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Cribble
11-04-2009, 21:13
Recently, at school, we were given a piece of paper, on that paper we were told to write what we would wish for if we had 1 limitless wish. The wishes varied from; End to poverty, End of global warming, to be happy for ever, to be rich, to get with Cheryl Cole/Megan Fox, Super powers, more wishes and so on. There is nothing special about these wishes, nothing out of the ordinary, really pointless wishes if you ask me. But I wrote down something else, I wrote down "To be part of Star Wars, not the films, but the story behind it." This only invoked laughs and a few mutters of my name (Since the wishes were read out anonymously). This pissed me off. Now I ask all of you, what would you wish for, and why?

Bissen
11-04-2009, 21:17
The ability to stab someone from my computer.

Someone
11-04-2009, 21:27
The ability to stab someone from my computer.

Oh that's a good one. Let's see, end of the universe. And not just that the universe ends but that it never existed, that will surely show those bastards!!!

Largion
11-04-2009, 21:35
To be part of Star Wars, not the films, but the story behind it

Atleast its a unique wish.

I would be one of the boring persons wishing for something like end to poverty.

Blixa
11-04-2009, 21:41
Nothing to be ashamed of Cribble, you can't sink any lower anyways.

As for my wish... probably ability to move/fly at super speed

Tenebrion
11-04-2009, 21:44
The ability to determine any sexual information about a person at will. Opinions, fetishes, sexual experiences, general preferences, whether or not they'd suck my lollypop, etc.

Blixa
11-04-2009, 21:46
The ability to determine any sexual information about a person at will. Opinions, fetishes, sexual experiences, general preferences, whether or not they'd suck my lollypop, etc.

What a surprise^^

Personally, I respect the privacy of others and would never wish to be able to completely destroy it.

nacitar sevaht
11-04-2009, 21:48
What a surprise^^

Personally, I respect the privacy of others and would never wish to be able to completely destroy it.

The only thing he'd destroy is the ass of an inviting person, as he'd know of the invitation in advance.

Fugean
11-04-2009, 21:49
i would wish for immortality... because i want to be there when the world ends, even if its not in my lifetime.. to say i told you so...

Tenebrion
11-04-2009, 21:50
What a surprise^^

Personally, I respect the privacy of others and would never wish to be able to completely destroy it.

Being able to tell, at will, everyone's dirty secrets would not only provide unfathomable power, but it'd also provide a very interesting night life.

Most people have sexual preferences that they would just never share with others. This super-power would fix that, and make the world one giant Baskin-Robbins of sexuality.

Blixa
11-04-2009, 22:02
Being able to tell, at will, everyone's dirty secrets would not only provide unfathomable power, but it'd also provide a very interesting night life.

Most people have sexual preferences that they would just never share with others. This super-power would fix that, and make the world one giant Baskin-Robbins of sexuality.

Never said it wouldn't be tempting. But instead of being able to fulfill that desire at any time, I think I'd want to be able to test out asexuality for like a week or a month and then be able to choose if I want to stay asexual or go back to normal. Not the Tallefred kind of bi-gay-asexuality, but being completely without any sexual feelings or desires.

Kusghuul
11-04-2009, 22:15
Cribble, it's a lie and we know it. Your wish would contain the words "sex" and "Megumi."

Tenebrion
11-04-2009, 22:22
Never said it wouldn't be tempting. But instead of being able to fulfill that desire at any time, I think I'd want to be able to test out asexuality for like a week or a month and then be able to choose if I want to stay asexual or go back to normal. Not the Tallefred kind of bi-gay-asexuality, but being completely without any sexual feelings or desires.

That could be interesting.

Vessol
11-04-2009, 22:25
Emperor of the World,

Lord Caim
11-04-2009, 22:42
I would wish that starting now and continuing into the future that people are/are born either blind, deaf, or mute.

FireCrusher.
11-04-2009, 22:44
10 more wishes......

Dark Lily
11-04-2009, 23:12
If I had three wishes, I'd wish for five,
Panorama, men at work, oh man alive,
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six,
I'd have a Midas touch and not a nervous twitch,
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven,
No I'll go the whole hog give me a hundred and eleven wishes,
What are they all for,
So I can have everything I've ever wished for and more,

If I had three wishes I'd wish for five,
Then I could breath under water and I'd still be alive,
I'd be as strong as ten tigers and fly through sky,
Or be completely invisible yet still pleasing to the eye,
Oh just nine wishes, no make it ten,
So I can travel through time and start all over again.
So I can travel through time and start all over again.

If I had three wishes I'd wish for five,
Peace on earth, ban the bomb, get along and survive,
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six,
I'd have a flat in the city and a house in the sticks,
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven,
Just decide what you want and then make it happen.
Just decide what you want and then make it happen.

Wish me luck, wish me well,
Wish me all the best and the rest to hell,
Wish happy birthday, wish good new year,
It's a wish wash there I bet you was here,
It's a wish wash there I bet you were here,

If I had three wishes,
I'd have a hundred and eleven wishes.

FireCrusher.
11-04-2009, 23:16
If I had three wishes, I'd wish for five,
Panorama, men at work, oh man alive,
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six,
I'd have a Midas touch and not a nervous twitch,
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven,
No I'll go the whole hog give me a hundred and eleven wishes,
What are they all for,
So I can have everything I've ever wished for and more,

If I had three wishes I'd wish for five,
Then I could breath under water and I'd still be alive,
I'd be as strong as ten tigers and fly through sky,
Or be completely invisible yet still pleasing to the eye,
Oh just nine wishes, no make it ten,
So I can travel through time and start all over again.
So I can travel through time and start all over again.

If I had three wishes I'd wish for five,
Peace on earth, ban the bomb, get along and survive,
If I had five wishes I'd wish for six,
I'd have a flat in the city and a house in the sticks,
If I had six wishes I'd wish for seven,
Just decide what you want and then make it happen.
Just decide what you want and then make it happen.

Wish me luck, wish me well,
Wish me all the best and the rest to hell,
Wish happy birthday, wish good new year,
It's a wish wash there I bet you was here,
It's a wish wash there I bet you were here,

If I had three wishes,
I'd have a hundred and eleven wishes.

First of ooh so many to quote this..

Necron Wraith
11-04-2009, 23:44
Invisibility. :)

Dark Lily
11-04-2009, 23:48
Invisibility. :)

"Or be completely invisible yet still pleasing to the eye,"

88Chaz88
11-05-2009, 00:04
I wish I was Doctor Who with limitless regenerations.

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 00:23
If there were another thing I could wish for, it'd be the ability to turn off consequences for myself.

Imagine how great it would be if you could magically turn off consequences. Rob a bank and get away with it. Punch an old lady in the face, and have her get up and go about her business like usual. Set things on fire.

It'd be glorious.

Dyrrn
11-05-2009, 03:22
Never said it wouldn't be tempting. But instead of being able to fulfill that desire at any time, I think I'd want to be able to test out asexuality for like a week or a month and then be able to choose if I want to stay asexual or go back to normal. Not the Tallefred kind of bi-gay-asexuality, but being completely without any sexual feelings or desires.

get married?




CAUTION: might have permanent side effects!

Rossco
11-05-2009, 03:36
I would, of course, wish that I were a 10'th, or if there's any higher, dimensional being. I'm sure you understand the implications, if that were to happen.

Of course you don't, you inferior being.

Strangia
11-05-2009, 03:37
I'd wish to constantly be finding money I didn't know I had in my pocket, and that it would always have that surprising feeling.

Vessol
11-05-2009, 03:40
If there were another thing I could wish for, it'd be the ability to turn off consequences for myself.

Imagine how great it would be if you could magically turn off consequences. Rob a bank and get away with it. Punch an old lady in the face, and have her get up and go about her business like usual. Set things on fire.

It'd be glorious.

Tell a girl you think she is attractive, and she ignores you.

Tell a waiter you would like a menu, and sit at the table ignored.

Lie dying on the ground and cry for help and have people walk by you.

Not all consequences are negative ;).

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 04:10
Tell a girl you think she is attractive, and she ignores you.

Tell a waiter you would like a menu, and sit at the table ignored.

Lie dying on the ground and cry for help and have people walk by you.

Not all consequences are negative ;).

Yes, and if we want to nit-pick wishes based on phrasing, we could likely nit-pick every wish here. Words aren't as important as meaning.

Vessol
11-05-2009, 04:11
Yes, and if we want to nit-pick wishes based on phrasing, we could likely nit-pick every wish here. Words aren't as important as meaning.

Not mine.

Nothing to nitpick about Emperor of the World.

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 04:17
Not mine.

Nothing to nitpick about Emperor of the World.

*poof* you are now officially the Emperor of the World.

Unfortunately, the world does not have a collective empire, and the independant nations refuse to acknowledge you as their leader. Regardless, you now have the official title of "Emperor of the World". Wear it proudly.

Strangia
11-05-2009, 04:17
Not mine.

Nothing to nitpick about Emperor of the World.

You'd be overthrown pretty quickly.

Sharuk
11-05-2009, 04:19
More wishes so i could wish for super powers

Flying, Controlable X-Ray vision, Super strength (though not so super i would crush peple on accident)

And whatever else came to my mind, like my own Mech, maybe my own Mech army, which would only be loyal to me, and i could claim the entire solar system, but then id need a huge Spaceship, the possibilities are endless

Drool111
11-05-2009, 09:37
"To be part of Star Wars, not the films, but the story behind it."

LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! ROFLMFAOOOOOOO FUCKING HELL HAHA THATS FUCKING FUNNY.
*ahem*.
Really, that's fucking funny.

Dark Lily
11-05-2009, 10:17
The last 10 years of my life back please.

Drool111
11-05-2009, 12:20
The last 10 years of my life back please.

Lol, oldy.

Dark Lily
11-05-2009, 12:55
Lol, oldy.

*shrug* you'll get there in the end. Sooner than you realise too.

Drool111
11-05-2009, 15:04
*shrug* you'll get there in the end. Sooner than you realise too.


nah, I won't.

Dark Lily
11-05-2009, 15:51
nah, I won't.

Don't intend on living until you're 30? Sounds good to me, hopefully you won't breed before then.

jonyak
11-05-2009, 16:00
an unlimited amount of wishes

88Chaz88
11-05-2009, 16:03
an unlimited amount of wishes

Nah, that'd be like cheating on a game, you'd get bored fast.

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 16:03
Nah, that'd be like cheating on a game, you'd get bored fast.

Unless you were to wish away your boredom.

88Chaz88
11-05-2009, 16:07
Unless you were to wish away your boredom.

So you'd get excited by anything? Would you really want to do this?

I guess this is what they mean by "carefull what you wish for".

Drool111
11-05-2009, 16:12
hopefully you won't breed before then.

Ah, well. I've probably already got a few lil dudes running around out there.

yeah....

jonyak
11-05-2009, 16:14
So you'd get excited by anything? Would you really want to do this?

I guess this is what they mean by "carefull what you wish for".

I'd wish to not have to be careful what I wish for... that and jessica alba, pre baby, to be my sex slave.

88Chaz88
11-05-2009, 16:20
I'd wish to not have to be careful what I wish for... that and jessica alba, pre baby, to be my sex slave.

Would you need any other wishes?

jonyak
11-05-2009, 16:23
there is a good saying.

"behind every smoking hot girl, there is a boyfriend/husband that is sick of putting up with her shit"

FireCrusher.
11-05-2009, 16:25
there is a good saying.

"behind every smoking hot girl, there is a boyfriend/husband that is sick of putting up with her shit"

And that's where you come in..

Skyborn
11-05-2009, 16:28
I would wish that I had telekinetic abilities. I would go around exploding the heads of stupid people!

GFH_Spike
11-05-2009, 17:59
I would wish for permanently optimal health.

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 20:17
And that's where you come in..

Litterally.

Vessol
11-05-2009, 20:25
You'd be overthrown pretty quickly.

Nah, I have the know-how to enslave you pathetic humans. Just entertain you and give you drugs. Slowly kill you off and turn you into my herds.

nate4449
11-05-2009, 22:17
Recently, at school, we were given a piece of paper, on that paper we were told to write what we would wish for if we had 1 limitless wish. The wishes varied from; End to poverty, End of global warming, to be happy for ever, to be rich, to get with Cheryl Cole/Megan Fox, Super powers, more wishes and so on. There is nothing special about these wishes, nothing out of the ordinary, really pointless wishes if you ask me. But I wrote down something else, I wrote down "To be part of Star Wars, not the films, but the story behind it." This only invoked laughs and a few mutters of my name (Since the wishes were read out anonymously). This pissed me off. Now I ask all of you, what would you wish for, and why?

What kind of puss wishes to end global warming, or fucking poverty?



Wish to be god, dammit. Then you can grant your own wishes...

...Obligatory "BUT THEN U WOULDN'T EXIST LOL"

Crazy Hermit
11-05-2009, 22:37
Having every single DBZ power. I know most of you hate anime, but with these id be set. Immortallity, blow shit up whenever I want, teleporting, flying, creating the dragon balls for more wishes, blow myself up and regenerate, etc.

Tenebrion
11-05-2009, 22:53
Having every single DBZ power.

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!


over 9,000.

Vessol
11-05-2009, 22:56
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!


over 9,000.

Boy, you are just full of cleverness.

Laxe
11-05-2009, 23:09
nothing

lilyeti
11-05-2009, 23:09
Immortality.

Kusghuul
11-05-2009, 23:16
i'd bring back Bon Scott, Jimi Hendrix, Jokke, John Bonham and Dave Leppard and grant all rock n' rollers eternal youth.

Kusghuul
11-05-2009, 23:18
Nah, I have the know-how to enslave you pathetic humans. Just entertain you and give you drugs. Slowly kill you off and turn you into my herds.

Thought you didn't approve of Obama?

FireCrusher.
11-05-2009, 23:23
Immortality.

"It's amazing how many people wish for immortality when they don't even know what to do with their saturday nights." - Some forumfaller I can't recall the name of.

lilyeti
11-05-2009, 23:25
"It's amazing how many people wish for immortality when they don't even know what to do with their saturday nights." - Some forumfaller I can't recall the name of. I will start a long-term uprising in canada.

Vessol
11-05-2009, 23:32
I will start a long-term uprising in canada.

Amoungst the trees against the lumberjacks.

FREEEEEDOMMMMMMMM

lilyeti
11-05-2009, 23:33
Amoungst the trees against the lumberjacks.

FREEEEEDOMMMMMMMM

Dammit, if I had a second wish, I would totaly wish to be a tree.

slayer333
11-05-2009, 23:43
I would wish to become a Dr. Manhattan type being. As close to God as you can get without having to listen to people whine in prayers all day.