New Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Flavor [Archive]

Vessol

11-01-2009, 01:55 AM

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road . " Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you who didn't have the money to buy ice cream. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?

Apex Vertigo

11-01-2009, 01:57 AM

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road . " Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you who didn't have the money to buy ice cream. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?

That is a really bad metaphor but mildly amusing.

calacity

11-01-2009, 03:12 AM

That is a really bad metaphor but mildly amusing.

actually i quite liked it

Gloomrender

11-01-2009, 04:47 AM

I lol'd.

Tenebrion

11-01-2009, 05:23 AM

New Right-wing Tin-hat icecream! Comes complete with its head up its ass, and a gun to its head! (gun presumably held by a communist/socialist/nazi)

Warning : Icecream also holds a gun to your head. It's presumed to be safer that way.

Lord Caim

11-01-2009, 05:35 AM

Damnit, I really did think there was a new Baskin Robbins ice-cream flavor. I call false advertising on this thread!

By the way, I laughed at the metaphor. Type it up and see if you can get Obama to read it in a speech.

Vessol

11-01-2009, 06:02 AM

New Right-wing Tin-hat icecream! Comes complete with its head up its ass, and a gun to its head! (gun presumably held by a communist/socialist/nazi)

Warning : Icecream also holds a gun to your head. It's presumed to be safer that way.

Left/Right Paradigm Ice Cream Flavor! One scoop is red and the other is blue, what they don't advertise is that they are both the same flavor but with different colors. Oh and that the pimply kid in the back stuck his smelly balls in the pint.

Villa

11-01-2009, 10:15 AM

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road . " Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you who didn't have the money to buy ice cream. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?
Fabulous; that got my day started with a smile (wife's right hand is on strike).

GFH_Spike

11-01-2009, 08:23 PM

Fabulous; that got my day started with a smile (wife's right hand is on strike).

Hire another hand.

Wonderboy2402

11-01-2009, 08:25 PM

How precious, mm mmm!

Kuruptix

11-01-2009, 08:37 PM

damn, i actually thought there was a new ice cream flavor. FUCKKK

nate4449

11-01-2009, 09:50 PM

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: " Barocky Road . " Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you who didn't have the money to buy ice cream. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated?

I thank you for this, so much.