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sirxazor
11-01-2009, 01:19 AM
hate it, kids come to my house and I gotta give em candy till 10 or 11. Last year was alright because I got to see some girls that used to go to same school with me, and they looked hot.

Whats everyone up to today?
Epicurious
11-01-2009, 01:24 AM
When you open the door,and they hold out thier bags and say "TRICK OR TREAT!?" reach into their bags, grab a handful of candy, yell "TRICK!!" and close the door!

They do give you the choice :)
Seddoron
11-01-2009, 01:27 AM
Give them small, partially hollow, sugar-coated, candy-looking glass objects. When the brats bite them, they fuck up their mouth.
Bissen
11-01-2009, 01:32 AM
What happened to the good ol' "WARNING! THE DOG WILL BITE" sign?
sirxazor
11-01-2009, 01:43 AM
I am SEriously thinking of getting me a leonberger just so I can scare little kids with it next time :P
Vessol
11-01-2009, 02:04 AM
im badass, im going to write a post about how i hate little kids and candy and halloween. stupid little kids. i cant ass myself to turn off my porch light so they think no one is home.
Apex Vertigo
11-01-2009, 02:06 AM
im badass, im going to write a post about how i hate little kids and candy and halloween. stupid little kids. i cant ass myself to turn off my porch light so they think no one is home.

No one would think of such genius as putting up a sign or turning off the lights, much more productive to act like a douche bag on this forum to fit in.
sirxazor
11-01-2009, 02:21 AM
Turning off your lights and not coming out to give candy is a no-no. We did that like 3 years ago and we ended up with toilet paper and eggs all over the house.
Vessol
11-01-2009, 02:22 AM
Turning off your lights and not coming out to give candy is a no-no. We did that like 3 years ago and we ended up with toilet paper and eggs all over the house.

Just put up a sign that says "Trespassers will be shot on sight"

Then sit out on your porch with a shotgun.

Oh wait, you're a Canadian. Sucks not to have gun rights, eh?
1998altima
11-01-2009, 02:23 AM
Just put up a sign that says "Trespassers will be shot on sight"

Then sit out on your porch with a shotgun.

Oh wait, you're a Canadian. Sucks not to have gun rights, eh?

I can see you getting into trouble even in certain U.S. states for doing what you've said.
Vessol
11-01-2009, 02:25 AM
I can see you getting into trouble even in certain U.S. states for doing what you've said.

Sitting out on your porch with a shotgun? I didn't say to fire the damn thing.
1998altima
11-01-2009, 02:28 AM
Sitting out on your porch with a shotgun? I didn't say to fire the damn thing.

Parents with their kids would probably call the police and you'd have a whole messy situation resulting in you having to stay in your home with your shotgun.

I ain't saying it's right, I'm just saying it would probably happen.
Vessol
11-01-2009, 02:46 AM
Parents with their kids would probably call the police and you'd have a whole messy situation resulting in you having to stay in your home with your shotgun.

I ain't saying it's right, I'm just saying it would probably happen.

Fine just do what Calvin's dad did (I can't find the particular strip) and sit in the bushes with a garden hose and spray anybody that comes near your house.
calacity
11-01-2009, 03:07 AM
Fine just do what Calvin's dad did (I can't find the particular strip) and sit in the bushes with a garden hose and spray anybody that comes near your house.

this is fucking epic
Apex Vertigo
11-01-2009, 03:46 AM
Let's make this a gun thread, why the fuck should it be ok for everyone to sit on there front porch with a loaded shotgun with little kids walking around?
Lord Caim
11-01-2009, 05:44 AM
I gave out packaged cheese one year and I haven't gotten a single kid to ever come back here.

Problem: pesky kids asking for candy

Solution: packaged cheeses

P.S. Please don't make this a gun thread.
Villa
11-01-2009, 10:28 AM
Most of you are assuming that kids won't fight back.
Clearly you have never seen the state of British kids in some parts of London.
Little chav bastards will tear shit up, and then get YOU arrested when you retaliate, then they stand aside laughing at how clever they are.
Kuruptix
11-01-2009, 08:47 PM
I gave out packaged cheese one year and I haven't gotten a single kid to ever come back here.

Problem: pesky kids asking for candy

Solution: packaged cheeses

P.S. Please don't make this a gun thread.


lmfao

i wana meet some of you cheeky bastards in rl
Vessol
11-01-2009, 08:57 PM
Most of you are assuming that kids won't fight back.
Clearly you have never seen the state of British kids in some parts of London.
Little chav bastards will tear shit up, and then get YOU arrested when you retaliate, then they stand aside laughing at how clever they are.

After reading that story about those two British kids who tortured the other two kids, I'm convinced that Britain is now building a Fascist army of sociopaths.
Archetype90
11-01-2009, 08:58 PM
I gave out packaged cheese one year and I haven't gotten a single kid to ever come back here.

Problem: pesky kids asking for candy

Solution: packaged cheeses

P.S. Please don't make this a gun thread.

I would come back for seconds. Packaged cheese is the shit.. and expensive.
Rossco
11-01-2009, 10:20 PM
Let's make this a gun thread, why the fuck should it be ok for everyone to sit on there front porch with a loaded shotgun with little kids walking around?

Because those little kids will, in the next 10 or so years, lose their birthright to exist. As such, it would be advisable to either sterilize to deactivate them preemptively, and invent cloning and consciousness transferal. No more little fuckbag mainstream kids, and you live young forever. Win-Win.