Go to hell trick or treating shitheads

[Villa]

Around this time a few years ago, I posted about how kids these days make almost no effort when they come round to do trick or treat.
If you recall, I mentioned how two young teenage girls came to my door: they flipped their hair over their faces and shook from side to side while saying "woooo woooo woooo". Yes, they actually said "woooo woooo wooooo" like a fucking steam train or something and then put their hands out for money.

Well, guess what? tonight they have been upstaged by some teenage twat who turned up in her school uniform and said "boss, trick or treat innit?"
No costume, no makeup, no hair flipped over faces, no "woooo wooo" noises.
Just standing their holding her hand out while chewing some gum.
It's Saturday FFS, why was she wearing her uniform?
I simply started at her and said "Fuck off" and shut the door. Bitch had some british-african-american friends it seems who then threw eggs at my door.

In this respect, I suspect Americans are lucky; I'm lead to believe that if I were in Texas I could have shot them in the genitals and proclaimed "trick please".

Fuck halloween, fuck trick or treat, fuck underage teenagers.

[Honorius]

She said boss? Is it still the 80s over there?

[Villa]

She said boss? Is it still the 80s over there?
I think "Guv" was 80s.
"Boss", "Bruv" and "Blood" seem to be all the rage amongst Britain's feral teenagers.

[1998altima]

Around this time a few years ago, I posted about how kids these days make almost no effort when they come round to do trick or treat.
If you recall, I mentioned how two young teenage girls came to my door: they flipped their hair over their faces and shook from side to side while saying "woooo woooo woooo". Yes, they actually said "woooo woooo wooooo" like a fucking steam train or something and then put their hands out for money.

You give out money as treats during Halloween? WTF is wrong with you.

You should make some 'special treats' for kids you don't like.

[Villa]

You give out money as treats during Halloween? WTF is wrong with you.

You should make some 'special treats' for kids you don't like.
I like where this is going.
Tell me more.

Also, I don't actually give out anything - least of all money, which is possibly why I get issues with shitheads comiong to my door and making trouble.

[Bak]

Around this time a few years ago, I posted about how kids these days make almost no effort when they come round to do trick or treat.
If you recall, I mentioned how two young teenage girls came to my door: they flipped their hair over their faces and shook from side to side while saying "woooo woooo woooo". Yes, they actually said "woooo woooo wooooo" like a fucking steam train or something and then put their hands out for money.

Well, guess what? tonight they have been upstaged by some teenage twat who turned up in her school uniform and said "boss, trick or treat innit?"
No costume, no makeup, no hair flipped over faces, no "woooo wooo" noises.
Just standing their holding her hand out while chewing some gum.
It's Saturday FFS, why was she wearing her uniform?
I simply started at her and said "Fuck off" and shut the door. Bitch had some british-african-american friends it seems who then threw eggs at my door.

In this respect, I suspect Americans are lucky; I'm lead to believe that if I were in Texas I could have shot them in the genitals and proclaimed "trick please".

Fuck halloween, fuck trick or treat, fuck underage teenagers.
Should've said "Trick" and put your hand in front of her (with a fist) and then when she tries looking at it you punch her in the face.

[CuriousGeorge]

Its been mentioned in another thread, but why not give them your cock in a box and see what that leads to.

[Villa]

Its been mentioned in another thread, but why not give them your cock in a box and see what that leads to.
Are you suggesting I should have ejaculated in her hand?

[1998altima]

I like where this is going.
Tell me more.

Also, I don't actually give out anything - least of all money, which is possibly why I get issues with shitheads comiong to my door and making trouble.

You are Villa the uber-troll. I'm sure you can think of something special to give to asshole kids.

[Glaive]

shit in a candy wrapper and then wrap it up.

[Largion]

If you recall, I mentioned how two young teenage girls came to my door: they flipped their hair over their faces and shook from side to side while saying "woooo woooo woooo".

I would even have payed for that!!
Noone came to my door and I even purchased candy. :(

I live in Sweden/högdalen so if anyone around me got a visit plz say so, so that I can feel more left out. :(:(

[Baralis]

Teenage girl in a school uniform? Damn! Whats wrong with you Villa? This is an instance where you invite them in to give them the special treat.

[Zyclone]

Teenage girl in a school uniform? Damn! Whats wrong with you Villa? This is an instance where you invite them in to give them the special treat.

no kidding

[Blixa]

fuck underage teenagers.

:p

[Dyrrn]

Its been mentioned in another thread, but why not give them your cock in a box and see what that leads to.

dick in a box? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg) :ninja:

[Bissen]

So Villa.

I bet you have no trouble finding a costume since you're already dressed up as a terrorist.

Also. Nice way to scare the kids "YALLA YALLA ALAHU ACKBAR!"

[Vessol]

I didn't know they trick or treated in Saudia Arabia.

I guess what they already wear there is already considered enough of a costume.

[Drool111]

This is why last year I dressed up as a old man, sat on a rocking chair outside of my front door stroking a shotgun. And when kids came up to me I said "arr get da fuck off mah property!!" and shot the shotgun into the air.

[Lord Caim]

I guess I don't get why poking fun at Villa is funny, or popular. Maybe I'm just not with the in-crowd here. I have to agree though, no treat for no effort. My candies are precious commodities that need to be earned, not simply asked for.

[Vessol]

Villa is a time honored tradition of Forumfall.

[Lord Caim]

Villa is a time honored tradition of Forumfall.
I remember his threads of old, years ago before launch. The silliness, the flames; just never understood why he got such a bad rep.

[Vessol]

I remember his threads of old, years ago before launch. The silliness, the flames; just never understood why he got such a bad rep.

Bad? I don't know anyone who doesn't love Villa. Hell, the bastard got me suspended for a few months before.

[Lord Caim]

Bad? I don't know anyone who doesn't love Villa. Hell, the bastard got me suspended for a few months before.
I thought suspension was not good? It's like my whole life has been turned topsy-turvey!

[Vessol]

I thought suspension was not good? It's like my whole life has been turned topsy-turvey!

Suspension is a mark of pride. I have 64 infraction points.

[Drool111]

Suspension is a mark of pride. I have 64 infraction points.

I've been suspended twice, but the majority of my infracs have expired.

[Gloomrender]

Villa is hilarious.

If you take him seriously you're doing it wrong.

This thread is funny as hell.

[Wonderboy2402]

Hell, if there were school girls turning tricks on my doorstep...

[Death's Chill]

I like where this is going.
Tell me more.

Also, I don't actually give out anything - least of all money, which is possibly why I get issues with shitheads comiong to my door and making trouble.

You do realize if you don't want to be bothered, yuu can just turn off the front porch light.

[Aleucard]

You do realize if you don't want to be bothered, yuu can just turn off the front porch light.
Not everyone gets subtle hints like that. Sometimes, you need to be a little more..... invasive. This is where the traps come in. ^_^

[Villa]

Question for gun loving americans:
Can you shoot 'trick or treaters' if they are on your doorstep without your permission?

[Blixa]

Question for gun loving americans:
Can you shoot 'trick or treaters' if they are on your doorstep without your permission?

If you're able to convince the judge that you thought they were thieves, why not?

[wormw00d]

Question for gun loving americans:
Can you shoot 'trick or treaters' if they are on your doorstep without your permission?


you CAN. Prlly won't turn out well for you if you do.

[Villa]

you CAN. Prlly won't turn out well for you if you do.
WTF?
You mean all those angry gun-nuts on this forum were talking out of their asses about tresspass?

[Falokis]

WTF?
You mean all those angry gun-nuts on this forum were talking out of their asses about tresspass?They need to be INSIDE the house uninvited. Door step doesn't count.

[Mordhak]

Damn you Villa, beating me to the annual halloween-bashing thread. You're lucky I was banned.

[Villa]

No no, please, do tell us how it is in Belgium.

[Mordhak]

No no, please, do tell us how it is in Belgium.

Quite non-existent really. I just like to bash other nationalities for being mindless capitalist slaves and taking part in it.

[jonyak]

I had a good haloween.

played music all night to sexily dressed women.

[Mordhak]

I had a good haloween.

played music all night to sexily dressed women.

Do you play the skinflute, perchance?

[jonyak]

Do you play the skinflute, perchance?

masterfully.

[Rossco]

You should'a been awesome and given her an unsharpened pencil. If her response was anything less than complete and utter servitude to your every whim and demand, then throw an egg at her face and start yelling half-coherently about her insolence. If she, or her friends, return to further challenge the awesome supremacy that is you then just grab a lamp - or other object that emits light, and has a power cord that will snap from the wall - and just start chasing them down the street, screaming incrementally foreign words from some invented extra-terrestrial language. If they get brave and decide to take you on, then fucking shitkick one's nuts and start spitting and frothing at the mouth. If there's any small children around you - and, by now, the scene you've created - that haven't gotten scared and ran off than grab one and throw it at the group of teenagers. Bask in the glorious chaos that will ensue, and continue your crazed rampage until the coppers grow some balls and shoot you in the forehead.

[Villa]

You should'a been awesome and given her an unsharpened pencil. If her response was anything less than complete and utter servitude to your every whim and demand, then throw an egg at her face and start yelling half-coherently about her insolence. If she, or her friends, return to further challenge the awesome supremacy that is you then just grab a lamp - or other object that emits light, and has a power cord that will snap from the wall - and just start chasing them down the street, screaming incrementally foreign words from some invented extra-terrestrial language. If they get brave and decide to take you on, then fucking shitkick one's nuts and start spitting and frothing at the mouth. If there's any small children around you - and, by now, the scene you've created - that haven't gotten scared and ran off than grab one and throw it at the group of teenagers. Bask in the glorious chaos that will ensue, and continue your crazed rampage until the coppers grow some balls and shoot you in the forehead.
You should seek help. Immediately.

[Xinnro]

I had drank, smoked weed, and had sex.

Course the fact it was halloween didn't really make any difference

[Sbrafk]

I would capture several of them and put them into deadly puzzle traps where they have to lose a limb to escape to teach them the value of not trick o treating at a house where there isn't a fucking lit pumpkin!

[Shoniku]

You so should give out pot-laced brownies, man.

I once dressed up as a stuffed-dummy with a mask on, and sat in a chair on my porch with a bowl of brownies on my lap. Some girl came up with her dad, grabbed a "special brownie" ( ;) ), I screamed, then she followed suit, and it all ended with the dad punching me in the face and taking all my brownies.

I'd love to see what happened at his house once he handed them all out :D

[Don Chino]

Unwrap sweet, insert ecstasy, re-wrap.

[t1337Dude]

Everyone goes trick-or-treating, then goes home and eats there candy. Never have I heard of anyone eating candy before their done.
Which is exactly why his idea doesn't make any sense.

[Aleucard]

Which is exactly why his idea doesn't make any sense.
If it's one of those Cakesters that Oreo has out, then it would. Still, I personally think handing those things out at ALL should earn you getting tar and feathered, strung up a tree with a hook attached to your underwear, then used as target practice with a paintball gun. I almost blew chunks on the far wall the instant one of those things hit my mouth.

[t1337Dude]

If it's one of those Cakesters that Oreo has out, then it would. Still, I personally think handing those things out at ALL should earn you getting tar and feathered, strung up a tree with a hook attached to your underwear, then used as target practice with a paintball gun. I almost blew chunks on the far wall the instant one of those things hit my mouth.

I guess but it's just weird and awfully suspicious because literally nobody does that. I went Trick-Or-Treating this year for hours and got nothing like that.

[Aleucard]

Well, it's an idea for next year. At the very least, it's going to be funny as Hell if someone actually grows the set to do it.

[Crazy Hermit]

Everyone goes trick-or-treating, then goes home and eats there candy. Never have I heard of anyone eating candy before their done. The exception to this is when the occassional awesome person is handing out pop instead of candy, in which case the kids'll be all up in that shit pronto.

Oh, and to the impudent peon who made blasphemous indirect assertions as toward the physical deterioration of my mental grasp; my superiority is irrefutable, denial is therefore irrelevant, thus further argument only continues to highlight your own impudence.

Looks like someone made a visit to dictionary.com :rolleyes:

[Rossco]

Looks like someone made a visit to dictionary.com :rolleyes:

Actually, the last time I read any form of dictionary was in the 6th grade, and it was too see if that extrasupersomethingoranother word was actually considered a word - which I highly doubted. I'm just naturally better with words, and just about every other intellectual matter, than you, and nearly everybody else I've encountered in my relatively short human lifespan.

EDIT: Except spelling. I have a tendency to fuggle up in that area sometimes, mostly only when the environment in which I'm conversing is unworthy of any higher consideration toward unnecessary grammatical tendencies. And, in my last post, it is clearly identifiable that I used more verbose terms when bashing someone beneath me; such is a psychological tendency that I have no will, nor need, to disobey. Next time, before questioning me, infidel, consider that perhaps whatever your argument may be is fundamentally flawed.

[Villa]

ur mom

[ejnomad07]

I'm sorta disappointed. Villa your threads used to start better.

[Drool111]

Actually, the last time I read any form of dictionary was in the 6th grade, and it was too see if that extrasupersomethingoranother word was actually considered a word - which I highly doubted. I'm just naturally better with words, and just about every other intellectual matter, than you, and nearly everybody else I've encountered in my relatively short human lifespan.

EDIT: Except spelling. I have a tendency to fuggle up in that area sometimes, mostly only when the environment in which I'm conversing is unworthy of any higher consideration toward unnecessary grammatical tendencies. And, in my last post, it is clearly identifiable that I used more verbose terms when bashing someone beneath me; such is a psychological tendency that I have no will, nor need, to disobey. Next time, before questioning me, infidel, consider that perhaps whatever your argument may be is fundamentally flawed.

You do realize that if you make huge walls of text, with all this fancy spelling and grammar and stuff you end up looking like you've been trolled and you get ridiculed? Did you know if you just leave it to a few sentences without looking like someone has a gun shoved up inside your anus threatening to fire if you don't type like a civilized human being, you end up actually looking superior? You should try it out some time.

[The Dark Zealot]

You guys are idiots, just put an empty plastic bowl outside and attach a piece of paper that says "take only one"

[Gunther TheBlack]

I like where this is going.
Tell me more.

Also, I don't actually give out anything - least of all money, which is possibly why I get issues with shitheads comiong to my door and making trouble.


Condoms or morning after pills are a good start, seeing how brittish teens have a knack to get knocked up.

[Villa]

Condoms or morning after pills are a good start, seeing how brittish teens have a knack to get knocked up.
Good idea.