Scottish people are amazing

[Villa]

I was at a theme park the last few days, and there was a sudden power cut last night.
People were trapped on rides, screaming because it was suddenly pitch black and quite scary being stuck high above the ground.
Literally 10 seconds into the power cut and this group of Scottish louts started yelling "RAID! yaaarrrr!" and ran into a souvenir store and ransacked it.
They ran out with probably half the contents of the store, and I swear two of them were trying to drag an arcade game (looked like dance dance revolution or something) out.

I have never seen such spontaneous crime in my life since the LA riots.
While everyone else was wondering WTF happened to the lights, these awesome Scotts were pillaging an English establishment in a way that would have made William Wallace proud.

Basically, I think they have thievery in their genes.

[Dingbat]

Yeah, go scotland!

Just to clear things up, most of us Scots aren't thieves, it was just probably because they wanted to get their own piece of England back home and brag about how nobody stopped them etc.

TL;DR, Scots hate English. Irish, hate English etc etc

[Largion]

I was at a theme park the last few days, and there was a sudden power cut last night.
People were trapped on rides, screaming because it was suddenly pitch black and quite scary being stuck high above the ground.
Literally 10 seconds into the power cut and this group of Scottish louts started yelling "RAID! yaaarrrr!" and ran into a souvenir store and ransacked it.
They ran out with probably half the contents of the store, and I swear two of them were trying to drag an arcade game (looked like dance dance revolution or something) out.

I have never seen such spontaneous crime in my life since the LA riots.
While everyone else was wondering WTF happened to the lights, these awesome Scotts were pillaging an English establishment in a way that would have made William Wallace proud.

Basically, I think they have thievery in their genes.

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BAN!! :eek:

[Apex Vertigo]

That is pretty damn awesome. I've always secretly wanted to be a Scott.

[Marrik]

as anyone who has ever seen Trainwatching can tell you, "its SHITE bein' Scottish! ye're the looest fookin scoom on the airth!"

[Someone]

as anyone who has ever seen Trainwatching can tell you, "its SHITE bein' Scottish! ye're the looest fookin scoom on the airth!"

Way to fail with the name of the movie, it's Trainspotting. But I like Willie the groundskeepers take on Scotts more. They are the natural enemies of everyone and everything and they hate them all.

[Blixa]

BAN!! :eek:

I don't see the negative context.

[Largion]

I don't see the negative context.

thievery in their genes is a good thing? :D

[Blixa]

thievery in their genes is a good thing? :D

Read his post:

Scottish people are amazing

I was at a theme park the last few days, and there was a sudden power cut last night.
People were trapped on rides, screaming because it was suddenly pitch black and quite scary being stuck high above the ground.
Literally 10 seconds into the power cut and this group of Scottish louts started yelling "RAID! yaaarrrr!" and ran into a souvenir store and ransacked it.
They ran out with probably half the contents of the store, and I swear two of them were trying to drag an arcade game (looked like dance dance revolution or something) out.

I have never seen such spontaneous crime in my life since the LA riots.
While everyone else was wondering WTF happened to the lights, these awesome Scotts were pillaging an English establishment in a way that would have made William Wallace proud.

Basically, I think they have thievery in their genes.


you're clearly the racist here and should be banned.

[HauptmannHP]

Locked. Saying Scots have thievery in their genes is a no-no.