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Legatosoren
10-31-2009, 04:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws

Take a stand
Apex Vertigo
10-31-2009, 06:18 PM
The end where drenches himself in axe is hilarious because it has to be true.
88Chaz88
10-31-2009, 07:01 PM
The end where drenches himself in axe is hilarious because it has to be true.

Goddammit I watched because I thought someone would get hit with an axe because of you!

How am I supposed to know Lynx is called Axe in the states?
Apex Vertigo
10-31-2009, 07:40 PM
Goddammit I watched because I thought someone would get hit with an axe because of you!

How am I supposed to know Lynx is called Axe in the states?


Didn't know there was such thing as Lynx.
Vessol
10-31-2009, 09:00 PM
Didn't know there was such thing as Lynx.

Lynx just sounds gay.

"Let me spray some lynx all over myself"
Dark Lily
10-31-2009, 09:28 PM
You can't underestimate the Lynx effect!
Dave_sp!
10-31-2009, 09:30 PM
Lynx just sounds gay.

"Let me spray some lynx all over myself"



and axe sounds any less bent?
Vessol
10-31-2009, 09:31 PM
and axe sounds any less bent?

At least axe doesn't sound like your spraying a small feline all over yourself(which sounds more like you're spraying urine all over yourself).
HauptmannHP
10-31-2009, 09:33 PM
Small? I thought they would were considered more like medium-sized.
GFH_Spike
10-31-2009, 09:34 PM
Lynx just sounds gay.

"Let me spray some lynx all over myself"

I visualized a lynx lifting its thigh and urinating over your arm pits.
Dave_sp!
10-31-2009, 09:35 PM
At least axe doesn't sound like your spraying a small feline all over yourself(which sounds more like you're spraying urine all over yourself).


It sounds like its trying too hard to be macho
Apex Vertigo
10-31-2009, 10:38 PM
It sounds like its trying too hard to be macho

And Lynx doesn't? Lynx sounds like something that should be marketed to smelly Pimps, the capital P Pimps.

Also axe has the "Axe effect" as well. What does it matter though Axe smells like total utter shit anyways, I'd never spray that stuff anywhere near me. I'm sure Lynx is the same since they are the same product and all.
Dave_sp!
10-31-2009, 10:39 PM
I dont really consider cats macho tbh

i'm not argueing that lynx isnt a shit name btw, just that axe is equally bad

oh, and lynx has 'the lynx effect'...lazy advertising execs!
Apex Vertigo
10-31-2009, 10:42 PM
I dont really consider cats macho tbh

i'm not argueing that lynx isnt a shit name btw, just that axe is equally bad

oh, and lynx has 'the lynx effect'...lazy advertising execs!

Lions are the King of the Jungle, pretty macho if you ask me.
Dave_sp!
10-31-2009, 10:46 PM
I've beaten a lion in a fight before



true story
88Chaz88
10-31-2009, 11:37 PM
De-rail complete.
Bak
10-31-2009, 11:50 PM
I once managed to derail a thread on the first post.
True story.
Vessol
11-01-2009, 02:17 AM
i "dated" a girl who would huff axe

true story
Vessol
11-01-2009, 09:17 AM
this is too epic, i showed my douchebag friend this and he said "I dont get it"

true story
Dave_sp!
11-01-2009, 01:03 PM
God i love finishing posts with true story


true story
Shoniku
11-02-2009, 03:48 AM
Cool story bro.

True story.
Sbrafk
11-02-2009, 04:01 AM
More like the ass effect. Because you smell like ass and everyone avoids you when you spray yourself with it. Get it? Ha ha ha ha. Ha. *Grabs boob*

True story.
Jackhowitzer
11-02-2009, 04:43 AM
i "dated" a girl who would huff axe

true story

I dated that girl before Vessol

True Story. (Bro)
Apex Vertigo
11-02-2009, 04:53 AM
I dated that girl before Vessol

True Story. (Bro)

I was gonna date that girl but didn't because her bulge was bigger than mine.

True Story.
Vessol
11-02-2009, 06:39 AM
I was gonna date that girl but didn't because her bulge was bigger than mine.

True Story.

Seriously, that's why I put quotation marks around "dated"

True Story
Mr.LichTwitch
11-02-2009, 07:23 AM
I was gonna date that girl but didn't because her bulge was bigger than mine.

True Story.

Lady Gaga?

True Story.
Sqarak
11-02-2009, 11:41 AM
Lady Gaga?

True Story.

No, ya mama.

True Story.
Apex Vertigo
11-02-2009, 05:50 PM
Seriously, that's why I put quotation marks around "dated"

True Story

Quotes should had been around "girl".

True story.
Dave_sp!
11-02-2009, 06:09 PM
lady gaga is actually my nephew... i used to touch him up in his sleep


true story