Annoyances Thread

[Ultimo]

Simple topic. What annoys you? Everyone has little pet peeves. As I sit here at work, I am reminded of a few of mine, specifically having to do with the workplace, as that is where I am at currently.

1. People that eat crunchy food alllll day. It grinds at your nerves.
2. Old people that still think they are cute. There is a 60 year old woman here that seems to believe that, and she walks around in teenager's clothes and says cutesy things to try to get attention.
3. Out of shape people that give you health advice (this one especially pisses me off, as both my neighbors at work do this...it doesn't make any fucking sense when I am 165 at 6'2, and they are shorter and weigh a lot more).
4. People that don't know the difference between good and well.
5. People that use "begging the question" incorrectly.

What are some of forumfall's little ticks?

[Bissen]

Getting up in the morning just so I can be a self-paid slave.

That and everything that follows, up untill I have to go to sleep, in which the annoyances dissapear for a short while.

Talk about being pessimistic huh

[Zyrokin]

People that say one thing but then do another. People that talk big game to try and impress you, about things that you don't even care or know about. So mostly, just liars, which just about everyone.

Begging the question, did I answer correctly?:sly:

[Badem]

stupid pointless posts in OT


oh wait I do that

*self implodes*

but on a serious note,

1) Women waiting for men to make the first move, stop being so fucking lazy and help us out here, its fucking ahrd enough trying to get drunk, chat to friend and look this damn sexy without having to walk over to you and try chatting you up
2) people hogging the middle lane on motorways at 2 MPH faster then the fucking slow lane, drive a little slower and let me open up on the middle lane at 75MPH
3) Warm Beer in bars.. I mean WTF.... fill the fucking fridge earlier you lazy bitches

[Zyrokin]

stupid pointless posts in OT


oh wait I do that

*self implodes*

but on a serious note,

1) Women waiting for men to make the first move, stop being so fucking lazy and help us out here, its fucking ahrd enough trying to get drunk, chat to friend and look this damn sexy without having to walk over to you and try chatting you up
2) people hogging the middle lane on motorways at 2 MPH faster then the fucking slow lane, drive a little slower and let me open up on the middle lane at 75MPH
3) Warm Beer in bars.. I mean WTF.... fill the fucking fridge earlier you lazy bitches

I'd throw a warm beer back at the waitress or bartender. Well maybe, depends on how many people pissed me off earlier in the day. And fucking seriously, women want equal rights, how bout they try and put a little work into it. Guess im just to lazy and am getting sick of hittin on the bitches.

[Ultimo]

Ooo, I got one. People that ignore texts/calls when they are obviously there. At least freakin' tell me if you want to be left alone. I know you can relate to that one Zyrokin!

[jonyak]

Ooo, I got one. People that ignore texts/calls when they are obviously there. At least freakin' tell me if you want to be left alone. I know you can relate to that one Zyrokin!

I do that all the time.

I rarely answer my phone.

its usualy because people only seem to call me when I an shitting, masterbating or fucking.

[Badem]

I tend to ignore mine cos I really cant be fucking arsed sending an SMS to my mate who is sitting next to me

and if you send me one more SMS while i am in talking range i am going to FUCKING BURY THIS PHONE IN YOUR BASTARD HEAD!!

[Zyrokin]

I do that all the time.

I rarely answer my phone.

its usualy because people only seem to call me when I an shitting, masterbating or fucking.

I answer while doing all 3 of those, at the same time!

[Ultimo]

I do that all the time.

I rarely answer my phone.

its usualy because people only seem to call me when I an shitting, masterbating or fucking.

Well, the reason I brought it up, is because me and Zyrokin have been hanging out recently, and I left my phone at one of his friends house on accident. Took nearly three days to get it back, because the friend of Zyrokin is one of the most unreliable people in the world.

I didn't even believe it when Zyrokin warned me, either. You don't expect that kind of uselessness from anyone outside of the supporting role in a comedy movie.

[jonyak]

Well, the reason I brought it up, is because me and Zyrokin have been hanging out recently, and I left my phone at one of his friends house on accident. Took nearly three days to get it back, because the friend of Zyrokin is one of the most unreliable people in the world.

I didn't even believe it when Zyrokin warned me, either. You don't expect that kind of uselessness from anyone outside of the supporting role in a comedy movie.

I have a friend liek that.

I decided to trust him with bringing some stuff to my wedding...

so I Called him up like 2 days before the wedding to confirm that he was going to bring my gear. turns out he forgot to call me to tell me he couldn't bring anything anymore.

[Dark Lily]

Normally I'm annoyed by all kind of stuff, right now I'm annoyed I can't think of any examples though.

[Zyrokin]

People never believe me, and yet I continue to prove that its the truth. I guess most people are just used to exaggerating, and used to people exaggerating. Honestly, its the honest person that no one ever believes.

[kab112]

All of the above and most likely some of the below.

[Reckun]

Getting up in the morning just so I can be a self-paid slave.

That and everything that follows, up untill I have to go to sleep, in which the annoyances dissapear for a short while.

Talk about being pessimistic huh

do you know how to farm? raise crops? take care of livestock? build your own shelter if necessary?

[doomahx]

3. Out of shape people that give you health advice (this one especially pisses me off, as both my neighbors at work do this...it doesn't make any fucking sense when I am 165 at 6'2, and they are shorter and weigh a lot more).


What if their advice is right?

[Bissen]

do you know how to farm? raise crops? take care of livestock? build your own shelter if necessary?

Shelter yes. Not the others. But then again. I'm having a hard time figuring out wtf your point is.

Wan't me to become a survivalist? Think that won't be as stressful and annoying?

[Reckun]

Shelter yes. Not the others. But then again. I'm having a hard time figuring out wtf your point is.

Wan't me to become a survivalist? Think that won't be as stressful and annoying?

you work to get money to buy stuff like taht unless you can make it yourself :)

[Larocco]

bad movies

red traffic lights

doing work

kab can be also pretty annoying once u get to know him

[Bissen]

you work to get money to buy stuff like taht unless you can make it yourself :)

So fuckin what? The thread was about stuff that annoys me! ;)

[Sqarak]

do you know how to farm? raise crops? take care of livestock? build your own shelter if necessary?

Then A Libertanian Survivalist Might Just Be Your Thing

JOIN NOW!

[NewRage]

People at red lights that start to edge forward. The light is still fucking red, inching up a little bit is not going to make it change any quicker. Then if I'm at the back of the line and 10 cars in front of me all do it I look like an ass because I have enough room for two cars in front of me since I was inching up like everyone else there.

[kab112]

bad movies

red traffic lights

doing work

kab can be also pretty annoying once u get to know him

Don't be like that... I can be annoying even if you don't know me as well!

[Ultimo]

What if their advice is right?

Well, the correctness of the information was never the part that pissed me off. They could tell me that the key to a healthy life is eating right and exercising, and it would still piss me off. But until they get their own chunky asses into shape...

That's like an armless man telling me my handwriting is aweful!

[Drool111]

Doing a shit annoys me. Rips my ass.

[Badem]

annoys me when people delete my fucking threads

My Threads are pure fucking Genuis, leave them alone

[Chernobog]

People that take up more then one airline seat. If you're going to be fat go be fat somewhere else.

[Badem]

People who go to teh bar when its busy wiothout the Drink order and then spend the next 20 minutes having a friend run backwards and forwards to give them the drinks order.

I just want to pile drive them into the fricking bar

Or when the bartender ignores you, I once stood at an near empty bar to get a drink and the bartenders all ignored me pretending to be 'Busy' It's only when i stared one down and he came over my first words were 'Get me your manager' oohh free drinks but still doesnt give me back the hour I lost and also those cure chicks that wandered off cos I couldnt get them drunk fast enough

[raffraff]

I hate people who feel that it is necesary to put 'in my opinion' or 'IMO' when it is clearly their opinon anway.

"There shouldn't be a skill cap IMO."
"Dakfall sucks IMO."

It's lucky you put IMO there because otherwise I just take whatever you say as gospel chum!

[Siamma]

soo much hate in this post.

[Dark Lily]

soo much hate in this post.

Fuck you.

(yeah sorry, bit obvious but I couldn't help myself)

[Girth]

People.

[Tzacharu]

Cell phones.

[Crazy Hermit]

When people overreact to small things. Ive got in trouble for bs like that too much.

[natedagreat]

I hate people who feel that it is necesary to put 'in my opinion' or 'IMO' when it is clearly their opinon anway.

"There shouldn't be a skill cap IMO."
"Dakfall sucks IMO."

It's lucky you put IMO there because otherwise I just take whatever you say as gospel chum!

Yeah thats so fucking annoying imo.

Plus when people say AFAIK. TBH i had to look that one up and man i wanted to punch babies.

I.E. As far as I know (afaik) the goblins are west of the city.

Why not just say "the goblins are west" and if you really arnt sure just say so. None of this AFAIK bullshit.

Well..thats my opinion atleast. imo.

[Slaker]

World in general.

[CuriousGeorge]

- People who ask for favours, but very subtly
- Splash-back when doing a shit

[Strangia]

People who repeatedly attempt to tell jokes that aren't fucking funny, and go about thinking they are Rodney Dangerfield.

People who feel a need to stop while taking turns that clearly don't require them to stop.

Assholes who decide to park in 2 spaces. Even better, are assholes who I see park in two spaces, get out of the car, comment on their shitty parking job, and then leave without adjusting their parking.

People who like to argue with cashiers for no reason.

[kingpin]

people who know they're wrong about something but argue about it anyway.

fat people who complain about their salary being too low to feed their family. stop eating their food then.

feminism. mixed competition at the olympics is a good start, until then...

people that will ask everyone else to do something but themselves won't do.

people who enslave animals as pets, burden their short lives with their existance just so they can fill their gaps in life. and even worse, they pretend to love them.

vegeterians. what the fuck is that about?

people who ask for proof about the obvious. this is not a court. SOME things you can just tell if you have the minimum ability to think, compare, put together and reach a conclusion.

old people that ask for windows to stay closed even if it's fucking hot and you're sweating.

people with bad teeth. you can spend 3 minutes a day for dental health, DO IT!

that's it for now.

[CuriousGeorge]

- when someone farts and they try and cover it up by blaming surrounding people. Watching them act like that makes my blood boil.

[Strangia]

When you are in a hallway, and certain people, lets just call them "democrats", run into you, and then say "Excuse you" angrily, making all the other democrats in the hallway stare angrily at you while you awkwardly walk by.

[Epicurious]

Well, the correctness of the information was never the part that pissed me off. They could tell me that the key to a healthy life is eating right and exercising, and it would still piss me off. But until they get their own chunky asses into shape...

That's like an armless man telling me my handwriting is aweful!

What if he was a master calligrapher before the accident that took his arms?

[CuriousGeorge]

What if he was a master calligrapher before the accident that took his arms?

-hate people who are too in-depth and picky about analogies.

[Ultimo]

People who repeatedly attempt to tell jokes that aren't fucking funny, and go about thinking they are Rodney Dangerfield.

People who feel a need to stop while taking turns that clearly don't require them to stop.

Assholes who decide to park in 2 spaces. Even better, are assholes who I see park in two spaces, get out of the car, comment on their shitty parking job, and then leave without adjusting their parking.

People who like to argue with cashiers for no reason.

I feel ya. I hate people that come to a complete stop to take right handed turns (on busy roads). Fuck them. Man, you sound like you drive in Michigan. Worst drivers ever (I grew up close to the border, often times we had to fight off the bad drivers with shot guns before they could cross...it was the Indiana Castle Law).

[StaticBlack]

-People who start braking 100km before a traffic light
-People who stop behind a car, leaving >2 cars distance and then 10 seconds later decide to fucking close that distance.
-People who go insanely slow around corners and then speed on straights, or when you go to overtake them they speed up.
-Red P platers (Australian thing)

[Rossco]

I'm annoyed by repetitively flashing lights. Sometimes, when I stare at them long enough, I drool and have an epileptic seizure.

/insertsomethingstupidhere

[Rimayven]

Simple topic. What annoys you? Everyone has little pet peeves. As I sit here at work, I am reminded of a few of mine, specifically having to do with the workplace, as that is where I am at currently.

1. People that eat crunchy food alllll day. It grinds at your nerves.
2. Old people that still think they are cute. There is a 60 year old woman here that seems to believe that, and she walks around in teenager's clothes and says cutesy things to try to get attention.
3. Out of shape people that give you health advice (this one especially pisses me off, as both my neighbors at work do this...it doesn't make any fucking sense when I am 165 at 6'2, and they are shorter and weigh a lot more).
4. People that don't know the difference between good and well.
5. People that use "begging the question" incorrectly.

What are some of forumfall's little ticks?

People like Silverhandorder.

[kab112]

People like Silverhandorder.

Don't hate.. you don't want to put that in the universe.

[Rimayven]

What's wrong with hate?
[EDIT]: Hate is good for the heart, but take/exude it in moderation.

[kab112]

What's wrong with hate?
[EDIT]: Hate is good for the heart, but take/exude it in moderation.

Hate is bad, mommy says so.

[palo god]

people who enslave animals as pets, burden their short lives with their existance just so they can fill their gaps in life. and even worse, they pretend to love them.

Yes, I'm sure were burdening that goldfish with its seven second memory span. You must have one crappy life to have such a shitty view on things.

[KoomValley]

People eating with their mouth open
People slurping their drinks
People who breath too loud

[jonyak]

Yes, I'm sure were burdening that goldfish with its seven second memory span. You must have one crappy life to have such a shitty view on things.

ya my dog sure seems happy as shit to be with me. she lives a pretty free life. free range of the house, free range of my property. she eats well, she gets medicaly taken care of better than I take care of myself, she gets mentaly stimulated. I don't abuse her.

she gets a warm hosue to live in during the winter, and warm cuddles from me whenever she wants them.

that poor dog.

[PediPhiler]

People that went to a full 4 years of college and are certified to do a job, but still don't know how to do anything related to their job and call me to answer questions about their job that I didn't go to school to do, but know the answer anyways. Fuck.

[Ultimo]

People that went to a full 4 years of college and are certified to do a job, but still don't know how to do anything related to their job and call me to answer questions about their job that I didn't go to school to do, but know the answer anyways. Fuck.


Anyone that thinks college prepares you for a job, is an idiot. It teaches you some shit, but no college degree is for a specific job.

Case and point: software development. I didn't learn anything about corporate development until my internship. Sure, I knew how to code, and how to use certain IDEs, but once I got out here I was doing stuff I would have never done in school, writing in languages I had never used, and using IDEs I had never seen.

That's why most places prefer people with real world experience :).

[PediPhiler]

Anyone that thinks college prepares you for a job, is an idiot. It teaches you some shit, but no college degree is for a specific job.

Case and point: software development. I didn't learn anything about corporate development until my internship. Sure, I knew how to code, and how to use certain IDEs, but once I got out here I was doing stuff I would have never done in school, writing in languages I had never used, and using IDEs I had never seen.

That's why most places prefer people with real world experience :).That may be true for most jobs, but I was referring to Nurses. The medical field does actually teach you what you should know to do the job and you typically have a 1 year internship where you do that job and you have to pass a certification test.

I have actually had a nurse call me and ask if Influenza and the 'flu' were the same thing.

[Ultimo]

That may be true for most jobs, but I was referring to Nurses. The medical field does actually teach you what you should know to do the job and you typically have a 1 year internship where you do that job and you have to pass a certification test.

I have actually had a nurse call me and ask if Influenza and the 'flu' were the same thing.

Oh, well in that case, no clue then. If you have had real world experience and still are a dumb fuck, then you probably shouldn't have a job doing what you are doing.