Rossco
10-03-2009, 09:23 AM
Forumfall, or what remained of it within OT, is hopeless. A few days (week?) ago I decided to give OT a break, and not check back until now. When I do, what am I confronted with? Numerous poorly-formulated posts which, after intense criticism, seem to be responses (or, more accurately, your typical 21st century idiotic insult collection) flying all whilly-nilly around this board! Needless to say, evacuation is necessary. Fellow ye (semi-) olde tymes Forumfallers, I demand immediate recall to the homeland Valhalla, where we shall escape the plague that has overtaken OT. Let those who cannot formulate and verbalize any coherently recognizable witty speech patterns wither in the smoldering husk of Pre-Launch OT, while we retain what semblance of dignity (AKA the Forumfall equivalent of 'dignity') we still have, and rejoin those who have already fled to the ancient homelands.
Lord, I pray that you will take this opportunity to cleanse Forumfall; smite those who are not the ancient ones, spew the hot sticky viscera over the the cobbled floor of our colour(less) past, and let us feast on their defiled remains so that we may once again grow strong and reclaim our hunting grounds; Forumfall Off-Topic.
TL;DR Fuck (most) of you all, you dumbshit pissbags, I hope you all baptize yourselves to death - slowly. I, for one, will be glad knowing that at least you have not claimed my eSoul, you illiterate fagawurms.
(Uhh... in clarification, this is not directed at the mods, nor at those who know how to use proper punctuation and capitalization (at least), but at those who are neither. Feel free to infract/banhammer me, but please, for ONCE can it NOT be for being prejudiced towards homosexuals?! Maybe a religious hate infract, or something about unforumyfull forumlic behaviour, but let it not be for using the word *** (which is not completely exclusive towards homosexuals, anyway.))
Lord, I pray that you will take this opportunity to cleanse Forumfall; smite those who are not the ancient ones, spew the hot sticky viscera over the the cobbled floor of our colour(less) past, and let us feast on their defiled remains so that we may once again grow strong and reclaim our hunting grounds; Forumfall Off-Topic.
TL;DR Fuck (most) of you all, you dumbshit pissbags, I hope you all baptize yourselves to death - slowly. I, for one, will be glad knowing that at least you have not claimed my eSoul, you illiterate fagawurms.
(Uhh... in clarification, this is not directed at the mods, nor at those who know how to use proper punctuation and capitalization (at least), but at those who are neither. Feel free to infract/banhammer me, but please, for ONCE can it NOT be for being prejudiced towards homosexuals?! Maybe a religious hate infract, or something about unforumyfull forumlic behaviour, but let it not be for using the word *** (which is not completely exclusive towards homosexuals, anyway.))