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Villa
09-20-2009, 12:15
Watermelon is the new Viagra (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm)


Eating watermelon has a similar effect on the body to Viagra, according to researchers in the US.

It's down to a chemical called citrulline which is found in the juicy fruit.

Citrulline is an organic compound which affects the body's blood vessels in the same way as the sex enhancement pills.

It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily.

The research comes from the US' Texas Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Centre.

Dr Bhimu Patil led the research. He said: "We've always known that watermelon is good for you, but the list of its very important healthful benefits grows longer with each study.

"Watermelon may not be as organ specific as Viagra... but it's a great way to relax blood vessels without any drug side-effects."

It's also claimed watermelons are good for your heart and immune system.

The vast majority of watermelon (92%) is made up of water. But the remaining 8% is loaded with the anti-oxidant lycopene which is also good for your skin.

All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken

Mordhak
09-20-2009, 12:18
Wow. This explains a LOT.

The Dark Zealot
09-20-2009, 12:18
I heard it was only the seeds that gave you sexytime...

Weeking
09-20-2009, 14:05
That doesn't even sound like it's a clinical study of people eating it, and besides if you want lycopene, just eat tomatoes. And there's no shortage of aphrodisiacs, it's just that the medical community use a completely different definition than the laymen. Plus I have yet to hear about testing of topical treatments, which naturally are much stronger, cheaper and safer to use.

Gunther TheBlack
09-20-2009, 14:48
"It helps relax the blood vessels which means blood gets around the body more easily."


So it relaxes them too?

This study says watermelons are lethal.
watermelon risk (http://fwmod.ytmnd.com/)

StrawberryClock
09-20-2009, 15:46
Isn't one viagra equivalent to 12 watermelons?

biggunsar
09-20-2009, 16:26
Watermelon is the new Viagra (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm)



All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken

it probably causes boners too. Gotta be a reason why black girls are having sex regularly at 12 and 13.

Mudgutts
09-20-2009, 16:29
it probably causes boners too.
I bet it causes boners, two.

Weeking
09-20-2009, 17:27
it probably causes boners too. Gotta be a reason why black girls are having sex regularly at 12 and 13.

It's because they are developing physically earlier than Caucasians and blacks have a higher level of testosterone AFAIK.

Don Chino
09-20-2009, 17:51
So thats why they are all so damn butch.

Viluin
09-20-2009, 17:58
Is this the secret to the mysterious big black penis? They got so many boners from watermelons it just.. stretched?!

Vanno
09-20-2009, 18:03
Don't forget malt liquor


Watermelon is the new Viagra (http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm)



All we need now is a report about the benefits of fried chicken

TomRiddlesDiary
09-24-2009, 01:12
*ERECTO*

Even Lord Voldemort aims to please sometimes. Happy fapping..

Grisu
09-24-2009, 05:49
this is interesting... i have some watermelon in my fridge right now, im going to not eat for a day then eat the whole thing at once to see what happens.

Dark Lily
09-24-2009, 10:24
this is interesting... i have some watermelon in my fridge right now, im going to not eat for a day then eat the whole thing at once to see what happens.

$5 on you throwing up while you're wanking.

Scully
09-24-2009, 10:29
How does it work though? I hit girls on the head with it?

Dark Lily
09-24-2009, 12:43
How does it work though? I hit girls on the head with it?

That's probably the most effective way.

Villa
09-24-2009, 21:19
Cool; at least 5 suspended/banned people in this thread thus far.

Dark Lily
09-24-2009, 21:27
Cool; at least 5 suspended/banned people in this thread thus far.

Job well done?

Scully
09-24-2009, 21:52
Moderators hate OT.