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whiteberry
09-12-2009, 07:49 AM
Honestly, I' am more interested in computer games than having a date with my boyfriend...

How can I get my boyfriend interested to computer games?

Sharuk
09-12-2009, 08:00 AM
Tell him you'll play naked?

Ungraylessness
09-12-2009, 08:11 AM
If you play videogames then you're undesirable physically and probably self conscious, which makes me assume that your boyfriend is a loser. What I suggest you do is find some guy who isn't fat and homosexual like your current boyfriend, who happens to like videogames. Try to use your appreciation of videogames to connect with this dude so that he doesn't notice you're a cow.

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 08:20 AM
I wasn't sure before. Now I KNOW you are a troll.

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 08:44 AM
If you play videogames then you're undesirable physically and probably self conscious, which makes me assume that your boyfriend is a loser. What I suggest you do is find some guy who isn't fat and homosexual like your current boyfriend, who happens to like videogames. Try to use your appreciation of videogames to connect with this dude so that he doesn't notice you're a cow.

I'd flame you but it would just be way too easy. Do yourself a favor and go home (AKA away from off-topic)

whiteberry
09-12-2009, 08:57 AM
If you play videogames then you're undesirable physically and probably self conscious, which makes me assume that your boyfriend is a loser. What I suggest you do is find some guy who isn't fat and homosexual like your current boyfriend, who happens to like videogames. Try to use your appreciation of videogames to connect with this dude so that he doesn't notice you're a cow.


huh?! unfortunately, you're wrong. Because, I enjoy playing computer games wearing my under wear (small size) only...lol And I forgot to mention that he doubts if I do anything online aside from playing games. He always told me to stop playing computer games because I'm too sexy for that ;)

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 08:59 AM
huh?! unfortunately, you're wrong. Because, I enjoy playing computer games wearing my under wear only...lol And I forgot to mention that he doubts if do anything online aside from playing games. He always told me to stop playing computer games because I'm too sexy for that ;)

Oh come the fuck on. Enough. You are trying WAY too hard at this now :rolleyes:

whiteberry
09-12-2009, 09:03 AM
Tell him you'll play naked?

haha! nice idea ;)

How about him going in a date with me naked?

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 09:04 AM
haha! nice idea ;)

How about him going in a date with me naked?

How about manning up... literally.

Lotharr
09-12-2009, 09:19 AM
Ok.

Rossco
09-12-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm going to need to make a new word outside of the confines of the English language just to be able to verbalize how flammable this thread is.

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 09:53 AM
I'm going to need to make a new word outside of the confines of the English language just to be able to verbalize how flammable this thread is.

Spontaneous combustion is real. It flames itself.

Rossco
09-12-2009, 10:06 AM
Spontaneous combustion is real. It flames itself.

No, spontaneous combustion is only so spontaneous if you can't realize the simple truth of the matter being that really fat sweaty people flubbing around, outside, in dry weather is the analogical of equivalent of lighting an oil covered rag on fire and expecting it not to light on fire because your too stupid to realize that your fat and the rag's on fire, sam.

Rahavin
09-12-2009, 10:19 AM
huh?! unfortunately, you're wrong. Because, I enjoy playing computer games wearing my under wear (small size) only...lol And I forgot to mention that he doubts if I do anything online aside from playing games. He always told me to stop playing computer games because I'm too sexy for that ;)

Every size is small for whales.

The man probably enjoys video games, but doesn't want to get involved playing them with you because you'd drag him down playwise by virtue of being a girl.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 10:22 AM
Whose alt is this?

Rahavin
09-12-2009, 10:23 AM
No one that matters given how bad of a troll it is

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 10:26 AM
No one that matters given how bad of a troll it is

A bad troll that's being fed regularly and being taken for walkies.

I say we talk about food.

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 10:29 AM
No, spontaneous combustion is only so spontaneous if you can't realize the simple truth of the matter being that really fat sweaty people flubbing around, outside, in dry weather is the analogical of equivalent of lighting an oil covered rag on fire and expecting it not to light on fire because your too stupid to realize that your fat and the rag's on fire, sam.

I see your argument and I raise you fact.

* Main Entry: spontaneous combustion
* Function: noun
* Date: 1795

: self-ignition of combustible material through chemical action (as oxidation) of its constituent

This is the internet, therefore the fat people argument holds no merit (in this instance anyway)!

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 10:33 AM
A bad troll that's being fed regularly and being taken for walkies.

I say we talk about food.

I've been craving this awesome desert from a place in downtown New Orleans for like a year now. White chocolate bread pudding souffle with a caramel rum sauce. That shit is good.

Fro
09-12-2009, 10:34 AM
I've been craving this awesome desert from a place in downtown New Orleans for like a year now. White chocolate bread pudding souffle with a caramel rum sauce. That shit is good.

I only just realised you're called village ninja.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 10:36 AM
I've been craving this awesome desert from a place in downtown New Orleans for like a year now. White chocolate bread pudding souffle with a caramel rum sauce. That shit is good.

Holy shit! I'm visiting New Orleans.

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 10:46 AM
Holy shit! I'm visiting New Orleans.

Look up Commanders Palace. It's a little bit on the expensive side but it's good shit.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Look up Commanders Palace. It's a little bit on the expensive side but it's good shit.

All good restaurants are, is there fish caught locally?

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 11:20 AM
All good restaurants are, is there fish caught locally?
Yeah pretty much everything is caught locally except the real exotic things.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Yeah pretty much everything is caught locally except the real exotic things.

That's good, can't stand fish that's had to be transported in a freezer for too long. It's also nice to know that you guys actually get creative with deserts, over here it tends to be all about the starter and main.

[s]John
09-12-2009, 11:25 AM
Show him this (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993) video and tell him that he has to start playing video games or it will happen.

Barbarossa
09-12-2009, 11:56 AM
I see you stupid fuckers still can't detect when a decepticon has infiltrated your ranks...

Villageninja
09-12-2009, 11:57 AM
I see you stupid fuckers still can't detect when a decepticon has infiltrated your ranks...

We can see. We're just too bored to care anymore.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 12:11 PM
I see you stupid fuckers still can't detect when a decepticon has infiltrated your ranks...

I see you can't detect that we already knew.

88Chaz88
09-12-2009, 12:42 PM
I heard it from a credible source that your penis is in fact not large nor vascular at all.

Dammit Lily... I mean errr... what source?

Weeking
09-12-2009, 01:55 PM
Is the OP pretending to be a girl or a boy?

Dark Lily
09-12-2009, 04:31 PM
Dammit Lily... I mean errr... what source?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken those pics :(

I think I've missed a bit of conversation somewhere though.

Sharuk
09-12-2009, 07:38 PM
Whose alt is this?

whiteflame?

Mordhak
09-12-2009, 08:19 PM
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken those pics :(

I think I've missed a bit of conversation somewhere though.

Yeah, mods deleted a bunch of innocent posts. Bastards.

ikhoefnix
09-12-2009, 10:51 PM
Honestly, I' am more interested in computer games than having a date with my boyfriend...

How can I get my boyfriend interested to computer games?

get a boyfriend that isnt gay

88Chaz88
09-13-2009, 12:32 AM
get a boyfriend that isnt gay

Wouldn't that be impossible?

Grisu
09-13-2009, 12:36 AM
Wouldn't that be impossible?

how would it be?

Mordhak
09-13-2009, 12:38 AM
how would it be?

Hello? No women on the internet?

Dark Lily
09-13-2009, 12:39 AM
how would it be?

male poster + boyfriend = gay

Villageninja
09-13-2009, 02:08 AM
male poster + boyfriend = gay

This

Brannoc
09-13-2009, 04:08 AM
I don't know whose alt this is, but this is a silly thread.