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Preston
05-14-2006, 02:01 AM
How is this related to Darkfall you ask? :idea:

This just made me think about advertising Darkfall. What do you guys think will be some good ways to advertise? Or should Darkfall just rely on good ol' word-of-mouth?

Well, ok, it is just me in my Darkfall T-shirt meeting Paris Hilton.

Yes, E3 and Darkfall kicked ass. And that's an understatement. :p

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9596/paris21os.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Forgive me Brannoc, I'm violating the image in post rule... :bang:

Sabrok
05-14-2006, 02:02 AM
damn she's ugly, definately not with her:)

Brannoc
05-14-2006, 02:04 AM
Was it worth standing in line for two hours? Unlikely! I'm glad it wasn't me. ;)

Preston
05-14-2006, 02:05 AM
Was it worth standing in line for two hours? Unlikely! I'm glad it wasn't me. ;)

It was worth every minute. :p

r4nge
05-14-2006, 02:05 AM
ooh, I know. Both Darkfall and Paris had videos released when they didnt want them released.

dudeness
05-14-2006, 02:06 AM
Did the darkfall devs forget the name of their game also?

Ryuji
05-14-2006, 02:07 AM
hey, at least he is representin'! Woot For Darkfall :cool:

Sprite
05-14-2006, 02:26 AM
Also: Preston was supposed to call myself and Brannoc after he was in the front of the line. He never did. =p

Preston
05-14-2006, 02:33 AM
Also: Preston was supposed to call myself and Brannoc after he was in the front of the line. He never did. =p

OMG, how many times are you guys going to bring this up!!!! They blocked off the corridor so no one could get in line and I called Brannoc before that happened. All I got were laughs!

Mr. Black
05-14-2006, 02:34 AM
Hmmm, being seen with Paris Hilton might get Dark Fall mentioned in some tabloid magazine. It would be even better if they mentioned Dark Fall on Entertainment Tonight or one of those other shows!

Chupin-LotD
05-14-2006, 02:36 AM
Preston, would you be jealous if I told you that the "simple life" (the first one) was taped in the town I grew up in?

Altus, AR (the town the show claims it was taped in) only has a population of around 400, 90% of the show was taped in Ozark, which is about 5 miles away. Ozark weighs in at a wopping 5000 inhabitants.

Paris really is a waste of flesh, I avoided the caravan that accompanied Paris/Nicole like the plague, though I do have face-in-the-crowd attendance in a few episodes.

Sabrok
05-14-2006, 02:37 AM
she is not very pretty at all, if she had another face she might have a shot:) And yes she has no talent at well.. anything... just wasted space..

Phooey
05-14-2006, 02:40 AM
Lookin' good, Preston! Wish I could have been there with you guys.

Also, for all her money, how does Paris Hilton always look like such trash?

Rouzuki
05-14-2006, 03:08 AM
So Preston, what STDs did you pick up being that close to the source?

TizzyFoe
05-14-2006, 03:15 AM
why is this in the news section.

Spades Felligan
05-14-2006, 03:20 AM
I want a Darkfall shirt.

Spawl
05-14-2006, 03:26 AM
why is this in the news section.

If you can't see this is news, well, I guess there just isn't any hope for you.

Mr. Black
05-14-2006, 03:36 AM
So Preston, what STDs did you pick up being that close to the source?


:lmao:

Simony
05-14-2006, 03:47 AM
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/12/parishiltonmobscene/

"A couple of Joystiq-ers mentioned that they were re-directed on their tour of South Hall because Paris needed a 100-ft radius of clear space around her."
This was for the safety of attendees to prevent them from catching many of her hyper-STDs that spread not only through touch but air within a 100-ft bubble surrounding her. Poor Preston...he'll be as good as dead in a week. :ohno:

NewRage
05-14-2006, 03:57 AM
Heh, signing pictures... you should have brought "A Night in Paris" for her to sign...

I'd still hit it...

Ammon777
05-14-2006, 04:21 AM
I think I saw her on a video one time...

Zuku
05-14-2006, 04:25 AM
Fuck. MOderator or not, this belongs in off-topic.....unless Preston got full loot rights on the woman.

PS. Even though I'm not a fan of T-shirts with big graphics, can you guess what I was staring at rather than a couple of mashed-together breasts?

Ammon777
05-14-2006, 04:28 AM
edit -- Uh, sorry about that. It wasnt really appropriate.

Sarmatian
05-14-2006, 04:35 AM
No way I'd stand in line for 2 hours to see a girl that doesn't even give a fuck about me.

Hmmm, being seen with Paris Hilton might get Dark Fall mentioned in some tabloid magazine. It would be even better if they mentioned Dark Fall on Entertainment Tonight or one of those other shows!

lol, it's not like the magazines look at the hundreds of photos of "gamers" that get a picture with Paris Hilton. They aren't going to use a picture and say, oh btw this is darkfall an upcoming mmorpg....

Protonix
05-14-2006, 04:48 AM
What, no video of you two havin sex? lame.

Dozier
05-14-2006, 04:52 AM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060414

Snog
05-14-2006, 05:00 AM
Just how Darkfall-l337 are you? Strap on a Darkfall t-shirt and shove yourself next to a celebrity and take a picture!
+2 points for Preston

APEist
05-14-2006, 05:27 AM
lol thats freaking classic...

awesome preston

Inquisitor Drex
05-14-2006, 05:39 AM
Paris hilton is mad hot.

SkullPizza
05-14-2006, 07:38 AM
why is this in the news section.

Yes... good question.... damn mods abusing their powers!:bang:

Spawl
05-14-2006, 07:51 AM
Yes... good question.... damn mods abusing their powers!:bang:

Banning you would be abuse. This is just good clean E3 fun here.

I'm not a Paris Hilton fan at all. I think she is as snobby as they come, but that is just part of her celebrity. Even so, I still think it is damn good that he waited in the line and got the pic.

Now Trolls, share the love, this is a good thing.

Slaytanic
05-14-2006, 08:06 AM
hey, at least he is representin'! Woot For Darkfall :cool:
Hell yeah. At least he was there......

Athos
05-14-2006, 08:15 AM
Damn she's ugly...

but that shirt is hot!

Razel
05-14-2006, 08:25 AM
good way to advertise you ask? simple, give us something... anything... and we will handle the rest, nothing quite like 30k people spreading the word overnight and it will suddenly turn into 60k and until then i dont see the community growing much at all.

Atnas
05-14-2006, 08:29 AM
This is almost bad advertising. Everyone is gonna lok at this picture and will forever think about Paris Hilton when they hear, or play Darkfall which will result in alot of "Eww" and "Disgusting".

|Avalanche
05-14-2006, 08:50 AM
My god, what is wrong with you. There is nothing that is named bad publicity! Besides she is not that ugly!

Atnas
05-14-2006, 08:52 AM
She is not so ugly, but she has this... aura of "Eww" around her.
Bad publicity can be just bad publicity, like "Darkfalls most anticipated feature: Molesting". That wouldn't be a good thing if it was published in newspapers.

Dorundain
05-14-2006, 08:57 AM
Darkfall t-shirt > Paris Hilton.

I mean, seriously. She looks stoned.

Darkmatter
05-14-2006, 09:02 AM
Funny stuff Preston, and yeah somehow the shirt earned more of my attention than she did. :)

Slak
05-14-2006, 09:04 AM
OMG! Id hit that








Darkfall T

Shei
05-14-2006, 09:15 AM
Preston = hot
Paris = not

I really don't understand what's so cool about a stupid blonde who has too much money and does everything to get into the press..ok wait..from a guys point of view..nevermind..

;)

Spikey
05-14-2006, 09:16 AM
Haha, nice one Preston.

LanMandragon
05-14-2006, 09:20 AM
Thats good advertising. Even if she is a stupid slut, still cool.

Slak
05-14-2006, 09:29 AM
Now preston just make a slutty commercial of her washing the car in a darkfall T... or better yet

a slutty commerical of brannoc washing a car in a darkfall T

Spawl
05-14-2006, 09:37 AM
a slutty commerical of brannoc washing a car in a darkfall T

Slak, I'm concerned. Consider this an intervention.

Henkos
05-14-2006, 09:40 AM
Preston FTW

|Avalanche
05-14-2006, 10:09 AM
She is not so ugly, but she has this... aura of "Eww" around her.
Bad publicity can be just bad publicity, like "Darkfalls most anticipated feature: Molesting". That wouldn't be a good thing if it was published in newspapers.

You are spoild with the swedish blonds ;) Even though the Norwegian blons are even prittier!
Btw: Ask a comarcial agent, if there are named enything like bad publicity!

Gravesend
05-14-2006, 10:10 AM
Kudos, Preston, but that is some hardcore Red-eye effect. Paris doesn't have the red-eye effect because she's good at taking white splash-er...flashes to the face.

Jaevin
05-14-2006, 10:21 AM
Where or when can I get my hands on one of those tshirts?

Settra
05-14-2006, 10:27 AM
you didnt by any chance ask her if she wanted to do a porn movie with you eh preston?:p

Satan
05-14-2006, 10:54 AM
you guys are haters, id do paris hilton

even if shes not hot shes fucking rich which is hot just by itself

btw shes hot

Satan
05-14-2006, 10:58 AM
why is this in the news section.

cry more this is the only news were getting for 2 months

doma
05-14-2006, 11:05 AM
hehe. Nice picture. And I REALLY want a DF shirt like that.

Pernix
05-14-2006, 11:53 AM
Hehe nice :D

BlackVolgan
05-14-2006, 12:38 PM
a pole went through her head in 'house of wax'

Helgeran
05-14-2006, 01:18 PM
Haha Preston, you look like all your dreams have come true!

rekker
05-14-2006, 02:05 PM
Amazing pic! She's lush

Rydaro
05-14-2006, 02:14 PM
That b*tch is so f*cking stupid. Here in germany she's got very bad press lately and the last products which she wanted to promote got bad reputation too because of her stupidity (didnt even know the name of the game in your screenshot etc) so I think it would be a very dumb idea to use her to promote anything.

Besides that, good job on jumping into the pic with that t-shirt :D

rekker
05-14-2006, 03:09 PM
That b*tch is so f*cking stupid. Here in germany she's got very bad press lately and the last products which she wanted to promote got bad reputation too because of her stupidity (didnt even know the name of the game in your screenshot etc) so I think it would be a very dumb idea to use her to promote anything.

Besides that, good job on jumping into the pic with that t-shirt :D

That doesn't mean shes not hot!

Natsuo
05-14-2006, 03:20 PM
a pole went through her head in 'house of wax'

Hahah, nice sig. Made me laugh when I scrolled down past it.

Athos
05-14-2006, 03:55 PM
Hahah, nice sig. Made me laugh when I scrolled down past it.


no joke... easily the best sig ever

MrFun
05-14-2006, 04:48 PM
How is this related to Darkfall you ask? :idea:

This just made me think about advertising Darkfall. What do you guys think will be some good ways to advertise? Or should Darkfall just rely on good ol' word-of-mouth?

Well, ok, it is just me in my Darkfall T-shirt meeting Paris Hilton.


YOU DIDNT TOUCH HER?? Man, I'm begining to wonder about you guys there. Pictures with porn stars and your not even touching them? Man.. I woulda been pawing all over her when the shot was taken. Call it assult or call it what you will. I'm a dog just doing what dogs do!

Celerity
05-14-2006, 04:48 PM
you guys are haters, id do paris hilton

even if shes not hot shes fucking rich which is hot just by itself

btw shes hot

QFT

Sabrok
05-14-2006, 05:01 PM
she's hot because she never will have to work a real job in her life? if anything that just makes her more ugly in my mind.

G.Struepp
05-14-2006, 05:44 PM
Paris Hilton is not hot. No need to discuss that.

Salazar[SG]
05-14-2006, 05:58 PM
O btw does that shirt work the same way as the Wolf shirt?

Exmortis
05-14-2006, 06:03 PM
"Paris Hilton is ugly!" blah blah blah... yeah right, nerds. You'd beat your grandparents for a chance to score with her. Quit acting like you wouldn't.

Exmortis
05-14-2006, 06:05 PM
By the way, please don't post stuff like this in the "News" section, just because you have moderator capability :-(

Rydaro
05-14-2006, 06:05 PM
I don't think she's hot and I wouldnt call her a porn star either.

Sabrok
05-14-2006, 06:08 PM
"Paris Hilton is ugly!" blah blah blah... yeah right, nerds. You'd beat your grandparents for a chance to score with her. Quit acting like you wouldn't.

No, actually not everyone here is a nerd, people who make statements like this are usually trying to prove something to themselves though and make their own life acceptable.

Exmortis
05-14-2006, 06:30 PM
Way to go with the assumptions, nerd.

I drive a Lexus, damnit! btw i do hot chicks and am a billionaire w/ monkey butlers. Your father dances in a jester suit for my entertainment. I do not pay him; he basks in my presence and claims it's compensation enough.

p.s. You'd do Paris Hilton, liar.

pss "acceptable" lol

Exmortis
05-14-2006, 06:34 PM
Hey, let's all be honest. We're all fanboys :)

Brannoc
05-14-2006, 07:58 PM
Where or when can I get my hands on one of those tshirts?

They are not available publicly at this time.

By the way, please don't post stuff like this in the "News" section, just because you have moderator capability :-(

He didn't. It was moved.