Israel pwnt

[Villa]

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

"Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them!".

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted "What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then!"

The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
"And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech".

[Mordhak]

Heheh, funny joke. I'll remember that one.

[The Cougar]

Is the point that the Palestinians stole the clothes?

[Honorius]

Lol religion joke.

[Tamural]

Oh man, LOL

[The Cougar]

Lol religion joke.
No.

[Dingbat]

I....Don't get it...

[Rachsucht]

The Palestinian representative smiled and blew himself up.


fixed that for you

[gold]

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile.

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

"Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them!".

The Israeli representative jumped up furiously and shouted "What are you talking about? The Israelis weren't there then!"

The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
"And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech".

so funny

[Rachsucht]

so funny

Yes, funny if you ignore the fact that, by all known accounts, Moses never reached the Land of Israel before hed died.

[Honorius]

Yes, funny if you ignore the fact that, by all known accounts, Moses never reached the Land of Israel before hed died.

He never reached the Promised Land.

[Ziegler]

typical turn around by the palestinians...they cant even come up with thier own religious jokes.


It was originally the same thing except swap israeli with palestinian.....


*shrugs* wasnt that funny either way.

[Villa]

Yes, funny if you ignore the fact that, by all known accounts, Moses never reached the Land of Israel before hed died.
Do you mean (Occupied) Palestine?

[Paganini]

fixed that for you

i lol'd

[Teth]

Do you mean (Occupied) Palestine?
Doesn't matter what the Palestinians want. If they were worth their salt, they'd have a nation. Instead they've been the bend-over boys for every single empire that has traipsed through the area in all of recorded history, and once it looks like foreign imperialism would stop jamming its dicks in there, they got curbstomped thoroughly, convincingly, and repeatedly by a bunch of desperate vagabonds who had been booted out from the rest of the world.

tl;dr Nationalities that have got their shit in order get nation-states. The rest get used as casus belli by their neighbors.

[Apex Vertigo]

Doesn't matter what the Palestinians want. If they were worth their salt, they'd have a nation. Instead they've been the bend-over boys for every single empire that has traipsed through the area in all of recorded history, and once it looks like foreign imperialism would stop jamming its dicks in there, they got curbstomped thoroughly, convincingly, and repeatedly by a bunch of desperate vagabonds who had been booted out from the rest of the world.

tl;dr Nationalities that have got their shit in order get nation-states. The rest get used as casus belli by their neighbors.

True... If you get pushed around by Jews who had just a decade or so earlier been massacred by Europeans, the real question should be "Do you deserve a nation?" I know we helped them out and all of that but damn, if they were civilized and advanced to even near-modern standards that couldn't have happened. What they get for remaining primitive.

[Honorius]

Doesn't matter what the Palestinians want. If they were worth their salt, they'd have a nation. Instead they've been the bend-over boys for every single empire that has traipsed through the area in all of recorded history, and once it looks like foreign imperialism would stop jamming its dicks in there, they got curbstomped thoroughly, convincingly, and repeatedly by a bunch of desperate vagabonds who had been booted out from the rest of the world.

tl;dr Nationalities that have got their shit in order get nation-states. The rest get used as casus belli by their neighbors.

Then explain Poland.

[kingpin]

yeah that will stop the jews from ruling the world, making jokes about them :rolleyes:

that will you show them!

[Aacevedo]

yeah that will stop the jews from ruling the world, making jokes about them :rolleyes:

that will you show them!

the look of that baby is intriguing

[Tenebrion]

fixed that for you

I laughed.

[Teth]

Then explain Poland.
The way I figure it, you don't qualify as a great power fo' realz unless you've dicked around in the configuration of the Polish state. So they are kept around as a litmus test for all rising powers.

[Villa]

tl;dr Nationalities that have got their shit in order get nation-states. The rest get used as casus belli by their neighbors.

I thought the best way to do it was to arrive in someone else's land; kill and persecute the locals almost into extinction and then offer the survivors some suspicious blankets.

[Teth]

I thought the best way to do it was to arrive in someone else's land; kill and persecute the locals almost into extinction and then offer the survivors some suspicious blankets.
This is what I am talking about when I say having your shit in order.

[Marrik]

Is the point that the Palestinians stole the clothes?

no, the point is that the Israelis werent there.

[Tenebrion]

I thought the best way to do it was to arrive in someone else's land; kill and persecute the locals almost into extinction and then offer the survivors some suspicious blankets.

That's called efficient.

[StainlessSteelRat]

This is what I am talking about when I say having your shit in order.

Three cheers for imperialism! Right on! Fuck the (Amer.) Indians! Fuck the black S. Africans! Fuck the Spanish! Fuck the Palestinians! Fuck the Jews! Kill or be killed!

If only our leadership felt the same as you, we could curbstomp those whiny-ass bitches to the north.

[Teth]

Three cheers for imperialism! Right on! Fuck the (Amer.) Indians! Fuck the black S. Africans! Fuck the Spanish! Fuck the Palestinians! Fuck the Jews! Kill or be killed!

If only our leadership felt the same as you, we could curbstomp those whiny-ass bitches to the north.
Hey, the Spaniards had their chance at the lists, and the Jews are doing just fine.

And man, half the western world can't even keep Afghanistan pinned down; how the hell do they expect to deal with Canada :(

[Sharuk]

Hey, the Spaniards had their chance at the lists, and the Jews are doing just fine.

And man, half the western world can't even keep Afghanistan pinned down; how the hell do they expect to deal with Canada :(

Nukes

[Tenebrion]

Genetically engineered technologically enhanced attack dogs.

Take THAT, Canada!

[Rossco]

Attacking Canada would just give us an excuse to change directives and usurp the weak minded American populous; Rise new Canadehan Empire.

[Teth]

Genetically engineered technologically enhanced attack dogs.

Take THAT, Canada!
Canuckistanis counter with genetically engineered technologically enhanced attack moose.

Son, moose are *vicious*.

[Villa]

I hear you have Eskimoes.

[DoveAlexa]

I hear you have Eskimoes.
They prefer to be called Inuit.

[Villa]

They prefer to be called Inuit.
Can they even speak English?

[DoveAlexa]

Can they even speak English?
Of course they can. They can barely speak their original language though, since we forced them for decades not to as well as forcing them to hand over their kids to be taught by us. Hence, English prevails.

[Villa]

Of course they can. They can barely speak their original language though, since we forced them for decades not to as well as forcing them to hand over their kids to be taught by us. Hence, English prevails.
Do they have access to Arabic classes up there?

[DoveAlexa]

Do they have access to Arabic classes up there?
Hahahahaa, no, and they'd never allow it there either. They are a self-run community and they've been working to re-establish their original culture.

[Bamboopanda]

no, the point is that the Israelis werent there.

The other less apparent point was that neither where the pali's.