why vampires are so cool

[wertyn]

vampires, they are so cool,
they have fangs
and eat blood
never show fear
roar like a bat
and eat a pear.

that is a poem that I call (attention getter) this is my essay for forumfall, because i have seen a lot of hate on vampires and i would like to tell you why they could be really the best cool there is . yknow!?1

my thesis:vampires are the best
Evidence: they could beat up all of you
Conclusion: vampires are the best

so.. i doubt any of you could beat my argument. Vampires are the shit and are just really cool. Pretty much anyone who hates on them are just kdding themselves and have no lies Olso they just are haters thats just the truth.

P.S. wherewoolves are olso cool but just not as cool as vamps, yknow?!?!11

[Dredgon]

There are stupid things coming out of your brain... cover it up before it's too late!!

[Koveras]

stfu you fangbanger

[wertyn]

There are stupid things coming out of your brain... cover it up before it's too late!!

stfu

yeah stfu

[Vessol]

omg TWILIGHT

omg EDWARD

[Dark Lily]

omg TWILIGHT

omg EDWARD

*hands Vessol his testicles*

Here, these seem to have fallen off.

[Rahavin]

violence is never the best solution

vampires are bad :(((

argument refuted

[wertyn]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo

[Caffy]

Other than Legacy of Kain, vampires tend to be fruity little homos.

You really can't go wrong with telekinetically sucking blood out of people from 20 feet away though.

[Crysill]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooIgnore the trolls, wertyn. They don't actually have an argument, they only want to get that reaction from you. In fact, they usually don't even believe what they're posting!

You see, trolls like Rahavin do think that vampires are the best, but are so sad and pathetic that they think "Hey, what if I pretended vampires weren't the best to see if I could piss off wertyn for no reason?" and get enjoyment from it.

The trolls won't win if you don't let them get to you. Your argument stands unchallenged.

[Rahavin]

Ignore the trolls, wertyn. They don't actually have an argument, they only want to get that reaction from you. In fact, they usually don't even believe what they're posting!

You see, trolls like Rahavin do think that vampires are the best, but are so sad and pathetic that they think "Hey, what if I pretended vampires weren't the best to see if I could piss off wertyn for no reason?" and get enjoyment from it.

The trolls won't win if you don't let them get to you. Your argument stands unchallenged.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo

[wertyn]

Ignore the trolls, wertyn. They don't actually have an argument, they only want to get that reaction from you. In fact, they usually don't even believe what they're posting!

You see, trolls like Rahavin do think that vampires are the best, but are so sad and pathetic that they think "Hey, what if I pretended vampires weren't the best to see if I could piss off wertyn for no reason?" and get enjoyment from it.

The trolls won't win if you don't let them get to you. Your argument stands unchallenged.

god. thanks.

You know, i was about to just give up. and you came and explained it and its just so clear now.

You pieces of shit wont take my dignity away with your trolling

[Caffy]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooo

I can just imagine you two playing l4d.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2276OEEbVs

[wertyn]

I can just imagine you two playing l4d.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2276OEEbVs

hahaha

i think i hear a witch

....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Crazy Hermit]

Pear doesnt rhyme with fear.

[Villageninja]

Ninjas are cooler than vampires,
They murder entire empires.
Start being brave,
Get out of your grave,
To meet the end by my blade.

[Mudgutts]

yeah, real cool (http://vampirefreaks.com/)

[Honorius]

Cher. Your point has been disproven.

[Paralda]

God damn it forumfall, stop getting trolled.

[Villageninja]

Did I own him that hard with a poem? Damn.

[Dyrrn]

Gonna have to try just a little bit harder than that Stretch.

no stretch at all "buddy". you patted yourself on the back for "owning" some one with a poem. pretty obvious conclusion.

[Villageninja]

no stretch at all "buddy". you patted yourself on the back for "owning" some one with a poem. pretty obvious conclusion.

Notice the question mark. We call this a question here on forumfall. Welcome, it's clear you don't come in peace so I suppose you've come for the flames. Let me introduce you to them.

This is off-topic. You know, the place you don't belong? Run on back to general discussion or wherever the fuck you came from and play with the little kiddies where gay jokes are still funny. You don't know -what- the fuck off topic is about, so take the shit out of your sig and stop acting like you know what the fuck is up. Mmkay? Thanks. Also, I don't give a shit how long you've been around. If you still haven't figured it out then you deserve it.

[kingpin]

because they're apparently too good in bed.

in every movie the hot babe has at least multiple orgasms and they don't even start.

i wish i was a vampire, but without the cursed by god thingy. and also i want to see the sunlight. and don't drink only blood. and my rotting body doesn't smell. and don't be an old fart that covers his old face and body with magic.