Peeing pure alchohol.

[Someone]

I think I'm peeing pure alchohol. God fucking damn it I hate getting to the level of asshole drunk.

But enough about me. Tell us all about the tales of the times you have been epically drunk.

Dear sweet lord why did I do it? I have classes tomorrow.

[GFH_Spike]

Dear sweet lord why did I do it? I have classes tomorrow.

You needed approval from your favorite community.

[Seddoron]

Dear sweet lord why did I do it? I have classes tomorrow.

I do that regularly. And a few times i haven't had a class so i have spare 90 minutes and i go to shop, we drink a little beer and 80% with a friend and go to the classes drunk. Feels good man.

[Falokis]

You needed approval from your favorite community.Srsly. "I got really drunk!! I'm cool, right? Right?" Get fucked up because you wanted to, not because you wanted everyone to know.

[DoveAlexa]

One of my bosses came to work every day for over a year completely baked. Well, he was still there and could respond, but he was baked and starry eye'd all day. We use to eat candy and talk about pee wee's playhouse, then he'd run around screaming "YOU SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY".
Ahhh, good times.

Then one day he coughed up black goo and stopped o_o.

[Dark Lily]

If you've got classes, are you old enough to be drinking?

[Seddoron]

If you've got classes, are you old enough to be drinking?

Maybe if one goes to high school at 16 and is there for 3 years and after that goes to university for 5 years? I'm not going to university though, it's hell.

[The Lost One]

If you've got classes, are you old enough to be drinking?

You list England as your location and still ask this question?

You're never too young to drink. I had my first drink at the age of 2. Never looked back.

Anyway I'm pretty sure you can't piss pure alcohol. You'd probably be dead or at least unconscious by that point.

[Dark Lily]

If you've got classes, are you old enough to be drinking?

OK OK - I have no idea why I said this, I don't think I'd woken up properly.

[Someone]

OK OK - I have no idea why I said this, I don't think I'd woken up properly.

Well it's ok because I am old enough. But clearly not wise enough, but now it feels much better. If I could just get rid of the cold sweating, the roiling stomach and the slight vertigo I would be one happy camper, so it's time to get back to eating my sandwich.

[Dark Lily]

Well it's ok because I am old enough. But clearly not wise enough, but now it feels much better. If I could just get rid of the cold sweating, the roiling stomach and the slight vertigo I would be one happy camper, so it's time to get back to eating my sandwich.

Plenty of water my boy and you'll be just fine.

[Ultimo]

This is like the guy that was bragging he spent a bunch of money in one day. Why do people come here to brag about things we don't care about?

By the way, you can't piss pure alcohol. The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body. Pwnt.

[Dark Lily]

This is like the guy that was bragging he spent a bunch of money in one day. Why do people come here to brag about things we don't care about?

By the way, you can't piss pure alcohol. The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body. Pwnt.

Awww they just want to share their lives with others.

[Honorius]

I have yet to be epically drunk, and I have spent two weeks at this hell people call a State College.

[Delwyn]

If you're posting on forumfall when drunk, you're not epically drunk. Loser.

[Glaive]

I think I'm peeing pure alchohol. God fucking damn it I hate getting to the level of asshole drunk.

But enough about me. Tell us all about the tales of the times you have been epically drunk.

Dear sweet lord why did I do it? I have classes tomorrow.

Wait, what? You are drunk already? It's fucking 4pm your time I believe. And why the fuck are you home already?

If you did it yesterday, then what's the problem with going to class tomorrow?

[Dark Lily]

Wait, what? You are drunk already? It's fucking 4pm your time I believe. And why the fuck are you home already?

If you did it yesterday, then what's the problem with going to class tomorrow?

OP was at just about 4AM his time. So classes would be within 4 hours.

[Aacevedo]

One time with a large group we went to the mountains, at 1pm or so I lost my memory, I woke up the other day at 11 am with the most horrible hangover ever. I didn't have saliva in my mouth I couldn't produce it , the headache was so awful that I wanted to kill myself to stop suffering.
Well they say that I did quite an spectacle while drunk, and I got lost in the mountains a few hours alone.
The hangover was so terrible that I stopped drinking for a year.

[Someone]

This is like the guy that was bragging he spent a bunch of money in one day. Why do people come here to brag about things we don't care about?

By the way, you can't piss pure alcohol. The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body. Pwnt.

Yes I know that I can't piss pure alcohol. But I do and say stupid things when I'm drunk. Like starting topics. I haven't started a topic in months. But it's all better now, some greasy food and you feel like a new person.

[Seddoron]

There's some alcohol in your piss. Collect your piss in a bucket and freeze it, the stuff that remains unfreezed is some more alcohol with piss.

[Ultimo]

There's some alcohol in your piss. Collect your piss in a bucket and freeze it, the stuff that remains unfreezed is some more alcohol with piss.

Alright. You go ahead and do that for proof, and document the results.

[Pcheez]

Ive only been shitface wasted a few times, this is due to the fact that i have a high tolerance for alcohol and expensive taste in whiskey.

When i do get shitfaced, its due to mixing with shitty stuff like Vodka because my friends want to play some stupid game like waterfall or cardcastle and i end up getting fucked up due to the stupid rules.

I just remember once i repainted my bathroom with vomit, even the lightbulb, woke up with a can of deoderant sticking out of my zipper, a rolled cigarette that contained suspiciously green substance on my desk with a note saying "wakey bakey", and a redhead half naked next to me.

Best 22nd bday party ever, what i remember of it. Also something about getting hit by a corncob in the nuts then getting dogpiled while i cried/laughed on the ground.

Ibtcsb.

[Glaive]

OP was at just about 4AM his time. So classes would be within 4 hours.

i'm gay

[Honest Bill]

Can't be bothered to read the thread. But assuming there is one, i'd like to officially place myself firmly in the 'don't care' camp.

[Dark Lily]

i'm gay

Well done in coming out. That was very brave of you.

[StrawberryClock]

Alcohols are bad mmkay.

Also, new sig.

[Villageninja]

Alcohols are bad mmkay.

Also, new sig.

Isn't that an instaban? To clarify... I thought they had some kind of rule on linking to locked/closed threads? Maybe I'm wrong.

[alfaroverall]

This is like the guy that was bragging he spent a bunch of money in one day. Why do people come here to brag about things we don't care about?

By the way, you can't piss pure alcohol. The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body. Pwnt.
...If you have sugar in your pee, you have huge freaking issues. Seriously, like full-blown kidney failure. Sugar should NOT be filtered out of the blood.

[DoveAlexa]

...If you have sugar in your pee, you have huge freaking issues. Seriously, like full-blown kidney failure. Sugar should NOT be filtered out of the blood.
If the concentration in your blood is rather high, you'll get some in urine. If it happens all the time its a sign of diabetis. Pregnant women get it on occation, without being diabetic, or at least thats how it worked for my elder sister. Shes not fat btw, skinny bitch even in pregnancy.

[Ultimo]

...If you have sugar in your pee, you have huge freaking issues. Seriously, like full-blown kidney failure. Sugar should NOT be filtered out of the blood.

I wasn't implying there was sugar in his piss, I was implying it wasn't alcohol.

[alfaroverall]

If the concentration in your blood is rather high, you'll get some in urine. If it happens all the time its a sign of diabetis. Pregnant women get it on occation, without being diabetic, or at least thats how it worked for my elder sister. Shes not fat btw, skinny bitch even in pregnancy.
You shouldn't get occasional hyperglycemia as a non-diabetic; blood sugar levels and core temperature are two of the most important parts of homeostasis. Pregnancy is of course an exception as it is everywhere else; fucked up stuff happens when a fairly large being starts growing inside of you.
I wasn't implying there was sugar in his piss, I was implying it wasn't alcohol.
"The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body." The body lets out alcohol and its metabolites largely via the kidneys. If it converted it to sugar and then let it out of the body, there would be sugar in the urine.

You're right, though, that upon excretion most of it has been changed into something different. What exactly that something is varies, though iirc the main contenders are alcohol, acetaldehyde (the one responsible for hangovers), acetic acid, and CO2.

[TNoD]

The reason why pissing pure alcohol is impossible is simply because kidneys filter the blood, so for your piss to be alcohol, you'd need to have alcohol instead of blood, which is impossible... for now :D

However, shitting alcohol is perfectly possible and my cousin did it once or twice. When you drink so much that your body(stomach) literally refuses to continue to disassemble the alcohol and absorb it within the intestine, what happens is that well your body ejects the "poison" by the fastest exit which is your anus. However to actually achieve that, you must REALLY hate your liver. Personally I'd puke way before that point.

edit: By shitting alcohol, I mean you're so fucked up that liquid alcohol drips from your ass and you can't do shit(no pun intended LOL) about it. Yes, my cousin is that fucked up.

[Ultimo]

You shouldn't get occasional hyperglycemia as a non-diabetic; blood sugar levels and core temperature are two of the most important parts of homeostasis. Pregnancy is of course an exception as it is everywhere else; fucked up stuff happens when a fairly large being starts growing inside of you.

"The body converts it to sugar before letting it out of the body." The body lets out alcohol and its metabolites largely via the kidneys. If it converted it to sugar and then let it out of the body, there would be sugar in the urine.

You're right, though, that upon excretion most of it has been changed into something different. What exactly that something is varies, though iirc the main contenders are alcohol, acetaldehyde (the one responsible for hangovers), acetic acid, and CO2.

So we agree, I did not say he pisses sugar. I just said that alcohol is converted to sugar in the body prior to being pissed.

[Slisk]

That burning feeling is not alcohol, it's venereal. I advise penicillin and rest before knob rot becomes entrenched.

Remember nobody loves a broccoli-cock.

[Apex Vertigo]

I've posted on forumfall drunk before, actually several times because I like to browse before getting in bed, it's pretty fun.

[alfaroverall]

So we agree, I did not say he pisses sugar. I just said that alcohol is converted to sugar in the body prior to being pissed.
Nowhere near all of the alcohol you take in actually winds up being sugar at some stage of the game. A good chunk of it is excreted well before that.

[Trendane]

Let's see....this was back in 2001. A group of friends and I had gone to see "The Others" in the theater. When we returned to my friend's house, we had a few drinks and he headed off to bed, saying the two, worst words he could possibly say to me.

He pointed to his booze supply and said, "Help yourself."

Over the next hour or so, I drank......and drank....and drank. Since I was drinking alone, with no one to talk to, I drank very, very fast. And I got WAAAAY more drunk than I would have if I'd had someone to talk to.

In my deranged, enboozenated state I decided to surprise my friend by doing his laundry (which was in GIGANTIC piles on his bedroom floor). So, since I couldn't really walk very well, I crawled into his room....moving as quietly as I could so as not to wake him. And there, in the dark, I began the surprisingly difficult task of separating whites and colors with no lights on.

After a while, he woke up and asked me what I was doing. Naturally, I didn't want to tell him because it would ruin the surprise. So I completely clammed up. He started panicking because I wouldn't talk to him and he thought something was seriously wrong. He called my housemate who told him to put me on the phone. As soon as I said, "HIIIIII!!!!" into the phone, he had my friend get back on the phone.

"He's drunk," my housemate told him. "Just tell him to go to bed."

"Go to bed," my friend said....and I crawled off to the guest room and went to sleep.

The next day, my friend questioned me about all the various things I had done during the night. The most confusing of which was....putting his movie posters into the freezer.