Pronk
08-23-2009, 11:26 AM
It was a fine Saturday afternoon, the kind of afternoon you could really go for digging your axe into some flesh. So, I headed out of Sandbrook and I saw cousin Herbert picking strawberries from some bushes nearby. I let him know I was going out for a walk, and not to wait up for me. Later, I made my way down to a goblin breeding ground and started to promptly deal with these foul creatures, slashing and chopping as bits of flesh and blood sprayed on me, pulling out my skinning knife I slowly dug out the teeth and eyes of the dead.
I decided to take a rest on a nearby rock when some knave decided to come and help me loot the corpses, so I pulled out my axe and showed him my weapon of destruction, he seemed to hold back and not want to attack me, but I insisted. He pulled out his bow to begin killing the goblins, I jumped in his line of sight, he flinches and lands an arrow in my leg, then I began to chase him down, howling like a mad man, he drives another arrow into my shoulder and I scream out in pain. This man has gone rogue, I knew what I had to do, I gathered all my strength and chased him, as he ran towards town.
The chase was long and I paced my breaths to overtake him, the city appears in the skyline, and a guard tower gets closer and closer in our view. I wonder what kind of stunt this man was playing on me, and that is when it happened, the guards begin to shoot him over and over. I pulled out my axe and put a finish to this fiend, I grabbed 5 gold pieces and some cloth armor off his corpse, and made my way into town. Such a glorious victory I heartily laughed until I wet myself. That night, the ale was on me my friends, the ale was on me.
I decided to take a rest on a nearby rock when some knave decided to come and help me loot the corpses, so I pulled out my axe and showed him my weapon of destruction, he seemed to hold back and not want to attack me, but I insisted. He pulled out his bow to begin killing the goblins, I jumped in his line of sight, he flinches and lands an arrow in my leg, then I began to chase him down, howling like a mad man, he drives another arrow into my shoulder and I scream out in pain. This man has gone rogue, I knew what I had to do, I gathered all my strength and chased him, as he ran towards town.
The chase was long and I paced my breaths to overtake him, the city appears in the skyline, and a guard tower gets closer and closer in our view. I wonder what kind of stunt this man was playing on me, and that is when it happened, the guards begin to shoot him over and over. I pulled out my axe and put a finish to this fiend, I grabbed 5 gold pieces and some cloth armor off his corpse, and made my way into town. Such a glorious victory I heartily laughed until I wet myself. That night, the ale was on me my friends, the ale was on me.