The day of a 10,000 year old vampire lord

[xXlestatLoverXx]

Today I woke up. Then I had a bowl of oatmeal with blueberries. I then proceeded to take a shower. I slowly got undressed. After the shower I then put on a pink shirt with a purple tie and my usual short shorts. I then kissed my wife on the cheek and went to work. Started up the car and drove on my normal everyday route. Then I got out of the car and proceeded to walk into my working area known as The mall. I then payed $3 for my cup of coffee at Star Buck's. I then went to my fashionable hair piece boutique and opened it for the general public. Today is going to be a good day! My sales have increased 67.983% in the last week mostly due to cancer and numerous fire in my part of the world. I was wrong only one person who was an old man was looking for a hair piece that looked like monkey pubes for his daughter. Then we proceeded to try out and look at some of the different types of styles. He got a brown pube look a like piece that very well could have been from a skinned monkey's genitalia. Then i proceeded to close my boutique and call my wife. I told her I was going home and then she stated that dinner was cold. She was angry that I got out so late. I then went home and ate the cold dinner and realized I didn't eat lunch I was starving. The I hoped on Darkfall and killed some dwarves. Then I proceeded to loot thier bodies and I got some scale armor. I felt satisfied and, then I got off the computer and went to bed.

[Drake Necrosis]

Great.

[Rahavin]

thread should be called the day of a 10,000 year old pasty virgin.

[w0rm]

thread should be called the day of a 10,000 year old pasty virgin...

..who has wife.

[Mordhak]

Oh boy, and here I was, thinking 10.000 year old vampire lords led fascinating, mystical lives full of intrigue and bloodshed.

[Kzuri]

good read.

[ShawnyStyle]

good read.

Mt comp prof would tear this apart. "Then i ate blueberry pancakes, then I went to work, then I... monkey balls/pubes/short curlies" etc etc.

[Dizzz]

lestatLover, are you a professional writer? This is quality stuff.

[kongrit]

Excellent....

[Lictor]

Today I woke up.

Congrats, 10.000 yo vamp!

[Tenebrion]

This is a timeless work, that truly transcends the typical bonds of modern literary structure, and, indeed, most conceptions about how great a single work can be.

The significance of all other works of literature, throughout history, are but specs of incalculable nothing compared to this.

[Bekka]

Best roleplaying story EVER.

[xXlestatLoverXx]

ty ty I have had lots of practice in my lifetime as a 10,000 year old vampire lord. I also taught many literary lessons to what you call today great authors of literature.

[vanyok]

Amazing story :lmao: