Apollo...

[mwm4415]

How did it feel to be spawn camped for 30 minutes by 2 Exodus? You guys are so bad lol.

[Cetra[EQ]]

Impressive.

[Spyder0527]

What's funny is that Exodus called for help in their clan alliance when 4 people were camping their city.

You guys are so bad lol.

[Thealbinorhino]

Was it another 3 AM raid when we have 1 person online max? That's the real question here.

[Lexxer]

With the nerfing of newbie weapons there is not much you can do naked against fully armored people...especially if they are camping the bank.

[mwm4415]

Was it another 3 AM raid when we have 1 person online max? That's the real question here.

There were around 5-10 (given the time because we killed you so many times) of you and we killed plenty of geared/armored people.

[Supercoolguy]

Is this where I come in and bash on apollo?

GG scrubs

[Chubbyjesus]

3 active gatherers were killed. 5 AFKs were bindstone "camped"..

1 geared player died because my bindstone fizzled.

Soon as there was a fight EXGS got on their battlehorns and bounced.

One even lost his battlehorn (Azuru said the guy died too, but I didnt see it in clankills) and Azuru logged in the water. We thought he teleported to avoid the death that was coming (he was 10%), but he explained how he got OOM and it logged him after the minute or so..

Which made sense.



So recap, 2 guys in full scale/battlehorns/major pots/transmuted weps/the whole 9 yards... Came to Apollo and blew durability on AFK people and 3 'recruit' harvesters. They then got 1 kill off, but most was banked, and walked away with tattered pieces of banded, minor pots, couple food, ect ect. High value items were looted and banked by said 3 recruits plauging these poor raiders.

Battlehorn loss > high dura banded elbows and 14 timber.


You ran from the first real fight that showed up and are lucky as FUCK that Aventurine decided bindstone needed to fizzle sometimes.

/thread

[Blumpkin Avenue]

/thread

This.

Fucking owned.

[Tom Hanks]

FRAPS or the thread is pointless.

[Chubbyjesus]

Is this where I come in and bash on apollo?

GG scrubs

You can try.. If youre EXGS it will be hard though. You guys havent won a fight against us since the 3rd week in EU1 when I took a bunch of hyper active kids (SuperCool, Mister Fromethius, Other guy who got erect when he saw a red name, and 3 other people) on a raft to EXGS's hamlet. The hamlet thats almost in guard tower range at its bank.


That was the last fight you won.




The only humor in this thread is that I keep calling EXGS a zerg.. And the leadership tells me "We will only do a 50v50 organized fight", of which gains an extra 10 to it each time I say ive gathered enough people to do it.

/thread
/thread

[Chubbyjesus]

FRAPS or the thread is pointless.

I agree.. I love how our Gbank has a bag that you cant see the bottom of it.. Full of EXGS staves.. Somebody thought it was a good idea to AFK at their workbench and lost 200 wood, 80+ staves, ect ect.


Of course nobody cares, hence why I dont make threads about stupid shit like that or this.

[Cross02]

You can try.. If youre EXGS it will be hard though. You guys havent won a fight against us since the 3rd week in EU1 when I took a bunch of hyper active kids (SuperCool, Mister Fromethius, Other guy who got erect when he saw a red name, and 3 other people) on a raft to EXGS's hamlet. The hamlet thats almost in guard tower range at its bank.


That was the last fight you won.




The only humor in this thread is that I keep calling EXGS a zerg.. And the leadership tells me "We will only do a 50v50 organized fight", of which gains an extra 10 to it each time I say ive gathered enough people to do it.

/thread
/thread

Put a tournament together then.

Exo's alliance will probably show, especially if there's gold incentive with entry costs.

Free money.

[mwm4415]

3 active gatherers were killed. 5 AFKs were bindstone "camped"..

1 geared player died because my bindstone fizzled.

Soon as there was a fight EXGS got on their battlehorns and bounced.

One even lost his battlehorn (Azuru said the guy died too, but I didnt see it in clankills) and Azuru logged in the water. We thought he teleported to avoid the death that was coming (he was 10%), but he explained how he got OOM and it logged him after the minute or so..

Which made sense.



So recap, 2 guys in full scale/battlehorns/major pots/transmuted weps/the whole 9 yards... Came to Apollo and blew durability on AFK people and 3 'recruit' harvesters. They then got 1 kill off, but most was banked, and walked away with tattered pieces of banded, minor pots, couple food, ect ect. High value items were looted and banked by said 3 recruits plauging these poor raiders.

Battlehorn loss > high dura banded elbows and 14 timber.


You ran from the first real fight that showed up and are lucky as FUCK that Aventurine decided bindstone needed to fizzle sometimes.

/thread

Nope. You are wrong. You suck and you try to change the details to make yourself look better. I love your account of the carnage though, it gave me a few laughs (b/c it is so incorrect). tyvm.

I'll do it in an outline format:

I come in: fight 1v4 - I kill all of you.
One of your SG gears up and comes with 3 naked - one of which has regs to cast elemental magic - I kill all of you.
Amuru comes in - You have around 6 or so at this point and we continually to kill you for 30 minutes.
2 geared people portal in - We kill them.
Earth Magic guy portals in - we run b/c we were low on stam/mana

GG.

Oh and you said we were using transmuted weapons.. Try rank 20 kthxbai.

[mwm4415]

Put a tournament together then.

Exo's alliance will probably show, especially if there's gold incentive with entry costs.

Free money.

I'll show and own your face.

[mwm4415]

I agree.. I love how our Gbank has a bag that you cant see the bottom of it.. Full of EXGS staves.. Somebody thought it was a good idea to AFK at their workbench and lost 200 wood, 80+ staves, ect ect.


Of course nobody cares, hence why I dont make threads about stupid shit like that or this.

Wow you got some rank 0 staves? Good for you. zomg 200 wood? wow your so rich.

[Supercoolguy]

You can try.. If youre EXGS it will be hard though. You guys havent won a fight against us since the 3rd week in EU1 when I took a bunch of hyper active kids (SuperCool, Mister Fromethius, Other guy who got erect when he saw a red name, and 3 other people) on a raft to EXGS's hamlet. The hamlet thats almost in guard tower range at its bank.


That was the last fight you won.




The only humor in this thread is that I keep calling EXGS a zerg.. And the leadership tells me "We will only do a 50v50 organized fight", of which gains an extra 10 to it each time I say ive gathered enough people to do it.

/thread
/thread
EXGS? Also took me on a raft? When did we travel on a loveboat together?

Lol no im the leader of that clan you always bash on in threads but have no idea who we are because you took over a city that we got zerged out from because people took off work for a week and did 4-5 3 am raids and somehow think that because you swallowed the cock of the that alliance and managed to hang off their nuts for long enough and get a free city out of the deal that we used to own that you somehow know who we are and are "e-l33t" in comparison.

Thats assuming your apollo though ;). if not sorry friend I dont know you.

[Umberto]

You guys talk so much shit it's incredible. I only recall 2 fights that I was involved in that we lost to you. All the other fights, which many were even numbers, we defeated you. But of course you'll think of a smart ass response but it don't matter, because all you do is talk out of your ass.

I'm not sure who the OP is but it is probably Blitz Kreig, who I know has shat over you guys so many times on NA. I sadly have not ventured to your hamlet, but that will change. A group of about 4-5 exo including myself will be visiting you soon, and I cannot wait to simply shit stomp you guys. I will repost here once we do and I'm curious to see what lies you will post about what happened. Just pray you don't see me in-game.

[Supercoolguy]

You guys talk so much shit it's incredible. I only recall 2 fights that I was involved in that we lost to you. All the other fights, which many were even numbers, we defeated you. But of course you'll think of a smart ass response but it don't matter, because all you do is talk out of your ass.

I'm not sure who the OP is but it is probably Blitz Kreig, who I know has shat over you guys so many times on NA. I sadly have not ventured to your hamlet, but that will change. A group of about 4-5 exo including myself will be visiting you soon, and I cannot wait to simply shit stomp you guys. I will repost here once we do and I cannot wait to see post more lies about what happened. Just pray you don't see me in-game.

Yay! Forum Warrior action I fucking love it. Can I be in your party when this happens :D?

Fire mage LFG!

[Chubbyjesus]

Put a tournament together then.

Exo's alliance will probably show, especially if there's gold incentive with entry costs.

Free money.

Its actually about that time, IMO.. TBH we really dont have the numbers to prevent it getting zerged.

If a couple other guilds got on board, we could easily make it happen.

Nope. You are wrong. You suck and you try to change the details to make yourself look better. I love your account of the carnage though, it gave me a few laughs (b/c it is so incorrect). tyvm.

I'll do it in an outline format:

I come in: fight 1v4 - I kill all of you.
One of your SG gears up and comes with 3 naked - one of which has regs to cast elemental magic - I kill all of you.
Amuru comes in - You have around 6 or so at this point and we continually to kill you for 30 minutes.
2 geared people portal in - We kill them.
Earth Magic guy portals in - we run b/c we were low on stam/mana

GG.

Oh and you said we were using transmuted weapons.. Try rank 20 kthxbai.

First.. Rank 20s dont tick elemental on successful hit, FYI. Second a spiked bow is EASY to recognize, FYI. (Psst its also not rank 20!)


Let me do it for you one more time..

You come in, kill 2 harvesters. Third harvester is like, OH NOES LET ME BANK AND FIGHT TOO! You totally destroy him and his dawnstaff disappears (you thought it was a super loot item!?).

3, now completely nakeds off the bindstone, throw themselves at you like a female never will.

1 guy.. Deca, grabs scrub gear and makes a go at it with.. Loses said scrub gear.

1.. ONE geared guy loads in and dies, with 9 durability banded elbows being the only thing he laughing raged about. My bindstone had fizzled.

Then I bind in and start kicking teeth in (you probably didnt think anyone knew how to block a fireBALL, lol), but surely needed some help vs the 2 of yahs.. Nakeds who refused to find a spot to rest up, surely werent going to cut it.

"Earth magic guy" comes in and absolutely butt raped one of you (20%) meanwhile I had worked the other to 60% 2v1.. Needless to say battehorns pop, running shoes are then flapping against the pavement.




A battlehorn is killed and Aruzu almost died flee'ing.



There is no 'alternate' version of this story, im very SORRY for that. Id love for this to turn into Sandler's bedtime stories with gumdrops raining from the sky and purple unicorns flying around smoking crack pipes..

But there is only the simple fucking truth of it.. Of which is obviously lost on a guy who is whimsically caught up on the high dura banded elbows gain.

[mwm4415]

Its actually about that time, IMO.. TBH we really dont have the numbers to prevent it getting zerged.

If a couple other guilds got on board, we could easily make it happen.



First.. Rank 20s dont tick elemental on successful hit, FYI. Second a spiked bow is EASY to recognize, FYI. (Psst its also not rank 20!)


Let me do it for you one more time..

You come in, kill 2 harvesters. Third harvester is like, OH NOES LET ME BANK AND FIGHT TOO! You totally destroy him and his dawnstaff disappears (you thought it was a super loot item!?).

3, now completely nakeds off the bindstone, throw themselves at you like a female never will.

1 guy.. Deca, grabs scrub gear and makes a go at it with.. Loses said scrub gear.

1.. ONE geared guy loads in and dies, with 9 durability banded elbows being the only thing he laughing raged about. My bindstone had fizzled.

Then I bind in and start kicking teeth in (you probably didnt think anyone knew how to block a fireBALL, lol), but surely needed some help vs the 2 of yahs.. Nakeds who refused to find a spot to rest up, surely werent going to cut it.

"Earth magic guy" comes in and absolutely butt raped one of you (20%) meanwhile I had worked the other to 60% 2v1.. Needless to say battehorns pop, running shoes are then flapping against the pavement.




A battlehorn is killed and Aruzu almost died flee'ing.



There is no 'alternate' version of this story, im very SORRY for that. Id love for this to turn into Sandler's bedtime stories with gumdrops raining from the sky and purple unicorns flying around smoking crack pipes..

But there is only the simple fucking truth of it.. Of which is obviously lost on a guy who is whimsically caught up on the high dura banded elbows gain.

You got owned and you're butthurt about it. Now you try to make this pretend story up about how we were using enchanted weapons. We weren't but you can keep pretending that we were. All I have to say is.. http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2882/owned9wz.jpg

[Chubbyjesus]

Wow you got some rank 0 staves? Good for you. zomg 200 wood? wow your so rich.

PC Banded elbows VS 200 wood


You can have a seat while we wait for those results.

EXGS? Also took me on a raft? When did we travel on a loveboat together?

Lol no im the leader of that clan you always bash on in threads but have no idea who we are because you took over a city that we got zerged out from because people took off work for a week and did 4-5 3 am raids and somehow think that because you swallowed the cock of the that alliance and managed to hang off their nuts for long enough and get a free city out of the deal that we used to own that you somehow know who we are and are "e-l33t" in comparison.

Thats assuming your apollo though ;). if not sorry friend I dont know you.

Holy run on sentence.. Im trying to read it I really am.. Gimme a second im going to try again real fast.

Ok.. HARM.. Got it. Back on Niffle huh? You guys never learn.

Rest of it can easily be catergorized under "Cool story brah".

You guys talk so much shit it's incredible. I only recall 2 fights that I was involved in that we lost to you. All the other fights, which many were even numbers, we defeated you. But of course you'll think of a smart ass response but it don't matter, because all you do is talk out of your ass.

I'm not sure who the OP is but it is probably Blitz Kreig, who I know has shat over you guys so many times on NA. I sadly have not ventured to your hamlet, but that will change. A group of about 4-5 exo including myself will be visiting you soon, and I cannot wait to simply shit stomp you guys. I will repost here once we do and I'm curious to see what lies you will post about what happened. Just pray you don't see me in-game.

We dont really talk much shit, actually. Its usually me and its after you have guys who try to shit talk us.

Its cool you havent traveled to our "hamlet" yet, im sure zerg recruiting had fried you out.

Im sure youre a great player, because thats the only type of player who would support this being thread worthy and a valid "Oh snap" moment in darkfall.



Now if you will excuse me I have some seriously important stuff to do in the trade channels...




WTB BANDED ELBOWS, PST!




Also ill throw out a disclaimer for anybody who cares. Apollo has 1/4th the members of EXGS, of which only the crafting portion really cares about our "hamlet". What he means by 4-5 is 10+ coming into the wall-less "hamlet" and beating up crafters until eventually running from the PvP core who come back to rofflestomp them.

This will make sense as soon as the "4-5" come here to post about several banded elbows being gained through PvP.

[Rhade]

How did it feel to be spawn camped for 30 minutes by 2 Exodus? You guys are so bad lol.

Wow.

Exo, we've raped the shit out of you before in true threadworthy style, but we didn't run to the boards to jack off about it.

You guys send 2 guys into an AFK city and kill a few naked Apollo players late at night and you come to talk shit on forumfall about it?

I guess when you're so used to getting trashed, that the slightest victory, no matter how small, means you need to let people know about it.

You guys are in absolutely no position to make threads putting down other clans, ever. If you want to talk shit to a clan that's bad, try just doing it in your own vent server to each other.

[mwm4415]

PC Banded elbows VS 200 wood


You can have a seat while we wait for those results.



Holy run on sentence.. Im trying to read it I really am.. Gimme a second im going to try again real fast.

Ok.. HARM.. Got it. Back on Niffle huh? You guys never learn.

Rest of it can easily be catergorized under "Cool story brah".



We dont really talk much shit, actually. Its usually me and its after you have guys who try to shit talk us.

Its cool you havent traveled to our "hamlet" yet, im sure zerg recruiting had fried you out.

Im sure youre a great player, because thats the only type of player who would support this being thread worthy and a valid "Oh snap" moment in darkfall.



Now if you will excuse me I have some seriously important stuff to do in the trade channels...




WTB BANDED ELBOWS, PST!




Also ill throw out a disclaimer for anybody who cares. Apollo has 1/4th the members of EXGS, of which only the crafting portion really cares about our "hamlet". What he means by 4-5 is 10+ coming into the wall-less "hamlet" and beating up crafters until eventually running from the PvP core who come back to rofflestomp them.

This will make sense as soon as the "4-5" come here to post about several banded elbows being gained through PvP.

I gained 2 sets of banded, a mount, few hundred arrows, few hundred regeants.. you my friend are a re-tard (in the hangover accent of course).

[Chubbyjesus]

You guys send 2 guys into an AFK city and kill a few naked Apollo players late at night and you come to talk shit on forumfall about it?

At 5:30am EST none the less, for clarification purposes.


I'll be the first to admit Apollo isnt the best or some 'l33tsauce' PvP guild.. But our PvPers hold our own and we dont zerg recruit.

Both respectable qualities, IMO.

[mwm4415]

Wow.

Exo, we've raped the shit out of you before in true threadworthy style, but we didn't run to the boards to jack off about it.

You guys send 2 guys into an AFK city and kill a few naked Apollo players late at night and you come to talk shit on forumfall about it?

I guess when you're so used to getting trashed, that the slightest victory, no matter how small, means you need to let people know about it.

You guys are in absolutely no position to make threads putting down other clans, ever. If you want to talk shit to a clan that's bad, try just doing it in your own vent server to each other.

1v1 plz??????

GTFO this thread.. are you apollo?

[Chubbyjesus]

I gained 2 sets of banded, a mount, few hundred arrows, few hundred regeants.. you my friend are a re-tard (in the hangover accent of course).

Phew boy wait til you check the dura on that one pair of Elbows.. Man youre going to be banking big time.. SOME ADVICE.. Dont sell it just yet, wait for the market to settle..

Seriously bigtime bank.. Excellent stuff!

Excuse me a minute, i really do have to get some work done inbetween trollings.

[Chubbyjesus]

1v1 plz??????

GTFO this thread.. are you apollo?

See what im dealing with? lol...

The guy has the intelligence of a glob of caked on spooge.

[mwm4415]

See what im dealing with? lol...

The guy has the intelligence of a glob of caked on spooge.

Says the guy that cannot recount the details of an encounter correctly one day later.

[Supercoolguy]

Holy run on sentence.. Im trying to read it I really am.. Gimme a second im going to try again real fast.

Ok.. HARM.. Got it. Back on Niffle huh? You guys never learn.

Rest of it can easily be catergorized under "Cool story brah".





I still want that loveboat ride on the raft :(.

[Mulciber]

wow..... this thread took a while but finally it delivered.

guess TM didnt get a chance to win on NA, EXGS already holds the title. guess EXGS can go to MO now secure in the fact that they are NA-1 Champions.

oo champions

u guys ever see that robot chicken episode where the guy meets the blind guy in the pool hall and he keeps calling himself a "champion"

then the blind guy's friend sets him up with a blow up doll so he feels like a champion and then at the end he tells the blind guy that everyone lost their eye sight years ago so that he feels better about being blind.

for some reason this senario reminded me of that skit

oh btw, exgs keep fighting the good fight, your a champion!

[Mulciber]

I still want that loveboat ride on the raft :(.

there is a miscommunication here.

he is referring to a guy ingame on EU named Super Cool. he was a big black guy IRL who left apollo and i think went into outnumbered

[blindswordsman1]

double posting

it adds credibility

[Mulciber]

double posting

it adds credibility

wa?

[Supercoolguy]

there is a miscommunication here.

he is referring to a guy ingame on EU named Super Cool. he was a big black guy IRL who left apollo and i think went into outnumbered

I know he doesnt mean me but. I still want the raft ride

[Mulciber]

I know he doesnt mean me but. I still want the raft ride

it may be the funvee but it's a 3 hour tour .. a 3 hour tour.

[Dawgdoc]

Interesting thread.

I guess that ExGS has changed a bit from my knowledge of them.

1. Would be nice if all of the un-named shit-talkers would put their in game names and not hide behind the anonymity of Forumfall. Not only is it childish, but knowing who you are talking to is always good especially when the event in question is in dispute.

2. Has Exodus policy changed? I thought that your credo was to prove yourself on the battlefield and not on the forums? I believe your instructions from the guild leaders are to not post on Forum-fall at all? Does Sneaky know you are not only posting here, but initiating shit-talking threads? Not much of a credo if you ask me, and highly hypocritical if the SGs/Gs/Management say no shit talking on the forums, and then show up themselves to.......talk a bunch of shit!

3. Basically, as with ANY other thread boasting a wtfpwn, SS or Fraps or it didnt happen and its just more mindless "he said/she said" banter that not a single person will take seriously or care about.

4. 1v1 vs Rhade? Id pay for a box seat to see that since the OP has such a big mouth and is so confident!

100g per seat to watch and all proceeds go to the winner? Id pay to see that. Could be an easy payday for the winner whoever that would end up being <rolls eyes>.

5. Have peoples usage of the english language degraded to such a point that you really need to use nonsense terms such as "kthxbai"? What are you 11 years old??

Tsk tsk tsk....... I honestly expect more from ExGS than a fail thread like this :(

EU - Jaguar Paw
NA - Anthrax XOXO

[Supercoolguy]

it may be the funvee but it's a 3 hour tour .. a 3 hour tour.

Wanna take this tour with me Mulciber?

[Reigner]

1v1 vs Rhade? Id pay for a box seat to see that since the OP has such a big mouth and is so confident!

Mhm, too bad it will never happen.

[Rhade]

1v1 plz??????

GTFO this thread.. are you apollo?

Learn to read?
Black Shields.

I accept your 1v1 -- 5k? 10?

[Cross02]

I'll show and own your face.

Unlikely.

I'm down though.

1v1 plz??????

GTFO this thread.. are you apollo?

Rhade would wipe the floor with you kid.

But since you offered me first, I get to first.

We'll get it fraps'd as well. Money needs to be put down too. Get with us tonight please.

[Benevolence]

EXGS just can't seem to resist making threads about us.


But threads gloating about a late-night raid killing afks and a couple gatherers/crafters?

seriously?

new low guys.

[Mighty ExGS]

ROFL Apollo are the biggest nubs and retardos in the game!

Stand around holdin each others dicks I say!

None of you have the balls to 1v1 us or attack we are Exodus so fuk all you all we are untouchable!

Go back to your boyfriends house and suck some more dick all of you!

[Umberto]

ROFL Apollo are the biggest nubs and retardos in the game!

Stand around holdin each others dicks I say!

None of you have the balls to 1v1 us or attack we are Exodus so fuk all you all we are untouchable!

Go back to your boyfriends house and suck some more dick all of you!

Join Date: Aug 2009

Alt account, not exodus.

[Mulciber]

lol soooo many people want shards to drop on NA.

Now they are creating fake accounts to push guilds to seige.

[corpgus]

Its actually about that time, IMO.. TBH we really dont have the numbers to prevent it getting zerged.

If a couple other guilds got on board, we could easily make it happen.



First.. Rank 20s dont tick elemental on successful hit, FYI. Second a spiked bow is EASY to recognize, FYI. (Psst its also not rank 20!)


Let me do it for you one more time..

You come in, kill 2 harvesters. Third harvester is like, OH NOES LET ME BANK AND FIGHT TOO! You totally destroy him and his dawnstaff disappears (you thought it was a super loot item!?).

3, now completely nakeds off the bindstone, throw themselves at you like a female never will.

1 guy.. Deca, grabs scrub gear and makes a go at it with.. Loses said scrub gear.

1.. ONE geared guy loads in and dies, with 9 durability banded elbows being the only thing he laughing raged about. My bindstone had fizzled.

Then I bind in and start kicking teeth in (you probably didnt think anyone knew how to block a fireBALL, lol), but surely needed some help vs the 2 of yahs.. Nakeds who refused to find a spot to rest up, surely werent going to cut it.

"Earth magic guy" comes in and absolutely butt raped one of you (20%) meanwhile I had worked the other to 60% 2v1.. Needless to say battehorns pop, running shoes are then flapping against the pavement.




A battlehorn is killed and Aruzu almost died flee'ing.



There is no 'alternate' version of this story, im very SORRY for that. Id love for this to turn into Sandler's bedtime stories with gumdrops raining from the sky and purple unicorns flying around smoking crack pipes..

But there is only the simple fucking truth of it.. Of which is obviously lost on a guy who is whimsically caught up on the high dura banded elbows gain.

You forgot to mention that they got is 4 strength 4 stam leather belt!
Heres the description of it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eCoEI5pN8E&feature=related

[Void SiN]

EXGS? Also took me on a raft? When did we travel on a loveboat together?

Lol no im the leader of that clan you always bash on in threads but have no idea who we are because you took over a city that we got zerged out from because people took off work for a week and did 4-5 3 am raids and somehow think that because you swallowed the cock of the that alliance and managed to hang off their nuts for long enough and get a free city out of the deal that we used to own that you somehow know who we are and are "e-l33t" in comparison.

Thats assuming your apollo though ;). if not sorry friend I dont know you.

lol I know...

U playin NA now instead of waiting?

[McDoogs]

Apollo has never done anything on either server to deserve a thread

[Chubbyjesus]

Apollo has never done anything on either server to deserve a thread

While reading this.. I just laughed remembering the time near Dag when it was 8v5.. I lost my mount and told my guys to book it.

I took down your SG, a general (both ganked, ROFLS), and had 3 others to 50% before you guys took me down.

I remember you were there flapping your gums afterwards. I cant even remember the name of the guild.. Thats the irony in your unbackable shit talking.

[McDoogs]

If you have to make shit up to disguise being a meatshield clan for two giant alliances that's cool with me.

[Mulciber]

this thread isnt dead yet?

[corpgus]

While reading this.. I just laughed remembering the time near Dag when it was 8v5.. I lost my mount and told my guys to book it.

I took down your SG, a general (both ganked, ROFLS), and had 3 others to 50% before you guys took me down.

I remember you were there flapping your gums afterwards. I cant even remember the name of the guild.. Thats the irony in your unbackable shit talking.

I justy read this and laughed as I remembered that this one time at band camp...

[AODSocrates]

Being as how 90% of guilds do this on a daily occurance, I never felt it needed its own thread for this type of thing. Now that I'm corrected I'll almost quadruple my post count on these boards in a few days!

[Chubbyjesus]

If you have to make shit up to disguise being a meatshield clan for two giant alliances that's cool with me.

Selective memory is common in DF, dont worry too much about it. Im sure some of those 8 remember the guy who embarrassed their leadership single-handedly, if they havent moved on to real guilds yet, that is.

Sorry and good luck.

[Supercoolguy]

Selective memory is common in DF, dont worry too much about it. Im sure some of those 8 remember the guy who embarrassed their leadership single-handedly, if they havent moved on to real guilds yet, that is.

Sorry and good luck.

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[Chubbyjesus]

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I TOO was extremely compelled by the protagonist's plight. I laughed at his cheerful spirits and I cried tears of blood when he was unjustly murdered. The story was an emotional rollercoaster of giggles, QQ, 'Who Cares', and plenty of human to human defecating.

Me and you anxiously await the sequel, im sure.