How do you play the frekin game?

[Shmurfle]

How do you play this freakin game, god.

[Surly]

Darkfall Online is not currently available to be played! Unfortunately, even the beta phase has not yet begun. I'd suggest giving a quick look at the following thread:
Read this before posting! (Contains Beta&Release Information) (http://forums.darkfallonline.com/announcement.php?f=9&a=2)

Welcome to the boards, however, and if you have any further questions please don't hesitate to PM a moderator, or start a thread! (assuming, of course, that you have read the FAQ :))

(Posting this in the RolePlaying forum is certainly an oddity. You have my... uh... respect, I think. lol)