The Forumfall Elections

[Honorius]

It is time for the Forumfall Elections. Vote for the person you feel will bring about the change we need.

The person who gets the most votes will be President and the winner names their own Vice President or if you can not come up with one the one with the second most will be Vice President.

Alfaroverall
Tasos
Gunther TheBlack
Pumpkin
Beeblebrox
Eyrothath
Weeking
Teth
Honorius
DocGonzo
Tallefred

[gloryhound]

I don't see my name on that list. This entire thing is a fraud.

[Honorius]

I don't see my name on that list. This entire thing is a fraud.

No one nominated you.

[Jeronimoo]

Who nominated you?

[Forgin]

You bastards, why didn't you nominate me?!

I boycot this fraud!

[gloryhound]

No one nominated you.

Sure they did.

[Honorius]

Who nominated you?

Razli.

[gloryhound]

Razli.

LIES. You two were in cahoots the entire time, just to get me and Forgin, YOUR BIGGEST COMPETITION out of the way. We know about it all Honorius.

[Honorius]

LIES. You two were in cahoots the entire time, just to get me and Forgin, YOUR BIGGEST COMPETITION out of the way. We know about it all Honorius.

It's true, and once I become President of Off Topic, with my King of Clan Discussion, all I will need to be is Czar of General Discussion and I will own you all.

[Razli]

Razli.

Indeed I did.

It's true, and once I become President of Off Topic, with my King of Clan Discussion, all I will need to be is Czar of General Discussion and I will own you all.

I expect something for the nomination *WInk Wink Nudge Nudge*

[gloryhound]

I expect something for the nomination *WInk Wink Nudge Nudge*

You fool, you can only expect death at Honorius' ironclad rule you might be giving him!

[Beeblebrox]

VOTE BEEBLEBROX. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAC4Bq0v7sw)

Can my alts vote for me as well?

[Spankythree]

Um, this is fucking stupid, why the fuck am I not on there?



Btw mods are power abusing fgts

[Tithan Natus]

Um, this is fucking stupid, why the fuck am I not on there?



Btw mods are power abusing fgts

Shut up 09er LAWLOLSZOEKOKF

[Aacevedo]

meh , doesn't matter who becomes president...

Coup d'état FTW

[Jangang]

I don't see my name on that list. This entire thing is a fraud.

I frequently have that complaint with polls on forumfall. I chalk it up to phail in poll making as well. God knows everyone LOVES Jangang, right?

[Eyrothath]

Thank you for the nomination!

My name is Eyrothath and I approve this message!

As your president, I will reduce the size of the forumfall, I will eliminate restrictions, rules, allow porn, trolling and other things as well.. Vote for me, and I will make this happen!!

Eyrothath for President!

[Honorius]

I frequently have that complaint with polls on forumfall. I chalk it up to phail in poll making as well. God knows everyone LOVES Jangang, right?

No one nominated you.

[Aacevedo]

No bewbz option,

This is clearly a fraud.

[Jangang]

No one nominated you.

i was kidding ;) I'm just not very good at ehumor i guess.

[Selzi]

It saddens me to see names I recognize still here.

[dinkfall]

Whoever represents the block for disassembly.

[Mudgutts]

wouldn't give a squirt of piss for a single person on that list.

[Nevron]

None of the above.

[Artrius]

Can I do an after poll nomination of Samdog?

[Spankythree]

Shut up 09er LAWLOLSZOEKOKF

wat



Btw mods are power abusing fgts

[emasame]

It saddens me to see names I recognize still here.

oh hi

[Beeblebrox]

wouldn't give a squirt of piss for a single person on that list.

Don't lie because we both know you'd love to give me some of your piss.

[GFH_Spike]

Only a fool would nominate themselves as presidential candidates on Forumfall. Regardless of the outcome, the victor will be assassinated.

[Weeking]

Only a fool would nominate themselves as presidential candidates on Forumfall. Regardless of the outcome, the victor will be assassinated.

Yeah, I was making a joke about Obama and somehow I end up on the list :ohno:

[StrawberryClock]

It looks like Eyrothath has seized the fat nerd from Arizona vote.

[Apex Vertigo]

Aha! My nomination is there and by association so am I! Huzzah!!

[PaleOne]

Sorry check my sig, elections were held and Ron Paul won :)

[ejnomad07]

Tallefred wins. Anything else is a lie.

[Gunther TheBlack]

wouldn't give a squirt of piss for a single person on that list.



Once i get elected i'll execute you just for shits'n'giggles!!!

[Gunther TheBlack]

Only a fool would nominate themselves as presidential candidates on Forumfall. Regardless of the outcome, the victor will be assassinated.


Good luck killing Tasos ;)

[Dredgon]

Lack of bewb option makes this poll fail.

[Sqarak]

Forumfall ought to be a Theocracy, only ruled by the will of the One True God. Lets build a temple and clad it in gold. Let Forumfall be a beacon for the pious and the virtuous. We shall cast out the sinners and BURN THE WITCHES!

Pray Forumfall, pray and let me show you the path to divinity!*




















*I shall also require to have sex with your wives under the age of 40 and daughters over the age of 16. Defiance will be met with Judgement.

[Gunther TheBlack]

*I shall also require to have sex with your wives under the age of 40 and daughters over the age of 16. Defiance will be met with Judgement.

What if there's a daughter of over 40?

[Sqarak]

What if there's a daughter of over 40?

Women unmarried by the time they get 35 must be witches, hence they shall be burned.

[Dark Lily]

What's this? I go offline for a week and get forgotten? Where's the nomination for a woman president!

Fucking bastards.

[Barbarossa]

Doc Gonzo is only one listed there that actually makes a difference on these forums and therefore makes change so....

[Bissen]

Why the fuck was Tasos nominated???

[Gunther TheBlack]

Doc Gonzo is only one listed there actually makes a difference on these forums and therefore makes change so....

I don't even know him.

Never seen him post in Clan discussion either.

[88Chaz88]

What's this? I go offline for a week and get forgotten? Where's the nomination for a woman president!

Fucking bastards.

You, me, and Badem have been left out. Coincidence? You decide.

[QQwerty]

I should be on Paralda's list.

[Barbarossa]

I don't even know him.

Never seen him post in Clan discussion either.

Perhaps because Clan Discussion is slightly less retarded than General Discussion making it almost as undesirable to go there?

/shrug

Doc's cool, cool enough so to be 3rd in this 'election' so far. 2nd in my book since Tasos already fucking rules these forums anyways. But what do you expect a poll to be when it's created by a troll? :lmao:

[QQwerty]

Also, this thread lacks multi-option.

[Gunther TheBlack]

I do miss Jangang on that list tbh.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Tasos has agreed to be my VP!

;)

[Forgin]

btw I only voted Tasos because I want to be able to see the poll results but refuse to vote.

[Bissen]

btw I only voted Tasos because I want to be able to see the poll results but refuse to vote.

Try the "view poll results" mayhaps?

[Barbarossa]

I do miss Jangang on that list tbh.

Jangang should be on this list just for the 'flying Jangang' sig and emo-poetry that floated around for a while, if for nothing else :D

[Forgin]

Try the "view poll results" mayhaps?

That means I'd have to click that button everytime I view the thread and that takes time to load.

[DocGonzo]

I don't even know him.

Never seen him post in Clan discussion either.

of course you don't know yer olde Doc...i only *do* the OT style of Forumfall, you know the tiny bit that's actually worth a giggle once in a while

it's ok tho...i don't mind Waffle Country winning it, i'm a big fan

but i'm still yer olde doc...

now, diaf of absentee ballots

[MontyPython]

Doc Gonzo is only one listed there that actually makes a difference on these forums and therefore makes change so....

this...

[DocGonzo]

WTF?

you people want to have a Belgian in charge?

what is this, an Agatha Christie novel?

fucking philistines...

[Bissen]

WTF?

you people want to have a Belgian in charge?

what is this, an Agatha Christie novel?

fucking philistines...

Why philistines? Must be some historical point if I know you right hehe. And me being a history hobbyist just got curious :)

[DocGonzo]

Why philistines? Must be some historical point if I know you right hehe. And me being a history hobbyist just got curious :)

silly...it's cuz i am the Messiah of OT!!!

[Bissen]

silly...it's cuz i am the Messiah of OT!!!

Can I be Judas!? :sly: You know he's your favorite!

[DocGonzo]

Can I be Judas!? :sly: You know he's your favorite!

can always use a good "daggerman"

[Bissen]

can always use a good "daggerman"

Erhmm. On second thought... :ninja:

[Gunther TheBlack]

WTF?

you people want to have a Belgian in charge?

what is this, an Agatha Christie novel?

fucking philistines...


It's either that or a total retard known as Tasos or a septonoobie known as DocGontard.

I am a man of the entire forum!!!
I will offer no change!!!
We have no power, so i say, NO WE CANNOT!!!

[Beeblebrox]

If I get elected I promise to post pics of a forumfall well known user. More specially of a piercing he has in a very special place.

[Gunther TheBlack]

If I get elected I promise to post pics of a forumfall well known user. More specially of a piercing he has in a very special place.

If it is Brannoc you have my vote!!!

[Bissen]

If it is Brannoc you have my vote!!!

Shut up and make me some bailout waffles! Erhmm Mr. President :cool:

[Gunther TheBlack]

Shut up and make me some bailout waffles! Erhmm Mr. President :cool:


*hands out poisoned bailout waffles*

Government Motors shall now be known Gunther's Miracle, for i saved the people from a great tax burden!

[DocGonzo]

Erhmm. On second thought... :ninja:

lol...it's considered that "Iscariot" is a mistranslation/misspelling of a "title" that would have translated to "daggerman"...as opposed to the rest of the Disciples, who were supposed to have carried swords

but i digress...

[StainlessSteelRat]

Poll is fail.

Doc is the only valid option, the rest are posers. ;)

Well, maybe Alfa too.

[Aacevedo]

democrazy ... meh

[Gunther TheBlack]

Poll is fail.

Doc is the only valid option, the rest are posers. ;)

Well, maybe Alfa too.

Shut up yankee trash!

*+5 euro votes*

[DocGonzo]

Shut up yankee trash!

*+5 euro votes*

hey now you Poirot wanna be waffle breath chocolate eater from Bruges, leave Slippery Jim out of it

and i'm an 05 n00b, not "septonoobie"...learn2joindate burn, imo

all that being said, kids...don't take this as other than good natured political wrangling...and make sure you eat all of your brussel sprouts!

[Someone]

What the fuck! There is neither ClownFoot nor Protonix on that list. How can we vote for a president when so many of the true legends of Forumfall, the ones that built this place, isn't on that list. My indignation over this gross injustice knows no bounds and I hope Dread Morgthulu comes back with the sole mission of driving you insane.

[Spyder0527]

I vote myself as a write-in candidate.

[DocGonzo]

What the fuck! There is neither ClownFoot nor Protonix on that list. How can we vote for a president when so many of the true legends of Forumfall, the ones that built this place, isn't on that list. My indignation over this gross injustice knows no bounds and I hope Dread Morgthulu comes back with the sole mission of driving you insane.

well, i put Protonix up for it last time, and would have again...but the bastard kitteh lover just hasn't been around

rumor has it he is shacked up with 37 shaved smooshy faced kitties and a 55 gallon drum of "motion lotion"

we might never see him again...

[Sharuk]

did i win yet?

[Teth]

A vote for Tasos is a vote for seeing this place doused in the blood, fire, iron and brimstone that it so richly deserves.

Vote for the apocalypse!

[Bissen]

lol...it's considered that "Iscariot" is a mistranslation/misspelling of a "title" that would have translated to "daggerman"...as opposed to the rest of the Disciples, who were supposed to have carried swords

Ahh yes! I remember something bout that actually. The main theory being, Iscariot was a title named after a city.

but i digress...

Don't you always :lmao:

[DocGonzo]

Ahh yes! I remember something bout that actually. The main theory being, Iscariot was a title named after a city.



Don't you always :lmao:

well that's part of the fascinating bit for historians, imo

three of the main players, Yeshua, Miriam and Judas (Jesus, Mary and Judas), all appear to have Greek titles from gnostic esoterica, vis anointed, (not certain about magdelaine translation and am at work so can't look it up properly) and iscariot

it's like the canard about "from Nazarith" rather than the proper nazarene, there was no Nazarith at the time...but a nazarene was a type of Jew who took certain vows...either permanent or temporary/conditional

makes a huge difference, imo...especially in light of John the Baptist's importance and Yeshua's alleged words stating clearly that John was more important than he himself was....there's the possible relation between John and the Essene sect...not to mention the possibilities of an Essene elder being the unnamed leader at Masada

again, more digression...

{edit for a bit of spelling}

[Gunther TheBlack]

What the fuck! There is neither ClownFoot nor Protonix on that list. How can we vote for a president when so many of the true legends of Forumfall, the ones that built this place, isn't on that list. My indignation over this gross injustice knows no bounds and I hope Dread Morgthulu comes back with the sole mission of driving you insane.


The true legends are guys like Zakath(first man to reach 1k posts on these forums), Airius Droc, Ferox, Uilamin, Porthios, Pumpkin, Cybren, Jangang(Deamonica in the early days or wtf it's spelled), Inzanity, Olemak, Porphyre, Pokeroo, Filgolfin, Gowel, Yggdrasil, Anoxia, Fenril, Dulu, ...

Those were people that affected the entire community and not just Darkfall OT.


What people consider legends today are one trick poneys that only made entertaining posts in OT.

[Bissen]

well that's part of the fascinating bit for historians, imo

three of the main players, Yeshua, Miriam and Judas (Jesus, Mary and Judas), all appear to have Greek titles from gnostic esoterica, vis anointed, (not certain about magdelaine translation and am at work so can't look it up properly) and iscariot

it's like the canard about "from Nazarith" rather than the proper nazarene, there was no Nazarith at the time...but a nazarene was a type of Jew who took certain vows...either permanent or temporary/conditional

makes a huge difference, imo...especially in light of John the Baptist's importance and Yeshua's alleged words stating clearly that John was more important than he himself was....there's the possible relation between John and the Essene sect...not to mention the possibilities of an Essene elder being the unnamed leader at Masada

again, more digression...

{edit for a bit of spelling}


Ahh nice point. And wasn't aware that John had relations to the essene sect. They were like Opus Dei gone desert .

And seriously man. what don't you know? Ex special forces now possessed by the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson mixed with a taint of photographic memory. I mean. How do you write that stuff out of memory?

Hmm. Maybe I smoke too much weed ey?

Ohh and I forgot. You've had more time :D

[Bissen]

The true legends are guys like Zakath(first man to reach 1k posts on these forums), Airius Droc, Ferox, Uilamin, Porthios, Pumpkin, Cybren, Jangang(Deamonica in the early days or wtf it's spelled), Inzanity, Olemak, Porphyre, Pokeroo, Filgolfin, Gowel, Yggdrasil, Anoxia, Fenril, Dulu, ...

Those were people that affected the entire community and not just Darkfall OT.


What people consider legends today are one trick poneys that only made entertaining posts in OT.


Gowel was epic!

[Gunther TheBlack]

Gowel was epic!

He was even funnier in the darkfall IRC channel.

Bah, another thing most of you guys here never witnessed.

[Apex Vertigo]

The true legends are guys like Zakath(first man to reach 1k posts on these forums), Airius Droc, Ferox, Uilamin, Porthios, Pumpkin, Cybren, Jangang(Deamonica in the early days or wtf it's spelled), Inzanity, Olemak, Porphyre, Pokeroo, Filgolfin, Gowel, Yggdrasil, Anoxia, Fenril, Dulu, ...

Those were people that affected the entire community and not just Darkfall OT.


What people consider legends today are one trick poneys that only made entertaining posts in OT.

Ever since I've been around OT has been the only part of this forum worth visiting. Occasionally CD has some interesting post but it turns into an inane e-peen contest 99% of the time.

[DocGonzo]

Ahh nice point. And wasn't aware that John had relations to the essene sect. They were like Opus Dei gone desert .

And seriously man. what don't you know? Ex special forces now possessed by the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson mixed with a taint of photographic memory. I mean. How do you write that stuff out of memory?

Hmm. Maybe I smoke too much weed ey?

Ohh and I forgot. You've had more time :D

lol..tons of stuff i don't know...and my memory ain't anywhere near photographic..i wish, then i could aspire to being a true Encyclopedic Synthesist

as for the herbals, never bothered me.... :ninja:

@ Gunthar - yes, you are correct...i am not one of the Founding legends of Forumfall, i bow to you LTFs in seniority around here, and yes...i do stay in OT...CD is the domain of Capitulation for my guild, so i left it alone...and my acerbic wit is not welcome in the other forums

so it's OT fer yer olde Doc, and here i'm pretty well known...as are you due to your longevity

but this isn't about how long we have been here, this is a straight out e-peen contest held in the OT forum

you're winning so far by a whisker, and if you do...i'll be the first with the congratulations...

but the fight ain't over yet...and if i have my way, we will launder the greasy stain of your cyber existence from the soiled underwear of Forumfall!!!

ok...mebbe that was a bit extroverted and vengeful...

[Gunther TheBlack]

Ever since I've been around OT has been the only part of this forum worth visiting. Occasionally CD has some interesting post but it turns into an inane e-peen contest 99% of the time.


It's a pity. In the early days GD was the most interesting place.

[Gunther TheBlack]

lol..tons of stuff i don't know...and my memory ain't anywhere near photographic..i wish, then i could aspire to being a true Encyclopedic Synthesist

as for the herbals, never bothered me.... :ninja:

@ Gunthar - yes, you are correct...i am not one of the Founding legends of Forumfall, i bow to you LTFs in seniority around here, and yes...i do stay in OT...CD is the domain of Capitulation for my guild, so i left it alone...and my acerbic wit is not welcome in the other forums

so it's OT fer yer olde Doc, and here i'm pretty well known...as are you due to your longevity

but this isn't about how long we have been here, this is a straight out e-peen contest held in the OT forum

you're winning so far by a whisker, and if you do...i'll be the first with the congratulations...

but the fight ain't over yet...and if i have my way, we will launder the greasy stain of your cyber existence from the soiled underwear of Forumfall!!!

ok...mebbe that was a bit extroverted and vengeful...


In IRC people would say. STOP SMASHING THE ENTER BUTTON!!!

And it's not only about longevity as you said, but you guys don't even know what happened back then, which is a pity cause those days were epic.


I'd beat you in trivial pursuit!!! ;)

[DocGonzo]

I'd beat you in trivial pursuit!!! ;)

only if it was in French...

[Teth]

He was even funnier in the darkfall IRC channel.

Bah, another thing most of you guys here never witnessed.
Gowel still does his stuff in IRC. But he was at his best in the IRC ops channel. Oh my God everybody who was not on staff back then was missing out like a motherfucker you have no idea.

I'd vote for Gowel as Supreme Tyrant if he was on this poll :(

[Skyborn]

Whoa whoa!!! What the FUCK man!?!!?? I am the only one authorized to call and administer the forumfall elections.

This vote is invalid.

And what the fuck is with your nominees? I mean Jesus Christ its in the by-laws that you have to be at least 3 forumfalls old to be nominated!!?!

[heroshade]

Because I am not there, I nominate Freddy-boy.

[Skyborn]

Whoa whoa!!! What the FUCK man!?!!?? I am the only one authorized to call and administer the forumfall elections.

This vote is invalid.

And what the fuck is with your nominees? I mean Jesus Christ its in the by-laws that you have to be at least 3 forumfalls old to be nominated!!?!

I am quoting myself to assuage my rage.

[Someone]

The true legends are guys like Zakath(first man to reach 1k posts on these forums), Airius Droc, Ferox, Uilamin, Porthios, Pumpkin, Cybren, Jangang(Deamonica in the early days or wtf it's spelled), Inzanity, Olemak, Porphyre, Pokeroo, Filgolfin, Gowel, Yggdrasil, Anoxia, Fenril, Dulu, ...

Those were people that affected the entire community and not just Darkfall OT.


What people consider legends today are one trick poneys that only made entertaining posts in OT.

Oh I know some of those bastards. I just didn't want to mention them because I think they're annoying self righteous pricks whose existance piss me off. Also you forgot Matriel, and I'm sure some other guys were left out as well. The reason I wanted Clownfoot is because he's the resident cripple with his clownish foot (which btw is a reminder to all that know of it that if your toe starts to smell funkier and hurt like a bitch then you go see a doctor) and Protonix for well, his old sig scared the everliving crap out of me and he had some good one liners over the year.

As for the rest of the community except for OT. They can go fuck themselves, GD was retarded when I first got here and it's still retarded. Sometimes I can't understand why I even bothered to post there, oh wait. It was to score up some activety and shape the game so I could get beta points. Thank god I don't argue over fictional weapons and wheter or not it's possible to use magic to get fire hot enough to damage a solid stone house or wheter said stone house is a extradimensional portal that only sends through accepted people. Now I can instead stay here and argue over what slightly less fictional weapons I would use to survive the very fictional Zombie apocalypse.

[Honorius]

Whoa whoa!!! What the FUCK man!?!!?? I am the only one authorized to call and administer the forumfall elections.

This vote is invalid.

And what the fuck is with your nominees? I mean Jesus Christ its in the by-laws that you have to be at least 3 forumfalls old to be nominated!!?!

The people nominated who they wanted.

And who the fuck are you?

[Silverhandorder]

I am quoting myself to assuage my rage.

This vote is a sham!! You all herd it! Rally forumfallians!

[PaleOne]

The elections were previously held


http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1900433&posted=1#post1900433

and you can't have a second election without allowing the incumbent President and Vice President run for a second term..

[Beeblebrox]

The elections were previously held


http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=1900433&posted=1#post1900433

and you can't have a second election without allowing the incumbent President and Vice President run for a second term..

l2coup d'etat

[Silverhandorder]

l2coup d'etat

Anyways Tasos is sealing the deal. At the very least he can be considered a vote of no confidence.

[Pumpkin]

At least I can vote for myself you ungrateful bitches!

[Apex Vertigo]

I move to suspend Tasos from his candidacy as he not only never post on the forums (Aside from patch notes) but he also never accepted his candidacy.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Gowel still does his stuff in IRC. But he was at his best in the IRC ops channel. Oh my God everybody who was not on staff back then was missing out like a motherfucker you have no idea.

I'd vote for Gowel as Supreme Tyrant if he was on this poll :(

That's because you were an elitists bastard. I'm a man of the common people!!!

[Gunther TheBlack]

Oh I know some of those bastards. I just didn't want to mention them because I think they're annoying self righteous pricks whose existance piss me off. Also you forgot Matriel, and I'm sure some other guys were left out as well. The reason I wanted Clownfoot is because he's the resident cripple with his clownish foot (which btw is a reminder to all that know of it that if your toe starts to smell funkier and hurt like a bitch then you go see a doctor) and Protonix for well, his old sig scared the everliving crap out of me and he had some good one liners over the year.


I didn't mention Matriel because he only started to post here later.
If i would have mentioned him then i had to mention guys like Protonix, Surly, KingHussein, Alfaroveral, clownfoot, hubbell, Red Morgan, Viluin, Vmax, Villa, Treefingers, Stark, etc etc and i would have missed way too many people :)

[Mudgutts]

wouldn't give a squirt of piss for a single person on that list.

this.

[Gunther TheBlack]

this.


Good thing no one cares about you ;)





















Except for me!
Vote Gunther TheBlack!!!

[Pumpkin]

Gowel still does his stuff in IRC. But he was at his best in the IRC ops channel. Oh my God everybody who was not on staff back then was missing out like a motherfucker you have no idea.

I'd vote for Gowel as Supreme Tyrant if he was on this poll :(

The following names have been changed to protect the guilty:


* Now talking in #darkfall-oops
<Towel> She wasn't ready to get beast-fucked yet
<Towel> she was only 15
<Vegetable> wtf?
<IronTyrant> did you mean breast-fucked? ;)
<Towel> no

[stony23]

lol what the fuck is this thread about

[DoveAlexa]

Everyone vote for gunther now!

[The Cougar]

Tasos doesn't count. Gunther wins.

[DoveAlexa]

HURRAAAAY!
yeah!

[Dark Lily]

Poor Teth and Weeking, no-one loves them.

[Scully]

moar liek teh forumfall erection. harr harr!

[Vor'Dus[DiE]]

Gunther is my hero ffs. I voted on him.

[DoveAlexa]

8 votes and we beat the idiots who think Tasos is even elegible for this!
COMMON GUNTHER!

[Fro]

8 votes and we beat the idiots who think Tasos is even elegible for this!
COMMON GUNTHER!

No.

[DoveAlexa]

Lol, if tasos wins then we know OT sucks his cock even as he destroys us once and for all.
Nice.

[Gloomrender]

I nominate Matriel.

[Fro]

Lol, if tasos wins then we know OT sucks his cock even as he destroys us once and for all.
Nice.

Who cares?

I nominate Matriel.

Stop riding his dick.

[ejnomad07]

Everyone vote for gunther now!

Traitor!

[wertyn]

nominate me ahora

[DoveAlexa]

Traitor!
I wouldn't let tallewacker watch my pet (if I had one) let alone be my president!

[Sacra Luna]

Gooooo Guntherrrrrrrrr!!

[Apex Vertigo]

The only reason Tasos could possibly win this is because OT'ers have officially been outnumbereds by GD'ers who venture in here and fuck around like it's part of their forum.

[Dark Lily]

From Tallefred

Due to an unknown benefactor of absolutely no relation to me, I have been put up for election. As things stand I am in 5th place for President of Forumfall. As we all know there is no one better suited to the task of running Forumfall. Therefor I propose that you all vote for me. I promise to lower taxes while increasing all the nice things that cost money, running the country into a spiral of debt she will never recover from. Also I will post porn. If you do not vote for me I will rape you up the ass with a large spiky object smeared with hot sauce. I think the choice is clear.

A vote for me is a vote for freedom! Make sure to drop by your closest voting center and place your vote. Let not the almighty name of Tallefred be forgotten in the hallowed halls of Forumfall! Instead, I will be remembered as the man who gave Forumfall back her true face.

Free bumper sticker's (http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u359/Tallefred/voteforfreedom.jpg) included.

[alfaroverall]

Well this is a little disappointing on my end...not that disappointing, granted, as 4th place isn't so bad, especially when Tasos (the obvious "bewbz" option) is in 1st place, but still.

Something tells me my results are going to go down the tubes now...

Oh well, now I don't have to worry about assassins.

[Sharuk]

Im winning!

[Fro]

Well this is a little disappointing on my end...not that disappointing, granted, as 4th place isn't so bad, especially when Tasos (the obvious "bewbz" option) is in 1st place, but still.

Something tells me my results are going to go down the tubes now...

Oh well, now I don't have to worry about assassins.

Maybe if you weren't such an irritating wannabe genius you would have more votes.

[alfaroverall]

Maybe if you weren't such an irritating wannabe genius you would have more votes.
Honestly, I doubt that.

[Bissen]

Maybe if you weren't such an irritating wannabe genius you would have more votes.

Honestly, I doubt that.

So you agree on being an irritating wannabe genius?

[Vanno]

I didn't mention Matriel because he only started to post here later.
If i would have mentioned him then i had to mention guys like Protonix, Surly, KingHussein, Alfaroveral, clownfoot, hubbell, Red Morgan, Viluin, Vmax, Villa, Treefingers, Stark, etc etc and i would have missed way too many people :)

Basically SOTA for president then?

ps: Looks like we have a bunch of fascists and commies in OT these days. I mean come the fuck on; Tacos and Cunther are the leading candidates here? Matriel is my objection vote.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Basically SOTA for president then?

ps: Looks like we have a bunch of fascists and commies in OT these days. I mean come the fuck on; Tacos and Cunther are the leading candidates here? Matriel is my objection vote.

I would say Thelema to be more precise, they have a lot of interesting people in there :)

[DeQui]

Gunther seems like a nice guy, I vote for him.

[DoveAlexa]

Gunther seems like a nice guy, I vote for him.
This and also how he does 'not so nice guy' with style.
GO GUNTHEEEER
FUCK YEAH!

[Wreatch]

I vote for Gunth, or me.

[DoveAlexa]

I vote for Gunth, or me.
Actually you voted for Doc Gonzo, fail >:{.

[Bissen]

Gunther seems like a nice guy, I vote for him.

Suck on his chocolate waffled balls, they're fat full, of vitamin and good for you! JUST SUCK ON HIS BALLS!!!!!!:eek:

[alfaroverall]

So you agree on being an irritating wannabe genius?
Not sure about the wannabe part, but otherwise yes. I irritate some people and from time to time I act like a know-it-all.

If you really want to get a good insult to me, however, insult my huge ego. It could use a good shrinking.

[generic_user]

Not sure about the wannabe part, but otherwise yes. I irritate some people and from time to time I act like a know-it-all.

If you really want to get a good insult to me, however, insult my huge ego. It could use a good shrinking.

You have a huge LEGO.

[DoveAlexa]

You have a huge LEGO.
Lego my ego.

[DocGonzo]

Actually you voted for Doc Gonzo, fail >:{.

quiet down decepticon bitch...real people are talking...

oh....wait...!

[DeQui]

Suck on his chocolate waffled balls, they're fat full, of vitamin and good for you! JUST SUCK ON HIS BALLS!!!!!!:eek:

Hey, nothing wrong with voting for the ethnic minority, GO GUNTHER YES WE CAN!

[lilyeti]

There are at least 3 people on that list who will make me vice....why am I not on the list?

I was Clownfoots CCB (Captain coffee bitch) a few years ago, after he won the election.

[DocGonzo]

There are at least 3 people on that list who will make me vice....why am I not on the list?

I was Clownfoots CCB (Captain coffee bitch) a few years ago, after he won the election.

get meh the votes to win, and i'll appoint you Secretary of Goats

true story

[lilyeti]

get meh the votes to win, and i'll appoint you Secretary of Goats

true story

I voted for beeble...but I....believe in you too.

[StrawberryClock]

Everybody knows popular votes don't really count. Each candidate has to win electoral votes to become the new leader.

[lilyeti]

Everybody knows popular votes don't really count. Each candidate has to win electoral votes to become the new leader.

Yo're just upset becorse you are not in the list.


(((((Intentionaly bad grammar)))))

[StrawberryClock]

Yo're just upset becorse you are not in the list.


(((((Intentionaly bad grammar)))))

No I'm not, I'm angry at the forumfall democratic system.

Let's start like 1000 threads about it.

[Dark Lily]

Isn't the main problem that everyone who cares will have voted by now?

[lilyeti]

Isn't the main problem that everyone who cares will have voted by now?

You're just angry becorse you can't run....Because you are of the female race.

[Dark Lily]

You're just angry becorse you can't run....Because you are of the female race.

I just didn't get nominated as I was out of the country at the time. Otherwise I'd have totally been on that list. Uh hu! :p

[StrawberryClock]

I declare our political system be runoff voting. Take the top and create a new poll.

Also, no Tasos, he's the unelected figurehead with dictatorial powers.

[generic_user]

Add meh to teh lists

[DocGonzo]

Add meh to teh lists

sry, 09 nublets do not meet the minimum requirements

[Dark Lily]

sry, 09 nublets do not meet the minimum requirements

Where are the rules? I demand to see the requirements!

[DocGonzo]

Where are the rules? I demand to see the requirements!

sry, decepticons are not allowed to view the hallowed texts

[Dark Lily]

sry, decepticons are not allowed to view the hallowed texts

It's a fix if you ask me. :mad:

[DocGonzo]

It's a fix if you ask me. :mad:

welcome to politics...

[Slaker]

VOTE BEEBLEBROX. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAC4Bq0v7sw)

Can my alts vote for me as well?

I vote BeebleRox!

[Dark Lily]

I vote BeebleRox!

Go Beeble! :D

[Targuil]

Where are the rules? I demand to see the requirements!
09 nub

[Dark Lily]

09 nub

Hey I had an account with an older join date than this one!

[Paralda]

Whatever, I'm still God of Lists.

[lilyeti]

Whatever, I'm still God of Lists.

Then grace us with a new list.

[Beeblebrox]

Vote Beeblebrox for cleaner prostitutes in Brazil!!!11!


You know you want to.

[DoveAlexa]

2 MORE FOR GUNTHER
now GO!

[PirateGlen]

Hey I had an account with an older join date than this one!

By whichever method you lost such an account you forfeit your status.

[generic_user]

Go Beeble! :D

:(

[generic_user]

Hey I had an account with an older join date than this one!

...it was still an 09 account.

[Beeblebrox]

:(

Of all people I thought you would be cheering for me. It's not like you have any reason whatsoever to support any other specific candidate.

[shock223]

this is going to be interesting..

be really funny if the Mods came in and changed the options so it has their names instead.

[generic_user]

Of all people I thought you would be cheering for me. It's not like you have any reason whatsoever to support any other specific candidate.

I don't like you and hope you die.

[Beeblebrox]

I don't like you and hope you die.

What quicker way to die than becoming President of this cum hole?

[generic_user]

What quicker way to die than becoming President of this cum hole?

Sticking your head in a barrel of puke.

[Beeblebrox]

Sticking your head in a barrel of puke.

Can I use my own puke?

[generic_user]

Can I use my own puke?

Honestly, it doesn't make much of a difference to me. Either way your drowning yourself in a barrel of puke.

[DocGonzo]

to you, it's puke....

to him, it's soup of the day

i'm just sayin'...

[generic_user]

to you, it's puke....

to him, it's soup of the day

i'm just sayin'...

Well, I'm not gonna judge.

As long as he posts pics.

[Beeblebrox]

Actually, someone recently puked on my foot.

Good thing it was pure wine. Cheap wine, but better than...a whole meal.


But please, lets go back on topic. I'm not sure, but I think it's something about health care...

[generic_user]

Actually, someone recently puked on my foot.

Good thing it was pure wine. Cheap wine, but better than...a whole meal.


But please, lets go back on topic. I'm not sure, but I think it's something about health care...

You were about to nationalize healthcare and kill off the weak?

[Beeblebrox]

You were about to nationalize healthcare and kill off the weak?

Nah I think it was that African American Friend president of yours.

I was just going to kill off the weak without nationalizing anything.

[generic_user]

Nah I think it was that African American Friend president of yours.

I was just going to kill off the weak without nationalizing anything.

Sweet.

Before the ban, don't forget to transfer all your votes to the One True President, whom you are pledged to serve and make a porno with.

[Tithan Natus]

Tasos wasn't born a Forumfaller therefore he is not eligible for the presidency.

[HauptmannHP]

this is going to be interesting..

be really funny if the Mods came in and changed the options so it has their names instead.

Awesome idea.

[Lictor]

It is time for the Forumfall Elections. Vote for the person you feel will bring about the change we need.

The person who gets the most votes will be President and the winner names their own Vice President or if you can not come up with one the one with the second most will be Vice President.

Alfaroverall
Tasos
Gunther TheBlack
Pumpkin
Beeblebrox
Eyrothath
Weeking
Teth
Honorius
DocGonzo
Tallefred

That is a list of nobodies... (including Tasos).
/fail

[Gunther TheBlack]

That is a list of nobodies... (including Tasos).
/fail

Doesn't that make you wonder what you are?

[Lictor]

Doesn't that make you wonder what you are?

Shush. I never said about myself I'm anything more than common forumfaller. I just stated the obvious fact, don't take it so personally and act so butthurt...

[Dark Lily]

...it was still an 09 account.

Shush you. My statement was still entirely accurate.

[Fro]

Gunther is a cunt and therefor cannot become president by default.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Shush. I never said about myself I'm anything more than common forumfaller. I just stated the obvious fact, don't take it so personally and act so butthurt...


I think you are more butthurt than me ;)

[Lictor]

I think you are more butthurt than me ;)

No.

[Dark Lily]

I'm much more than a common forumfaller and I demand that recognition!

[Gunther TheBlack]

No.

I would have tought you were butthurt, since it explains why you said this poll failed and called the people on the list nobodies.

:sly:

[Gunther TheBlack]

I'm much more than a common forumfaller and I demand that recognition!

You're not even a common forumfaller yet.

[Dark Lily]

You're not even a common forumfaller yet.

Leave me alone with my delusions of importance :p

[DocGonzo]

Leave me alone with my delusions of importance :p

ok..ok...we can agree on one thing

you ARE common...

fair enuff?

[Lictor]

I would have tought you were butthurt, since it explains why you said this poll failed and called the people on the list nobodies.

:sly:

And what about a possibility that when forumfall posting is concerned, the people mentioned there indeed ARE nobodies. I could name several individuals whose posts make/made greater impact on forumfall (of were just funnier) than all named nobodies' posts taken together.

Sorry, pal. Even LTF and 11,000+ won't make a forumfall star from you no matter how hard you will try... :sly:

[Gunther TheBlack]

And what about a possibility that when forumfall posting is concerned, the people mentioned there indeed ARE nobodies. I could name several individuals whose posts make/made greater impact on forumfall (of were just funnier) than all named nobodies' posts taken together.

Sorry, pal. Even LTF and 11,000+ won't make a forumfall star from you no matter how hard you will try... :sly:


My nullo thread alone is already hard to beat ;)

But you simply don't have a clue, that's all :)
Which is understandable when someone that joined in 2007 thinks he knows anything obout "impact" on these forums.

[88Chaz88]

My nullo thread alone is already hard to beat ;)

How long did it run for?

I'm sure the late 'What's the point' thread would beat it hands down.

[Lictor]

My nullo thread alone is already hard to beat ;)

But you simply don't have a clue, that's all :)
Which is understandable when someone that joined in 2007 thinks he knows anything obout &quot;impact&quot; on these forums.

Don't fool yourself. I obviously lurked around here since 2001! :rolleyes:

[Gunther TheBlack]

How long did it run for?

I'm sure the late 'What's the point' thread would beat it hands down.


It's not a matter of how long it lasts, it's a matter about how insane it was :p

It lasted longer than anyone would have thought tho hehe


That what's the point thread wasn't anything special tho.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Don't fool yourself. I obviously lurked around here since 2001! :rolleyes:

;)

[Dark Lily]

It's not a matter of how long it lasts, it's a matter about how insane it was :p

It lasted longer than anyone would have thought tho hehe


That what's the point thread wasn't anything special tho.

It kept us happy though. And now it's gone :(

Think the most annoying part was that there was no particular reason for closure!

[88Chaz88]

It's not a matter of how long it lasts, it's a matter about how insane it was :p

It lasted longer than anyone would have thought tho hehe


That what's the point thread wasn't anything special tho.

For us it was special, it became a refuge for when the yanks kept posting masses of pointless political, religious, and generally shit threads. It started off as a whine about everything that's wrong with forumfall and eventually solved it's own problem by being a place to post all the random crap we could. Since everyone expected it to be locked in the first few pages, I'd say it lasted a lot longer than it should.

[Gunther TheBlack]

For us it was special, it became a refuge for when the yanks kept posting masses of pointless political, religious, and generally shit threads. It started off as a whine about everything that's wrong with forumfall and eventually solved it's own problem by being a place to post all the random crap we could. Since everyone expected it to be locked in the first few pages, I'd say it lasted a lot longer than it should.

It got locked when i started to post in it :p

[88Chaz88]

It got locked when i started to post in it :p

Awww, tbh it was a lot better when it got to around 1000 replies. Before it was locked it felt like we were just beating a dead horse.

[Dark Lily]

Awww, tbh it was a lot better when it got to around 1000 replies. Before it was locked it felt like we were just beating a dead horse.

Haupt should have locked at 999, or 1999 for awesomeness :D

[Gunther TheBlack]

haupt should have locked at 999, or 1999 for awesomeness :d


1337

;)

[88Chaz88]

Haupt should have locked at 999, or 1999 for awesomeness :D

/signed.

[Paralda]

Then grace us with a new list.

I decide when there needs to be a new list.

[Dark Lily]

I decide when there needs to be a new list.

What would you do a list of these days though?

[Fro]

I've never seen Gunther say anything funny ever, he rarely makes an interesting post at all. He only shows up here to have his ego boosted or argue about how awesome he is with anyone who would say otherwise.

[Klayo]

Fuck yeah beeblebrox!

[88Chaz88]

I've never seen Gunther say anything funny ever, he rarely makes an interesting post at all. He only shows up here to have his ego boosted or argue about how awesome he is with anyone who would say otherwise.

Hello pot, meet kettle.

[Dark Lily]

TBH funny is few and far between recently.

[Fro]

TBH funny is few and far between recently.

Tell me about it. The only reason i keep coming back here is because its my home page.

[Gunther TheBlack]

I've never seen Gunther say anything funny ever, he rarely makes an interesting post at all. He only shows up here to have his ego boosted or argue about how awesome he is with anyone who would say otherwise.


That's because you didn't read these forums when i still cared to make proper or funny posts/threads here.


Even tho you never found me funny, i'm pretty sure you remember me pretty good from your early days of spamming ;)

[Fro]

That's because you didn't read these forums when i still cared to make proper or funny posts/threads here.

Probably.

Even tho you never found me funny, i'm pretty sure you remember me pretty good from your early days of spamming ;)

yeh, I was an epic spammer.

[Tithan Natus]

Damit, Tasos took the lead again.

[Aacevedo]

Damit, Tasos took the lead again.

Probably that is GD voting.

[Paralda]

What would you do a list of these days though?

Maybe a top ten fails of forumfall. Or twenty.

[Dark Lily]

Maybe a top ten fails of forumfall. Or twenty.

You'd have plenty of choice :D

[Slaker]

You got 8 fucking votes Beeble! WTF!

[Beeblebrox]

You got 8 fucking votes Beeble! WTF!

Actually I got 16 posts, since I joined as another candidate's v.p. But I can't comment further on that matter without risk of being sent to jail.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Maybe a top ten fails of forumfall. Or twenty.

KingHussein, Fenril, Gloomrender, Lillith, Xinnro and Dulu pop into my mind when reading that ;)

Altho that's not really a list of fail, but more a list of fail combined with hilarity :)

[Dark Lily]

KingHussein, Fenril, Gloomrender, Lillith, Xinnro and Dulu pop into my mind when reading that ;)

Altho that's not really a list of fail, but more a list of fail combined with hilarity :)

I was slightly confused, then realised that isn't me :(

[HauptmannHP]

Actually I got 16 posts, since I joined as another candidate's v.p. But I can't comment further on that matter without risk of being sent to jail.

There is no jail, just a place where people sometimes go on vacation because they get a little tired.

[Dark Lily]

There is no jail, just a place where people sometimes go on vacation because they get a little tired.

Or there's death row ...

[Gunther TheBlack]

There is no jail, just a place where people sometimes go on vacation because they get a little tired.


About freaking time you start making one then.

[heroshade]

Snipes for president!

[Fro]

Snipes for president!

Or not.

[heroshade]

Or not.

Or possibly uhhuh.

[Badem]

Why am I not on the list?

I would romp this election and give everyone all the Bewbz they could handle

[DocGonzo]

Why am I not on the list?

I would romp this election and give everyone all the Bewbz they could handle

it's because of your killing people when you go out to dinner and not paying the bill

everyone knows pandas eat shoots and leaves

i'm just sayin'...

[Dark Lily]

it's because of your killing people when you go out to dinner and not paying the bill

everyone knows pandas eat shoots and leaves

i'm just sayin'...

I'm not sure what's sadder, that you used that phrase or that I know it.

[Scully]

Or possibly uhhuh.

Suspended! Dropping like flies.

[DoveAlexa]

GUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEER RRRRRRR

has won.

YAY.

[Justinian]

It is time for the Forumfall Elections. Vote for the person you feel will bring about the change we need.

The person who gets the most votes will be President and the winner names their own Vice President or if you can not come up with one the one with the second most will be Vice President.

Alfaroverall
Tasos
Gunther TheBlack
Pumpkin
Beeblebrox
Eyrothath
Weeking
Teth
Honorius
DocGonzo
Tallefred

I don't vote, sorry bro

[Tithan Natus]

I don't vote, sorry bro

Thats why you aren't a candidate you cat-eating mouse hugger.