Post your disability(s)!

[Konjikino]

I'll start :D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unilateral_hearing_loss

[holychicken]

The retards and cripples are rapidly taking this place over. Literally.

[Grisu]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder

[Rhys]

Insomnia.

[Konjikino]

The retards and cripples are rapidly taking this place over. Literally.
Post your disability dammnit!

[Forgin]

I am known to be perfect.

[Grisu]

Insomnia.

thats hardly a disorder, more of a gift.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

the retards and cripples are rapidly taking this place over. Literally.

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vanno]

I have the same thing as the OP; I had a massive mastoidectomy 12 years ago.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

I have a disability.. when a woman with reallly large tits walks by me.. I just stare dumbfounded.. drooling all over myself..

Drives my wife nuts LOL.

[RedrumsSam]

I have a very slight case of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholiosis
which allows me to get a medical marijuana prescription in california.:D

[Scully]

I have a tiny penis.

[palo god]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder

I actually used to have this disorder, but it mostly went away. I had it for about three years.

Insomnia.

I still have this one though.

[Grisu]

I actually used to have this disorder, but it mostly went away. I had it for about three years.

ive had it for over 6 years. how did it just go away?

[palo god]

ive had it for over 6 years. how did it just go away?

There is medication for it, I forgot the name of it but you can ask your doctor. Add the medication with actually doing exciting things and your dream like feeling will slowly go away. It took me with the medication about three and a half months for it to go away.

[akrippler]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

Dont make fun.

[jonyak]

There is medication for it, I forgot the name of it but you can ask your doctor. Add the medication with actually doing exciting things and your dream like feeling will slowly go away. It took me with the medication about three and a half months for it to go away.

those just sound like symptoms of manic depression.

PS: I have no disorders... a bit of hearing loss from playing in bands for years, but thats about it.

[palo god]

those just sound like symptoms of manic depression.

PS: I have no disorders... a bit of hearing loss from playing in bands for years, but thats about it.

Nah its different. What I had was this constant feeling that I was in a dream and it felt like I couldn’t feel anything even though I was feeling it. Its hard to explain but it felt like I was controlling myself from outside of my body while seeing through my bodies eyes with a haze. I also couldn’t feel emotions but I knew I was experiencing them. Like if a saw something funny I’d laugh but I couldn’t feel that what was said was funny or if I felt sad I knew I was sad but I couldn't feel it.

I got it when a saw a certain traumatic event in my life. after that event happened I felt extremely tired and went to sleep when I got home and when I woke up I had it.

[jonyak]

Nah its a different. What I had was this constant feeling that I was in a dream and it felt like I couldn’t feel anything even though I was feeling it. Its hard to explain but it felt like I was controlling myself from outside of my body while seeing through my bodies eyes with a haze. I also couldn’t feel emotions but I knew I was experiencing them. Like if a saw something funny I’d laugh but I couldn’t feel that what was said was funny or if I felt sad I knew I was sad but I couldn't feel it.

Thats crazy...

I had a similar experience on mushrooms once. I didn;t think I was going to come back, and that I would just be a passive observer for the rest of my life.

[Grisu]

Nah its a different. What I had was this constant feeling that I was in a dream and it felt like I couldn’t feel anything even though I was feeling it. Its hard to explain but it felt like I was controlling myself from outside of my body while seeing through my bodies eyes with a haze. I also couldn’t feel emotions but I knew I was experiencing them. Like if a saw something funny I’d laugh but I couldn’t feel that what was said was funny or if I felt sad I knew I was sad but I couldn't feel it.

fuck...thats EXACTLY how i feel.

[Viluin]

I think I have elephantiasis of my penis.


I got it when a saw a certain traumatic event in my life. after that event happened I felt extremely tired and went to sleep when I got home and when I woke up I had it.

What traumatic event?

[palo god]

fuck...thats EXACTLY how i feel.

Ya ask your doctor about the medication for it because it wont go away on its own. I'm guessing something bad happened to you right before you got it?

[Eyrothath]

I have carpal tunnel in my left wrist..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpal_Tunnel_syndrome

It does not go away and there is no cure..

[Honest Bill]

I have a serious aversion to people with disabilities.... Don't laugh you cunts, it really has a negative effect on my life

[jonyak]

What traumatic event?

you know... the incident with the 3 japanese tranny hookers.

[Grisu]

Ya ask your doctor about the medication for it because it wont go away on its own. I'm guessing something bad happened to you right before you got it?

idk its been so long since ive had it that i dont even remember what that could have been. what happend to you?

[Honest Bill]

I think I have elephantiasis of my penis.



What traumatic event?

This

Tell us ... Tell us ..... Tell us

[DocGonzo]

i have two, humility and modesty

so disabling....

but i am working on those two flaws so i can go back to being perfect

[Zimmix]

concentration disorder (but not actually) I just only hear half or nothing of what people say to me, in some occasions I need to ask a 2nd, 3rd or even 4th time what they said. Depends on situation though.

[palo god]

What traumatic event?

My cousin died right in front of me in a way that would scare anyone.

[Honest Bill]

concentration disorder (but not actually) I just only hear half or nothing of .,,,

I'm sorry what?

[Viluin]

concentration disorder (but not actually) I just only hear half or nothing of what people say to me, in some occasions I need to ask a 2nd, 3rd or even 4th time what they said. Depends on situation though.

Oh god, if you asked me 4 times what the hell I said I would punch you so hard.

My cousin died right in front of me in a way that would scare anyone.

What happened?

[Honest Bill]

My cousin died right in front of me in a way that would scare anyone.

How?

Tell us.... Tell us.... Tell us

[Grisu]

My cousin died right in front of me in a way that would scare anyone.

thats some heavy stuff. i guess i got it when i was younger my mom went crazy and did some shit.

[palo god]

How?

Tell us.... Tell us.... Tell us

Me, my cousin, my brother, and some of my friends went shooting at night in the dessert. We decided to camp out and then later went on a hike. During the hike we passed a road and a semi was passing with its lights off so we couldn't see it until it got right next to us. My cousin was a little bit ahead of me and it smashed right into him. I was so close that some of his blood actually got on my face.

[Grisu]

Me, my cousin, my brother, and some of my friends went shooting at night in the dessert. We decided to camp out and then later went on a hike. During the hike we passed a road and a semi was passing with its lights off so we couldn't see it until it got right next to us. My cousin was a little bit ahead of me and it smashed right into him. I was so close that some of his blood actually got on my face.

that would definitely cause that...

[Honest Bill]

He was driving through the desert with no lights on?

[palo god]

He was driving through the desert with no lights on?

On the road. The road went through the dessert, truckers are retarded out here, but that trucker got off scot free since the police couldnt find him.

[Viluin]

Didn't you hear the truck coming?

[palo god]

Didn't you hear the truck coming?

Ya when it was close.

[Honest Bill]

Didn't you hear the truck coming?

This, and also how could he keep to the road? surely it's pitch black in the desert?

[Viluin]

Ya when it was close.

That's just weird..

[palo god]

This, and also how could he keep to the road? surely it's pitch black in the desert?

Not pitch black, you could see, but not too far out into the distance.

[Honest Bill]

Still that must have been one quiet semi, Surely in the middle of the desert you could hear it coming a mile off

[Viluin]

Still thay must have been one quiet semi, Surely in the middle of the desert you could hear it coming a mile off

Maybe it was a hybrid.

EDIT: No hard feelings, lol.

[palo god]

Still that must have been one quiet semi, Surely in the middle of the desert you could hear it coming a mile off

I don't know how far it was but we did hear it for a little while before the actual hit.

[Ultimo]

I am slight OCD. Like, I only like to step on cracks in the sidewalk when I'm walking, and if I don't hit a crack, I count the number of steps it takes me to step on the next one. Little things like that.

I also am ADD (or so the doctors say), but who isn't?

Hmmm, I have a nerve disorder that I don't have a name for because I've never cared enough to get it checked out. But every time I put strain on my muscles (even if I can handle the strain no problem), my arms shake as if I were maxing myself out. It has to at least be a sizeable weight though. If I just flex my biceps my arms shake too. No clue what it is.

Hmmm, I am partially color blind.

I think that's about it. No genetic shit, allergies, or anything else.

[Qikdraw]

I have a very slight case of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholiosis
which allows me to get a medical marijuana prescription in california.:D

I have the same thing, only in a major way.

Me Pre operation (http://www.mts.net/~bmcgraw/preop.jpg)
Me Post Operation (http://www.mts.net/~bmcgraw/postop.jpg)

Now the discs below my rods have deteriorated to pretty much nothing. So I have vertebrae grinding on each other all the time, pinching nerves. Its pretty painful and I can't stand or walk very far. I've been out of work for a year and a half because of it. Fucking sucks. I need to work.

[Silverhandorder]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libretarian'
Can't do anything about it...

[Viluin]

I am slight OCD. Like, I only like to step on cracks in the sidewalk when I'm walking, and if I don't hit a crack, I count the number of steps it takes me to step on the next one. Little things like that.

I also am ADD (or so the doctors say), but who isn't?

Hmmm, I have a nerve disorder that I don't have a name for because I've never cared enough to get it checked out. But every time I put strain on my muscles (even if I can handle the strain no problem), my arms shake as if I were maxing myself out. It has to at least be a sizeable weight though. If I just flex my biceps my arms shake too. No clue what it is.

Hmmm, I am partially color blind.

I think that's about it. No genetic shit, allergies, or anything else.

Everyone trembles a bit when they flex their muscles really hard. As for the trembling when you put strain on them.. that only happens to me when I'm really tired, like towards the end of a workout. It generally only affects my legs and triceps.

[Ultimo]

Everyone trembles a bit when they flex their muscles really hard. As for the trembling when you put strain on them.. that only happens to me when I'm really tired, like towards the end of a workout. It generally only affects my legs and triceps.

My trembling is worse than a normal person's, and happens when I am not exerting myself. I have had tons of people comment on it.

[Thunderjohn]

Does myopia count? lol.

[Forgin]

When I'm holding something, no matter the weight, I can't keep my hands from shaking. It happens when I try to keep my hands still, when I don't pay attention my hands it doesn't happen. Because of it I have a very bad handwriting and it's almost impposible for me to carry something like a food tray.

[Zimmix]

Oh god, if you asked me 4 times what the hell I said I would punch you so hard.




Rarely happens though with a random stranger, as I'm really focussed then on what they say.

My trembling is worse than a normal person's, and happens when I am not exerting myself. I have had tons of people comment on it.

Ye, it's genetic, my nephew has it, he went to a specialist to see what it is and it's just genetic, basically all people tremble when they're doing nothing but like you, it's just more visible.

[Grisu]

My trembling is worse than a normal person's, and happens when I am not exerting myself. I have had tons of people comment on it.

i have tremors too this type (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essential_tremor)

[Konjikino]

With a added bonus I can't hear stereo.

[Dingbat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia

Grrrrrr

[Niles]

I'm missing my left foot.

[Gloomrender]

I don't know how far it was but we did hear it for a little while before the actual hit.

Clearly it was all your fault then and his blood is on your hands, and face, forever.

[bdjhall]

Me, my cousin, my brother, and some of my friends went shooting at night in the dessert. We decided to camp out and then later went on a hike. During the hike we passed a road and a semi was passing with its lights off so we couldn't see it until it got right next to us. My cousin was a little bit ahead of me and it smashed right into him. I was so close that some of his blood actually got on my face.

i lol'd

would have been better if he were holding a baby or something of that sort, though

[ejnomad07]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death

It's not everyone's final limit, but it does disable.

[Vessol]

Schizophrenia

[Eyrothath]

When I'm holding something, no matter the weight, I can't keep my hands from shaking. It happens when I try to keep my hands still, when I don't pay attention my hands it doesn't happen. Because of it I have a very bad handwriting and it's almost impposible for me to carry something like a food tray.

Most likely a nerve, do you feel numbness? Numbness in the wrist = Carpal Tunnel.. I have it in my left wrist, it is worse than people think, and you can't do anything about it, it is so hard to do things with your hands living with carpal tunnel..

[Gunther TheBlack]

My cousin died right in front of me in a way that would scare anyone.


Sux to be family.

I saw a big truck(like this (http://bouwbedrijf.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/pol_1.jpg)) slam in the side of a car at full speed, because she stalled after it turned red, that killed the people inside. I also saw a van crash frontally into a motocyclist that got catapulted against the bar accross the street and i've also seen a biker go head first against a tree with the bark of the tree smashed into his face. I used to live at a busy crossroad. My father saw even more crazy roadkills like these, especially 40 years ago when there was no speed limit and traffic lights at the place.

All died off course, but im glad it were strangers and never family cause that would mess me up in the head a lot more.

Somehow i do have the feeling that you guys were drunk tho. Altho, my brother also smashed his car under the side of a truck in the night and he wasn't drunk.


Anyway, back on topic. I don't think i got any blatant disabilities afaik.

[Gunther TheBlack]

I'm missing my left foot.


Are you Clownfoot's alt?

[Targuil]

'Nuff said, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blind)

[Gunther TheBlack]

'Nuff said, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blind)


Are you the "totally color blind" kinda guy... i mean dog.

[Viluin]

Anyway, back on topic. I don't think i got any blatant disabilities afaik.

Don't lie, everyone knows you're a nullo.

[Kiriath]

concentration disorder (but not actually) I just only hear half or nothing of what people say to me, in some occasions I need to ask a 2nd, 3rd or even 4th time what they said. Depends on situation though.

yea I have this too when the GF talks, err I mean Ex, hey wait a min...

[Gunther TheBlack]

Don't lie, everyone knows you're a nullo.


Hahaha, that thread is still haunting me :ninja:

Still hilarious as fuck that the mods believed me when i said i had permission to post it :p

[Niles]

Are you Clownfoot's alt?

No, just his biggest fan.

But the foot I lost in the war.

[shock223]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

a doctor diagnosed me with this when i was 8 and before that, i was "emotionally disturbed" (which is apparently you call a child when he attempts to tear another kid's throat out when other kid tries to bully him)

but so far, the docs seem to agree that i have a very mild case of it (i sometimes wonder if i actually learn to put on the Mask and pretend i like people that they will proclaim me "cured!")

[Gunther TheBlack]

No, just his biggest fan.

But the foot I lost in the war.

Aren't you guys neutral most of the time?

[Qikdraw]

Aren't you guys neutral most of the time?

Maybe it was in the great fondue wars... :confused:

[Niles]

Aren't you guys neutral most of the time?

Yes, but it was just a school war.

School vs school.

Homemade weapons.

I got my left foot damaged so the doctors had to remove it.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Yes, but it was just a school war.

School vs school.

Homemade weapons.

I got my left foot damaged so the doctors had to remove it.


FUCKING PRICELESS!!!

:lmao:

[Yakamoz]

I am known to be perfect lair.
Fixed.

[GFH_Spike]

Moderate myopia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myopia). Other than that, I'm as healthy as a Regalian ox.

[Tithan Natus]

I am more tolerant to heat and cold than most people. Sadly, lightning I have a weakness to.

[Nehemia]

G25, but like you illiterate fucks would understand a word from it.

[Tzacharu]

I feel weak when near kryptonite, but other than that I could probably leap over a building.

[Weeking]

Got http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolalia from forumfalling too much.

[almasty]

While in the Marine Corps I was in a night fire training exercise, and another Private threw a rock off a mountain, he was stationed on top, I was at the bottom. I looked up at the wrong time now I'm blind in my left eye. Government pays me well monthly now though, and God see's it so fit to bless me with a spare. :sly:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16iwaxi&s=3

[heroshade]

While in the Marine Corps I was in a night fire training exercise, and another Private threw a rock off a mountain, he was stationed on top, I was at the bottom. I looked up at the wrong time now I'm blind in my left eye. Government pays me well monthly now though, and God see's it so fit to bless me with a spare. :sly:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16iwaxi&s=3

Was the other guy discharged?

[Caffy]

I have uncontrollable contempt for stupid people. Contact with them often ends in violence.

[almasty]

Was the other guy discharged?

Nah he got demoted from PFC to Private, and was stuck a private for an undetermined amount of time

[Honest Bill]

I have uncontrollable contempt for stupid people. Contact with them often ends in violence.

They beat you up a lot?

[Caffy]

They beat you up a lot?

Yes, sadly I can only kill 6-10 average retards before the millions overwhelm me. :(

[Honest Bill]

Yes, sadly I can only kill 6-10 average retards before the millions overwhelm me. :(

They do tend to congregate.

[Caffy]

The little bastards are everywhere. I often feel like I'm the lone survivor in a retard apocalypse!

They should make a game out of that. Sort of like Left 4 Dead's zombie apocalypse, but with retards.

[Rimayven]

Slight to moderate myopia, but other than that I am not a cripple.

[StrawberryClock]

They beat you up a lot?

I have the exact same problem, but I still lol'd.

It doesn't end in as much violence as I usually hope, it just ends in twisting my worldview to a more pessimistic one.

[BladeSLicer]

Jock Itch. Currently working on it.

[heroshade]

The little bastards are everywhere. I often feel like I'm the lone survivor in a retard apocalypse!

They should make a game out of that. Sort of like Left 4 Dead's zombie apocalypse, but with retards.

The Nazi zombies in World at War look pretty retarded.

[shock223]

The little bastards are everywhere. I often feel like I'm the lone survivor in a retard apocalypse!

They should make a game out of that. Sort of like Left 4 Dead's zombie apocalypse, but with retards.

the retards would win because they have helmets while zombies, sadly, do not.

[Andy__]

I have no disabilities that could be used as abilities, therefore i have disabilities

[Strangia]

A 21 inch penis, it causes me to pass out every time I get an erection.


But really, I have insomnia, a chest deformity, and a those tremors that were mentioned, but other than that, nothing.

[Forgin]

A 21 inch penis, it causes me to pass out every time I get an erection.


But really, I have insomnia, a chest deformity, and a those tremors that were mentioned, but other than that, nothing.

That reminds me. My chest has a huge dent between the ribcages where normally there would be cartilage (I think that's the english word). With me there's just a hole basicly.
Reading up on insomnia, I'm pretty sure I also have that as it often takes me over an hour to fall asleep at night.

[Gunther TheBlack]

Reading up on insomnia, I'm pretty sure I also have that as it often takes me over an hour to fall asleep at night.

Don't drink any sugar or caffeine holding liquids and don't eat 5 hours before you sleep :bang:

[Ozreth]

I have recently developed a severe case of death anxiety. Coming to a complete realization of my mortality is quite depressing and has been keeping me from being anywhere near as productive as I should be.

[Nehemia]

Don't drink any sugar or caffeine holding liquids and don't eat 5 hours before you sleep :bang:

Oh shit, I do all the three.

[Gloomrender]

Reading up on insomnia, I'm pretty sure I also have that as it often takes me over an hour to fall asleep at night.

That's pretty normal.

You don't have true insomnia until you sleep 1 hour a day, and have two different personalities you switch between without knowing it.

[Sharuk]

Whenever people look to into my eyes they die of horror, thats why i wear shades

And im cool enough to wear them in doors :ohno:

[Tithan Natus]

I have recently developed a severe case of death anxiety. Coming to a complete realization of my mortality is quite depressing and has been keeping me from being anywhere near as productive as I should be.

Hey didn't you read about how they found the gene that makes you die and are expirementing with alterations to it?!?!?!?!

[FlashyFoxy]

I do forumfall





:(

[Aacevedo]

Oh shit, I do all the three.

Or you can use some "herbal" help. :D You will sleep like a baby

[Bosemann]

Restless leg syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restless_legs_syndrome)

Had it since I was young but I didn't even know it was classified as something specific until I saw ads for drugs on television. It's just irritating enough keep me from sleeping some nights, but too infrequent to bother with expensive drugs that might or might not work with 'fun' side effects.