View Full Version : Heaven or Las Vegas?
Honorius
06-27-2009, 03:28 AM
Well?
Scully
06-27-2009, 03:30 AM
,...........
verlox2
06-27-2009, 03:32 AM
Heaven, because you can make it a more awesome Vegas if you wish.
Gloomrender
06-27-2009, 03:40 AM
Well Heaven, obviously eternal bliss would be better than Las Vegas. Of course this only applies in a fictional hypothetical context.
verlox2
06-27-2009, 03:40 AM
Well Heaven, obviously eternal bliss would be better than Las Vegas. Of course this only applies in a fictional hypothetical context.
Here we go.
Scully
06-27-2009, 03:41 AM
Here we go.
No. It just had to be specified.
Beeblebrox
06-27-2009, 03:51 AM
I doubt Heaven has casinos and hookers. Ask your local priest.
Gloomrender
06-27-2009, 03:52 AM
I doubt Heaven has casinos and hookers. Ask your local priest.
Are you kidding? Angels are total sluts. They'll give you a wing job for 5 heaven bucks.
Apex Vertigo
06-27-2009, 03:54 AM
Vegas, because sex is a sin Heaven is fictional.
Honorius
06-27-2009, 03:58 AM
Vegas, because sex is a sin Heaven is fictional.
No, adultery is a sin, and that is defined as sex outside of marriage, so if neither is married, it's fine.
Apex Vertigo
06-27-2009, 04:10 AM
No, adultery is a sin, and that is defined as sex outside of marriage, so if neither is married, it's fine.
Depending on which church you ask.
Eyrothath
06-27-2009, 01:03 PM
I would rather go to Limbo, but I will pick Heaven..
PhamTrinli
06-27-2009, 01:05 PM
stupid question. it's like saying: "1 ounce of water, or an infinite supply of water"
Honest Bill
06-27-2009, 01:16 PM
Well?
If i were you, i'd choose Vegas. Everyone knows your kind doesn't get in to heaven
Ziegler
06-27-2009, 01:41 PM
Since I just got back from from a week in vegas....I'd like to check out this city made of gem encrusted buildings and gold streets....not real hip on the whole bowing down and worshipping for all of eternity though.
Laiziras
06-27-2009, 01:55 PM
i picked vegas cause it exists
PhamTrinli
06-27-2009, 01:58 PM
Since I just got back from from a week in vegas....I'd like to check out this city made of gem encrusted buildings and gold streets....not real hip on the whole bowing down and worshipping for all of eternity though.
Here's a description of the city he was talking about just in case you're interested:
"He carried me away in the Spirit to a great and high mountain, and showed me the holy city, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,
having the glory of God. Her light was like a most precious stone, as if it was a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
having a great and high wall; having twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels; and names written on them, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel.
On the east were three gates; and on the north three gates; and on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
The wall of the city had twelve foundations, and on them twelve names of the twelve Apostles of the Lamb.
He who spoke with me had for a measure, a golden reed, to measure the city, its gates, and its walls.
The city lies foursquare, and its length is as great as its breadth. He measured the city with the reed, Twelve thousand twelve stadia. Its length, breadth, and height are equal.
Its wall is one hundred forty-four cubits, by the measure of a man, that is, of an angel.
The construction of its wall was jasper. The city was pure gold, like pure glass.
The foundations of the city's wall were adorned with all kinds of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, chalcedony; the fourth, emerald;
the fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolite; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, topaz; the tenth, chrysoprasus; the eleventh, jacinth; and the twelfth, amethyst.
The twelve gates were twelve pearls. Each one of the gates was made of one pearl. The street of the city was pure gold, like transparent glass.
I saw no temple in it, for the Lord God, the Almighty, and the Lamb, are its temple.
The city has no need for the sun, neither of the moon, to shine, for the very glory of God illuminated it, and its lamp is the Lamb.
The nations will walk in its light. The kings of the earth bring the glory and honor of the nations into it.
Its gates will in no way be shut by day (for there will be no night there),[...]"
-The Bible, Revelations 21:10-21:25
StabbyYooStyle
06-27-2009, 02:14 PM
Vegas baby Vegas!
Najwalaylah
06-27-2009, 02:56 PM
Maybe they're identical.
Rycon
06-27-2009, 05:08 PM
Doesn't heaven get you like gallons of wine from just one bottle?
Imagine being high on life for free and having unlimited amounts of wine.Well ... would you need the wine if your high on life?
Heaven is sooooo confusing. :(
:lmao:
Targuil
06-27-2009, 05:14 PM
Las Vegas because heaven doesn't exist.
Slashduel
06-27-2009, 05:18 PM
i picked vegas cause it exists
"Amen" to that.
Lotharr
06-27-2009, 05:45 PM
Heaven. Assuming the question is hypothetical, of course.
Ziegler
06-27-2009, 05:48 PM
"He carried me away in the Spirit to a great and high mountain, and showed me the holy city, Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,
having the glory of God.
You got to admit....it makes one helluva of vacation travel brochure.
The Dark Zealot
06-27-2009, 05:55 PM
christian or catholic heaven? screw christian heaven, mmkay?
[O]_Fawkes
06-27-2009, 06:13 PM
You live forever in Heaven so I'm saying Heaven.
But still...
Vegas has prostitutes. That are legal.
[O]_Fawkes
06-27-2009, 06:14 PM
Since I just got back from from a week in vegas....I'd like to check out this city made of gem encrusted buildings and gold streets....not real hip on the whole bowing down and worshipping for all of eternity though.
You'd fucking live forever, how cool is that?
The Dark Zealot
06-27-2009, 08:43 PM
_Fawkes;3548876']You'd fucking live forever, how cool is that?
live forever and do fucking nothing but float around all day, unable to do anything but be "one" with god, or go have fun?
PhamTrinli
06-28-2009, 04:18 AM
live forever and do fucking nothing but float around all day, unable to do anything but be "one" with god, or go have fun?
you live forever either way - just that one way is more pleasant than another ;-)
Tithan Natus
06-28-2009, 05:31 AM
I think eternal bliss would get kind of boring after a while. If there is no bad, what do I compare the good too?
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