David Carradine didn't commit suicide.

[Vessol]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98OKT3G0&show_article=1

Oh shit. Put your /tinfoil on.

Carradine in the past few years has been interesting in "investigating and disclosing secret societies." or so Damian Chapa said.

[Rahavin]

Well according to that article, yes he did.

It was just a week ago though

[biggunsar]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D98OKT3G0&show_article=1

Oh shit. Put your /tinfoil on.

Carradine in the past few years has been interesting in "investigating and disclosing secret societies." or so Damian Chapa said.

secret societies do exsist. You telling me that name is made up for nothing.

We all know (if you have common sense) that david didn't kill himself. HOW THE FUCK do you tie up your own hands. Right there, told me, he didn't commit suicide.

He was found with a noose around his neck and his hands tied. Go ahead, try and tie your hands yourself, so tight that you can't rescue yourself from being suffocated.

Thats like the sound of one hand clapping (and no, not the bart method either)

[Silverhandorder]

It was rather obvious from that photo that he at least needed an accomplice. Knowing the kind of shit hole that place is I would go a step further and say some one wanted him dead.

[Vessol]

Well according to that article, yes he did.

It was just a week ago though

How the fuck could he commit suicide? His cock was tied up. His wrists and his neck too.

[Honest Bill]

Where's the source for him having investigated secret societies?

[Vessol]

Where's the source for him having investigated secret societies?

Well Yahoo makes it sound fucking retarded

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/08062009/5/carradine-killed-kung-fu-assassins-0.html

But there you go

"While Thai police initially suggested it was a sex act gone horribly wrong, the actor's family have claimed that he was killed for investigating secret societies in that area.

The lawyer to Carradine's family, Mark Geragos, was asked on Larry King's US chat show if the Kung Fu star was "interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies?"

To which, Geragos replied, "Absolutely. And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that may be the first area they should look.""

[Honest Bill]

Hmmm interesting. Thai kung fu secret societies? .... they sound badass

[Beeblebrox]

Bangkok Dangerous 2: Reeeeally Dangerous.

[Mordhak]

Who?

[biggunsar]

so do we really need another examiner in the US to say "it was not suicide" whatever happened to common sense.

I guess common sense isn't so common after all.

[Paganini]

It wasn't suicide.

It was auto-erotic asphyxiation. Seriously, look it up.

[Vessol]

It wasn't suicide.

It was auto-erotic asphyxiation. Seriously, look it up.

How could he commit auto-erotic asphyxiation with both of his wrists tied down, his wang tied down, all with a rope around his neck?

[biggunsar]

How could he commit auto-erotic asphyxiation with both of his wrists tied down, his wang tied down, all with a rope around his neck?

Ya the stupid, seem to overlook that small point of his wrists being tied.

LIKE I SAID YOU FUCKING RETREADS.(paginini).....try to tie your own wrists tight enough that you can't save yourself.

[Paganini]

Ya the stupid, seem to overlook that small point of his wrists being tied.

LIKE I SAID YOU FUCKING RETREADS.(paginini).....try to tie your own wrists tight enough that you can't save yourself.

Ok first off, I am most definitely not a retread, and my name is spelled Paganini.

And why don't you read this (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525866,00.html) before you start caps lock raging again.

[Empty Pockets]

It's still possible it's not murder, for all we know he invited some Tai hooker over, something went horribly wrong, and she/he freaked and split.

There's still the whole hands tied in the closet thing though...

[t1337Dude]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation. It's been known for weeks now.

[biggunsar]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation. It's been known for weeks now.

yup, he put the rope around his neck, around his genitals and SOMEHOW ties his hands behind his back AND hung himself in the closet.


thats' some impossible weird fucking erotic fantasy.

I mean, who doesn't want to tie their own hands behind their backs with a noose around their neck and balls, while hanging in a closet. That makes me cum like hell!

[Vessol]

Ok first off, I am most definitely not a retread, and my name is spelled Paganini.

And why don't you read this (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525866,00.html) before you start caps lock raging again.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation. It's been known for weeks now.

How the fuck do you jerk with both hands tied behind your back?

Unless there is some mysterious kung fu masturbation technique, there is no way it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.

[Empty Pockets]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation. It's been known for weeks now.

The thing is, I found a copy of his infamous "death photo" and the way he was positioned and tied up, it would be almost impossible for him to have done it all himself. To add to that, auto-erotic asphixiation is almost universally done with a partner.

Right now, the official story is that nobody was in the room with him, but as far as I can tell that conclusion is based completely on the security tapes, and (I assume) a lack of prints in the room.

So on one hand, the entire situation suggests a second party, on the other hand, there's no evidence of it. That means if there was another person in the room, it was someone who knew what they were doing and purposely made sure there was no way to tie them to the case. But if someone had that much forsight and ability to leave no trace, why would they leave things that only create questions, like the rope around the hands (why not remove it)?

I never even bothered to look into this case until now, but now it's got me hooked, there is definitely something more there.

[Mudgutts]

don't know if any of you people saw, but if you dig in the right places, kung-fu had some tats...

pre/post pathological examination. and the rope lol. sexcapades.

what's your pleasure, sir?
never fuck with the lament configuration.

[Ziegler]

There was a another in that room. Now...were they there on his behalf or were they there with nefarious reasons and posed him in the most humiliating way possible to disgrace him?

Dont know.....

[Badem]

It was the Scientologists, those bastards

[Sqarak]

It was the Scientologists, those bastards

The Xenu is a lie!

[biggunsar]

The Xenu is a lie!

that marklar is not a marklar, do you marklar?

[DocGonzo]

heh...remember what i said in the original thread on this when it happened?

who's yer Doc?

[Marrik]

seems more likely to me that he was fucking a hooker while she choked him, and she accidentally killed him.


when she realized he was dead, the hooker (or hookers) freaked out and were like "OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!" "Put him in the closet, and lets get the fuck out of here!!!"

[Viluin]

Will someone please explain to me what it is in our lives that can possibly make someone eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights? Because I certainly have no idea. In the strictest sense, Mr. Carradine often argued that he was a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known spieler and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that I need your help if I'm ever to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions.

You may be wondering why fatuitous, slovenly sad sacks latch onto Mr. Carradine's conjectures. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Mr. Carradine labeled anyone he doesn't like as "audacious". That might well be a better description of him. He can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But Mr. Carradine couldn't fool all of the people all of the time.

I have frequently criticized Mr. Carradine's unspoken plan to terrorize our youngsters. He usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of statism, snobbism, child molestation, and halitosis. Mr. Carradine hoped that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that every time Mr. Carradine told his pals that going through the motions of working is the same as working, their eyes rolled into the backs of their heads as they became mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accepted without question.

Mr. Carradine was an interesting character. On the one hand, he liked to infantilize and corrupt the public. But on the other hand, any rational argument must acknowledge this. His boisterous programs of Gleichschaltung, naturally, did not.

It is probably unwise to say this loudly, but I recently checked out one of Mr. Carradine's recent tracts. Oh, look; he was again saying that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Seriously, though, the tone of Mr. Carradine's undertakings was eerily reminiscent of that of poxy, randy jokers of the late 1940s in the sense that if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us. Mr. Carradine's propaganda machine once said that Mr. Carradine would never suppress controversy and debate. So much for credibility! If he gets his way, I might very well develop a subconscious death wish. Many of the distinctions between insidious sewer rats and Mr. Carradine's secret agents have dissolved. Then again, that notion has been popular for as long as academicism has existed.

I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don't enjoy are Mr. Carradine's mendacious fulminations, which legitimate irresponsibility, laziness, and infidelity. Mr. Carradine's unscrupulous ruses can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. When Mr. Carradine said that the best way to serve one's country is to take rights away from individuals on the basis of prejudice, myth, irrational belief, inaccurate information, and outright falsehood, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believed he said something very profound. If he had opened his eyes, he'd realize that witless, debauched couch potatoes conform their opinions about what is right and what is wrong to their perception of Mr. Carradine's opinions and behavior.

I never bothered Mr. Carradine. Yet Mr. Carradine wanted to overthrow all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drag people down into the sphere of his own base nature. Whatever happened to "live and let live"? Sometimes I think that he was simply a willing pawn of those disorganized weasels who create a new fundamentalism based not on religion but on an orthodoxy of communism. I typically drop that willing-pawn notion, however, whenever I remember that Mr. Carradine had—not once, but several times—been able to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques without anyone stopping him. How long did that go on? As long as his devious ballyhoos were kept on life support. That's why we had to pull the plug on them and do what needs to be done.

I have the strength, ability, desire, and courage to combat the hideous ideology of solipsism that has infected the minds of so many ugly reprobates. Do you? It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Mr. Carradine planned to produce a large number of completely moonstruck extravagancies, most amoral indecencies, and, above all, the most passive-aggressive blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear eventually. Suffice it to say that he would probably never understand why he scared me so much. And Mr. Carradine obviously does scare me: His off-the-cuff comments are scary, his paroxysms are scary, and most of all, difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Mr. Carradine's snappish theories.

Might I suggest that Mr. Carradine should have searched for a hobby? It seems he had entirely too much time on his hands, given how often he tried to inaugurate an era of snarky totalitarianism. I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I got teary-eyed whenever I saw Mr. Carradine beat plowshares into swords. It made me want to disabuse him of the notion that he understands the difference between civilization and savagery, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that Mr. Carradine's rejoinders promote a redistribution of wealth. This was always an appealing proposition for Mr. Carradine's cronies because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Mr. Carradine. In short, unravelling the Gordian Knot that was Mr. David Carradine is not difficult when you realize the multifaceted nature of Mr. Carradine and his lickspittles. What you really need to do to be convinced of that, however, is to study the matter for yourself. I'll be happy to send you enough facts to get you started. Just reply to me. May he rest in peace.

[Honest Bill]

Who's ramblings are those?

[Empty Pockets]

seems more likely to me that he was fucking a hooker while she choked him, and she accidentally killed him.


when she realized he was dead, the hooker (or hookers) freaked out and were like "OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO?!" "Put him in the closet, and lets get the fuck out of here!!!"

I thought that too at first, but if that was what happened the hooker would have been seen entering the room on the security tapes.

Which either means he did it to himself or someone snuck in, either way it makes the whole accident with a hooker thing impossible.

[Aacevedo]

This is the last work of
B E A T R I X :ninja: K I D D O
AKA
B L A C K :ninja: M A M B A

[Honest Bill]

This is the last work of
B E A T R I X :ninja: K I D D O
AKA
B L A C K :ninja: M A M B A

There's always one isn't there?

[Viluin]

Who's ramblings are those?

Uh, mine.

[Megumi]

Looks like this time... the chicken... choked back.

[Razel]

Uh, mine.

if so, you need help and lots of it.

[Megumi]

if so, you need help and lots of it.

You leave Viluin alone. He's a good boy.

[biggunsar]

You leave Viluin alone. He's a good boy.

so all the tranny's say.

[Megumi]

so all the tranny's say.

I'm glad to hear that you're talking to you br...sister again.

[Marrik]

you know what i learned today?


you know how the technical term for cow meat is beef, and deer meat is venison?



well, the technical term for donkey meat is "poopy"

[Razel]

He's a good boy.

thats... nice...

[biggunsar]

I'm glad to hear that you're talking to you br...sister again.


hey, my "sister" says your a great lay. Says the anal is fantastic

[Megumi]

hey, my "sister" says your a great lay. Says the anal is fantastic

I'd go into details but I've never been one to kiss and tell.

[Rahavin]

looks like this time... The chicken... Choked back.

yyyyyyyyeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Viluin]

if so, you need help and lots of it.

Sigh.. let this be a lesson to all of you.

If you are one of the few who has never been presented with evidence that Razel plans to bombard me with insults, then be glad that the task to educate yourself has just become easy. With this post, I compile all of the necessary evidence into one easy-to-read document. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that his sympathizers warrant that his personal attacks won't be used for political retribution. This is precisely the non-equation that Razel is trying to patch together. What he's missing, as usual, is that I recently heard him tell a bunch of people that his merciless junta is a respected civil-rights organization. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. Now, I don't want to overwork the story about how he plans to make a mockery of the term "counterexpostulation", so let's just say that I stand by what I've written before, that his patsies all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way Razel keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them.

Whenever Razel is blamed for conspiring to brainwash the masses into submission, he blames his compeers. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Razel rouse the agitated petite bourgeoisie to chauvinistic fervor and hoodwink them into challenging all I stand for. Given this context, we need to return to the idea that motivated this post: If we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that when one examines the ramifications of letting Razel rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that one could truthfully say that I see myself as a link in the endless chain of generations, with an inescapable responsibility to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that it is up to each of us to invite all the people who have been harmed by Razel to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that he uses highfalutin terms like "phenolsulphonephthalein" and "anticonfederationist" to conceal his plans to remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. In this scheme of his, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to raise several issues about Razel's duplicitous outbursts that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic.

Was Razel just trying to be cute when he said that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la? I sure hope so because with him so forcefully making my blood curdle, things are starting to come to a head. That's why we must reveal the truth about his apologues. Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his campaigns. I would like to give you an example of how ignorant he can be. Razel has admitted that he intends to subject us to the raucous yapping of irritating schmoes. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example but given the amount of misinformation that Razel is circulating, I must indeed point out that his philosophies are eerily similar to those promoted by madmen such as Pol Pot. What's scary, though, is that their extollment of priggism has been ratcheted up a few notches from anything Pol Pot ever conjured up. Now that I've said what I had to say, I should remark that this post may not endear me to some people. Indeed, it may even cost me a friend or two. However, friends do not let friends get trampled by effete, salacious ex-cons like Razel. The truth is the truth and we pay a steep price whenever we ignore it.

[Viluin]

Okay, maybe it's not really my rant, but I love these things. Some people actually read all of it, quote some parts and argue with me.

[Teth]

I fucking love the Kant Generator.

[Honest Bill]

Okay, maybe it's not really my rant, but I love these things. Some people actually read all of it, quote some parts and argue with me.


I like to do that in religion threads. I go to the website 'fundies say the darndest things' and get some arguments from there... Hilarity ensues

[Badem]

I like to do that in religion threads. I go to the website 'fundies say the darndest things' and get some arguments from there... Hilarity ensues

Well done Honest Bill,

Hope you all have fun. Telling them something is wrong one minute but ok on another time is very confusing to say the least.

Who is the author of confusion and all lies...Satan.

Then the public wonder why some teens and adults are liars and you can not trust them, its because they have not been shown trust by their parents ie, Santa and talking to strangers on halloween.
Teaching lies is betraying the children but Satan says its okay if you add "temptation", another sin he offers parents to perform.

So kiddies you can dabble in the occult and get your sweeties and presents but don´t forget the wages of sin is "DEATH". Too high a price for 1 nights fun in my opinion. Now that is scary!

[Dark Lily]

Discussing Santa and Satan in the same paragraph is way confusing.

[Badem]

Discussing Santa and Satan in the same paragraph is way confusing.

The modern-day Santa Claus is an American version of Saint Nicholas, a fourth century Roman Catholic bishop from Asia Minor who was noted for his good deeds and gift giving. This tradition first spread throughout Europe, and then found its way to America by the early Dutch settlers.

Since God's word warns us to BEWARE of tradition (Col. 2:8), we shouldn't be surprised to find the Devil right in the middle of the world's most celebrated holiday. Lucifer's desire has always been to dethrone God and exalt himself (Isa. 14:12-15). He desires worship (Luke 4:7; II Ths. 2:3-4). Perhaps you've never thought of it, but please note how Satan robs the Lord Jesus Christ of His glory by spreading the Santa Claus tradition...



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SANTA IS ETERNAL
A child knows nothing of his beginning. To a child, Santa has just always existed.

JESUS CHRIST IS ETERNAL
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." (Rev. 1:8)



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SANTA LIVES IN THE NORTH
Tradition holds that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a place ABOVE the rest of us.

JESUS CHRIST LIVES IN THE NORTH
"Beautiful for situation, the joy of the whole earth, is mount Zion, on the sides of the north, the city of the great King." (Psa. 48:2)



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SANTA WEARS RED CLOTHING
Santa wears a red furry suit.

JESUS CHRIST WEARS RED CLOTHING
"And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God." (Rev. 19:13)



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SANTA HAS WHITE HAIR
Santa is always pictured as an old man with white hair like wool.

JESUS CHRIST HAS WHITE HAIR
"His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;" (Rev. 1:14)



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SANTA FLIES AROUND GIVING GIFTS
Santa has the ability to defy the laws of gravity and fly around giving gifts to people.

JESUS CHRIST ASCENDED AND GAVE GIFTS UNTO MEN
"But unto every one of us is given grace according to the measure of the gift of Christ. Wherefore he saith, When he ascended up on high, he led captivity captive, and gave gifts unto men." (Eph. 4:7-8)



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SANTA IS COMING SOON
During the Christmas season it is emphasized over and over that "Santa is coming".

JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON
"He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus." (Rev. 22:20)



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SANTA IS OMNISCIENT
Children are taught that Santa "knows when you've been good, and he knows when you've been bad".

JESUS CHRIST IS OMNISCIENT
"The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." (Pro. 15:3) "And Jesus knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore think ye evil in your hearts?" (Mat. 9:4)



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SANTA IS OMNIPRESENT
Santa must be omnipresent, because he has the ability to visit over a billion homes in a twenty-four hour period. That's over 1100 per second!

JESUS CHRIST IS OMNIPRESENT
"For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them." (Mat. 18:20)



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SANTA IS OMNIPOTENT
He has the ability to carry presents for over a billion children.

JESUS CHRIST IS OMNIPOTENT
"And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth." (Mat. 28:18)



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SANTA HAS SPIRIT HELPERS CALLED ELVES
Webster, 1828: "ELF...a spirit, the night-mar; a ghost, hag, witch"

JESUS CHRIST HAS SPIRIT HELPERS CALLED ANGELS
"Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him." (Mat. 4:11)



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SANTA - SANAT - SATAN?

Sanat Kumara is worshipped by some new age groups as God. H.P. Blavatsky, the mother of the new age movement, said on page 350 of her book, The Secret Doctrine, Vol. 2: "The name isn't important. It is the letters". "Santa" has the same letters as "Satan"! According to G.A. Riplinger, "Ole Nick" is listed as the name of a fallen angel in the Dictionary of Fallen Angels. (New Age Bible Versions, Gail Riplinger, pg. 53)

Friend, don't glorify Satan by giving the glory and attributes of Jesus Christ to Santa Claus! Santa is a COUNTERFEIT GOD, and you are honoring Satan when you teach your children to believe in Santa! Christians should teach their children the TRUTH. We should glorify God by teaching our children about Jesus Christ and His saving grace!

[Sorontar]

Twas the ghost of Bruce Lee that did it I tellz ya ;)

[Honest Bill]

I saw mommy kissing Satan