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Konjikino
06-08-2009, 04:56 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html

Your gay, I'm not.
DeadlyHit
06-08-2009, 07:12 PM
Interesting...
Viluin
06-08-2009, 07:23 PM
My middle finger is 4x as long as my index finger.
Vessol
06-08-2009, 08:15 PM
My middle finger is 4x as long as my index finger.

Perfect for sticking it up your gay partner's butt.
Zimmix
06-08-2009, 08:15 PM
it's seems that I'm gay. Let's celebrate
Vessol
06-08-2009, 08:21 PM
it's seems that I'm gay. Let's celebrate

by having gay sex
ZeaL-
06-08-2009, 08:38 PM
Ruh roh
[O]_Fawkes
06-08-2009, 09:15 PM
Stupid.

Now I know why everybody thinks Forumfall is such a joke.

Shit, this is worse than the WoW "G1RL H/-\LP" threads.
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 09:32 PM
On my left hand, both fingers are equally long and on my right hand, my ring finger is longer.

Does this mean I'm bisexual?
Viluin
06-08-2009, 09:37 PM
On my left hand, both fingers are equally long and on my right hand, my ring finger is longer.

Does this mean I'm bisexual?

What the fuck kind of mutant hands do you have?
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 09:38 PM
What the fuck kind of mutant hands do you have? Your ring finger is longer??? Fucking Belgians, nuke them tbh.

Uh yeah, are you saying you're gay?
Viluin
06-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Uh yeah, are you saying you're gay?

Way to fill in that quote there with false info, asshole!
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Way to fill in that quote there with false info, asshole!

Hahaha, Viluin is gay! No ninja edit will save you!
sindas
06-08-2009, 09:41 PM
it's seems that I'm gay. Let's celebrate

me too :eek:


i never would have expected this...lets go shopping!
Viluin
06-08-2009, 09:42 PM
Hahaha, Viluin is gay! No ninja edit will save you!

Yeah right, I never edited my post. I don't see an edit timer! This is low even for you, Mordkak!
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 09:45 PM
Yeah right, I never edited my post. I don't see an edit timer! This is low even for you, Mordkak!

Mordkak, how clever. And you speak of low blows.

Besides everyone knows about ninja edits. You can't hide it. Go back to your barber shop.
Aacevedo
06-08-2009, 09:56 PM
Mordkak, how clever. And you speak of low blows.

Besides everyone knows about ninja edits. You can't hide it. Go back to your barber shop.

A fucking :ninja: ninja edited your post how cool is that
Viluin
06-08-2009, 09:58 PM
Mordkak, how clever. And you speak of low blows.

Besides everyone knows about ninja edits. You can't hide it. Go back to your barber shop.

I took a picture of my hand just to prove you wrong, now stfu.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/568/myhandjpg.jpg
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 10:05 PM
I took a picture of my hand just to prove you wrong, now stfu.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/568/myhandjpg.jpg

Guess we've got proof you're a little freaky then.
Aacevedo
06-08-2009, 10:07 PM
Guess we've got proof you're a little freaky then.

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AHEAD

having a extra finger improves your performance in fingering?
Apex Vertigo
06-08-2009, 10:08 PM
My index finger is considerably longer, guess I'm gay.
Honorius
06-08-2009, 11:09 PM
Mine are the same length....

So I guess I'm bi.
The Cougar
06-08-2009, 11:10 PM
On my left hand, both fingers are equally long and on my right hand, my ring finger is longer.

Does this mean I'm bisexual?
I have the opposite. On my left hand, my ring finger is much longer, while on the right hand, they are of equal length.
Beeblebrox
06-08-2009, 11:17 PM
What does it mean if my fingernails are pink, with little flowers on it?
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:23 PM
What does it mean if my fingernail are pink, with little flowers on it?

That you didn't notice me creeping into your room last night. :sly:
Beeblebrox
06-08-2009, 11:33 PM
There's also a butterfly tattoo on my left cheek...
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:34 PM
There's also a butterfly tattoo on my left cheek...

That was me.
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:35 PM
There's also a butterfly tattoo on my left cheek...

Yeah I had to sedate you for that one, that's why you had that hangover the other day.
Honorius
06-08-2009, 11:35 PM
There's also a butterfly tattoo on my left cheek...

Oh come on, we had such a good time when we got our tatts together. :(
Beeblebrox
06-08-2009, 11:40 PM
That was me.

Yeah I had to sedate you for that one, that's why you had that hangover the other day.

Oh come on, we had such a good time when we got our tatts together. :(

:ninja:

*locks door

*turns off the lights

*presses back to the wall

*shivers
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:45 PM
:ninja:

*locks door

*turns off the lights

*presses back to the wall

*shivers

Back against the wall? Suits me.
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:46 PM
Back against the wall? Suits me.

You don't sound like a woman.
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 11:47 PM
You don't sound like a woman.

Depends how loosely you are willing to define 'woman'.
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:48 PM
Depends how loosely you are willing to define 'woman'.

A female who is caple to produce offspring.
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:49 PM
You don't sound like a woman.

We had a discusion on vent the other day and came to the conclusion I'm a gay man in a woman's body. :confused:
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:50 PM
We had a discusion on vent the other day and came to the conclusion I'm a gay man in a woman's body. :confused:

Interresting, wanna produce some offspring?
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:52 PM
Interresting, wanna produce some offspring?

Not right now thank you.
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:55 PM
Not right now thank you.

Then you must burn at the stake!
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:56 PM
Then you must burn at the stake!

Well fuck, that hardly seems fair!
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 11:56 PM
Well fuck, that hardly seems fair!

Burn the witch!
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:56 PM
Well fuck, that hardly seems fair!

Welcome to the North, muwahahaha!!!!
B. Greymoor
06-08-2009, 11:58 PM
My index and wedding ring fingers are EXACTLY the same length and I'm gay, works for me.
Mordhak
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
My index and wedding ring fingers are EXACTLY the same length and I'm gay, works for me.

You didn't have to say you were gay. The fact that you said "wedding ring finger" indicated as much.
Dark Lily
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Welcome to the North, muwahahaha!!!!

But if you burn me, we can't produce offspring in the future.
Niles
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
My index and wedding ring fingers are EXACTLY the same length and I'm gay, works for me.

Alright, Mr B. Gaymore.
Niles
06-09-2009, 12:00 AM
But if you burn me, we can't produce offspring in the future.

There are plenty of more english females to kidnap.
Dark Lily
06-09-2009, 12:02 AM
There are plenty of more english females to kidnap.

*looks around* not here that I see.
Niles
06-09-2009, 12:03 AM
*looks around* not here that I see.

Young lads also work, we got magic that can turn them into real females.
Mordhak
06-09-2009, 12:03 AM
There are plenty of more english females to kidnap.

Why would you want english females anyway.

Seriously.
Niles
06-09-2009, 12:06 AM
Why would you want english females anyway.

Seriously.

We don't like treating our Norse females as shit.
Dark Lily
06-09-2009, 12:07 AM
We don't like treating our Norse females as shit.

You want to treat me as shit? I'm going off this proposal :(
Mordhak
06-09-2009, 12:11 AM
What you really meant:

You want to treat me as shit? I'm getting off on this proposal :)
Dark Lily
06-09-2009, 12:15 AM
What you really meant:

Damn, you got me there :o
Niles
06-09-2009, 12:16 AM
You want to treat me as shit? I'm going off this proposal :(

You are a mere vessel for my offspring, you will be rewarded with loot from our raids.
Beeblebrox
06-09-2009, 12:19 AM
You are a mere vessel for my offspring, you will be rewarded with loot from our raids.

Vessel.

Loot.

Raid.

Sperm.