Crappy day

[Dark Lily]

OK so it's been a really busy crappy day and I've had nothing but people throwing hissy fits at me down the phone and in person all day.

What can I do this evening to unwind before coming back to more of the same tomorrow?

[Viluin]

Masturbate.

[Honest Bill]

Smoke Crack

[Aacevedo]

Masturbate.

While

Smoke Crack

[Badem]

Mastubate

while smoking crack

and eating icecream

[Dark Lily]

I can't say I have a ready supply of crack, so Viluin's idea is winning so far.

[Tamural]

masturbate

while smoking crack,

eating ice cream

and venting on forumfall

[Honest Bill]

I can't say I have a ready supply of crack, so Viluin's idea is winning so far.

How can you masturbate with no crack?

[Justinian]

boo fuckity hoo

[Dark Lily]

boo fuckity hoo

Yeah, that's original. :rolleyes:

[Sink]

Spree killing.

[Justinian]

Yeah, that's original. :rolleyes:

my bad. next time I'll make a thread about how I'm a whiny bitch who can't get over the fact that nobody left me any coffee in the office.

[88Chaz88]

my bad. next time I'll make a thread about how I'm a whiny bitch who can't get over the fact that nobody left me any coffee in the office.

You practically already did.

[Sink]

my bad. next time I'll make a thread about how I'm a whiny bitch who can't get over the fact that nobody left me any coffee in the office.

Boo fuckity hoo.

[Badem]

How can you masturbate with no crack?

I dont have a crack and I masturbate

I am a master debater

[The Dark Zealot]

Next time your being yelled at:
1. put on a big smile,
2. bite the corner of your lip
3. look them directly in the eye and twitch.
4. breath heavily
5. oh yeah, dont forget to shudder while looking at the ground for about 5 seconds before doing this

guaranteed they will shut up/report/fire you


whenever im feeling mad, I just listen to music.

[Dark Lily]

my bad. next time I'll make a thread about how I'm a whiny bitch who can't get over the fact that nobody left me any coffee in the office.

Nah I think thread about how you're a whiny bitch who gets pissed off with the way someone says hello to you is enough.

[ZeaL-]

this isn't your livejournal you fucking whale.

[HauptmannHP]

What can I do this evening to unwind before coming back to more of the same tomorrow?

Catch a cold.

[Sink]

In after the lock?

[HauptmannHP]

Yes. I gave you magic powers for 10 seconds. Those have passed now.

[Dark Lily]

Catch a cold.

Damn. I like your thinking! :eek:

[JUAN_LOVE]

shoot smack.

[Sink]

Yes. I gave you magic powers for 10 seconds. Those have passed now.

Why you no lock? :(

[Badem]

cos I took his powers from him, or his hooker is distracting him

[The Dark Zealot]

No, its because he didnt know it was lily's thread until after he locked it.

So he figured, "Shite, ill never get that threesome with hammin'em and lily if I do stuff like this!"

And unlocked it.

[Sink]

No, its because he didnt know it was lily's thread until after he locked it.

So he figured, "Shite, ill never get that threesome with hammin'em and lily if I do stuff like this!"

An all guy 3-some? Ew.

[HauptmannHP]

Why you no lock? :(

You could say it's a pointless thread, but that description fits around 50% of the threads in off-topic.

[The Dark Zealot]

An all guy 3-some? Ew.

I dont think haupt cares if lily is a chick or not.

[HauptmannHP]

My heart only beats for Hammin'Em.

[Badem]

You could say it's a pointless thread, but that description fits around 50% of the threads in off-topic.

ooh thats harsh, none of my threads are pointless

the night shift threads are pointless tho

[GFH_Spike]

Masturbation should provide temporary relief, but you can prolong the enjoyment and relaxation by spreading your legs in a hot bath. I suggest scented bath salts, dimmed lights, and some atmospheric background music.

As an alternative, you could read a steamy romance novel while leaning back in bed, which leaves open the first option.

In either case, the flood of hormones resulting from orgasm has a significant calming effect. If you're not in the mood, eat chocolate and engage in an activity that causes you to forget about the day. Example: http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog

Laugh at the misfortune and stupidity of others.

[Badem]

so laugh at you basically?

[Mordhak]

I usually listen to music like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR90ckbaNng) to wind out from a shitty day.

That combined with a shot of rum and a cigarette heals everything.

[Badem]

i shoot cats and throw bottles of pee at kids

[Dark Lily]

Masturbation should provide temporary relief, but you can prolong the enjoyment and relaxation by spreading your legs in a hot bath. I suggest scented bath salts, dimmed lights, and some atmospheric background music.

As an alternative, you could read a steamy romance novel while leaning back in bed, which leaves open the first option.

In either case, the flood of hormones resulting from orgasm has a significant calming effect. If you're not in the mood, eat chocolate and engage in an activity that causes you to forget about the day. Example: http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog

Laugh at the misfortune and stupidity of others.

Well that's certainly more eloquently put than 'masturbate'. :rolleyes:

[Badem]

tease one out?

[Dark Lily]

tease one out?

That sounds more like having a shit.

[Badem]

thats what i was suggesting

[Beeblebrox]

Lily is so lucky, she can touch bewbs whenever she wants.

[Badem]

you got moobs you can touch whenever you want, what you complaining about?

[88Chaz88]

I touch my moobs when I get lonely.

[Badem]

I touch your sisters boobs when i get lonely

[88Chaz88]

I touch your sisters boobs when i get lonely

Yeh, good luck with that, last guy to try ended up with a fractured jaw.

[Beeblebrox]

I touch your sisters boobs when i get lonely

I touch yours.

[Badem]

Yeh, good luck with that, last guy to try ended up with a fractured jaw.

rohyphnol and Chloroform defeat any woman :)

I touch yours.

my what? my boobs? sadly I am a man so you are touching my pectorals not boobs,

buts its ok, most people cant help but touch them, they are freaking great to touch

[88Chaz88]

rohyphnol and Chloroform defeat any woman :)

Then you'll have to defeat every bouncer in Bristol, Weston, and most in Birmingham and Cardiff. Again, good luck wih that.

[jonyak]

Yeh, good luck with that, last guy to try ended up with a fractured jaw.

uh-oh, e-tough guy alert.

let your sister fend for herself.

she certainly did last night.;)

[88Chaz88]

uh-oh, e-tough guy alert.

let your sister fend for herself.

she certainly did last night.;)

I was talking about my sister, fuck I wouldn't do anything other than write a strongly worded letter, my sister though is completely the polar opposite.

[Badem]

why would I have to beat every bouncer round there? is she hiding in some kind of secret bouncer lair where every bouncer in that part of the country goes to after finishing work,

thats ok, I dont need them, your sister was fun enough the other night before jonyak got her

[Badem]

I was talking about my sister, fuck I wouldn't do anything other than write a strongly worded letter, my sister though is completely the polar opposite.

you sister is hot tho, she needs the practise

[88Chaz88]

why would I have to beat every bouncer round there? is she hiding in some kind of secret bouncer lair where every bouncer in that part of the country goes to after finishing work,

thats ok, I dont need them, your sister was fun enough the other night before jonyak got her

Lol, sure. How did you get to her anyway? Being a 32 year old man who can't drive.

[Badem]

I tricked her on the internet and she came to me 200 quid to make a amateur porn movies was quite a good incentive

[Dark Lily]

I tricked her on the internet and she came to me 200 quid to make a amateur porn movies was quite a good incentive

Fuck that! You never offered me any money! :mad:

[88Chaz88]

I tricked her on the internet and she came to me 200 quid to make a amateur porn movies was quite a good incentive

I don't believe you, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, at least I burned Jonyak.

[jonyak]

I don't believe you, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, at least I burned Jonyak.

you burned me?



maybe I like it rough...

[Badem]

Fuck that! You never offered me any money! :mad:

I offered you the plushest bastard hotel in Liverpool, breakfast and lots of sex.......
I don't believe you, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, at least I burned Jonyak.

are you inferring your sister is a slut? wow man thats fucking harsh

BTW i need a picture of your sister for the cover of my DvD, can you send me one please?

[Lictor]

It's harder than masturbation, but works better. I've put it in rhyme for you:

Lily, find yourself some willy.

[Badem]

well she has gone through her counties monthly supply of Rampant Rabbits in a week so she needs something that dont break so easily

[Dark Lily]

I offered you the plushest bastard hotel in Liverpool, breakfast and lots of sex.......


and then canceled :rolleyes:

[Lictor]

BTW i need a picture of your sister for the cover of my DvD, can you send me one please?

You amateur! Don't you know, that pron video casettes/DVD never have cover pictures relating to their real content? :rolleyes:

[Badem]

and then canceled :rolleyes:

man and cock like mine are in demand :)

[Badem]

You amateur! Don't you know, that pron video casettes/DVD never have cover pictures relating to their real content? :rolleyes:

I plan on using her face superimposed onto Lilys body