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Sink
06-05-2009, 11:42
ever

Dark Lily
06-05-2009, 11:44
ever

Lier.

Sqarak
06-05-2009, 11:44
Lier.

qft

Sink
06-05-2009, 11:45
Lier.

True. I'll probably be wasted again tonight. Damn it all.

Badem
06-05-2009, 11:47
more like it, I miss getting drunk every night, i wont miss my beer belly when its gone tho

Sink
06-05-2009, 11:49
more like it, I miss getting drunk every night, i wont miss my beer belly when its gone tho

I don't even like drinking, I just can't do anything else now. Grr.

Can't wait to get back to the States.

StainlessSteelRat
06-05-2009, 14:41
Just switch to bleach and we'll all be happy.

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 14:44
Just switch to bleach and we'll all be happy.

How about in lieu of acting a tool,
You come up with something somewhat original?

Aacevedo
06-05-2009, 14:51
ever

everyone says that

Voltain
06-05-2009, 15:02
Getting older sucks too, I get day long hangovers now. I can't do two heavy nights drinking on the trot anymore without shitting my liver at some point.

Edit: Having said that, I'm going to Amsterdam next week end, so I'll be doing exactly this.

Sqarak
06-05-2009, 15:25
Edit: Having said that, I'm going to Amsterdam next week end, so I'll be doing exactly this.


Dutch beer, I lol'ed, to really get some bowel movement going I recommend Orangjeboom and lots and lots of it.

Voltain
06-05-2009, 15:31
Dutch beer, I lol'ed, to really get some bowel movement going I recommend Orangjeboom and lots and lots of it.

I'll get shitfaced no doubt, can get Orangjeboom here (brewed my Shepherd Neame though I think).

Hopefully, this time I won't have 10 Nigerian dudes try and mug me!

I want full on rape.

Ultimo
06-05-2009, 15:31
Hard liquor is a bitch, ain't it?

Helgeran
06-05-2009, 15:33
You're gonna try again and just because you don't puke your guts out that time you think you've learned how to drink properly.

I always have a fucking delayed puking, I can go a whole night without feeling ill but 18 hours later I'm spraypainting the long walk home.

StainlessSteelRat
06-05-2009, 15:33
How about in lieu of acting a tool,
You come up with something somewhat original?

Or better yet, you join him.

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 15:40
Or better yet, you join him.

Looks like good comebacks are rather beyond you.
Perhaps you should stick with ''I'm rubber, you're glue''.

StainlessSteelRat
06-05-2009, 15:53
Looks like good comebacks are rather beyond you.
Perhaps you should stick with ''I'm rubber, you're glue''.

Or perhaps I'm not trying to be witty but sincere.

Sqarak
06-05-2009, 15:58
Or perhaps I'm not trying to be witty but sincere.

sincerity is a rare trait around here. You better not be lying to me boy, because you have suddenly become a spark of hope for the whole community.

Tribaja
06-05-2009, 16:00
How about we compromise, everyone, shut the fuck up.

Butcher
06-05-2009, 16:11
Lier.

LiAr
Dont they have schools where you live

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 16:20
Or perhaps I'm not trying to be witty but sincere.

A good comeback doesn't have to be witty,
Nor need to rhyme like my little ditty,
But to be clever and somewhat insulting,
Which is something you fail at with all your trolling.

Badem
06-05-2009, 16:24
A good comeback doesn't have to be witty,
Nor need to rhyme like my little ditty,
But to be clever and somewhat insulting,
Which is something you fail at with all your trolling.

Here I stand brokenhearted,
wanted a shit but I only farted.

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 16:28
Here I stand brokenhearted,
wanted a shit but I only farted.

Maybe you should get that checked out,
It's no fun when something's blocking the route.

Badem
06-05-2009, 16:33
This is the kind of face that sheep
Must count at night, when they can't sleep

I muse not that your Dog turds oft doth eat;
To a tongue that licks your lips, a turd's sweet meat.

Butcher
Has only got one ball.
Chazz
Has two, but very small.

Tribaja
Has something similar,
But HauptmannHP
Has no balls
At all!

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 16:39
Why,
Sir,
I must object.
As most of my rhymes have stayed on subject.
Spouting a verse with no thought nor reason,
Could be thought of as forumfall treason.

Badem
06-05-2009, 16:40
Why,
Sir,
I must object.
As most of my rhymes have stayed on subject.
Spouting a verse with no thought nor reason,
Could be thought of as forumfall treason.

Now that may seem hale,
But the aim of this is to De-rail,
Make you stop and think,
Before you curse that bloody chink,
in my armour so deftly hidden,
be on your way to the midden

jonyak
06-05-2009, 16:47
quitter.

88Chaz88
06-05-2009, 16:49
Now that may seem hale,
But the aim of this is to De-rail,
Make you stop and think,
Before you curse that bloody chink,
in my armour so deftly hidden,
be on your way to the midden

But sir, the art of a successful de-rail,
Is to subtly suggest and then prevail.
To take the thread into territory unknown,
And hope someone else follows your tone.

So clearly this de-rail is mine.
I bid you adieu,
And have a good time.

dinkfall
06-05-2009, 16:52
Alcoholists.

Badem
06-05-2009, 17:04
But sir, the art of a successful de-rail,
Is to subtly suggest and then prevail.
To take the thread into territory unknown,
And hope someone else follows your tone.

So clearly this de-rail is mine.
I bid you adieu,
And have a good time.

you win

Tribaja
06-05-2009, 17:12
But sir, the art of a successful de-rail,
Is to subtly suggest and then prevail.
To take the thread into territory unknown,
And hope someone else follows your tone.

So clearly this de-rail is mine.
I bid you adieu,
And have a good time.


A masterfully executed derail this was.

Sqarak
06-05-2009, 18:59
This thread is work of art
created with the flick of a click
It is without point nor reason
...
Simple yet clever
A sticky worth of it own.
...
Grant these contributors their price
their one moment of glory.
...
It is not much that I ask of you.
Only a simple gesture
...
This fine chain of posts
has brought people together from the four corners of the earth
...
I know that the great and mighty shun this place
But their time has passed and now the moment is for the young to claim
Within each of us we carry a seed of random inspiration
Let our seed give fruit to greatness and glory and let it carry itself forth into the great unknown.

We are what is needed here and we will claim our throne amongst the gods.

Galvez
06-05-2009, 21:30
Hangovers are pretty much dehydration.

If you can remember to chug down a quart or more of water before you pass out, you wont have a headache in the morning. I been doing this for 30 years. Trust me.

-Jotun
06-06-2009, 05:59
^ It's the truth.

Taking a B-Vitamin super complex BEFORE and AFTER drinking will mostly eradicate super hangovers as well, unless you drink like a fuckin tank.

Works wonders.

Baralis
06-06-2009, 06:18
Getting older sucks too, I get day long hangovers now. I can't do two heavy nights drinking on the trot anymore without shitting my liver at some point.


Haha Im in the same boat. At 28 I started having those day long hangovers when I drank hard. At 34 its worse, now it might take 2 days to feel normal again. :(

Dredgon
06-06-2009, 12:15
(wakes up) Where the..hell am I???(Passes out again)

This sums up every danish teens night.

Tribaja
06-06-2009, 12:27
(wakes up) Where the..hell am I???(Passes out again)

This sums up every danish teens night.

Better than Finnish ones.

You wake up, look around you and see strangers drinking, then pass out again only to wake up again in a police car.


Yeeeeeeeep...