Everything I Know About Alfar I Learned In Taverns

[Najwalaylah]

What do you call three hundred Alfar at the bottom of the ocean?

"A good start". "Exploiters" is also acceptable.

How do Alfar mothers punish their children?

They allow them to be born.

Did you hear about the baby Alfar who died, went to heaven, and got his wings?

He said, "Auros, look! I'm an angel!"

And Auros said, "No, you're a bat. Now, fuck off."

What happens if an Alfar takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

Why are Alfar graves 15 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're really good people.

What do you have when an Alfar is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

How many Alfar does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer to stay in the dark.

How can you tell an Alfar is lying?

His lips are moving.

Do you know how to save a drowning Alfar?
No?
Good.

[Honorius]

My child you would have done well in the Church.

[[O]_Fawkes]

Badass.

I approve. 5/5

[r0kka]

Heh. Some of them made me smile (: thanks

[Futilelol]

I'd like to make an amendment to the last joke, it should be;

Do you know how to save a drowning Alfar?

Take your foot off his fucking head!

[Slaker]

I am an Alfar, fuck you bitch.

[Catie Crusader]

I am an Alfar, fuck you bitch.

I'm an Alfar too but I found these to be entertaining xD.

[RedrumsSam]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Sayton]

Excellent! :D

[Slaker]

I'm an Alfar too but I found these to be entertaining xD.

I think I know you from in-game!

[Catie Crusader]

I think I know you from in-game!

omg u do xD !!! stalker!

[w0rm]

Haha, I really laughed to most of those :)

[Apex Vertigo]

Nearly everyone of those jokes are just racist jokes with alfar in place of the racial slur. Also, people post in this forum?

[Najwalaylah]

Nearly everyone of those jokes are just racist jokes with alfar in place of the racial slur. Also, people post in this forum?A) I thought 'Alfar' was a racial slur.
B) Yes, you do.

[Aradius Maximus]

What do you call three hundred Alfar at the bottom of the ocean?

"A good start". "Exploiters" is also acceptable.

How do Alfar mothers punish their children?

They allow them to be born.

Did you hear about the baby Alfar who died, went to heaven, and got his wings?

He said, "Auros, look! I'm an angel!"

And Auros said, "No, you're a bat. Now, fuck off."

What happens if an Alfar takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

Why are Alfar graves 15 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're really good people.

What do you have when an Alfar is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

How many Alfar does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They prefer to stay in the dark.

How can you tell an Alfar is lying?

His lips are moving.

Do you know how to save a drowning Alfar?
No?
Good.

thats just fucking stupid and waste of thread, my good sir

[Najwalaylah]

thats just fucking stupid and waste of thread, my good sirSorry, Madame, for you-- that you wasted your time reading it and replying to it without laughing like the rest of us.

[KyBr2K]

I laughed, but not as much as I did at "Satan - Friar of the Holy Church"

[Drago Palmas]

Nearly everyone of those jokes are just racist jokes with alfar in place of the racial slur.

Thats what I felt. Thx for bringing it into words.

[Valic]

Thats what I felt. Thx for bringing it into words.

By saying those jokes against Alfars, that technically makes his jokes Racist. Just an FYI, Racist does not only mean Black people.

[Nivek1098]

I lol'd, nicely done

[Najwalaylah]

Thats what I felt. Thx for bringing it into words.I realise there are a lot of folks here who will be satisfied comedically with nothing less than jokes that poke at Real Life races and the people in them, but that's not my problem. Neither were my Alfar jokes offered as a solution for that problem, though if I incidentally poked some fun at Real-Life Racists that's good.

This is the last, I promise:

A little blue Alfar was helping his grandma at the oven. He spilled some flour on his face, turning it the colour of whole wheat. "Look grandma!", he said, " I'm a Human boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mama what he'd said. He went into the Mage Tower and said, "Look mama! I'm a Human boy now!" His mother stabbed him a few times and told him to go tell his father what he'd told her. He walked outside to the Wall of Pain and said, "Look papa! I'm a Human boy now!" His father killed him, resurrected him at the last second, and then asked him what he'd learned. He said, "Well, I've only been Human for five minutes and I already hate you fucking Alfar!"