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Drift0ner
05-30-2009, 03:42 AM
1. When I was 6 and I saw my dad with a real bad flu. I realized he was a man like anyone else.

2. When I grasped the concept of death when my dog died.

3. When I realized 10 dollars that my aunt gave me on Christmas can't buy me a house.

kylan
05-30-2009, 03:47 AM
1. Collecting underpants

2. ????

3. Profit

BlackVolgan
05-30-2009, 03:53 AM
1. coming to a realization that my parents were just normal fault-making people
2. Shaking the the years upon years of my christian force fed childhood to come to a realization that it's all just complete rubbish.
3. leaving highschool

FraBaktos
05-30-2009, 04:00 AM
1. When I was 6 and I saw my dad with a real bad flu. I realized he was a man like anyone else.

2. When I grasped the concept of death when my dog died.

3. When I realized 10 dollars that my aunt gave me on Christmas can't buy me a house.

1. Your Mom.
2. Your Mom.
3. Your Mom.

Aacevedo
05-30-2009, 04:01 AM
1. Your mom.
2. Your sister.
3. Your dog.

oh no you didn't

biggunsar
05-30-2009, 04:19 AM
is there a time limit to when these 3 moments are supposed to happen?

verlox2
05-30-2009, 04:28 AM
2. Shaking the the years upon years of my christian force fed childhood to come to a realization that it's all just complete rubbish.


You're a big badass now, aren't you?

kordoyn
05-30-2009, 04:33 AM
-Obama's election was a life changing experience. I will forever cherish this great moment in human history and think it is more significant than sending man to the moon, or that time Sharon Stone flashed me on film.

- When I was filled with hope.

- When change happened.

kab112
05-30-2009, 04:40 AM
1. When I was 6 and I saw my dad with a real bad flu. I realized he was a man like anyone else.

2. When I grasped the concept of death when my dog died.

3. When I realized 10 dollars that my aunt gave me on Christmas can't buy me a house.

sorry, not there yet ;(

Apex Vertigo
05-30-2009, 04:41 AM
-Obama's election was a life changing experience. I will forever cherish this great moment in human history and think it is more significant than sending man to the moon, or that time Sharon Stone flashed me on film.

- When I was filled with hope.

- When change happened.

Lol, awesome.

1. When my family became really poor and we had to start feeling what it was like not to have everything given to us.

2. Getting my first job, not that the job was very hard but made me feel like I was doing something on my own and being responsible.

3. Breaking up with my first real gf, didn't handle it very well but definitely was a life progression experience.

Drift0ner
05-30-2009, 05:04 AM
is there a time limit to when these 3 moments are supposed to happen?

Not really.

verlox2
05-30-2009, 05:12 AM
You become a man when you listen to this then watch the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

TESTOSERONE!!!

Villageninja
05-30-2009, 05:22 AM
1. coming to a realization that my parents were just normal fault-making people
2. Shaking the the years upon years of my christian force fed childhood to come to a realization that it's all just complete rubbish.
3. leaving highschool

That pretty much sums mine up too. Also, the thread title alone in this forum is testament to the incessant flames to come.

RedneckPride
05-30-2009, 05:30 AM
1) Emptied my first clip

2) flipped my first switch

3) Drinkin' out a brown paper bag on my first drive-by

Qikdraw
05-30-2009, 05:33 AM
1) Dealing with people coming up to me to ask whats wrong with my back for ages.
2) Life threatening surgery at age 12.
3) Dealing with my father.

Carnagel
05-30-2009, 05:36 AM
1. When I dated a black chick and she tasted the same as a white one

2. Graduated university and realized I now had a huge whopping bill to pay back

3. Got my first hooker

SentrySteve
05-30-2009, 05:38 AM
1) When I heard about Darkfall.
2) When Darkfall became feature complete.
3) When Darkfall released and was a piece of shit.

Drift0ner
05-30-2009, 05:42 AM
1) Dealing with people coming up to me to ask whats wrong with my back for ages.
2) Life threatening surgery at age 12.
3) Dealing with my father.

Whats wrong with your back?

GFH_Spike
05-30-2009, 05:42 AM
1. Realizing that every individual has character flaws and that most people are highly irrational.
2. Quitting my first job after enduring continuous disrespect.
3. Discovery of my third sexual affair by my girlfriend and discovery of my girlfriend by the mistress in the third sexual affair.

I began questioning authority and truly thinking for myself after #1, gained confidence and vastly improved self-esteem after #2, and learned vitally important lessons in interpersonal relationships from #3.

BlackVolgan
05-30-2009, 06:10 AM
You're a big badass now, aren't you?

who the fuck are you?

GFH_Spike
05-30-2009, 06:12 AM
Whats wrong with your back?

He could have had a hunchback before the surgery.

ZeaL-
05-30-2009, 06:19 AM
watching this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_G9Ugx49k&feature=channel_page

-Jotun
05-30-2009, 06:23 AM
1. experimenting with mind altering substances

2. realizing people suck ass

3. #2

ZeaL-
05-30-2009, 06:28 AM
1. Realizing that every individual has character flaws and that most people are highly irrational.
2. Quitting my first job after enduring continuous disrespect.
3. Discovery of my third sexual affair by my girlfriend and discovery of my girlfriend by the mistress in the third sexual affair.

I began questioning authority and truly thinking for myself after #1, gained confidence and vastly improved self-esteem after #2, and learned vitally important lessons in interpersonal relationships from #3.

so, now, you're gay?

GFH_Spike
05-30-2009, 06:31 AM
so, now, you're gay?

Erroneous conclusion. Try again.

Mudgutts
05-30-2009, 07:00 AM
1) Dealing with people coming up to me to ask whats wrong with my back for ages.
2) Life threatening surgery at age 12.
3) Dealing with my father.

your name wouldn't happen to be mark, who has a brother mike, would it?

if it is, I know you. ;-]>

Qikdraw
05-30-2009, 07:08 AM
Whats wrong with your back?

preop (in brace) (http://www.mts.net/~bmcgraw/preop.jpg)

Postop (http://www.mts.net/~bmcgraw/postop.jpg)

He could have had a hunchback before the surgery.

You ain't far off really. 115 degree scoliosis curve at age 12. (see above)

your name wouldn't happen to be mark, who has a brother mike, would it?

if it is, I know you. ;-]>

Nah, I do have a brother named Marc though. :p

Qikdraw
05-30-2009, 07:10 AM
3. Discovery of my third sexual affair by my girlfriend and discovery of my girlfriend by the mistress in the third sexual affair.


Did you ask for a 3some? Its the only polite thing to do in that situation.

(I know someone where that actually worked. They both dumped him after though)

Targuil
05-30-2009, 07:36 AM
What maturity?

liljohnny
05-30-2009, 09:29 AM
1. My first pube

2. My first root

3.first time drinking/vomiting everywhere in my friends house

Forgin
05-30-2009, 10:45 AM
1 When I came to the conclusion that every single person on this planet, most likely including me, is a fucking retard.

2 When I finished high school and realised how much time I wasted there.

3 When my dad lost his job after 20 years because of the economic climate.


1 made it so I don´t get pissed off a people´s flaws as fast, 2 taught me that public education isn´t there to help me at all, and 3 showed me that someone´s misfortune isn´t always his own fault.

ppsh42
05-30-2009, 01:55 PM
1. Realizing the flaws in religion and getting passed the delusion that was induced by my parents throughout childhood.
2. Looking at the world from a pessimisstic point of view and seeing how fucked up everything and everyone is.
3. Getting my first hooker.

Helgeran
05-30-2009, 02:21 PM
1. When I realized crying over shit is super annoying I stopped.
2. I realized that everyone is a whore (extremely important realization, pretty much turned me from socially awkward to socially awesome over night).

That's pretty much it. Got a long way to go.