Something you'd like to share

[Muscalu]

Before i go home from work i wanna start this thread.

The thing, Raymond, is :

I want you to share the best experience you ever had since you escaped the "wretched womb". Something you'd like everyone to see or hear or go or whatever. When i get home i'll post my experience too ,no time now.

Funny ,Horror ,Drama ,Sci-FI :P, big ,small story, whatever you want ,just something YOU experienced.

NO ROMANCE THOUGH :ninja:
I hope i'm not aking too much ...:))

[Glaive]

Wait, what? Who's Raymond? And what's with the womb?

[Badem]

The best experince I have ever had is the time I was soo constipated i ate a kilo of raisins the bunged myself up to the point i was shitting out of my mouth, and then the nurse at hosptial gave me an emetic and i pee'd out of my bum, the feeling of relief was so great

but tasting my own shit was'nt so great

this may or may not ahve happened IRL but who gives a fuck

[Niles]

I had my thing where the sun don't shine.