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Hubbell
05-29-2009, 02:21 PM
http://www.conservapedia.com

Fundamentalist christians ftl

http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolution

Marrik
05-29-2009, 02:28 PM
Bill Clintons description says that he "aggressively advocated homosexuality."

Sqarak
05-29-2009, 02:42 PM
This would have been funny if only it didn't give me the feeling that some people do believe everything that has been written there and more specifically as it has been written there.


ok this is a little gem

http://www.conservapedia.com/Goth_(subculture)

"hey play vampires and so on in these games. When they come to home, they can not stop 'playing' demons, because since they started the game, they are under possession. At least some subsets of Goth culture can be clearly seen as a cults such as the EMO (see external link)."

OMG the EMO :ohno::eek::eek:

Glaive
05-29-2009, 02:48 PM
Hehe:
"The brutal atheist Joseph Stalin was greatly influenced by the work of Charles Darwin."

Not only is evolution wrong, it also causes genocide!

88Chaz88
05-29-2009, 03:10 PM
I have lost even more faith in humanity.

Which is quite remarkable considering.

Aacevedo
05-29-2009, 04:24 PM
I found my new enciclopedia , thanks.
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:lmao:

Justinian
05-29-2009, 04:33 PM
the piece on Ron Paul actually wasn't that bad. I was expecting it to be a smearfest, but it was deece.

Poacher
05-29-2009, 05:11 PM
Yeah I've seen this site before, it's brilliant! :lmao:

Gotta love fundamentalists, Muslims blow themselves up and Christians come across as retarded. What do fundamentalist Jews do? Control ze world?

Helgeran
05-29-2009, 05:21 PM
Hehe:
"The brutal atheist Joseph Stalin was greatly influenced by the work of Charles Darwin."

Not only is evolution wrong, it also causes genocide!
And a big part of the famine that befell Sovjet after ww2 was due to Stalin funding lamarkian style "hardening" of wheat instead of darwinian breeding since it better fit the communist ideology.

Crying Hyena
05-29-2009, 05:48 PM
This website tells so many lies, they can't even keep their dates on their made up history right.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Sumerians and voila http://www.conservapedia.com/Great_Flood would you look at that.

More gems

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism#Atheism_and_Mass_Murder

http://www.conservapedia.com/Rock_and_roll

http://www.conservapedia.com/Homosexuality

http://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaurs

http://www.conservapedia.com/Breasts (modified sweat glands? Do I see evolution on this website?)

http://www.conservapedia.com/Thomas_Jefferson#Religion I see they forgot to mention this quote "We discover in the gospels a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstition, fanaticism and fabrication ."

This website give me such good laughs. It kind of reminds me of the quote by Joseph Goebbels. Propaganda must be able to be understood by even the most stupid members of society. Then you can make people believe that paradise is hell, and hell is paradise.

Poacher
05-29-2009, 06:14 PM
According to these chaps the poem "The Charge of the Light Brigade", written by an Englishman, is a Russian poem.

Their Black Sabbath article is also surprisingly clear of smear attempts.:eek:

Floyd
05-29-2009, 07:20 PM
Check out the sources they list at the bottom of the pages. Especially the dinosaur one.

:lmao:

http://creation.com/dinosaur-bonesjust-how-old-are-they-really

Justinian
05-29-2009, 07:34 PM
Check out the sources they list at the bottom of the pages. Especially the dinosaur one.

:lmao:

http://creation.com/dinosaur-bonesjust-how-old-are-they-really

that's one of the greatest things I have ever seen. These guys take themselves so seriously it's hilarious.

Kossako
05-29-2009, 07:36 PM
I hope they will someday introduce death penalty for crimes against common sense.

Empty Pockets
05-29-2009, 08:13 PM
I love it
it's the right wing version of the Huffington Post.

now I can get my balanced amount of political rhetoric!

DocGonzo
05-29-2009, 08:16 PM
so to these folks, the Flintstones was a documentary?

fucking idiots...

Durindana
05-29-2009, 10:05 PM
it's not badly written, but the sources (and some of the honest misconceptions, aside from the wtflies) are deeply lol

like the Creation Museum in Kentucky: well-funded, intelligently done in service of a totally brain-dead ideology

DocGonzo
05-29-2009, 10:26 PM
I love it
it's the right wing version of the Huffington Post.

now I can get my balanced amount of political rhetoric!

gotta call bullshit on your analogy

HuffPo is pure dem bullshit, but their cited facts are indeed facts, whatever the wacky conclusions reached may be

humans and dinosaurs did not co-exist, for one...there's plenty more, but anyone with a brain and the ability to actually recognize empirical data when it is presented to them can easily recognize that quite a bit on conservapedia is pure, made up bullshit with the same semblance to Reality as the easter bunny or the tooth fairy

Milo Hobgoblin
05-29-2009, 10:28 PM
humans and dinosaurs did not co-exist, for one...there's plenty more, but anyone with a brain and the ability to actually recognize empirical data when it is presented to them can easily recognize that quite a bit on conservapedia is pure, made up bullshit with the same semblance to Reality as the easter bunny or the tooth fairy

I cry that you even have to write that.. as if anyone who can actually read would beleive the contrary..

sadly enough theer are adults out there who do..

DocGonzo
05-29-2009, 10:30 PM
so to these folks, the Flintstones was a documentary?

fucking idiots...

@ Milo - that didn't say it all?

Empty Pockets
05-29-2009, 10:41 PM
gotta call bullshit on your analogy

HuffPo is pure dem bullshit, but their cited facts are indeed facts, whatever the wacky conclusions reached may be

humans and dinosaurs did not co-exist, for one...there's plenty more, but anyone with a brain and the ability to actually recognize empirical data when it is presented to them can easily recognize that quite a bit on conservapedia is pure, made up bullshit with the same semblance to Reality as the easter bunny or the tooth fairy

There are facts on the Conservapedia as well, just don't look for them in the dinosaur section.

The obama article gives a fairly straightforward extreme-rightwing opinion on him. The usual political glaze of bullshit coating the facts, but still some facts.

PirateGlen
05-29-2009, 10:44 PM
"Hmmm... I could confront and reconcile my beliefs with reality... or create a separate reality.... Decisions...."

DocGonzo
05-29-2009, 10:44 PM
There are facts on the Conservapedia as well, just don't look for them in the dinosaur section.

The obama article gives a fairly straightforward extreme-rightwing opinion on him. The usual political glaze of bullshit coating the facts, but still some facts.

the best way to Lie is to use facts...just not all of them