have you ever thought to yourself "i can't beleive they pay me for this shit" at work

[biggunsar]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

[Niles]

I don't have a job, I'm a student.

[Poacher]

Well I work part time and whenever the shop is quiet and I'm just sitting upstairs listening to music I do sometimes think "Oh yeah, free money!"

[Honorius]

I get allowance and I don't do any work around the house, I am so spoiled by my awesome parents.

[Villa]

Back in the day, I used to be a contractor and thusly got paid by the hour.
When I used to take a shit (during work time naturally) I'd pause and think 'is it time to wipe yet or shall I earn a few more pounds?'

[biggunsar]

I don't have a job, I'm a student.

enjoy that while you can. It's all about the pussy, man.

[Wickfield]

/student
/trying to find a job but this economy sucks so nobody's hiring
/fuck...

[Dark Lily]

I love my job :D

[Marrik]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

yes.


i also thought "lol we dont ever do shit. they could just as easily have a bunch of mannequins with uniforms on and not pay them. they would do about as much work as us, and they would go up on the roof and smoke pot a lot less."

[Sqarak]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

Today is about the same here, but when the shit really hits the fan I often feel I get paid to little, so the feeling basically evens itself out automatically

[biggunsar]

Today is about the same here, but when the shit really hits the fan I often feel I get paid to little, so the feeling basically evens itself out automatically

You must be in IT. LOL

thats' very true.

[Dark Lily]

You must be in IT. LOL

thats' very true.

Aren't most the people who post here from work in IT?

[biggunsar]

Aren't most the people who post here from work in IT?

i certainly hope not. alot of the tech advice is awful.

USE ACRONIS lol

[Badem]

Acronis sucks

I actually remote log into my home pc from work and play poker, thus bypassing teh work systems to gamble on work time

I also get paid for doing very little, but like some people said the shit hits the fan and I get too little

I mean I do offsite training once a month and basically spend an hour in the morning doing some trainging then the rest of the day talking shit with the teams instead of coming into the office to do some work

fucking great


Best job I ever had was a Holiday Rep, I used to get paid to take people out and get drunk with them, seduce women and have sex or simply take people to a themepark or some shit then do what i wanted in the themepark

fuck my life rocked

[Death's Chill]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

What's your job?

[Dark Lily]

What's your job?

Well, we can cross out porn star ...

[biggunsar]

What's your job?

IT manager

ACRONIS ROCKS!!!! Norton Ghost sucks

[Glaive]

I tried getting a job for the summer, but unfortunately didn't get one yet. I do have a job interview next week. I doubt it will be a job where I can just chill, though.

[Justinian]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

yeah, I often think that. I love my job. I do work when it's necessary and sometimes when it's something interesting like writing a brief, otherwise I sit around and surf the tubes, follow up with clients, etc.

[biggunsar]

yeah, I often think that. I love my job. I do work when it's necessary and sometimes when it's something interesting like writing a brief, otherwise I sit around and surf the tubes, follow up with clients, etc.
ahh youre a lawyer. I thought you guys worked pretty hard actually.

guess you just guys try to look busy?

[Justinian]

ahh youre a lawyer. I thought you guys worked pretty hard actually.

guess you just guys try to look busy?

litigation paralegal. the lawyers don't do jack. They only write briefs if it's absolutely necessary. most of their job involves meeting clients, showing up for official things that require a bar certification, etc. all the work is done by the staff.

I saw a shirt once: "Paralegal: The Real Power of Attorney"

[Butcher]

Yea even thought I never worked for proper hourly wage and I am studying about peoples behaviour in organisations atm there are many theories and certanly most of them are right to some degree.
The train station that I use frequently is being expanded or something, and whenever I am there I always see those foreman drinking their tea with milk. They dont do jack, they just stare out of the window of the cabin and come outside to have a ***/tea/chat.
Kind of relates to one of the theories that says "Worker will attempt to get away with doing as little as he/she possibly can".

But seriously.. British jobs for British workers that dont do fuck all except drink tea? Yeah right I see that working.

[Badem]

Yea even thought I never worked for proper hourly wage and I am studying about peoples behaviour in organisations atm there are many theories and certanly most of them are right to some degree.
The train station that I use frequently is being expanded or something, and whenever I am there I always see those foreman drinking their tea with milk. They dont do jack, they just stare out of the window of the cabin and come outside to have a ***/tea/chat.
Kind of relates to one of the theories that says "Worker will attempt to get away with doing as little as he/she possibly can".

But seriously.. British jobs for British workers that dont do fuck all except drink tea? Yeah right I see that working.

its want the fundymentalists want, tehy figure by getting british jobs we wont do anything, then our covilisation will begins to revert back to medievil times


or some shit

[Rilman]

I like to crap as much as possible whilst at work, I sit there in total satisfaction knowing that I'm being paid to strain one out.

My job at the moment is more of a 'I can't believe I'm doing this shit for this pay' unfortunately.

[dinkfall]

IT is like the faggiest work ever.

[Justinian]

IT is like the faggiest work ever.

for real. tech support is worse. cool headsets, bros.

[Badem]

IT is like the faggiest work ever.

and I get paid a fuckload of money for doing it

now who is the fucking idiot? me for being a geek and earning shitloads while being able to access private emails and anything sent over my network

or the poor schmo down the street on minimum wage who gets paid to do a shitty job adn take loads of shit from the public?

[dinkfall]

and I get paid a fuckload of money for doing it

now who is the fucking idiot? me for being a geek and earning shitloads while being able to access private emails and anything sent over my network

or the poor schmo down the street on minimum wage who gets paid to do a shitty job adn take loads of shit from the public?

I'd say you're both stupid for having shitty boring jobs, but I'm not going to judge.

[Silverhandorder]

Life guarding is the easiest summer job for teenagers. This year I am doing an internship tho :(.

[Helgeran]

and I get paid a fuckload of money for doing it

now who is the fucking idiot? me for being a geek and earning shitloads while being able to access private emails and anything sent over my network

or the poor schmo down the street on minimum wage who gets paid to do a shitty job adn take loads of shit from the public?
Ain't real work all those computers and number give a man a hatchet and those computers will be nothing I tell you flipping burgers or sweating like a man in a warehouse is honest money.

[Badem]

Ain't real work all those computers and number give a man a hatchet and those computers will be nothing I tell you flipping burgers or sweating like a man in a warehouse is honest money.

and smelly money too

[Nyrap]

im sitting here, been surfing most of the day. Making awesome cash. And doing pretty much...nothing.

Life don't get better than that. Unless your job is a porn star.

I pretty much get paid to troll, but I will admit, sometimes it does get a little boring.

[Badem]

ANIMAL PORN!!!!!!! (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/walrus.jpg)

[Erroneous]

The part that is really unfair is how much harder people who get paid much less have to work. Like menial service jobs or manufacturing I don't know whatever people who only have a high school education do. The entitled people who get a degree or some sort of certificate can earn a pretty decent living doing hardly any work in most white collar jobs.

I don't really buy the part about greater responsibility or more work when the shit hits the fan either. We've got it easier, and mostly not due to our own hard work but our station in life.

[heroshade]

I think getting payed to come up with ways to creatively kill people in movies would be a pretty nice job.

[Justinian]

The part that is really unfair is how much harder people who get paid much less have to work. Like menial service jobs or manufacturing I don't know whatever people who only have a high school education do. The entitled people who get a degree or some sort of certificate can earn a pretty decent living doing hardly any work in most white collar jobs.

I don't really buy the part about greater responsibility or more work when the shit hits the fan either. We've got it easier, and mostly not due to our own hard work but our station in life.

boo fuckity hoo. life is unfair, move the fuck on.

[Aacevedo]

Most of the time I don't have that feeling, My thought is "I deserve more money". But today I got nothing to do... this whole morning surfing, killing time and warming my seat. So yes today is free fucking money.
:):D:)

[Carnagel]

Work for yourself - Internet sales using a third party distribution company for actual handling of the goods - spend 2 hours a day max sorting orders and listing sales, rest spent doing whatever you like

Even better now with solid wireless coverage, can do it anywhere

Only downside is I don't have access to the chicks from the office to fuck, so have to find alternative sources of poontang

Any suggestions?

[The Lost One]

Work for yourself - Internet sales using a third party distribution company for actual handling of the goods - spend 2 hours a day max sorting orders and listing sales, rest spent doing whatever you like

Even better now with solid wireless coverage, can do it anywhere

Only downside is I don't have access to the chicks from the office to fuck, so have to find alternative sources of poontang

Any suggestions?

I've heard of this place called "Outside" and apparently there are many things there. You should check that first.

[ZeaL-]

ANIMAL PORN!!!!!!! (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/walrus.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3u-H-j0lVI&feature=channel_page

[Carnagel]

I've heard of this place called "Outside" and apparently there are many things there. You should check that first.

So wander the streets like Caine in Kung Fu?

Or just stand outside staring at the sun and hoping some hot babe comes along?

This is where I live -

Sunshine Coast (http://www.sydney-australia.biz/queensland/sunshine-coast/graphics/noosa-sunshine-coast-queensland.jpg)

So where are good places to pick up ladies during the day if you essentially work from home for a couple hours each day and have the rest of the time off?

Supermarkets? The shopping center? Cinema? Throw me a ball here ;)

[biggunsar]

Thing i have found out in old age

-> the less you make the harder you work

[Death's Chill]

IT manager

ACRONIS ROCKS!!!! Norton Ghost sucks

Depends what company you work for. At my old job as a video game tester, IT department had a ton of work managing hundreds of computers, networks and consoles.

[biggunsar]

Depends what company you work for. At my old job as a video game tester, IT department had a ton of work managing hundreds of computers, networks and consoles.

Okay then, im a Government IT manager.
8)=)

Think i got alot of work?

[Death's Chill]

Haha you lucky bastard.

[Sharuk]

Does anyone else think Badem is a Panda in Real Life?

[Carnagel]

Does anyone else think Badem is a Panda in Real Life?

I keep tappin that furry panda ass, and he keeps comin back for more

He has a bamboo fixation

[Dark Lily]

White with dark circles round his eyes? Sounds about right to me.