Go go UK!

[Justinian]

http://lewrockwell.com/north/north717.html

No, this article is not about economics. It's a fact-based piece on the current amount of scandal and intrigue going on in UK politics, including:

I went to the Sunday Times site on Sunday. Here was the lead headline:

At least half of the House of Commons' 646 MPs will be swept away at the general election, as voters take revenge on the political classes for the expenses scandal.

That caught my attention!

The departure of 325 members of parliament as a result of forced resignations, retirement and defeat at the polls would represent the biggest clear-out of parliament since 1945.

[Poacher]

The news over here has been going apeshit for weeks about all these expenses scandals, and every politician under the sun is now condemning it and claiming they were against it all along! :lmao:

We need to do a good old fashioned dissolving of parliament and running a new election.

[Voltain]

I particularly liked the ones who thought it was ok to offer to pay back the public money they had gained thorough nothing short of fraudulent means, say sorry, and carry on as before. Not going to happen really is it, unless I can steal a car in the same manner that is...

There have been some awesome quotes too. One MP who's constituency is in the greater London suburbs, but also claims a second home closer to parliament was on T.V. being grilled as to why he needed two houses 15 miles apart went something like "You don't understand, Parliamentary meetings can start very early, I HAVE to be there on time" the presenter replies "What, like a job?". They really don't have a clue.

I'm laughing at the fuckers, but it's my money they are spewing on themselves. But yeah, they're all fucked come next election, and nothing they can do or say will save them.

[Badem]

I laughed at that one too

or like the husband and wife MP team who claimed each otehrs homes as second homes, THEN remortgaged the hoouse for an extra 50K to build an extension so little jonny didnt have to share a room with his uncle who lived there rent free, but tehn they were paying Auntie shitloads to do a secretarial job from 120 miles away, her ESP and mindreading skills must be fucking awesome

I liked the doddery old dude last week
'I am on my way to a constituency meeting to meet my constituants and what they have to say is far more important than anything I have to say to you'

Time to gouge out the crusties in parliment, deny them their gold plated pensions and golden handshakes and bring in the people power

but we all know that wont fucking happen

My Local MP has been a good boy, didnt claim for more than he needed, no spurious claims

if you want to see the 'take the piss in the expense' award then check out the MEP, they voted against allowing people to see what they claim for.....

[Poacher]

Yeah, once we're done with the MPs we need to set about the MEPs, they're probably worse! Did someone not compile all the expenses MEPs can claim and extras they receive and conclude they'd be £1 million better off in just one term as an MEP?

[Justinian]

what's MP and MEP stand for

[Poacher]

what's MP and MEP stand for

Member of Parliament (As in our own UK parliament)

Member of the European Parliament (As in the EU body)

[Oo_]

<- slow

[Voltain]

My Local MP has been a good boy, didnt claim for more than he needed, no spurious claims

Same here, although my one was the dude nicked in his office for leaking info and made Plod look like dumb arses. It's a shame really, I feel left out as I'd have liked a corrupt one to shout at too :(.

[Villa]

Time to burn down the fucking houses of parliament IMO.
This country needs a goold old fashioned revolt and civil strife.
Once we behead all the corrupt politicians and stick their heads on spikes outside Traitor's Gate it will be time to finally usher in Shariah Law and start a new era in morality, ethics and decency.

[DocGonzo]

"remember, remember...the fifth of November..."

[Aacevedo]

Time to burn down the fucking houses of parliament IMO.
This country needs a goold old fashioned revolt and civil strife.
Once we behead all the corrupt politicians and stick their heads on spikes outside Traitor's Gate it will be time to finally usher in Shariah Law and start a new era in morality, ethics and decency.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

So rumour has it that I will be 30 soon.
There are some things I still haven't achieved from my 'things to do before 21' list, including anal sex.

Anyway, so I have decided to replace anal sex with salad tossing as -
1. My 3rd best friend on the internet whose name is Toki, told me that his friend ended up with a kernel of corn stuck in his japs eye after he engaged in an act of sodomy.
2. Salad Tossing just sounds so much more fun and exciting and makes random passersby think you are talking about cookery classes rather than a filthy perverted act.
3. The thought of crouching over someone's face while they perform the deed makes me feel very excited in some very dirty places (Like the dirty alleyway behind the local school for example).
4. Anal sex is probably a sin.
5. Makes you realise what Limp Bizkits album 'chocolate starfish' was really reffering to.
6. Less chance of aids or cancer or canceraids


So, I have 2 questions -
1. Is Salad Tossing/rimming preferable to Anal?
2. What special exciting thing do you have on your list of things to do before <insert age>?

Internet does not forget.

[Justinian]

Time to burn down the fucking houses of parliament IMO.
This country needs a goold old fashioned revolt and civil strife.
Once we behead all the corrupt politicians and stick their heads on spikes outside Traitor's Gate it will be time to finally usher in Shariah Law and start a new era in morality, ethics and decency.

fuck a girl's ass, dude. it's worth it.

[holychicken]

fuck a girl's ass, dude. it's worth it.
It's totally not. . . unless all you do is fuck whores with whom having regular hole sex is like fucking an open jar of mayo.

[Justinian]

It's totally not. . . unless all you do is fuck whores with whom having regular hole sex is like fucking an open jar of mayo.

don't listen to this nay-sayer. ass is the other vagina.

[Poacher]

It is truly a testament to the glorious spirit of forumfall that a discussion about political scandal in the UK can become a debate on whether anal sex is good or bad. :lmao:

I love you guys.

[Justinian]

It is truly a testament to the glorious spirit of forumfall that a discussion about political scandal in the UK can become a debate on whether anal sex is good or bad. :lmao:

I love you guys.

I honestly forgot what the thread was even about

[Jeronimoo]

it will be time to finally usher in Shariah Law and start a new era in morality, ethics and decenc

No thx - I stopped reading Fairy tales when i was like 7

...and the UK may have its faults, but where would u rather live? Iran or UK.....mmmm let me think about that for a second...

[Ankh]

I want to live in Somalia, I heard it's pretty awesome.

[Poacher]

I want to live in Somalia, I heard it's pretty awesome.

Because a pirate is free, and you are a pirate!!

[Aacevedo]

but a good pirate need rum, and there is no rum in Somalia :(

[Villa]

Yeah, in Somalia you can be black AND a pirate.
What could possibly be scarier than that?

[Villa]

No thx - I stopped reading Fairy tales when i was like 7

...and the UK may have its faults, but where would u rather live? Iran or UK.....mmmm let me think about that for a second...
mmmm let me think about that for a second... you are a dumb ass
I was talking about the UK and introducing Shariah Law.
No one mentioned Iran, not even your mum.

Live in a western country but with a traditional set of rules and laws to govern and indeed guide our lives.

[Jeronimoo]

A law based on a fairy tale...no thx

[Villa]

A law based on a fairy tale...no thx
Do you know anything at all about Shariah Law to have such an enlightened opinion?
Please do go into detail.

[DocGonzo]

Do you know anything at all about Shariah Law to have such an enlightened opinion?
Please do go into detail.

ok..under Sharia...if my wife gets raped, i can not only divorce her for infidelity, but she can be stoned to death by the village for her "transgression"...correct?

same with a 10 year old daughter...yes?

and to prove rape, there must be witnesses, correct?

i think that's enough to toss Sharia right out as a sane legal framework

but we all know you are just trollin' along...

[Justinian]

Yeah, in Somalia you can be black AND a pirate.
What could possibly be scarier than that?

a black zombie pirate, man. shit's no good.

[Jeronimoo]

Sharia law required compensation to be paid to the husband in the case of a 10 year old child bride who requested a divorce after rape and abuse (the minimum age of marriage under Sharia law )

Thats all i need to know.... *cough* kiddy fiddlers *cough*

[Poacher]

Shariah law is indeed messed up shit. All religious laws tend to be...

[Villa]

Thats all i need to know.... *cough* kiddy fiddlers *cough*

I see, so you use someone else's lies to cover your lack of knowledge.
Cool, you must be one of them right-wing mindless sheep that I hear about.
Baa Baa

[Villa]

Shariah law is indeed messed up shit. All religious laws tend to be...
Next time a rapist or paedo does his thing with someone close to you and then gets released after a token 2 or 3 year custodial sentence, please remember that YOU were against a system that could have seen those fuckers get beheaded under 7 days after a guilty verdict.
REAL justice comes with Shariah Law, not this current liberal wishy washy bullshit we currently have in place.

[Jeronimoo]

So answer the question oh enlightened one, what exactly is the minimum age for marriage under Shariah law? Just a number will be fine - we dont need a long post...enlighten us 'infidels'!!!

[Villa]

baa baa baaaaaa. baa ba ba baaa baa baaaaa ba ba baaaaa baa baa baaa ba

Adulthood.

[Jeronimoo]

Which Shariah Law considers to be..... what age?

(can anyone see someone dodging a question here, or isd it just me?)

[Justinian]

I thought this thread was about rectum romping

[Villa]

baa baaa ba ba baaa baa baaaaaaa. baa baaa ba ba baaa baaa ba.
Adulthood as defined by nature rather than some man made figure conjured from thin air.

[Villa]

I thought this thread was about rectum romping

Yes, but that is sinful and possibly unhygenic.

[Jeronimoo]

I rest my case.

[DocGonzo]

Adulthood as defined by nature rather than some man made figure conjured from thin air.

so..according to Sharia...what is the age of adulthood for young boys and what is it for young girls...be specific...there IS a number there, but share it with the rest, plz

for example, your cousins, the Jews...have in their preferred fairy tale, the age of 13 as when a child becomes an adult...so what is it under Sharia?

what is the youngest age permissible for a female child to marry?

thanks in advance, O enlightened One...may the fleas of 1000 camels infest the pubic regions of your adversaries

[Jeronimoo]

I think it's 10 m8 - but he wont answer you with a number - he ought to run as an MP, they dont answer direct questions either.

[Poacher]

Next time a rapist or paedo does his thing with someone close to you and then gets released after a token 2 or 3 year custodial sentence, please remember that YOU were against a system that could have seen those fuckers get beheaded under 7 days after a guilty verdict.
REAL justice comes with Shariah Law, not this current liberal wishy washy bullshit we currently have in place.

You make the (rather narrow minded) assumption that disagreeing with your medieval, ridiculous code of laws means I agree with our overly lenient, weak code of laws.

That said, however, the laws in this country are the lesser of two evils. They're not backward.

[Villa]

You make the (rather narrow minded) assumption that disagreeing with your medieval, ridiculous code of laws means I agree with our overly lenient, weak code of laws.

That said, however, the laws in this country are the lesser of two evils. They're not backward.
Man made laws will always be inferior due to the nature of those who create the laws being weak, selfish, hypocritical and ultimately - human.
How can you even compare something like that with the divine?

[DocGonzo]

Next time a rapist or paedo does his thing with someone close to you and then gets released after a token 2 or 3 year custodial sentence, please remember that YOU were against a system that could have seen those fuckers get beheaded under 7 days after a guilty verdict.
REAL justice comes with Shariah Law, not this current liberal wishy washy bullshit we currently have in place.

well now, i'm one for personal responsibility

if the bastard avoids me and makes it to jail, i will be picking him up the day he gets out

then, when i am finished, i will turn myself in to the authorities and tell them what i did...and accept the consequences

"judge not, lest ye be judged" - even by your proffered standards...those are the words of a wise Prophet (PBUH), you should not be so shi'ite about it that you keep accepting the foul words or mere men as gospel from on high

insh'allah, my friend

[Villa]

baaa baaa ba baaaa ba ba baaaaa. baaaa baa ba ba baaaaaaaa ba
The key term being 'think' i.e. you don't actually know but are using guesswork as well as someone else's nonsense as the basis of your arguement.
That in itself should disqualify you from debating.

When you can think and answer for yourself, using your own research please be sure to come back for another owning at the hands of yours truly.
Until then; baa baa ba ba baaaaaa!

[Villa]

so..according to Sharia...what is the age of adulthood for young boys and what is it for young girls...be specific...there IS a number there, but share it with the rest, plz
How can one give a specific number when nature does not work in such a regimented fashion?
Adulthood for one could be a few years earlier or later than another.
Nature is indeed marvellous and mysterious, as is the creator of said nature.

[Butcher]

I laughed when I I heard on the news that "MPs get double the national average wage" in the context that they are well off anyway.
You represent a chunk of the capital and you get lousy 60k£ ROFL! Why the fuck would you bother to be politician if a plumber earns more than you do.

Let them have some money, MPs dont even cost a dime compared to all other stupid recent expenses like bailouts and NHS, and changing all the MPs is just a stupid attemt at diverting public's attention from the real agenda.

[Apex Vertigo]

well now, i'm one for personal responsibility

if the bastard avoids me and makes it to jail, i will be picking him up the day he gets out

then, when i am finished, i will turn myself in to the authorities and tell them what i did...and accept the consequences

"judge not, lest ye be judged" - even by your proffered standards...those are the words of a wise Prophet (PBUH), you should not be so shi'ite about it that you keep accepting the foul words or mere men as gospel from on high

insh'allah, my friend

Ey, I don't understand how some people let the person that raped their child/sister/brother walk free just because the law has given them a pass.

[DocGonzo]

How can one give a specific number when nature does not work in such a regimented fashion?
Adulthood for one could be a few years earlier or later than another.
Nature is indeed marvellous and mysterious, as is the creator of said nature.

but the Law you refer to does indeed cite such a number in various instances as legal precedent...why do you quibble and avoid such a simple question?

as for this "creator"...hubris indeed to think a mere mortal may know of such things, much less assert they know the Mind of such...and if not, then from where does the authority come for these ancients to have made Law in his Name?

once again, the devout are indeed following the Laws of Man, they just attribute to these Men the ability to know the Mind and Will of the Divine

you know, the same Sin that got Lucifer Morningstar cast out...

[Poacher]

How can one give a specific number when nature does not work in such a regimented fashion?

I'm afraid you too appear to have fallen victim to your own accusations of lack of knowledge or research. Nature very much does work in such a regimented (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio#Nature) fashion.

[Villa]

I'm afraid you too appear to have fallen victim to your own accusations of lack of knowledge or research. Nature very much does work in such a regimented (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio#Nature) fashion.

Wikipedia is maintained by a <people who were persecuted by Egyptians back in the day> agenda.

[verlox2]

So what's the House of Lords up to?

but the Law you refer to does indeed cite such a number in various instances as legal precedent...why do you quibble and avoid such a simple question?

as for this "creator"...hubris indeed to think a mere mortal may know of such things, much less assert they know the Mind of such...and if not, then from where does the authority come for these ancients to have made Law in his Name?

once again, the devout are indeed following the Laws of Man, they just attribute to these Men the ability to know the Mind and Will of the Divine

you know, the same Sin that got Lucifer Morningstar cast out...

How'd we get from parliament to God?

[Poacher]

Wikipedia is maintained by a Jewish agenda.

Which makes everything on it evil zionist propaganda, amirite? That's inconvenient truth number 2 you've sidestepped. :D

Edit: Caught your post before your edit, woohoo!

[DocGonzo]

So what's the House of Lords up to?



How'd we get from parliament to God?

Villa, of course...

there a problem?

[heroshade]

The news over here has been going apeshit for weeks about all these expenses scandals, and every politician under the sun is now condemning it and claiming they were against it all along! :lmao:

We need to do a good old fashioned dissolving of parliament and running a new election.

Or violence. So the news can be interesting.

[Kusghuul]

Good thing is this wouldn't have been a problem if it was the Scots parliament, as our politicians aren't allowed to do such nonsense. l mean, we had a Tory bawbag go due to claiming 3.5£ unrightfully.

Edit: Sling 'em all in gibbets in Glasgow. Would be class.

[Villa]

The key term being 'think' i.e. you don't actually know but are using guesswork as well as someone else's nonsense as the basis of your arguement.
That in itself should disqualify you from debating.

When you can think and answer for yourself, using your own research please be sure to come back for another owning at the hands of yours truly.
Until then; baa baa ba ba baaaaaa!

Gah, I think I scared the poor sheep away :(
I was waiting for some feeble right-wing style mindless finger pointing, but alas it was not to be.
Poor kid went away tail tucked between his legs :(
I blame DocGonzo for not being a better rolemodel.

[Jeronimoo]

Still banging on about fairy tales lol.

So WHO does decide Adulthood? Someone must or there cannot be any basis for a judgement.

All this 'Sinful' 'Divine' shit makes u look like a retard - there is no 'creator', its just a man made fairy tale to keep us peons in check.

And i was using an actual FACT - something u seem to not quite get the grasp of.

FACT= something proveable (kinda hard for you to grasp in your little dream world)

[Voltain]

Still banging on about fairy tales lol.

So WHO does decide Adulthood? Someone must or there cannot be any basis for a judgement.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. That's my fucking mantra.

[Badem]

for a good comparison between adult and child hood watch

Kidulthood
Adulthood

both top films
both about black ghetto wannabes in london

both sad fuckers IRL

[PainlessDeath]

Man made laws will always be inferior due to the nature of those who create the laws being weak, selfish, hypocritical and ultimately - human.
How can you even compare something like that with the divine?

Fuck you had me going there for a minute. I thought you were serious until this post.

Good one bro, good one.

[Hubbell]

don't listen to this nay-sayer. ass is the other vagina.

Ass is the *better* vagina. Get it right.

[Sqarak]

Ass is the *better* vagina.

That is just so...

[Fro]

http://lewrockwell.com/north/north717.html

No, this article is not about economics. It's a fact-based piece on the current amount of scandal and intrigue going on in UK politics, including:

Yeh people are pretty damn pissed of since we've realised that the very mps who lead the system have been exploiting their own fucking system just like your average layabout who doesn't work.

[DocGonzo]

Gah, I think I scared the poor sheep away :(
I was waiting for some feeble right-wing style mindless finger pointing, but alas it was not to be.
Poor kid went away tail tucked between his legs :(
I blame DocGonzo for not being a better rolemodel.

moi?

rolemodel....?

...:::ambulance arrives to give the poor olde Doc oxygen and a shot to calm down the hysterical laughter:::..

"right wing"....?

..:::they apply a cold pack, a pint of ether and wheel the giggling olde d00d away:::...

[Justinian]

moi?

rolemodel....?

...:::ambulance arrives to give the poor olde Doc oxygen and a shot to calm down the hysterical laughter:::..

"right wing"....?

..:::they apply a cold pack, a pint of ether and wheel the giggling olde d00d away:::...

isn't it fun to pretend you're old on the Internet?

[DocGonzo]

isn't it fun to pretend you're old on the Internet?

yeah, we will see if you think it's fun when you start farting dust... nublet