Holy Shit call the Vatican

[Badem]

Someone has found the image of jesus christ














In a fucking jar of MARMITE

oh noes what is the world coming to!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

"When I first looked at it I wasn't sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she's right - that's the image of Jesus.

[Tribaja]

I once pissed the face of jesus in snow.

[Razli]

The second coming of Jesus is at hand, and he Loves Marmite!

[Marrik]

when i was 5 i shit out the face of Jesus, and then pretended it was a Star Destroyer and blew it up with my "laser cannon"

[Poacher]

Damn Welsh, they're all a tad strange...

[Justinian]

what the fuck is marmite

[Slisk]

what the fuck is marmite

Doesn't taste as good as Vegemite.


Ohhhhh Sacralicious, I am a heretic.

[The Dark Zealot]

Is this a joke?

[Justinian]

Doesn't taste as good as Vegemite.


Ohhhhh Sacralicious, I am a heretic.

vegemite tastes like chomping on a used diaper

[Poacher]

vegemite tastes like chomping on a used diaper

Speaking from experience there, matey? :eek:

[Sqarak]

Let me Ann Coulter this for you (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite)

wiki explanation of marmite in all it's glory

[thecozmicfool]

vegemite is awesome, seriously you should try a vegemite and peanut butter sandwhich

[Badem]

Is this a joke?

no joke, totally serious, did oyu not look at the article and have an epiphany when you saw the visage of our verily veritable vegemite visionary?


I didnt ahve an epiphany but i farted

[Ungraylessness]

Anyone else see a marlin dancing with a lumberjack?

[Badem]

whats a Marlin?

[Justinian]

whats a Marlin?

aka swordfish

[SSguy]

Jesus is an awsome salesman.

[Badem]

so why didnt you jsut say swordfish instead of trying to look cool and calling it a Marlin

[Justinian]

so why didnt you jsut say swordfish instead of trying to look cool and calling it a Marlin

because the Marlin is in its own family while the swordfish is the sole survivor of its.

swordfish would just make it easier for an idiot such as yourself to make the relation.

[Ankh]

Badem, you pussied out on your signature too? :(

[Badem]

yeah i want to celebrate 1000 posts in my thread before I self implode in a flurry of porn, suicide videos and animal sacrifice links

[Floyd]

"People might think I'm nuts, but I like to think it's Jesus looking out for us "

Yeah you are nuts. It is goop from a jar.


"We've had a tough couple of months; my mum's been really ill and it's comforting to think that if he is there, he's watching over us."

Good thing you opened it when you did he couldn't breath in there!

Now they are going to have this cap on their mantle getting all crusty.

[Badem]

does it lose its power when its crusty?

[Ankh]

does it lose its power when its crusty?

If you erase a bit of it with your finger, how much jesus power is left?

[Badem]

ooh

'Holy finger of Jesus'

touch people to cure them like Lourdes

[Dakeus]

They prolly hired this guy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjkhYw8yUE)

[Badem]

he cheats

1) uses a paintbrush (may as well ahve just used paint instead of food stuffs stupid cunt
2) If you look you can see a KFC poster underneath his paper

just paint by fucking numbers with foodstuffs

[Dakeus]

he cheats

1) uses a paintbrush (may as well ahve just used paint instead of food stuffs stupid cunt
2) If you look you can see a KFC poster underneath his paper

just paint by fucking numbers with foodstuffs

so?