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lilyeti
05-12-2009, 04:00 AM
What the fuck is this crap? All I hear about is gun violence. I am gong to go on a rampage with a home-made bow and some arrows, just to spite the government. (Suicide must be awkward with a bow though).

What are they going to do? Ban sticks?
gloryhound
05-12-2009, 04:16 AM
What the fuck is this crap? All I hear about is gun violence. I am gong to go on a rampage with a home-made bow and some arrows, just to spite the government. (Suicide must be awkward with a bow though).

What are they going to do? Ban sticks?

Do the bow thing, that'd be awesome. In a goat costume also. Suicide is for cowards, just keep going until someone fucks you up.
Honorius
05-12-2009, 04:18 AM
Talk in taru when you do so I know it's you.
gloryhound
05-12-2009, 04:21 AM
Talk in taru when you do so I know it's you.

Yeah, wouldn't wanna mix you up with the other man-goats with bows on the killing spree.
PrimalSign
05-12-2009, 04:46 AM
Do the bow thing, that'd be awesome. In a goat costume also.

That would be pretty awesome. They'd probably blame your killing spree on Diablo 1 though.
ColonelTEE3
05-12-2009, 04:48 AM
That would be pretty awesome. They'd probably base a video game off you.

fixt
lilyeti
05-12-2009, 04:50 AM
Peer pressure is powerful....I acually considerd doing it... I will....only if Brannoc posts in this thread.
gloryhound
05-12-2009, 04:52 AM
Peer pressure is powerful....I acually considerd doing it... I will....only if Brannoc posts in this thread.

Where's Brannoc when we need him!?

Also, pics. Have a video camera in your goat helm.
shock223
05-12-2009, 06:01 AM
What are they going to do? Ban sticks?

nope, just goats.
lilyeti
05-13-2009, 12:25 AM
nope , just goats.
What will we send to Africans????
seinnej
05-13-2009, 12:28 AM
Just don't use a crossbow. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8045128.stm)
lilyeti
05-13-2009, 12:32 AM
Just don't use a crossbow. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8045128.stm)


Don't worry, I will use a bow, the same kind of weapon this thread was based upon.
Barbarossa
05-13-2009, 12:33 AM
What the fuck is this crap? All I hear about is gun violence. I am gong to go on a rampage with a home-made bow and some arrows, just to spite the government. (Suicide must be awkward with a bow though).

What are they going to do? Ban sticks?

No they'll ban goats.

What the fuck will you do then?
lilyeti
05-13-2009, 12:36 AM
No they'll ban goats.

What the fuck will you do then?

I'll fucking cross a goat and a sheep. Then they'll have to ban goaps as well.
Ankh
05-13-2009, 12:45 AM
Just become a talented stone-flinger.

They'll have to ban stones.
Butcher
05-13-2009, 12:48 AM
I know!
Dress up as Legolas and go on a spree in local nursery shouting "Damn you hobbits!"
Not only will they ban bows, but also ban Lord of the rings, doing the whole humanity a big favour
gloryhound
05-14-2009, 10:00 AM
Where the fuck is Brannoc already, goddammit?
Badem
05-14-2009, 10:09 AM
I know!
Dress up as Legolas and go on a spree in local nursery shouting "Damn you hobbits!"
Not only will they ban bows, but also ban Lord of the rings, doing the whole humanity a big favour

this is totally spiffing Idea old chap.

But I think Dunblane Massacre already tried to do this, also i think the poor archer may come upto a slight disadvantage by men warrying rifles

damn rotters

Toodle oooo
gloryhound
05-14-2009, 10:18 AM
this is totally spiffing Idea old chap.

But I think Dunblane Massacre already tried to do this, also i think the poor archer may come upto a slight disadvantage by men warrying rifles

damn rotters

Toodle oooo

Don't let the colonies get you down, never stop posting like that.
Badem
05-14-2009, 10:25 AM
Don't let the colonies get you down, never stop posting like that.

ahh The British Empire, what a marvel that was to behold, the power of our glorious Queen spanning the globe.

then those pesky French meddlers had to mess around in the New World and the Hun had to start goose stepping around europe, if it hadnt been for them spoilt children the Empire would still be going strong

rather old chap, we might just have less people to shoot at too

Toodle oooo
seinnej
05-14-2009, 12:09 PM
I know!
Dress up as Legolas and go on a spree in local nursery shouting "Damn you hobbits!"
Not only will they ban bows, but also ban Lord of the rings, doing the whole humanity a big favour

Gotta do this one.
Kallistrate
05-14-2009, 12:17 PM
Use of the bow is an intriguing thought. Be sure to circle strafe and bunnyhop while you're doing it, and scream "HELP MEEEEE!" when they finally take you down.
seinnej
05-14-2009, 12:19 PM
Hmmm "cowabungaaaaaa" might be an interesting death cry.