Llewen
05-10-2009, 01:55 PM
- Two elves walked into a bar, one looks at the other and says, "You think if I show a little Legolas they'll give us a free drink?"
- So how many elves does it take to trim a lamp?
Answer: Two.
One to trim the lamp, and one to write a long complicated ballad about the elf trimming the lamp.
- Ugluk the Mighty Ork went on a rampage through elf lands to prove his love to the fair maiden Hugnuk. On the way he cut off the ears of his elven victims and brought them back as a present for Hugnuk. The fair maiden Hugnuk took one look at Ugluk's gift, frowned at Ugluk and said, "Sorries, I not get the point..."
- So how many elves does it take to trim a lamp?
Answer: Two.
One to trim the lamp, and one to write a long complicated ballad about the elf trimming the lamp.
- Ugluk the Mighty Ork went on a rampage through elf lands to prove his love to the fair maiden Hugnuk. On the way he cut off the ears of his elven victims and brought them back as a present for Hugnuk. The fair maiden Hugnuk took one look at Ugluk's gift, frowned at Ugluk and said, "Sorries, I not get the point..."