Never done before in OT!!

[Rourke]

LIMERICKS!!!! YAY!!!

I will start!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it."


YAY!!

[Ankh]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=80296&highlight=limerick

I sentence you to 10 years in GD.

[Sqarak]

If my post was a cow
And my dick was as well
They could both grass
In the pastures of hell.

Non-sense has sense as well, the observer just lacks the mental capacity to grasp it.

[Azra'eil]

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[ExiliuM]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=80296&highlight=limerick

I sentence you to 10 years in GD.

This way Rourke, and don't try to be a hero

*pokes with spear*

And as for the limerick

fuck you,
faggot.

the end

[Rourke]

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=80296&highlight=limerick

I sentence you to 10 years in GD.

This is terrible news.

[Sqarak]

And as for the limerick

fuck you,
faggot.

the end

Sounds more like a haiku and I have honestly no idea what I'm talking about, so you have that as well

[ExiliuM]

Sounds more like a haiku and I have honestly no idea what I'm talking about, so you have that as well

So... I win? : D

[Sqarak]

So... I win? : D

If it sounds nice in your head and you wank pleasantly in your bed.
Who am I to refrain you from joy.

[Rourke]

See what you made me do?

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?p=3313785#post3313785

[Azra'eil]

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...



There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil



There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

[ExiliuM]

If it sounds nice in your head and you wank pleasantly in your bed.
Who am I to refrain you from joy.

Thanks <3

[Ankh]

I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

What have I done!?

[ExiliuM]

I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

What have I done!?

You motherfucker. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!11@@@@

AS THE NEW FORUMFALL KING.. wait I killed you in your sleep, you're still alive?

[Sqarak]

I got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD!

What have I done!?

You got Rourke banned by banishing him to GD

What has he done!

[Ankh]

You motherfucker. YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!11@@@@

AS THE NEW FORUMFALL KING.. wait I killed you in your sleep, you're still alive?

If you kill a king he becomes a ghost and makes you and your bloodline miserable for all eternity.

Good call, asshole.

[ExiliuM]

If you kill a king he becomes a ghost and makes you and your bloodline miserable for all eternity.

Good call, asshole.

Shit, only thing I can do now is to commit Forumfall ritual suicide. But how?

[Ankh]

Shit, only thing I can do now is to commit Forumfall ritual suicide. But how?

Today's ordeal should have taught you at least 10 ways.

[Sqarak]

Shit, only thing I can do now is to commit Forumfall ritual suicide. But how?

post a recepy for delicious cake

[ExiliuM]

Today's ordeal should have taught you at least 10 ways.

Eh, I need something more epic. I'm the king, after all

[Azra'eil]

Eh, I need something more epic. I'm the king, after all

Suspended wtf?

[Ankh]

Mods punched him in the balls for posting spam.

[Tamural]

There once was a thread about limericks.
The thread was then stormed by some dicks.
They derailed the thread,
now I'm going to bed,
but first I'll jack off for a tick.

[Brother Justin]

:(