There's a goat in my house!

[lilyeti]

What do I do? What do I do?????

[Skyborn]

What do I do? What do I do?????

Did I miss the memo? Is it retard day?

[Justinian]

Did I miss the memo? Is it retard day?

look at his sig, fool. he likes goats, ok guy?

[Seesawmcgraw]

What do I do? What do I do?????

wrap yourself and go to work

[DarkLily]

Fuck it - you know you want to.

[Forgin]

Have sex with it?

[DeadlyHit]

Gets yoself some of that goats milk I hear kids talking about?

[Dakeus]

Sad goat is NORSE? The old sig made sense atleast.

[lilyeti]

Should I be agressive?? Or should I invite it to dinner????

[Forgin]

Sad goat is NORSE? The old sig made sense atleast.

Norsefire:

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[Dakeus]

Norsefire:

http://norsefire.proboards.com/index.cgi

Our Forumfall party on Erepublic

Oh, e-rep. Glad to see you switched back Illyeti!

[lilyeti]

Oh, e-rep. Glad to see you switched back Illyeti!

I lured the goat into my room, and locked the door. What do I do now???

[Dakeus]

I lured the goat into my room, and locked the door. What do I do now???

Undress

[The Dark Zealot]

you could offer the goat to be your roommate? that would give you plenty of time to figure out what to do, and to befriend it.

[Forgin]

I lured the goat into my room, and locked the door. What do I do now???

Insert penis in random hole on goat body

[DarkLily]

I think some kind of restraint will be in order, it's hardly likely to be receptive.

[Seesawmcgraw]

take it east where you could trade it for an actual woman

[Erroneous]

grab a bunch of carrots
unzip your fly
feed the goat the carrots until it learns some restraint

[Dakeus]

Insert penis in random hole on goat body

SEX!

duh

NINJA-EDIT! :ninja:

[Seesawmcgraw]

SEX!

duh

NINJA-EDIT! :ninja:

You mean you would fuck a goat without putting on a goat costume first?

[Beeblebrox]

Goat him.

[akroma]

take it east where you could trade it for an actual woman

this!

[Villa]

Goats are the new Sheep.
Every Welshman ought to have one.

[lilyeti]

It bit my penis!!!!! Luckily, that goat-skin concom gave me alot of protection. Mabey that's why it bit me in the first place...