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Milo Hobgoblin
04-27-2009, 08:03 PM
Are you all fucking kidding me?? I cant comprehend whats going on over there..

"The UK government has further detailed plans to track all communications — mobile phone calls, text messages, email and browser sessions — in the fight against terrorism, pedophiles and organized crime. The government said it's not looking to see what you're saying, just to whom and when and how. Contrary to previous plans to keep it all in a massive database, it will now let ISPs and telecoms firms store the data themselves, and access it when it feels it needs it."

http://www.itpro.co.uk/610662/government-looks-to-isps-as-it-cuts-comms-database-plan


You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

Killuminati
04-27-2009, 08:04 PM
sounds like you getting nervous cuz you got loads of child porn stashed somewhere.

Villa
04-27-2009, 08:05 PM
Only paedophiles and terrorists need fear anything.

Weeking
04-27-2009, 08:06 PM
How is this new. I though we've been doing it for years. Also terrorists and pedophiles don't exist and neither does organized crime as we all know.

Henu989
04-27-2009, 08:07 PM
Haa...
I love how Europe is getting overrun by muslims and the governments are taking away liberties and privacy from people.

20 years forward and the muslims will be the majority and be the ones in power thanks to dear old democracy and they're going to be using all the shit like this and we're all going to be forced into slavery and Islam will rule all..

Ugh, I either need to move to china or get on the winning team..

Largion
04-27-2009, 08:09 PM
Haa...
I love how Europe is getting overrun by muslims and the governments are taking away liberties and privacy from people.

20 years forward and the muslims will be the majority and be the ones in power thanks to dear old democracy and they're going to be using all the shit like this and we're all going to be forced into slavery and Islam will rule all..

Ugh, I either need to move to china or get on the winning team..

Do that and fuck you.

Villa
04-27-2009, 08:10 PM
Haa...
I love how Europe is getting overrun by muslims and the governments are taking away liberties and privacy from people.

20 years forward and the muslims will be the majority and be the ones in power thanks to dear old democracy and they're going to be using all the shit like this and we're all going to be forced into slavery and Islam will rule all..

Ugh, I either need to move to china or get on the winning team..
I fail to see how any of this is a problem?
In fact, I for one look forward to the day the rest of you have to pay an unbelievers tax to me and my people.

Milo Hobgoblin
04-27-2009, 08:13 PM
sounds like you getting nervous cuz you got loads of child porn stashed somewhere.

No... horsey dwarf porn.. but ITS MINE!! DAMNIT!



Damn.. dont any of you UKrs ahve a serious take on it? Is this not a big deal in England?

Dakeus
04-27-2009, 08:13 PM
That sounds pretty nice.

DeadlyHit
04-27-2009, 08:16 PM
Has been happening for a while now, next pakis to take over England.

Skyborn
04-27-2009, 08:18 PM
No... horsey dwarf porn.. but ITS MINE!! DAMNIT!



Damn.. dont any of you UKrs ahve a serious take on it? Is this not a big deal in England?

wtf happened to this thread?

Ziegler
04-27-2009, 08:23 PM
Damn.. dont any of you UKrs ahve a serious take on it? Is this not a big deal in England?

They do....it's just that their posts are being modd'ed by MI5. :ninja:

DeadlyHit
04-27-2009, 08:24 PM
They do....it's just that their posts are being modd'ed by MI5. :ninja:

Oh well ;)

Milo Hobgoblin
04-27-2009, 08:24 PM
They do....it's just that their posts are being modd'ed by MI5. :ninja:

Im just surprised.. maybe this was old news. Just saw it on slashdot..

Justinian
04-27-2009, 08:26 PM
Are you all fucking kidding me?? I cant comprehend whats going on over there..



http://www.itpro.co.uk/610662/government-looks-to-isps-as-it-cuts-comms-database-plan


You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

The English are infamous for their revolutions. People are looking to America to start fighting back against the government, but I'm looking to England. You crazy fucks are going to be ground-zero once more.

Butcher
04-27-2009, 10:36 PM
I dont really care, the only thing is that I'm sure the extra suvailance wont help in catching pedos
But UK is retarded anyway. I read a paper and it says "Man acused of murder blah blah sentanced for life blah blah 4 years in prison"
Love America where people get death penaltied, shot for intruding property, and where life sentances are 120 years

Villa
04-27-2009, 10:47 PM
I dont really care, the only thing is that I'm sure the extra suvailance wont help in catching pedos
But UK is retarded anyway. I read a paper and it says "Man acused of murder blah blah sentanced for life blah blah 4 years in prison"
Love America where people get death penaltied, shot for intruding property, and where life sentances are 120 years

and despite all of this, it's still full of gun wielding serial killing school shooting criminals.

irpowa
04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
wow thats fucked.

just watch, bunch of bullshit statistics will be showing up and explaining how great this system is. then the f4g u.s. politicians will be strokin each other off on this plan, "we need dis security, we need dis control"

FUCK YOU COCK SUCKERS< ><<<<COS U CAN PROBABLY READ THIS
FUCK U COCK SUCKERS

Cranson
04-27-2009, 10:49 PM
Haa...
I love how Europe is getting overrun by muslims and the governments are taking away liberties and privacy from people.

20 years forward and the muslims will be the majority and be the ones in power thanks to dear old democracy and they're going to be using all the shit like this and we're all going to be forced into slavery and Islam will rule all..

Ugh, I either need to move to china or get on the winning team..

America, fuck yeah.

Beeblebrox
04-27-2009, 10:51 PM
"The government said it's not looking to see what you're saying, just to whom and when and how."

lolwut?

Milo Hobgoblin
04-27-2009, 10:57 PM
and despite all of this, it's still full of gun wielding serial killing school shooting criminals.

LOL.. exaggerate much.. Would you prefer the alternative. A nation filled with armed government thugs invading every aspect of your personal life and there isnt a god damn thing you can do about it because they ONLY people who have guns are criminals?

Because thats EXACTLY the situation Englnad is in.. or have you not read thenews in the last 20 years?

Milo Hobgoblin
04-27-2009, 10:58 PM
Yay4England. I barely ever talk on the phone anyway...

Im guessing you didnt see this covers ALL aspects of electronic communications.. .. email, facebook, cel phone?

Villa
04-27-2009, 10:59 PM
LOL.. exaggerate much.. Would you prefer the alternative. A nation filled with armed government thugs invading every aspect of your personal life and there isnt a god damn thing you can do about it because they ONLY people who have guns are criminals?

Because thats EXACTLY the situation Englnad is in.. or have you not read thenews in the last 20 years?
Other than paedophiles and terroroists, the only other people who seem to be upset by all this are Americans.

Villa
04-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Im guessing you didnt see this covers ALL aspects of electronic communications.. .. email, facebook, cel phone?
Oh nose, do you think the emm eye fivez are watchin me?

nathanpinard
04-27-2009, 11:07 PM
"The government said it's not looking to see what you're saying, just to whom and when and how."

Translated: Call Logs.

So...nothing new here. Nothing to rant about either. So the government knows you talked to your girlfriend at 8:04PM for 14 minutes.

Shaehl
04-27-2009, 11:16 PM
I'm calling it now guys:

Step 1:

Government assumes the right to snoop around its citizens phone calls, email, internet usage, etc. in order to fight terrorism and crime

Step 2:

Government decides that the terrorist threat is great enough that any attempt to protest or criticize the government is aiding the cause of terrorism

Step 3:

Government now has the tools to monitor all electronic communication and begins to arrest people who speak out against the government online, or frequent sites that do.

Step 4:

Government can now do whatever it wants to its citizens.

Villa
04-27-2009, 11:33 PM
Please stop watching V for Vendetta.
Thanks.

Nevron
04-27-2009, 11:34 PM
Only in the US ..oh wait.

Niles
04-27-2009, 11:35 PM
Please stop watching V for Vendetta.
Thanks.

But the mask is so sexy, I must fap moar!

Natdaprat
04-27-2009, 11:37 PM
I would love to rebel. Though alone I get arrested.

shadowy
04-27-2009, 11:48 PM
Only in the US ..oh wait.

Don't worry, US has been the forerunner in this.
If you don't believe me check the laws that were enacted after 9/11 to fight terrorism and stuff.

Poacher
04-27-2009, 11:54 PM
I'ma be honest here.

I don't give a damn. They can listen to me on the phone all they want, I'm not a criminal or a terrorist.

I sincerely hope their next move is to start shooting murderers, castrating pedos and strapping time bombs to terrorists they catch, dropping them off on the Dover beach and telling them the off switch is in France.

Rounding up Chavs and putting them in gas chambers would be a smart move too.

People say my political views are Facist, but the people I dislike largely deserve it. :(

But the bastard public keep voting in liberals. Then complaining about how criminals are running free, teachers can't control their pupils any more and the police are powerless to stop stuff. Bastard liberals.

Slade Trillgon
04-28-2009, 01:21 AM
and despite all of this, it's still full of gun wielding serial killing school shooting criminals.

I think you need to read a one of the most reliable set of statistics for all causes of mortality in the US.

Link (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr56/nvsr56_10.pdf)


Slade

Desperado[1G]
04-28-2009, 02:16 AM
This is happening in every white country (except parts of eastern europe). I hope I live long enough to see it rectified.

Milo Hobgoblin
04-28-2009, 02:22 AM
I think you need to read a one of the most reliable set of statistics for all causes of mortality in the US.

Link (http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr56/nvsr56_10.pdf)


Slade

damn good link.. Ive never seen that.

Mebit
04-28-2009, 02:49 AM
+1 to totalitarian dictator regime

-1 to public privacy(odds are some sicko in charge will fap over other peoples emails)

Sharuk
04-28-2009, 02:50 AM
I fail to see how any of this is a problem?
In fact, I for one look forward to the day the rest of you have to pay an unbelievers tax to me and my people.

You will probaly blow up before that day

TrikkyMakk
04-28-2009, 02:58 AM
You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

But then the anti-knife vests would become obsolete!

rwp80
04-28-2009, 03:03 AM
Only paedophiles and terrorists need fear anything.

Almost correct.

The truth is that only people labelled as paedophiles and terrorists need fear anything.

With this law in place, the Government can incriminate people with doctored ISP records or well-placed spyware. Legal fine-print is enough to throw responsibility of these things on the accused. ("It is your responsibility to keep your PC free from malicious content" etc)

A less paranoid and far more realistic theory is that normal, harmless internet activities could be twisted to appear criminal in a court of law.

For example:
Counter-Strike could be easily be referred to as a 'Terrorist Training Simulation'. You plant bombs and shoot AK47s at SAS soldiers, just as real terrorists do in foreign countries.
'Normal' pornographic sites could be referred to as 'Backdoors to online Paedophile Content'. Go to your favourite 'safe' porn site and click on a random link. Wherever you land, click on another random link. I bet that if you keep random-clicking, soon you'll be watching underage hardcore porn. (Off-Topic: Doug Stanhope, the genius that he is, was wrong about this and Midget Porn).


Whether or not you belive in fancy 'New World Order' conspiracy theories, you have to at least consider that the Government is trying to restrict freedom under the guise of National Security. Nazi Germany, Communist Russia, and China are previous Governments that headed slowly and steadily in this direction.

"Totalitarian Tiptoe" muchly?

PrimalSign
04-28-2009, 03:15 AM
Only paedophiles and terrorists need fe... oh shit

Fixed

Reckun
04-28-2009, 03:29 AM
1984 much?

rootedoak
04-28-2009, 05:31 AM
Are you all fucking kidding me?? I cant comprehend whats going on over there..



http://www.itpro.co.uk/610662/government-looks-to-isps-as-it-cuts-comms-database-plan


You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

The USA already does this.

rootedoak
04-28-2009, 05:34 AM
Just TXT(SMS):

"Bomb is planted in the White House. Report to the Holy Prophet."

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rootedoak
04-28-2009, 05:35 AM
Don't worry, US has been the forerunner in this.
If you don't believe me check the laws that were enacted after 9/11 to fight terrorism and stuff.

Yeah the Liberty Act or something.

hyperion_x91
04-28-2009, 05:35 AM
You will probaly blow up before that day

LOL... I laughed my ass off when I read this. Great response.

DoveAlexa
04-28-2009, 07:34 AM
And no one will do anything about this and then it'll be fascism everywhere :(.

Nevron
04-28-2009, 10:17 AM
Don't worry, US has been the forerunner in this.
If you don't believe me check the laws that were enacted after 9/11 to fight terrorism and stuff.

I find it mildly amusing how you magically infer that I was implying the US was excluded from such activity.

Butcher
04-28-2009, 11:28 AM
Idea of phone listening fails much
They expect terrorists to use English in their conversations hahaha
By the time shit gets translated the palace will be burning already

Poacher
04-28-2009, 01:22 PM
Idea of phone listening fails much
They expect terrorists to use English in their conversations hahaha
By the time shit gets translated the palace will be burning already

Then they'll just start arresting everyone who speaks in Arabic and translate it afterwards, releasing them if it's clean! :sly:

Rilman
04-28-2009, 01:29 PM
Haa...
I love how Europe is getting overrun by muslims and the governments are taking away liberties and privacy from people.

20 years forward and the muslims will be the majority and be the ones in power thanks to dear old democracy and they're going to be using all the shit like this and we're all going to be forced into slavery and Islam will rule all..

Ugh, I either need to move to china or get on the winning team..

If you live in England I suggest you use your vote to prevent this from happening. English people need to take a look at the streets and see that were being over-run by liberal pricks who want to invite everyone to our country and hand out everything free to them, fuck they're even introducing some Islamic laws in the north of our country.

Pay the British National Party site a visit with an open mind and read they're policies. Before you go there try to put aside the slurs of being racists that the mainstream govenment and press put on them because of the fear of losing power. You'll see that actually 99% of them just want whats right for British citizens and our country.

Badem
04-28-2009, 01:32 PM
who cares, the swine flu is going to kill us all so we dont need to worry

DeadlyHit
04-28-2009, 01:37 PM
Rounding up Chavs and putting them in gas chambers would be a smart move too.


LOL I knew Chavs would be brought into this topic, gotta love it :sly:

Poacher
04-28-2009, 01:53 PM
LOL I knew Chavs would be brought into this topic, gotta love it :sly:

Doesn't change the fact that it'd be a smart move, does it? :D

DeadlyHit
04-28-2009, 01:57 PM
Doesn't change the fact that it'd be a smart move, does it? :D

Same aspect of gassin moshers pakis and goths, all needs to be done.

Butcher
04-28-2009, 03:22 PM
Same aspect of gassin moshers pakis and goths, all needs to be done.

great that will leave Poles in command

Badem
04-28-2009, 03:23 PM
Same aspect of gassin moshers pakis and goths, all needs to be done.

Your not from Bradford by anychance :sly:

DeadlyHit
04-28-2009, 05:41 PM
Your not from Bradford by anychance :sly:

Na, another Paki infested land called Blackburn.

Jezrith
04-28-2009, 06:17 PM
Only paedophiles and terrorists need fear anything.

So this bill must have you doubly afraid. :ohno:

Fro
04-28-2009, 06:19 PM
Are you all fucking kidding me?? I cant comprehend whats going on over there..



http://www.itpro.co.uk/610662/government-looks-to-isps-as-it-cuts-comms-database-plan


You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

Are you a compelte idiot? it's not like your country has been doing it for years, but holy shit! Someones doing it in another country, better give them guns so they can go around slaughtering schools full of children.

Also to all you faggots spouting vote for BNP, suck my dick. If you dont think they're racist then you need to take your blinkers off.

Jezrith
04-28-2009, 06:23 PM
Someonesdoing it in another country, better give them guns so they can go around slaughtering schools fool of children.

Freudian slips FTW!

Fro
04-28-2009, 06:29 PM
Freudian slips FTW!

My mind is elsewhere...

Villa
04-28-2009, 06:46 PM
English people need to take a look at the streets and see that were being over-run by liberal pricks who want to invite everyone to our country and hand out everything free to them, fuck they're even introducing some Islamic laws in the north of our country.


You say it like this is a problem.
Why is this a problem? Just because YOU feel it is?
If it REALLY was a problem, they wouldn't have implemented anything, or gotten away with it.

The public gets what the public wants.

rwp80
04-28-2009, 06:54 PM
The public gets what the public wants.

Thankfully, not if Her Majesty disapproves. Sharian Law in Britain FTL.

God save the Queen. Or rather... "Allah hawakhbar... umm... the Queen!"

Butcher
04-28-2009, 06:56 PM
I feel less of a foreigner in London than real English people.
I really love how from the outlook it seems amazing that such a diverse community exists.
But then you look deeper and see that the old cracks are still there, and although the society has progressed, a lot of people still havn't and mentain their ignorant way of thinking, not realising that they are slapping the feeding hand

And I would rather live by Islamic law anyday, than this degenerative, sodomising and selfish debauchery thing local people call "life"

WhiteF1ame
04-28-2009, 08:20 PM
With 1 CCTV camera for every 13 citizens in the UK, how does this surprise you?

Dredgon
04-28-2009, 09:33 PM
Why don't they just mount a camera onto every persons head?

Death's Chill
04-28-2009, 10:09 PM
I'ma be honest here.

I don't give a damn. They can listen to me on the phone all they want, I'm not a criminal or a terrorist.

I sincerely hope their next move is to start shooting murderers, castrating pedos and strapping time bombs to terrorists they catch, dropping them off on the Dover beach and telling them the off switch is in France.

Rounding up Chavs and putting them in gas chambers would be a smart move too.

People say my political views are Facist, but the people I dislike largely deserve it. :(

But the bastard public keep voting in liberals. Then complaining about how criminals are running free, teachers can't control their pupils any more and the police are powerless to stop stuff. Bastard liberals.

Personal responsibility. People hate it.

Norse
04-29-2009, 03:27 AM
Fuckum. I see the UK the same way i see the French now. Cowards Libs and Feminazis oh my.

Crying Hyena
04-29-2009, 06:36 AM
I guess we'll be seeing an infux of "security camera" sex acts uploaded onto the internet. This bothers me especially when put in conjunction with people like Bruce Bueno de Mesquita, who believe that if you can get enough data on people, you can predict what they will do and if you can predict what they will do you can then engineer their actions. Maybe Noam Chomsky was right.

Miah Farrowe
04-29-2009, 06:46 AM
Are you all fucking kidding me?? I cant comprehend whats going on over there..



http://www.itpro.co.uk/610662/government-looks-to-isps-as-it-cuts-comms-database-plan


You all REALLY need your damn guns back.

W/E, pedo.

J/K, j/k.

Edit: England is very angry, or at least London is; scares the crap out of me whenever I happen to be there

Midlands are a ton of fun though, rough but oh so friendly and very welcoming, if they don't punch you in the face first; or sometimes, after they punch you in the face.