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Villa
04-27-2009, 07:45 PM
So I heard some speculation that Godzilla is in fact the personification of the aftermath of the nuclear holocaust inflicted upon the Japanese people.
It is apparently the physical manifestation of all the radiation and shit from Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Because the Japanese were too beatup to fight anymore, they resorted to using a 400 foot tall radioactive lizard to represent their collective outrage at the USA.
Not quite sure where the karate kicks and the punching fit into this, but they make for some decent comedy.
Teutates
04-27-2009, 07:47 PM
No. This thread is the low in your carreer.
Azra'eil
04-27-2009, 07:49 PM
http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/9879/Host.jpg
Villa
04-27-2009, 07:50 PM
Have you ever watched a Japanese Godzilla movie?
They are supremely awesome.
I recommend Godzilla vs Megalon, which features a 2v2 tag fight that lasts around 15 minutes. It also includes a flying kick from Godzilla, and a robot that turns into a giant for no apparent reason.
Teutates
04-27-2009, 07:50 PM
Godzilla (http://www.bloggingmatilda.com/storage/fucked-up-cat.jpg)
Justinian
04-27-2009, 07:51 PM
So I heard some speculation that Godzilla is in fact the personification of the aftermath of the nuclear holocaust inflicted upon the Japanese people.
It is apparently the physical manifestation of all the radiation and shit from Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Because the Japanese were too beatup to fight anymore, they resorted to using a 400 foot tall radioactive lizard to represent their collective outrage at the USA.
Not quite sure where the karate kicks and the punching fit into this, but they make for some decent comedy.
but Godzilla ends up being a hero later, right?
Teutates
04-27-2009, 07:52 PM
last post
Villa
04-27-2009, 07:52 PM
but Godzilla ends up being a hero later, right?
No he ends up turning into a French disaster that has to be resolved by Matthew Broderick and some American WMDs.
Justinian
04-27-2009, 07:53 PM
No he ends up turning into a French disaster that has to be resolved by Matthew Broderick and some American WMDs.
no man he ends up protecting the Happy Jappies from Mothra and shit. Way before the cinematic abortion starring that fuckin weiner from that goddamn 80s movie that everyone but me finds hilariously, rip-roaringly funny.
Largion
04-27-2009, 07:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr26p3hIgm4&NR=1
That is all you need to see
Azra'eil
04-27-2009, 07:55 PM
Villa on right-> http://blog.oregonlive.com/oregonatwar/2007/08/godzilla.jpg
Villa
04-27-2009, 07:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr26p3hIgm4&NR=1
That is all you need to see
That is simply the most amazing piece of unarmed combat you will EVER see in ANY movie.
Justinian
04-27-2009, 07:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr26p3hIgm4&NR=1
That is all you need to see
oh, that. yeah that's old school shit right there.
Villa
04-27-2009, 07:57 PM
Villa on right-> http://blog.oregonlive.com/oregonatwar/2007/08/godzilla.jpg
Hey there's a guy on the right trying to blend in with the red metal container thing.
Is he a night elf using that stupid hiding racial ability shit?
DeadlyHit
04-27-2009, 07:58 PM
Villa on right-> http://blog.oregonlive.com/oregonatwar/2007/08/godzilla.jpg
Lawl
Forgin
04-27-2009, 08:00 PM
Hey there's a guy on the right trying to blend in with the red metal container thing.
Is he a night elf using that stupid hiding racial ability shit?
That's left..
Largion
04-27-2009, 08:00 PM
Hey there's a guy on the right trying to blend in with the red metal container thing.
Is he a night elf using that stupid hiding racial ability shit?
Its on the left but nm. You must be immune to hide skill.
Edit: And Forgin is always 1 faster then me! damn that Forgin!! /shake fist
Villa
04-27-2009, 08:01 PM
That's left..
Not him, I mean the one on the right.
Maybe white people's eyesight is inferior?
Skyborn
04-27-2009, 08:37 PM
Gamera (http://media.photobucket.com/image/Gamera/Evilbunny1973/Gamera.jpg) > Godzilla
Beeblebrox
04-27-2009, 10:15 PM
last post
How...how...how did she know?
Villa
04-27-2009, 10:17 PM
How...how...how did she know?
I am going to possibly shed a tear or two because the legend known as Teutates made his very last post in one of my threads.
Beeblebrox
04-27-2009, 10:23 PM
I am going to possibly shed a tear or two because the legend known as Teutates made his very last post in one of my threads.
Indeed. Fire a rocket or something to celebrate.
Capricious
04-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Hi Villa.
Villa
04-27-2009, 10:48 PM
Hi Villa.
Hi Son.
Would you like to have a Jet Jaguar as a pet?
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