So my ex

[Tiarilir]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

[Niles]

Make her pregno!

[The Lost One]

No, both the short and long answer.

If she said she'd kill herself and fucking you is making her not then really you're just saving her life.

[Scully]

Tape it, and put it up here.

[Hitom]

If you dont get laid by some ofcourse magical reason, will you rape her?

[DocGonzo]

until after, when the sex is so fucking terribad that she kills herself in your bathroom to erase the hideous memory that reinforces why she left you the first time

i'm just sayin'...

[Badem]

we, the trolls of Forumfall, demand that you, the OP and lucky bastard getting sex today, make captures,pictures or movie tape, of the chick getting hinky with you (no need to show your parts, just her getting nekkid will do) so that we,the unlucky trolls, get to laugh at teh fucking moose you are nailing

(BTW do you need a wide lens to get her fucking lardy arse in?)

[Skyborn]

my prediction, you will enjoy, and immediately after regret this course of action.

[Tiarilir]

we, the trolls of Forumfall, demand that you, the OP and lucky bastard getting sex today, make captures,pictures or movie tape, of the chick getting hinky with you (no need to show your parts, just her getting nekkid will do) so that we,the unlucky trolls, get to laugh at teh fucking moose you are nailing

(BTW do you need a wide lens to get her fucking lardy arse in?)

she's quite goodlooking. A little bit pale, and a bit hairy up close, though.

[Forgin]

You're a bad person for not making her kill herself

[Niles]

she's quite goodlooking. A little bit pale, and a bit hairy up close, though.

Arab?

[Badem]

Arab?

noh, pale and hairy...sounds familiar (http://www.unregardmoderne.com/spip/IMG/gif/albino_gorilla1.gif)

[Vampz]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?Don't forget to tape it..

[Killuminati]

until after, when the sex is so fucking terribad that she kills herself in your bathroom to erase the hideous memory that reinforces why she left you the first time

i'm just sayin'...

you're one sadistic old man.

[Skyborn]

I am super serial...this is a bad idea. Bad bad bad bad idea.

[Tiarilir]

I am super serial...this is a bad idea. Bad bad bad bad idea.

Meh.

[Skyborn]

Meh.

Don't meh me you fucker. My roomie in college was screwing around with this chick...he KNEW she was fucking schizo crazy nutz and he figured...fuck it, Ill have some secks anyway. She was pretty cute after all.

So mid fuck session she trips out and starts screaming (mind you we are in our apartment and it has thin ass walls so we heard the whole thing (we were reaaally drunk)). She runs out of the bedroom (ass naked) to the bathroom.

Long story short the ho had tried to kill herself with at coat hanger. She then told her brother that my buddy had tried to rape her which led to some serious fucking drama.

RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY BITCHES.

[Forgin]

Don't meh me you fucker. My roomie in college was screwing around with this chick...he KNEW she was fucking schizo crazy nutz and he figured...fuck it, Ill have some secks anyway. She was pretty cute after all.

So mid fuck session she trips out and starts screaming (mind you we are in our apartment and it has thin ass walls so we heard the whole thing (we were reaaally drunk)). She runs out of the bedroom (ass naked) to the bathroom.

Long story short the ho had tried to kill herself with at coat hanger. She then told her brother that my buddy had tried to rape her which led to some serious fucking drama.

RAPE, THEN KILL CRAZY BITCHES.

fix't

[Gaal]

we, the trolls of Forumfall, demand that you, the OP and lucky bastard getting sex today, make captures,pictures or movie tape, of the chick getting hinky with you (no need to show your parts, just her getting nekkid will do) so that we,the unlucky trolls, get to laugh at teh fucking moose you are nailing

(BTW do you need a wide lens to get her fucking lardy arse in?)

lulz.

You're killing me with the silly british speak.

[The Lost One]

lulz.

You're killing me with the silly british speak.

Explain to me why Nova Scotia sounds like the hive of some insect-like swarm of Scottish people?

[Gaal]

Explain to me why Nova Scotia sounds like the hive of some insect-like swarm of Scottish people?

This should answer your question (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y).

[Killuminati]

Don't meh me you fucker. My roomie in college was screwing around with this chick...he KNEW she was fucking schizo crazy nutz and he figured...fuck it, Ill have some secks anyway. She was pretty cute after all.

So mid fuck session she trips out and starts screaming (mind you we are in our apartment and it has thin ass walls so we heard the whole thing (we were reaaally drunk)). She runs out of the bedroom (ass naked) to the bathroom.

Long story short the ho had tried to kill herself with at coat hanger. She then told her brother that my buddy had tried to rape her which led to some serious fucking drama.

RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY BITCHES.

so where did you hide the body?

[The Lost One]

This should answer your question (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y).

That was hilarious. Thank you for efficiently answering my question. It's all so terrifyingly clear now.

[Tiarilir]

so where did you hide the body?

The golf stream.

[The Lost One]

The golf stream.

Good choice, that shit goes far.

[Sorontar]

Good choice, that shit goes far.

The stream at our course is raked for lost balls so not ideal to hide a body there.

[DarkLily]

Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

Hell no - have a few friendly drinks, lay the silly bitch down and do all the stuff she wouldn't let you when you were together.

She's going to regret it anyway, so give her something to really regret.

[Skyborn]

Hell no - have a few friendly drinks, lay the silly bitch down and do all the stuff she wouldn't let you when you were together.

She's going to regret it anyway, so give her something to really regret.

This is simply proof that you are male. Way to fuck your trolling up, it was going well.

[DarkLily]

This is simply proof that you are male. Way to fuck your trolling up, it was going well.

No it's proof I'm not a stupid girl that threatens to kill herself and have rebound sex.

[Qikdraw]

This should answer your question (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz88kJSdT6Y).

That's right some funny.

[Teutates]

I'd say she sucks.

[DarkLily]

I'd say she sucks.

I liked the sucide thread, but posting 'x sucks' in every thread just, well, sucks.

[Teutates]

I liked the sucide thread, but posting 'x sucks' in every thread just, well, sucks.

Cry more (http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/you-fucking-crybaby.jpg)

[Dakeus]

Are you gonna tape it or what?

[Justinian]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

Fuck no. I'm doing that (minus the sex for now - she's actually principled, fucking imagine that) with my ex right now. One of my favorite games to play is to make people paranoid, and what better way to fuck with the new guy than to take her out on fun adventures (with the strong possibility of sex if it continues the way it's been going)?

Do it up, bro. You won't regret it.

[Death's Chill]

You want to fuck a chick that wanted to kill herself because someone broke up with her?

Am I the only one who likes to fuck respectable girls?

[Largion]

Tape it, and put it up here.

This ofc.

[Justinian]

You want to fuck a chick that wanted to kill herself because someone broke up with her?

Am I the only one who likes to fuck respectable girls?

I probably couldn't do it if it were just some random girl, but he's already established that he dated her before. Therefore, there's still some kind of attraction, I'm sure.

Make it look like a rat in a rainstorm after you get finished with your love paints, OP.

[DeadlyHit]

Tiar why do you lie? you turned her down as always.

[Skyborn]

This thread needs more Lethn, where is that whiny bitch anyway?

[PainlessDeath]

noh, pale and hairy...sounds familiar (http://www.unregardmoderne.com/spip/IMG/gif/albino_gorilla1.gif)

I'd hit it

[Dakeus]

This thread needs more Lethn, where is that whiny bitch anyway?

Banned like everyone else.

[Zimmix]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation? (http://youporn.com/watch/21365/deepest-deepthroat-ever/)

Yes abuse her!

[akroma]

live stream, live stream!

[Jathen]

The stream at our course is raked for lost balls so not ideal to hide a body there.

Haha

[Delwyn]

No, both the short and long answer.

If she said she'd kill herself and fucking you is making her not then really you're just saving her life.

This.

You're saving her life. Well done. You should get a medal.

[Spades Felligan]

live stream, live stream!

I support this. Set up your webcamera and give us a link, dude.


PM me if you don't want to make it public and get banned.

Fuck, this is what should happen on 4chan. It would be epic.

[Furion Storm]

we, the trolls of Forumfall, demand that you, the OP and lucky bastard getting sex today, make captures,pictures or movie tape, of the chick getting hinky with you (no need to show your parts, just her getting nekkid will do) so that we,the unlucky trolls, get to laugh at teh fucking moose you are nailing

(BTW do you need a wide lens to get her fucking lardy arse in?)

wow. /thread

[Kusghuul]

Whoever said live stream is a genius!

[Skyborn]

I am telling you Tia BAD BAD BAD idea...

When you get kicked in the nadz and charged with rape you'll realized you should have listened.

[Rathynas]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

Yeah. Why the hell would you stop her? If she's made the decision, let her go through with it.

[Milo Hobgoblin]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

Being that she told EVERYONE she is going to kill herself.. purely to get attention.. no.. she's a psycho.. have fun at her expense..

[nathanpinard]

You want to fuck a chick that wanted to kill herself because someone broke up with her?

Am I the only one who likes to fuck respectable girls?

It would be a lot better if it was like the movies, and someone tried to kill her, and you go and hide out in a shack somewhere and she's scared....but oddly horny.

[Tiarilir]

So yeah, nothing more than touchy-touchy. She told me to save the sex for later and we had couple masturbation for a while. No orgasms though.


Meh, I'll get her the next time >:[

[Niles]

So yeah, nothing more than touchy-touchy. She told me to save the sex for later and we had couple masturbation for a while. No orgasms though.


Meh, I'll get her the next time >:[

No pregno? :(

[akroma]

So yeah, nothing more than touchy-touchy. She told me to save the sex for later and we had couple masturbation for a while. No orgasms though.


Meh, I'll get her the next time >:[

what the fuck?! u couldnt even nail a psycho?

[Tiarilir]

No pregno? :(

got to touch her vaggie though.

[Forgin]

So yeah, nothing more than touchy-touchy. She told me to save the sex for later and we had couple masturbation for a while. No orgasms though.


Meh, I'll get her the next time >:[

If she isn't gonna put out then dumb her NOW, you don't want this.

[Niles]

got to touch her vaggie though.

Meh, gief kids!

[DarkLily]

got to touch her vaggie though.

Oh come on, you got that far and no orgasms? You suck.

[Natdaprat]

Go for it. You sound like you rarely get any, think for yourself!!

[Aidaru]

Go for it. You sound like you rarely get any, think for yourself!!

This is the suggestion I'd go with.

[Razel]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

well leat ya kept her from killen herself for a couple hours

[Sqarak]

well leat ya kept her from killen herself for a couple hours
It actually a win win situation.

He does a good deed and gets some fun

[Razel]

It actually a win win situation.

He does a good deed and gets some fun

hes a sscholar and a genital

[Badem]

I had same the other night, got a girl home, she got lots of orgasms but i got non, becasue everytime i got hard and went to have sex my foreskin was too tight to pull back and it cracked when i did

so now i have a sore willy

Time for a circumcision for me, my beast is too big to be held in this useless flap of skin

[Aidaru]

I had same the other night, got a girl home, she got lots of orgasms but i got non, becasue everytime i got hard and went to have sex my foreskin was too tight to pull back and it cracked when i did

so now i have a sore willy

Time for a circumcision for me, my beast is too big to be held in this useless flap of skin

Get a piercing while you're at it. It's been great for me.

[Badem]

nah, dont quite see the need for a nob piericng to be honest

[DeadlyHit]

nah, dont quite see the need for a nob piericng to be honest

Especially if you get a crazy bitch who rips it off, owie.

[Dredgon]

Just got dumped by her newest guy. She told everyone she's going to kill herself. I told her to get over here and have some fun instead.


she's coming in 2 hours or so. I'm most likely getting laid tonight.


Am I a bad person for taking advantage of the situation?

Will it be raging nerd sex?

[Sqarak]

Will it be raging nerd sex?

Who cares? Do you really do?