just fucking great. Someone has to die in the office today

[biggunsar]

She couldn't wait until next week, when i am on holiday huh...NOOOOooooo. jesus FUUUUCK!!!.

And all the women are fucking crying (im a sociopath) so i have to "pretend" to be sad. The thing is, i dont' know how to do that. It takes all my energy at family funerals to pretend to be sad. I don't need this shit, over someone I hardly know.

So i am fucking hiding in my office today.

I get called over to the 2nd court office, and holy fuck. Women are weeping, ect ect.

I was just thinking "i gotta get the fuck outta here" i had to try hard not to crack a smile.

Fuck people, she's dead. Why dont' you take that sadness and turn it into "dont' bitch at other people" motivation. Becuase life is that short.

Instead they weep, be sad for someone that they can't bring back. And the next day, will be back to thier pettyness.

Bahhhhh humans., I'm just glad i got a place to hide.

[kordoyn]

Now may be your only chance for sex. Quick, jump on her.

[popsaregood230]

Now may be your only chance for sex. Quick, jump on her.

make sure you twiddle her nipples.

[Badem]

Fuck man, Come into work tomorrow wearing a clown costume for the fucking Lulz

[Forgin]

I hate people who die, selfish cunts..

[Badem]

do you know where her desk is?

go to it and lay claim to the entire lot, Stick up a notice stating a wake in the office to rememebr her by and people to bring cake

lots and fucking lots of cake

then the day of the wake pull the fire alarm and sneak all the cake into your office and spend all day gorging on cake until your fat little belly explodes

[Nyrap]

She couldn't wait until next week, when i am on holiday huh...NOOOOooooo. jesus FUUUUCK!!!.

And all the women are fucking crying (im a sociopath) so i have to "pretend" to be sad. The thing is, i dont' know how to do that. It takes all my energy at family funerals to pretend to be sad. I don't need this shit, over someone I hardly know.

So i am fucking hiding in my office today.

I get called over to the 2nd court office, and holy fuck. Women are weeping, ect ect.

I was just thinking "i gotta get the fuck outta here" i had to try hard not to crack a smile.

Fuck people, she's dead. Why dont' you take that sadness and turn it into "dont' bitch at other people" motivation. Becuase life is that short.

Instead they weep, be sad for someone that they can't bring back. And the next day, will be back to thier pettyness.

Bahhhhh humans., I'm just glad i got a place to hide.

You IT nerds should try talking more to the office girls. Guarentee you theres some scandal and fun to be had.

[Natdaprat]

Bahhhhh humans., I'm just glad i got a place to hide.

That's pretty sad. You must be a lonely fella :(

[Beeblebrox]

Swine flu already?

[Badem]

I got all the scandal and fun I can handle snooping through peoples Emails and intercepting phonecalls

then sending anon messages to unions and papers for the Lulz

[BlackVolgan]

OP sounds like dwight schrute. Mourning for someone who died in your working space is a sign of weakness right?

[Poacher]

I don't even make the effort at funerals and such to look sad, it makes me giggle inside knowing that people think I'm a cold hearted bastard. :D

[Surly]

was she black?

[Badem]

was she black?

you wanna poke her do you Surly?

[Skyborn]

Why don't you act totally devastated and use it as an excuse to go home?

[DR.NUMBERS]

Why don't you act totally devastated and use it as an excuse to go home?

This. Exploit to the full potential. Request leave, preferably paid, to mourn. Explain that this is affecting your productivity and you need some time to recover.

[biggunsar]

This. Exploit to the full potential. Request leave, preferably paid, to mourn. Explain that this is affecting your productivity and you need some time to recover.

I thought about this. But im not that good of an actor.

[ColonelTEE3]

Fuck man, Come into work tomorrow wearing a clown costume for the fucking Lulz

Sir, if you videotape yourself doing this, i will have no choice but to pay you a large sum of money.

[Killuminati]

you can always kill yourself so they can cry about you instead..don't be jealous.

[The Lost One]

It's strange that a lot of people really can't deal with death. It's never really bothered me. I can see how people would find it sad but it just doesn't make much sense to me.

Death Happens. Life Happens. Shit Happens.

[Killuminati]

It's strange that a lot of people really can't deal with death. It's never really bothered me. I can see how people would find it sad but it just doesn't make much sense to me.

Death Happens. Life Happens. Shit Happens.

your mom

[The Lost One]

your mom

Your dad.


That's right.





I've come way down here to your level.

[Killuminati]

wut

[Skyborn]

your mom

I hate to admit it but I lol'd at this.

[Tir McDohl]

Forumfall is a bunch of middle-class etough teenage white guys who have been suckling mommies and daddies tits for too long.

[Skyborn]

Forumfall is a bunch of middle-class etough teenage white guys who have been suckling mommies and daddies tits for too long.

And you're an emo asian kid with limp wrists and bleach tipped hair wearing a fucking v-neck t-shirt to show off your 14 y.o. chest pubes. Communist.

[Tir McDohl]

And you're an emo asian kid with limp wrists and bleach tipped hair wearing a fucking v-neck t-shirt to show off your 14 y.o. chest pubes. Communist.

no, im just a troll account you idiot

[Skyborn]

no, im just a troll account you idiot

Enjoy your IP ban.

[Teutates]

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[Azra'eil]

I need a place to post this:

"There is no appeals process, our decision is final, and we will not reveal our methods." -Bush... wait no.. Tasos.

[Largion]

So what killed her?

[Azra'eil]

So what killed her?

Carrot (http://blogs1.marthastewart.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/28/carrots_hummus_2.jpg) Sticks (http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/137733_9243682_mywrite/carrots.jpg)

[Mephiston]

I don't even make the effort at funerals and such to look sad, it makes me giggle inside knowing that people think I'm a cold hearted bastard. :D

This!

I feel exactly the same!!!

[nathanpinard]

She couldn't wait until next week, when i am on holiday huh...NOOOOooooo. jesus FUUUUCK!!!.

And all the women are fucking crying (im a sociopath) so i have to "pretend" to be sad. The thing is, i dont' know how to do that. It takes all my energy at family funerals to pretend to be sad. I don't need this shit, over someone I hardly know.

So i am fucking hiding in my office today.

I get called over to the 2nd court office, and holy fuck. Women are weeping, ect ect.

I was just thinking "i gotta get the fuck outta here" i had to try hard not to crack a smile.

Fuck people, she's dead. Why dont' you take that sadness and turn it into "dont' bitch at other people" motivation. Becuase life is that short.

Instead they weep, be sad for someone that they can't bring back. And the next day, will be back to thier pettyness.

Bahhhhh humans., I'm just glad i got a place to hide.

Was she hot?

[Wind4Air]

Was she hot?

Of coruse she was! No one crys for uggos.

[biggunsar]

So what killed her?

get this...youre gonna laugh

OUR NEW hr person decided to have a "biggest loser" competition in the department.
All the fatties signed up. Including the one that died. (only about 11 women, out of the whole department) It's where whoever loses the most weight wins something (our prize was a ticket to miami)
This was the last week of a 2 month "biggest loser" contest

And get this...she died.....while on...HER TREADMILL!

OMG...IRONIC

I imagine the HR person must feel like shit. YOU KILLED HER. I knew there was a reason why i never liked HR.

[Barbot]

get this...youre gonna laugh

OUR NEW hr person decided to have a "biggest loser" competition in the court.
All the fatties signed up. Including the one that died. (only about 11 women, out of the whole court) It's where whoever loses the most weight wins something (our prize was a ticket to miami)
This was the last week of a 2 month "biggest loser" contest

And get this...she died.....while on...HER TREADMILL!

OMG...IRONIC

I imagine the HR person must feel like shit. YOU KILLED HER. I knew there was a reason why i never liked HR.

LIES! I know it was the swine flu, and I know you are part of a government conspiracy to cover it up.

[Zimmix]

Carrot (http://blogs1.marthastewart.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/28/carrots_hummus_2.jpg) Sticks (http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/137733_9243682_mywrite/carrots.jpg)

I see what you did ther (http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg)e (http://youporn.com/watch/287290/2-german-ladies-have-their-work-cut-out/)

[Spades Felligan]

Girls like men who are sensitive on the inside. So act sensitive. In the middle of the next office meeting, burst out crying and exclaim how much you miss her gentle soul and how it's wrecked you.

They'll all love you.

[biggunsar]

Girls like men who are sensitive on the inside. So act sensitive. In the middle of the next office meeting, burst out crying and exclaim how much you miss her gentle soul and how it's wrecked you.

They'll all love you.

that's a great idea!

there are a few hotties here.

[Skyborn]

that's a great idea!

there are a few hotties here.

this plan is win