Father Kills Wife, 3 Kids.

[tallefred]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/04/18/maryland.family.shot/index.html

Goddamn spree killers. They're flooding the market with their unoriginal an irresponsible methods. Someone's gotta put a stop to this.

[popsaregood230]

Unoriginal, cookie cutter news story. Bodes well for an unoriginal, cookie cutter murderer. See serial killing thread for advice.

[verlox2]

I worry for you, Tallefred. If you don't murder someone soon, you might be forced to do something horrible.