Serial Killing

[tallefred]

Ok, I'm going to be killing a bunch of people. I need advice on weaponry, preparation, victims, etc. The weapons need to be efficient while still being terrifying, so nothing too outlandish. Please try to keep it cheap, I'm not American Psycho so it has to be reasonable. That said, don't skimp, I'm willing to invest in my hobby.

I haven't decided yet whether I'll be taking the route of clinical evil (i.e. bright fluorescent, lots of white, etc.) or dark old school horror, so feel free to give suggestions in either group.

No humans or animals were harmed in the production of this post. All rights reserved.

[-Jotun]

killing yourself would be a good start

[Beeblebrox]

You're a young american who frequents gaming forums, there's a high chance you're actually being serious about killing people.

Just think something like "what would Dexter do?"

[tallefred]

killing yourself would be a good start

Obvious troll.

[Someone]

I say you need some cheap and easy garrote, not to thin though and maybe with some knot on it for larynx crushing.

Once you get that I humbly suggest that you start taking walks in dark areas, when you encounter another person and there's no one in sight you slip out your garrote and strangle that motherfucker until the tongue is as blue as their face. Then you walk off and dispose of the garrote at a later time.

If I was to classify it in the horror scale I think it would be old school. It's just oppurtunistic attacks without much planning or real afterthought, just don't start leaving notes about how awesome you are.

[tallefred]

I say you need some cheap and easy garrote, not to thin though and maybe with some knot on it for larynx crushing.

Once you get that I humbly suggest that you start taking walks in dark areas, when you encounter another person and there's no one in sight you slip out your garrote and strangle that motherfucker until the tongue is as blue as their face. Then you walk off and dispose of the garrote at a later time.

If I was to classify it in the horror scale I think it would be old school. It's just oppurtunistic attacks without much planning or real afterthought, just don't start leaving notes about how awesome you are.

First of all, that's going to get boring fast. The whole point of this is that I crave human interaction. I need to be able to talk to these people, experience their emotion, not just kill them.

Second of all, it's no fun without notes. The notes are what keep the game interesting.

I tried watching Dexter, the guy's a freak. No emotion to his killing at all. Show got boring fast, I didn't even finish the first season.

[Hitom]

If you really want to kill people. Become a hitman. Might aswell earn some money while you're doing it.

[Natdaprat]

Use a mother fucking bow and when you've killed everyone that has seen you, then get a gun and shoot someone in the head and give them the bow. Say you killed him cos he was killing everyone.

[tallefred]

If you really want to kill people. Become a hitman. Might aswell earn some money while you're doing it.

That was a great game. All of them (although the 4th got a little weird and the 3rd stole the Lee Hong mission set from the 1st). Just wanted to point that out.

I don't need the money. Although that was kind of my dream as a kid, but in retrospect it's a good way to get killed.

[Mudgutts]

the best serial killers use weapons found in the victim's domicile and or the area surrounding where the crime is to take place. -meaning, be inventive and spontaneous.

protip: never use the same way of killing nor the same weapon twice. make the fuzz work for your capture. oh, no matter how hard it is, resist the urge to take trophies.

[tallefred]

the best serial killers use weapons found in the victim's domicile and or the area surrounding where the crime is to take place. -meaning, be inventive and spontaneous.

protip: never use the same way of killing nor the same weapon twice. make the fuzz work for your capture. oh, no matter how hard it is, resist the urge to take trophies.

This is a good idea. What about locations? Keep in mind that I need time with the victim, I can't just pop him at a distance with a sniper rifle.

No trophies is a given.

[Mudgutts]

this is where expert stalking and surveillance come into play. one must make those decisions based on the chosen victim's daily movements, and habits.

-note. one must have the patience of a chopping block. and never, never let others see you whilst doing so. one might be inclined to befriend the victim...that will almost surely put you on a suspect list.

complete randomness is the road to a long future of a happy, multiple kill, serial killer.

[Haeso]

This thread will end well, mark my words.

[1998altima]

This is a good idea. What about locations? Keep in mind that I need time with the victim, I can't just pop him at a distance with a sniper rifle.

No trophies is a given.

Easiest way to get someone is to enter their home during the day. Go to some fancy-schmancy suburban neighborhood and I GUARANTEE that one of the homeowners doesn't lock their door. Find a blunt weapon, knock them out when they come home, tie them onto a bed or in a chair and then you can get to your business.

[Killuminati]

Just go Eric & Dylan on some school or something with cheap sawed off shotguns.

Fuck serial killing..go out with style



protip: never use the same way of killing nor the same weapon twice. make the fuzz work for your capture. oh, no matter how hard it is, resist the urge to take trophies.

Yah, don't want the cops to notice a pattern and follow your trail.

[tallefred]

Just go Eric & Dylan on some school or something with cheap sawed off shotguns.

Fuck serial killing..go out with style

You better watch your fucking mouth or you go on the list. Don't you go comparing me to those emo pussy ass spree killers.

Fuck serial killing? Are you serious? What, you one of those fucking liberal pussy mother fuckers? Seriously shut the fuck up, you're fucking pissing me off.

Easiest way to get someone is to enter their home during the day. Go to some fancy-schmancy suburban neighborhood and I GUARANTEE that one of the homeowners doesn't lock their door. Find a blunt weapon, knock them out when they come home, tie them onto a bed or in a chair and then you can get to your business.

Now this is a good idea, but I'd prefer not to do it in the house. Chances are they have friends or neighbors who might notice something. What I'm really looking for is suggestions about where to take them for the actual act, and how to transport them, both before and after.

Also, dump locations would be appreciated- I can't have these bodies washing up all along the coast. A fisherman might be able to help here, or someone else who knows a good dump location other than the ocean.

[Someone]

First of all, that's going to get boring fast. The whole point of this is that I crave human interaction. I need to be able to talk to these people, experience their emotion, not just kill them.

Second of all, it's no fun without notes. The notes are what keep the game interesting.

I tried watching Dexter, the guy's a freak. No emotion to his killing at all. Show got boring fast, I didn't even finish the first season.

Oh come on. Do you want to get fucking caught? Leaving notes and actually interacting with the people you kill? That completly fucking stupid, only a moron would fail to get you if you operate like that.

With my method, while using the same method every time, it becomes completly random. You don't know the victim and they don't know you, there is no real planning to it and the only real demand is that there be no witnesses. There will simply start to show up bodies at random locations that have been strangled with a wire, as there's no blood you don't need to do any suspicious washing and as the target is alone the risk is lower. Still there may be the occasional victim being armed which could get hairy.

[Mudgutts]

another thing you might want to take into consideration. before you get the 'taste' for it, don't go after 'society' citizens. start with transients, deviants, hookers, etc..etc..get into the zone, see how you like it.

no one every really misses them, and the investigations never really go far.

[Killuminati]

Fuck serial killing? Are you serious? What, you one of those fucking liberal pussy mother fuckers? Seriously shut the fuck up, you're fucking pissing me off.


lol

[tallefred]

Oh come on. Do you want to get fucking caught? Leaving notes and actually interacting with the people you kill? That completly fucking stupid, only a moron would fail to get you if you operate like that.

With my method, while using the same method every time, it becomes completly random. You don't know the victim and they don't know you, there is no real planning to it and the only real demand is that there be no witnesses. There will simply start to show up bodies at random locations that have been strangled with a wire, as there's no blood you don't need to do any suspicious washing and as the target is alone the risk is lower. Still there may be the occasional victim being armed which could get hairy.

First of all, with a garrote there is blood, just not much. The wire will break the skin though.

Second of all, killing people in a park? That's going to get my caught through bad luck sooner or later. The wire occasionally snaps, although I've heard fishing line is far more durable than the old school piano wire. Additionally, like you said, there is the issue of people being armed, sooner or later I will jump the wrong guy.

Third of all, I already said that I'm not just killing people. I need the human interaction. There's absolutely no purpose to just strangling random people. What the fuck am I gonna do, whisper in their ear? They won't even be fucking paying attention. I may as well just sit at home and masturbate with my own blood, for all the good it will do me.

Fourth of all, the notes are non negotiable. If the Zodiac could pull it off, so could I.

Fifth of all, fuck off. You aren't being supportive and you've been very cruel to me just now. I'd appreciate if you would stop calling me names like "stupid". It hurts and it's not fair that just because you have a differing opinion than me on an issue you think you can call me names.

another thing you might want to take into consideration. before you get the 'taste' for it, don't go after 'society' citizens. start with transients, deviants, hookers, etc..etc..get into the zone, see how you like it.

no one every really misses them, and the investigations never really go far.

Thank you. You see Someone? This is what a helpful post looks like.

[1998altima]

Now this is a good idea, but I'd prefer not to do it in the house. Chances are they have friends or neighbors who might notice something. What I'm really looking for is suggestions about where to take them for the actual act, and how to transport them, both before and after.

Also, dump locations would be appreciated- I can't have these bodies washing up all along the coast. A fisherman might be able to help here, or someone else who knows a good dump location other than the ocean.

Shit man, unless you get into a relationship with these people they are not going to trust you. But if you get into a relationship then the police will probably be able to track you to every person you murder.

That's why I said you should just kill random people who leave their houses unlocked.

Dump location is easy... a dumpster. Chop up your victims, put them in a heavy duty garbage bag and dump them in a dumpster.

[tallefred]

Shit man, unless you get into a relationship with these people they are not going to trust you. But if you get into a relationship then the police will probably be able to track you to every person you murder.

That's why I said you should just kill random people who leave their houses unlocked.

Dump location is easy... a dumpster. Chop up your victims, put them in a heavy duty garbage bag and dump them in a dumpster.

I would prefer if there was more time for the trail to get cold. A day or two before the garbage men come is just not enough time. I was thinking maybe a landfill or out in the ocean somewhere, but the problem with the ocean is that the bodies might wash up on shore.

I'm considering incinerating the bodies and dumping the pieces. You can get wood ovens installed in your home, but the problem with that is that I'd have to bring them home, which could lead to all sorts of issues with my mom. I'd probably have to sort that out in advance.

I don't really need them to trust me. I can do a grab, the problem is finding a location for the actual deed. Like I said, my home is probably not an option, and their home is too risky.

[Natdaprat]

To seduce your victims you act crippled at night and try to load a sofa into a van. If the victim helps make them go on the inside of the van and then close the door on them. Then skin them alive.

[Mudgutts]

To seduce your victims you act crippled at night and try to load a sofa into a van. If the victim helps make them go on the inside of the van and then close the door on them. Then skin them alive.

hahaha. it puts the lotion on it's skin. it does this when it's told or it get's the hose again.

/penis tuck optional

[tallefred]

To seduce your victims you act crippled at night and try to load a sofa into a van. If the victim helps make them go on the inside of the van and then close the door on them. Then skin them alive.

No, I'm not ripping off movies. This has to be a work of art.

[Rahavin]

I swear off topic is the best thing to ever come from Darkfall.

Only here could you get this information and have a serious discussion

[Natdaprat]

No, I'm not ripping off movies. This has to be a work of art.

Ok. If you want to be psychotic, get two people and tie one to a chair or something and put a gun to the others head. Ask the one you've put a gun to if he/she'd like to die or the other will die. Say that the living person will be set free. Watch them make their choice and touch yourself. Then kill the person they chose and do what you wish with the other.

[Someone]

Thank you. You see Someone? This is what a helpful post looks like.

Ok, I'm sorry. It's just that I feel very strongly about the strangling approach, I think about it every time I walk my dog late at night and encounter another person, just slip that leash around their neck and then squeeze until their face is black.

But you're right, this isn't about my serial killing fantasies, it's about yours. Sorry for being so uncooperative and hostile. Friends?

Well now that we have that out of the way, I would suggest you go back to Dexter for inspiration. While he is very unemotional when he kills you don't have to be. His targeting of rapists, murderes and other criminals gives him alot of support on the streets. He is also very methodical and makes sure there are as few traces of him near his victims as possible. But if you have to go with the notes then make sure they cannot in any way be traced back to you. It's all fun and games until they lead them to you and they kick down your door and you end up in a death cell.

[tallefred]

Ok. If you want to be psychotic, get two people and tie one to a chair or something and put a gun to the others head. Ask the one you've put a gun to if he/she'd like to die or the other will die. Say that the living person will be set free. Watch them make their choice and touch yourself. Then kill the person they chose and do what you wish with the other.

Well obviously I can't be setting the second person free, but I don't really want to lie to them. On the other hand, this idea has so much potential I'd have to give it a shot at least once. I could use family members to make it more of a tough choice, because no one is going to act noble in a position like that unless it's someone they care about.

[1998altima]

I would prefer if there was more time for the trail to get cold. A day or two before the garbage men come is just not enough time. I was thinking maybe a landfill or out in the ocean somewhere, but the problem with the ocean is that the bodies might wash up on shore.

I'm considering incinerating the bodies and dumping the pieces. You can get wood ovens installed in your home, but the problem with that is that I'd have to bring them home, which could lead to all sorts of issues with my mom. I'd probably have to sort that out in advance.

I don't really need them to trust me. I can do a grab, the problem is finding a location for the actual deed. Like I said, my home is probably not an option, and their home is too risky.

I don't understand? You think the garbage men are actually going to look through your specific trash?

I really don't think their is an option to get these people to another location before you kill them. Well hookers would be no problem but other people would be more difficult. How are you going to hide/disguise a limp body and get it into your vehicle?

For location I would choose somewhere out in the wilderness, like deep in a forest or desert. If you live in a city then you gotta drive out far.

[Mudgutts]

I would prefer if there was more time for the trail to get cold. A day or two before the garbage men come is just not enough time. I was thinking maybe a landfill or out in the ocean somewhere, but the problem with the ocean is that the bodies might wash up on shore.
re-using a method for disposal would be on the big no-no list. unless you'd like a name to go along with it. the thought of going down as 'the dumpster dumper' doesn't go over well with me. again, it's a choice thing. the ocean might be ideal. lots of ways to dispose of a corpse and even CREATE one. wouldn't use it to often though, as randomness is key! but yeah concrete shoes...cinder-blocks and some chain...

I'm considering incinerating the bodies and dumping the pieces. You can get wood ovens installed in your home, but the problem with that is that I'd have to bring them home, which could lead to all sorts of issues with my mom. I'd probably have to sort that out in advance.remember this; only a pig shits where it eats. and you must (this is a big must) keep your interests MOBILE.


I don't really need them to trust me. I can do a grab, the problem is finding a location for the actual deed. Like I said, my home is probably not an option, and their home is too risky.
you must be careful, but there are thousands of campgrounds and state parks all over the place. remember, never take a kill from the same area either.

as far as dumping the victim, again creativity is the key.

[1998altima]

heroshade is banned so he wanted me to give you this message OP.

We're all going to be fucked when we see this on the news and they discover us to be accomplices...

[tallefred]

Ok, I'm sorry. It's just that I feel very strongly about the strangling approach, I think about it every time I walk my dog late at night and encounter another person, just slip that leash around their neck and then squeeze until their face is black.

But you're right, this isn't about my serial killing fantasies, it's about yours. Sorry for being so uncooperative and hostile. Friends?

Well now that we have that out of the way, I would suggest you go back to Dexter for inspiration. While he is very unemotional when he kills you don't have to be. His targeting of rapists, murderes and other criminals gives him alot of support on the streets. He is also very methodical and makes sure there are as few traces of him near his victims as possible. But if you have to go with the notes then make sure they cannot in any way be traced back to you. It's all fun and games until they lead them to you and they kick down your door and you end up in a death cell.

No worries, apology accepted. I may have overreacted a bit. Sorry.

You're right, I probably should go back to Dexter. He is certainly very methodical, and I think I may be acting a little headstrong. Don't want to end up with a body I don't know what to do with, and he seems to plan things out pretty well.

Perhaps you're right about the notes. All the same, this is about my dream. I've waited all my life for this, and I want to get the most out of the experience. Even if that means I end up getting caught, it's better than always wondering what it could have been if I'd only had the courage to face my fears and go with my dream. I'll be careful about the choice of victim though, I certainly won't be gunning for the President, at least not yet.

I don't understand? You think the garbage men are actually going to look through your specific trash?

I really don't think their is an option to get these people to another location before you kill them. Well hookers would be no problem but other people would be more difficult. How are you going to hide/disguise a limp body and get it into your vehicle?

For location I would choose somewhere out in the wilderness, like deep in a forest or desert. If you live in a city then you gotta drive out far.

I was thinking I could find a location near their home for the actual execution, and choose victims who live near a means of disposal to minimize travel times. Hookers would be a logical starting point since I can take them wherever I want to, but I don't want to get dependent on one source so I'll have to move beyond that eventually. The problem with dumpsters is that rotting human flesh smells very bad, and it could raise suspicion. The last thing I need is to get after my first kill for such a stupid mistake.re-using a method for disposal would be on the big no-no list. unless you'd like a name to go along with it. the thought of going down as 'the dumpster dumper' doesn't go over well with me. again, it's a choice thing. the ocean might be ideal. lots of ways to dispose of a corpse and even CREATE one. wouldn't use it to often though, as randomness is key! but yeah concrete shoes...cinder-blocks and some chain...

remember this; only a pig shits where it eats. and you must (this is a big must) keep your interests MOBILE.



you must be careful, but there are thousands of campgrounds and state parks all over the place. remember, never take a kill from the same area either.

as far as dumping the victim, again creativity is the key.

You raise an interesting point about mobility. An RV would solve all the problems. Besides for the fact that I wouldn't raise suspicion by killing out the entire hooker population of a single city, I would be able to choose victims much more easily since transporting the bodies would be much, much easier.

heroshade is banned so he wanted me to give you this message OP.

Yeah, no worries. I'll ask a mod to delete the thread when we are done.

[Mebit]

Depending on where you do the massacre they may drop different loot.

...Dibs on epic purple :D

[Natdaprat]

I think I remember reading one should call the authorities about these types of threads on the internet.

[Hitom]

heroshade is banned so he wanted me to give you this message OP.

What was he banned for?

[-Jotun]

The fact you have a 2000+ and have been on forumfall for less than a year should be evidence enough of your non-existant personality of a worthless human being, like I said killing yourself because of these situations seems like a great idea. It would save time having the other serial killer having to finish his job killing nerds who think about killing other people ---- remember, serial killers hate competition. Now go for it.

[1998altima]

What was he banned for?

Apparently he said muslims were sub-human troglodytes.

But I think he's just suspended actually, so he'll be back.

[tallefred]

The fact you have a 2000+ and have been on forumfall for less than a year should be evidence enough of your non-existant personality of a worthless human being, like I said killing yourself because of these situations seems like a great idea. It would save time having the other serial killer having to finish his job killing nerds who think about killing other people ---- remember, serial killers hate competition. Now go for it.

Whatever buddy. We're going to have some prime time, you and I.

Depending on where you do the massacre they may drop different loot.

...Dibs on epic purple :D

I'm afraid looting is out of the question, like I said I'm avoiding taking trophies.

[1998altima]

Yeah, no worries. I'll ask a mod to delete the thread when we are done.

Wait, you're not actually going to do this... are you??? :ninja:

[Mebit]

I'm afraid looting is out of the question, like I said I'm avoiding taking trophies.

Lame....

[tallefred]

Wait, you're not actually going to do this... are you??? :ninja:

I appreciate your concern but that is none of your affair.

[Ankh]

I just pull out my massive penis and slap people to death.

That's the only way to serially kill tbh.

[kordoyn]

Make sure to wear a condom.

[tallefred]

Make sure to wear a condom.

I always use a condom. Safety first, I always say.

[Ankh]

Make sure to wear a condom.

When I say slap people to death I mean a slow and horrible death of AIDS.

If I put on a condom that won't happen now will it?

[Someone]

When I say slap people to death I mean a slow and horrible death of AIDS.

If I put on a condom that won't happen now will it?

That is way to indirect. I say you should use a condom and then smear ebola blood all over it before you do the dirty deed. That way you could maybe even start an ebola epidemic and that bad motherfucker got nearly 80% fatality rate and it's not a nice way to go.

[Hitom]

Forumfall is the internet's answer to the Aristocrats joke.

[Slaker]

Cidius.

[The Dark Zealot]

I suggest carving random cities into your victims backs, and laugh about how the cops are trying to figure out what you mean.
but yeah, conversations, then death? your best bet would be to take a tied up victim on a boat and throw em in the water with blocks on their feet


did any1 else get a kickass idea for a single player sandbox rpg?

[tallefred]

I suggest carving random cities into your victims backs, and laugh about how the cops are trying to figure out what you mean.
but yeah, conversations, then death? your best bet would be to take a tied up victim on a boat and throw em in the water with blocks on their feet


did any1 else get a kickass idea for a single player sandbox rpg?

Unfortunately, there are already several serial killer games out there. Postal, Hitman, and you can do it in GTA as well.

Although Postal is more of a spree killer game than a serial killer game.

[verlox2]

Kill them with laughter

[tallefred]

Kill them with laughter

Can't have slaughter without laughter, eh? Good idea.

[verlox2]

Good idea.

They come every now and then.

Murder Muslims by stuffing pork down their throat while reading the passage from the New Testament that says you can eat whatever you want, with added commentary by yourself.

Or give their daughters mini-skirts.

[Rahavin]

They come every now and then.

Murder Muslims by stuffing pork down their throat while reading the passage from the New Testament that says you can eat whatever you want, with added commentary by yourself.

Or give their daughters mini-skirts.

too soon man

[verlox2]

too soon man

Since when did I care about peoples' feelings?

[The Dark Zealot]

Unfortunately, there are already several serial killer games out there. Postal, Hitman, and you can do it in GTA as well.

Although Postal is more of a spree killer game than a serial killer game.

No, a complete game based on serial killing, sandbox mode. just an average joe, who went crazy, your based out of your house, you have a weird closet that dispenses useful stuff if you throw money into it... you know, the works

not like gta4 where if you plow into 9 people the cops dont care, but if u hit that 10th person they are all over you

[biggunsar]

there are no good serial killer games.

All those games miss one thing. The thrill of the hunt.

the only reason a serial killer gets off killing, is the thrill of the hunt.

you get to choose your victim. The thrill of not being caught, and the excitement you get from knowing your watching the victims last moments, as they go about thier meaningless lives. And the victim isn't even aware they will be dead soon.

Then in the actual deed itself. You are last person that person is ever gonna see.
You can smell their fear, see it in their eyes as you plunge that knife. OR strangle them, and hear their gurgling for help, as you watch their face contort and change color. Pure power.

And finally, as you see the lights go out in their eyes. That thing that was human is gone. And your image is the image they carry off to never never land. it's burned into their retina's forever. DIEEEE. THAT"S control.

THAT is what makes a good serial killing game.

[Teutates]

Saw 6 please.

[Maha Kali]

Gaming in the title or not, you guys are all pretty fucked up.

[Natdaprat]

Another very very bad way to die would be locked away in a small area and just left to starve, but feed them water so it's more painful.

[Marrik]

become a long haul trucker, and kill hitchhikers with an unregistered handgun and then dump them in the middle of nowhere.


no witnesses, no connection between you and the victim, no provable motive, nothing to tie you to the crime.





i remember reading an FBI report (maybe state police but i think it was FBI) that speculated that there were probably many serial killers working as truckers, and that they were responsible for there always being such a high number of murdered hitchhikers.

[Natdaprat]

i remember reading an FBI report (maybe state police but i think it was FBI) that speculated that there were probably many serial killers working as truckers, and that they were responsible for there always being such a high number of murdered hitchhikers.

Yep, and that's why they don't get caught. They keep it totally random and mobile, the police can't do shit unless they where there.

[Drool111]

Gaming in the title or not, you guys are all pretty fucked up.

Gaming or Maiming?


Think about it.

[Killuminati]

Cidius.

:(

[tallefred]

there are no good serial killer games.

All those games miss one thing. The thrill of the hunt.

the only reason a serial killer gets off killing, is the thrill of the hunt.

you get to choose your victim. The thrill of not being caught, and the excitement you get from knowing your watching the victims last moments, as they go about thier meaningless lives. And the victim isn't even aware they will be dead soon.

Then in the actual deed itself. You are last person that person is ever gonna see.
You can smell their fear, see it in their eyes as you plunge that knife. OR strangle them, and hear their gurgling for help, as you watch their face contort and change color. Pure power.

And finally, as you see the lights go out in their eyes. That thing that was human is gone. And your image is the image they carry off to never never land. it's burned into their retina's forever. DIEEEE. THAT"S control.

THAT is what makes a good serial killing game.

You can do that in GTA, although it's pointless. It's what Hitman is all about though, it's what makes it such a great game. Finding the perfect location, the perfect timing...

[CaseD]

Suggestion for a weapon: Large Icicle.... seriously, its genius.:D

[DarkLily]

Suggestion for a weapon: Large Icicle.... seriously, its genius.:D

Unless you live in a hot country :p

[Nehemia]

Remember to FRAPS it!

[CaseD]

Unless you live in a hot country :p

Ah true... there are flaws, but you could fit a freezer in your truck.

[tallefred]

It seems my supplies were intercepted in Logan International, so we'll have to wait a bit before going through with the plan. Sorry guys :(

[biggunsar]

It seems my supplies were intercepted in Logan International, so we'll have to wait a bit before going through with the plan. Sorry guys :(

lol NICE. PRED IS ON THE CASE

[Natdaprat]

It seems my supplies were intercepted in Logan International, so we'll have to wait a bit before going through with the plan. Sorry guys :(

Awhhh that's disappointing, I was looking forward to being an accomplice to murder.

[tallefred]

Awhhh that's disappointing, I was looking forward to being an accomplice to murder.

I've ordered a new shipment, but it might take a little while to get here. Until then, sit tight.

[Rathynas]

Tallefred is the new, improved Chemichonga!

[Natdaprat]

I've ordered a new shipment, but it might take a little while to get here. Until then, sit tight.

If I must. Fine.

[tallefred]

Shipment's in guys! I'll be getting started shortly. Just wanted to thank everyone for their help.

[Forgin]

Keep us updated on your progress,

[tallefred]

Keep us updated on your progress,

I promise.

[DarkLily]

Shipment's in guys! I'll be getting started shortly. Just wanted to thank everyone for their help.

Oh cool, what'd you get?

[tallefred]

Oh cool, what'd you get?

Candy, grey van w/ no side window, duct tape, condoms, machete, shovel.

[DarkLily]

Candy, grey van w/ no side window, duct tape, condoms, machete, shovel.

Excellent, the shopping list tells the whole story.

[Natdaprat]

Candy, grey van w/ no side window, duct tape, condoms, machete, shovel.

Sigh... obvious troll is obvious. At least make it convincing!

[tallefred]

Sigh... obvious troll is obvious. At least make it convincing!

I'm not in the right mood right now. I'm a method actor, I have to be into it or it doesn't work.

[Wickfield]

Just hit a white guy with an asian man -- to the death. Nobody will have any clue what the fuck happened.

[DoveAlexa]

Just hit a white guy with an asian man -- to the death. Nobody will have any clue what the fuck happened.
Wait, hes suppose to pick up an asian man and hit another man with him oO?
If he can do that he should just whack him with his fists, insta-kill.

[Natdaprat]

Wait, hes suppose to pick up an asian man and hit another man with him oO?
If he can do that he should just whack him with his fists, insta-kill.

It's supposed to add to the confusion of the murder. And it's fucking hilarious.

[tallefred]

Just hit a white guy with an asian man -- to the death. Nobody will have any clue what the fuck happened.

I saw this around 10 minutes ago, and I just had a hysterical fit of giggles now.

"whack him with an Asian man! Ho ho ho!"