No Sex? No Food!

[shock223]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1170175/New-Afghan-law-does-allow-marital-rape--lets-men-refuse-feed-wives-deny-sex-says-cleric.html

don't know if it's actually true or not (it is the daily mail) but it's worth reporting to forumfall.

[Jacques]

This is fair enough, women are cold and frigid, I feel sorry for straight men who have to put up with their bullshit.

[Hitom]

So women arnt allow to buy their own food in afghanistani?

[palo god]

The women in the pictures are ugly as hell.

This is fair enough, women are cold and frigid, I feel sorry for straight men who have to put up with their bullshit.

2/10

[Hitom]

The women in the pictures are ugly as hell.

And those are the ones they decided to use in their media. Imagine how the "normal" ones look!

[Baralis]

So women arnt allow to buy their own food in afghanistani?


They still have alot of things right over there. The worst thing to ever happen to mankind was giving equal rights to women.

Sex down 98.6%
Bitching up 149%

[DoveAlexa]

Common, are we even surprised by this BS anymore?

[Killuminati]

don't see what the problem is..why would you get married if you aren't willing to give it up to your man?

[tallefred]

It's obviously God's will.

[Someone]

don't see what the problem is..why would you get married if you aren't willing to give it up to your man?

Because otherwise your father alongside with 3 uncles and your two or more brothers will show up and if you're lucky only shot you. If you're unlucky someone will throw acid in your face.

But this is a problem that we can easily solve, first we remove all women from Afghanistan. Then we bomb the shit out of the place with the gay bomb, while all of Afghanistans men are busy in a gigantic orgy we steal all of their guns. Meanwhile we transform the afghani women into militant radical feminazis and arm them with some heavy duty shit. Once the gay vapors vanish from Afghanistan and every man there swears that they will never ever speak about what just happened we unleash their new brainwashed women at them. Will this solve anything or will it be a monumental waste of resources? I got no idea, I'm just sure it would be the single most epic thing in the history of mankind and whoever does it should answear the question "Why did you do it?" with "I did it for the lulz!".

[Silverhandorder]

Because otherwise your father alongside with 3 uncles and your two or more brothers will show up and if you're lucky only shot you. If you're unlucky someone will throw acid in your face.

The guy that threw acid had his face and eyes burned out by the same woman under court order. They slowly dripped it until she was satisfied. :ninja:

[Seesawmcgraw]

Does it allow a woman to deny her husband food if they refuse sex if she is the breadwinner?


I don't agree with this law but I would understand a law allowing men or women to divorce their partner if they get too fat. Without losing half of their shit.

[DoveAlexa]

Because otherwise your father alongside with 3 uncles and your two or more brothers will show up and if you're lucky only shot you. If you're unlucky someone will throw acid in your face.

But this is a problem that we can easily solve, first we remove all women from Afghanistan. Then we bomb the shit out of the place with the gay bomb, while all of Afghanistans men are busy in a gigantic orgy we steal all of their guns. Meanwhile we transform the afghani women into militant radical feminazis and arm them with some heavy duty shit. Once the gay vapors vanish from Afghanistan and every man there swears that they will never ever speak about what just happened we unleash their new brainwashed women at them. Will this solve anything or will it be a monumental waste of resources? I got no idea, I'm just sure it would be the single most epic thing in the history of mankind and whoever does it should answear the question "Why did you do it?" with "I did it for the lulz!".
I'm on board! When do we start?

[Hitom]

I'm on board! When do we start?

Hopefully you will be used as the orgy lure.

[Someone]

The guy that threw acid had his face and eyes burned out by the same woman under court order. They slowly dripped it until she was satisfied. :ninja:

Dude that was Iran. Well known international defender of Womens right and a shining example that we here in Sweden can only hope to ever catch up on. What we're talking about is the villanious chauvinistic hive of scum known as Afghanistan, it's to the east of Iran.

I'm on board! When do we start?

Unfortunately our plan cannot go off soon as I think we lack the funds. One of us will have to be elected as leader of a decently rich and powerful nation, preferably one that's in Nato. It's a long and complicated plan, but lulz we can get out of it will undoubtedly be worth it in the end.

[Cynewulf]

Most women need to eat less, anyway.

[tallefred]

Because otherwise your father alongside with 3 uncles and your two or more brothers will show up and if you're lucky only shot you. If you're unlucky someone will throw acid in your face.

But this is a problem that we can easily solve, first we remove all women from Afghanistan. Then we bomb the shit out of the place with the gay bomb, while all of Afghanistans men are busy in a gigantic orgy we steal all of their guns. Meanwhile we transform the afghani women into militant radical feminazis and arm them with some heavy duty shit. Once the gay vapors vanish from Afghanistan and every man there swears that they will never ever speak about what just happened we unleash their new brainwashed women at them. Will this solve anything or will it be a monumental waste of resources? I got no idea, I'm just sure it would be the single most epic thing in the history of mankind and whoever does it should answear the question "Why did you do it?" with "I did it for the lulz!".

I support this wholeheartedly. You have my vote, and if you need to test the gay bomb, feel free to come on over.

[Temet nosce]

Because otherwise your father alongside with 3 uncles and your two or more brothers will show up and if you're lucky only shot you. If you're unlucky someone will throw acid in your face.

But this is a problem that we can easily solve, first we remove all women from Afghanistan. Then we bomb the shit out of the place with the gay bomb, while all of Afghanistans men are busy in a gigantic orgy we steal all of their guns. Meanwhile we transform the afghani women into militant radical feminazis and arm them with some heavy duty shit. Once the gay vapors vanish from Afghanistan and every man there swears that they will never ever speak about what just happened we unleash their new brainwashed women at them. Will this solve anything or will it be a monumental waste of resources? I got no idea, I'm just sure it would be the single most epic thing in the history of mankind and whoever does it should answear the question "Why did you do it?" with "I did it for the lulz!".

I approve. You have my support in your plan for vast amusement.

[Silverhandorder]

Lets recruit a local chapter of wolverines in Afghanistan to make it possible. Who will be the ambassador to our brave wolverines behind enemy lines?

[Death's Chill]

If she doesn't want to have sex with the guy, why is she married to him?

And if that's the case but she still sticks around, and the guy wants sex, and won't feed her if he doesn't get it, then the chick can get a fucking job and feed herself.

[Badem]

the logic of a thrid world country with a backwards religion

anyone know exactly why Islam dictates women should be treated like shit?

[richtomania]

the logic of a thrid world country with a backwards religion

anyone know exactly why Islam dictates women should be treated like shit?

Arabic culture and the fact that muhammed was a jealous man.

[Badem]

Arabic culture and the fact that muhammed was a jealous man.

this is a guy who may or may not be some 'really important religious' person, but in actual fact was probably jsut a pisshead who came up with a great idea for free sex and women in ancient times?

[richtomania]

this is a guy who may or may not be some 'really important religious' person, but in actual fact was probably jsut a pisshead who came up with a great idea for free sex and women in ancient times?

Also unified arab tribes (quite an accomplishment for a herder&trader) and as far as I know wasn't a pisshead but a sex machine).He was the second disaster after Moses.I won't add Jesus,I blame Paul & Peter for that mess.

[Badem]

but what I want to know is why god chose to appear to a bunch of sheep herders and shit in the middle east to deliver his message instead of to..oh I dont know... A Ceasar in rome etc?

See i reckon these Visions were nothing more than Heatstroke factored in with eating Rancid Yak cheese and drinking filthy Yak Piss Whisky

[richtomania]

but what I want to know is why god chose to appear to a bunch of sheep herders and shit in the middle east to deliver his message instead of to..oh I dont know... A Ceasar in rome etc?

See i reckon these Visions were nothing more than Heatstroke factored in with eating Rancid Yak cheese and drinking filthy Yak Piss Whisky

I think it was just schizophrenia.

[Badem]

I tell you what, if you want to see some weird religious shit watch Borat, the part where he ends up in the church and they are doing all that speaking in tongues shit

thats not speaking in tongues thats you talking gibberish

Some people really need to get off the religion wagon and take drugs instead for a fucking good high

[Kusghuul]

Well, women can divorce her husband if he can't make her pregnant. A man can't divorce the woman if she doesn't put out. That's Western law for you, go figure.

[slugy]

dont they have rape over there?

[Scully]

Survival of the fittest. Men are winning.

[Badem]

Women are trying to fuck it up, men can never truly win, after all if we beat women how do we re-produce?

Have you ever seen the TV show 'When Women Ruled' they are even fucking worse than men at ruling, the stuff they had the blokes doing, the blokes wouldnt have done it to them

fuck women, get a Flesh Light and fuck that, least it dont talk back

[Poacher]

Ah Muslims, crazy bunch of people.

Though 500 years ago they were the enlightened, civilised people and Christians were crazy fanatical bloodmongers.

In another 500 years, who knows? Christians and Muslims will be all civilised and we'll be seeing Jewish suicide bombers and crazy fucked up rules like this one in Israel.

In another 500 years? People will have had enough of Scientologists, left them all on an island somewhere and they'll be doing all the crazy stuff.

Every religion gets it's turn, don't hate on the Muslims because they're fucking pro at it.

[Golden_Knight]

Who the hell are we to say what there laws should be?

This is how the US gets itself into trouble. Do we really need another 30 million religious fanatics trying to kill us?

Why does our government keep stepping in where it does not belong?

It was not so long ago that women were second class citizens in the USA. I mean even today a woman in the united States is treated differently than a man.

I am not saying what they are doing is right. I am saying that it is not an issue we need to be involved in.

Maybe the women in Afghanistan could just refuse sex... then they will starve to death and the religious men (who this law applies to) will be all gone in one generation... problem solved!

I do not know about men there, but do you think anybody with a brain could really watch any other person starve to death and keep refusing food? If they can do this should they be married to the person, because obviously they do not love them.

But it surely is not my place to grab a gun and tell these dudes how to run there country.

[Poacher]

I do not know about men there, but do you think anybody with a brain could really watch any other person starve to death and keep refusing food? If they can do this should they be married to the person, because obviously they do not love them.


Considering this culture regularly produces stories about familes murdering their daughters for breaking some religious law or some woman being stoned to death by her village for doing something against these same laws, I'm going to say yes, they certainly could do something like starve their wives. As I said though:

Every religion gets it's turn, don't hate on the Muslims because they're fucking pro at it.

[palo god]

Considering this culture regularly produces stories about familes murdering their daughters for breaking some religious law or some woman being stoned to death by her village for doing something against these same laws, I'm going to say yes, they certainly could do something like starve their wives. As I said though:

Islam was always a death cult.

[Killuminati]

Who the hell are we to say what there laws should be?

This is how the US gets itself into trouble. Do we really need another 30 million religious fanatics trying to kill us?

Why does our government keep stepping in where it does not belong?



well, we are the mighty infallible western democracy.

[Rathynas]

This is fair enough, women are cold and frigid, I feel sorry for straight men who have to put up with their bullshit.

Hmmm...

*Rathynas grabs a board and stone and carves in a tick*

That's about... 27?

[shadowy]

Maybe the women in Afghanistan could just refuse sex... then they will starve to death and the religious men (who this law applies to) will be all gone in one generation... problem solved!

The article quite clearly states that the afgani women are allowed to work, if they don't feel like having sex they just need to go out and get their own food.

I guess they just think marriage is more to be more like a contract than a romantic union.

[DoveAlexa]

Hmmm...

*Rathynas grabs a board and stone and carves in a tick*

That's about... 27?
What does this mean? Are you counting the gays or the woman-haters?

[Strangia]

Lets recruit a local chapter of wolverines in Afghanistan to make it possible. Who will be the ambassador to our brave wolverines behind enemy lines?

I volunteer the WOLVERINES towards the liberation of vagina. If there is one thing more American than Apple Pie and not-communism, its vagina!


Fact: Communists hate vagina

Fact: North Koreans hate vagina

Fact: Men from Afghanistan are bad at getting vagina, apparently.

[Rathynas]

What does this mean? Are you counting the gays or the woman-haters?

I'm counting how many times Jacques has basically declared that he's gay.

[DarkLily]

I'm counting how many times Jacques has basically declared that he's gay.

That's pretty much every post isn't it?

[Barbarossa]

Bah, I was hoping there'd be stoning involved.

Ever since I read Villa's description of the joys of a good stoning, it almost, just almost makes me wanna go muslim...

[DoveAlexa]

I'm counting how many times Jacques has basically declared that he's gay.

That's pretty much every post isn't it?
Hehehehe, true.

[Viluin]

Hopefully you will be used as the orgy lure.

She's the gay bomb.

[Rathynas]

She's the gay bomb.

We can implant the gaybombs in her bewbz.

[Viluin]

We can implant the gaybombs in her bewbz.

That won't be necessary.

[Paralda]

Who the hell are we to say what there laws should be?

Well, our military is keeping them safe right now, so I'd say we've got some say in what their interim government does.