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lilyeti
04-18-2009, 22:49
A couple of days ago, I made a bow. It was made of a 3 foot, mabey an inch in diameter piece of wood I found in my back yard. I cut slots in the ends to hold the string, I carved it, stripped off the bark, I used two plastic...zip things, to hold on a small twig, a little below the center of it, (perpendicular to the bow) as a guide for the arrow. I used a real, round tip practice arrow.

I shot at an old, metal chair in my backyard. It had a diamond pattern in it, so that the arrows slid, ever so perfectly into it. I got alot of good shots in.


Yeah...My bow snapped right in half.

REST IN PEACE.



:(

Forgin
04-18-2009, 22:50
Don't use dead wood next time?

btw did you use goat sinew?

HauptmannHP
04-18-2009, 22:52
I shed a tear for you.

Rest in peace.

Aragoni
04-18-2009, 22:53
I'm crying for your parents sake. Such a failure of a son must be a pain in the ass.

Forgin
04-18-2009, 22:54
I shed a tear for you.

Rest in peace.

Why aren't you suspending the Mybrute posters? :(

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 22:54
Don't use dead wood next time?

btw did you use goat sinew?


Lol, it was live wood. By "found in my backyard" I meant cut off a neighbourh's tree that was dangling tempting branches over my yard.

I used some white non flexible, plastic-E string that I use to ang...toys in m birds cage...

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 22:55
Why aren't you suspending the Mybrute posters? :(

Yeah, look at my sig...bitch.

tallefred
04-18-2009, 22:56
I feel awful. Really.

Dork.

Niles
04-18-2009, 22:58
I had a teacher that made real bows and sold them in Visby.

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 22:59
I had a teacher that made real bows and sold them in Visby.

I don't mean to be retarded, but what does that symbol in your sig mean?

HauptmannHP
04-18-2009, 23:00
Why aren't you suspending the Mybrute posters? :(

Well, my area is General topics, so I don't moderate so much in here. If you see any MyBrute posts, feel free to report them.

Forgin
04-18-2009, 23:01
I don't mean to be retarded, but what does that symbol in your sig mean?

It's the symbol from the evil party in V for Vendetta (Norsefire). It's also our Forumfall party in the browsergame Erepublic. There is a thread about it here, check it out and join us.

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=176988

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=165911

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 23:02
:o
Well, my area is General topics, so I don't moderate so much in here. If you see any MyBrute posts, feel free to report them.

He didn't suspend him because he was an 05er. :o

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 23:04
It's the symbol from the evil party in V for Vendetta (Norsefire). It's also our Forumfall party in the browsergame Erepublic. There is a thread about it here, check it out and join us.

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=176988

http://forums.darkfallonline.com/showthread.php?t=165911

I'm a level 10 in Erepublik...

Forgin
04-18-2009, 23:06
I'm a level 10 in Erepublik...

Then join us at Norsefire and help us take over England and get our fascist regime in place!

NORSEFIRE (http://norsefire.proboards.com/index.cgi)

lilyeti
04-18-2009, 23:14
Then join us at Norsefire and help us take over England and get our fascist regime in place!

NORSEFIRE (http://norsefire.proboards.com/index.cgi)

I'm too lazy to sign up for a forum, i'll support you in my sig though.

I have to go satisfiy my Gmod addiction.

tallefred
04-18-2009, 23:20
I'm too lazy to sign up for a forum, i'll support you in my sig though.

I have to go satisfiy my Gmod addiction.

We have a nice place for people like you. We call it Larkhill, I think you'll like it there.

iza
04-18-2009, 23:25
Only a few specific kinds of wood are good for bows.

Crimm
04-18-2009, 23:25
Should have used your dick as a bow like a real man.

Mudgutts
04-18-2009, 23:41
next time make a blow-gun.

tallefred
04-18-2009, 23:42
Should have used your dick as a bow like a real man.


next time make a blow-gun.

Combine these. :D

slugy
04-19-2009, 00:22
i made a bow when i saw a kid. was fucking awesome.. i used to fire a half sawn, pointed broom handle. it used to fuck people up.

tallefred
04-19-2009, 00:28
i made a bow when i saw a kid. was fucking awesome.. i used to fire a half sawn, pointed broom handle. it used to fuck people up.

Uh huh. I once made a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar.

nhpr
04-19-2009, 02:06
Don't stop there: http://www.amazon.com/Traditional-Bowyers-Bible-1/dp/1585740853/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1240103156&sr=8-1

Honest Bill
04-19-2009, 02:09
I have written a porm entitled 'Lament for my beautiful bow'

Unfortunately, the words are constructed so beautifully and poignantly, that if you were to read it, you would die from sadness. So obviously i can't post it

tallefred
04-19-2009, 02:18
I have written a porm entitled 'Lament for my beautiful bow'

Unfortunately, the words are constructed so beautifully and poignantly, that if you were to read it, you would die from sadness. So obviously i can't post it

That's very considerate. Thank you.

Honest Bill
04-19-2009, 02:20
That's very considerate. Thank you.

The least i could do

Someone
04-19-2009, 02:41
I have written a porm entitled 'Lament for my beautiful bow'

Unfortunately, the words are constructed so beautifully and poignantly, that if you were to read it, you would die from sadness. So obviously i can't post it

But what if one of us were to feel all emo suicidal. Could we PM you for the poem then so we could go out in a river of tears? I mean isn't dying of emotional disstress the greatest way to go for an emo?

Honestly I don't know. It just occured to me that I don't know much about emos other than the fact that I hate them more that those god damn fucking oh god how I hate them pop faggots. Is there anything more to being Emo aside from listening to sucky ass music and ugly ass make up to go along with their ugly ass fashion sense?

Honest Bill
04-19-2009, 02:46
But what if one of us were to feel all emo suicidal. Could we PM you for the poem then so we could go out in a river of tears? I mean isn't dying of emotional disstress the greatest way to go for an emo?

Honestly I don't know. It just occured to me that I don't know much about emos other than the fact that I hate them more that those god damn fucking oh god how I hate them pop faggots. Is there anything more to being Emo aside from listening to sucky ass music and ugly ass make up to go along with their ugly ass fashion sense?


I think emos would hate to die, because then they woould miss seeing everyone crying at their own funeral

lilyeti
04-19-2009, 03:27
I think emos would hate to die, because then they woould miss seeing everyone crying at their own funeral

Emos just need a friend...

Honest Bill
04-19-2009, 03:29
Emos just need a friend...

Yeah but unfortunately, nobody likes them, so it's a 'catch 22'

Someone
04-19-2009, 03:39
Yeah but unfortunately, nobody likes them, so it's a 'catch 22'

Which by the way is an awesome book that everyone should read. So go read it now!

tallefred
04-19-2009, 03:50
Which by the way is an awesome book that everyone should read. So go read it now!

I would but I don't own it, and since I don't own it I don't know that it's so awesome that it's worth owning.

Badem
04-19-2009, 09:38
Here try this Longbow (http://wickedhowtos.com/index.php/2007/08/26/how-to-build-a-long-bow/)

oddly enough there is a page on how to make a Trebuchet, I recommend making one, tehn making your goat Faitn and launching it on te Trebuchet for shit and Giggles (either that or hitch your neighbours car to it and see how far it flies)

Honest Bill
04-19-2009, 12:12
I would but I don't own it, and since I don't own it I don't know that it's so awesome that it's worth owning.

Wow that's amazing, you are in a similar circular predicament as ...... Oh i see what you did there

slugy
04-19-2009, 13:36
Uh huh. I once made a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar.

thats awesome, did it fuck anything up though?

thats what i thought. fucking pussy volcano.

irpowa
04-19-2009, 19:37
thats awesome, did it fuck anything up though?

thats what i thought. fucking pussy volcano.

placed mine by an ant home. it was pretty epic.

Scully
04-19-2009, 19:43
Pics or it didn't happen.

Rathynas
04-19-2009, 22:41
A couple of days ago, I made a bow. It was made of a 3 foot, mabey an inch in diameter piece of wood I found in my back yard. I cut slots in the ends to hold the string, I carved it, stripped off the bark, I used two plastic...zip things, to hold on a small twig, a little below the center of it, (perpendicular to the bow) as a guide for the arrow. I used a real, round tip practice arrow.

I shot at an old, metal chair in my backyard. It had a diamond pattern in it, so that the arrows slid, ever so perfectly into it. I got alot of good shots in.


Yeah...My bow snapped right in half.

REST IN PEACE.


:(

Duh you fricken moron. You don't just carve a bow... There's soaking it and all that complicated shit you have to do.

Badem
04-20-2009, 13:18
Duh you fricken moron. You don't just carve a bow... There's soaking it and all that complicated shit you have to do.

a chick that knows how to make a longbow!!


can yo make a Bong as well and a tasty Meatloaf?

DarkLily
04-20-2009, 13:37
a chick that knows how to make a longbow!!


can yo make a Bong as well and a tasty Meatloaf?

Check the age hun, she's young enough to be our daughter :rolleyes: :lmao:

Justinian
04-20-2009, 14:57
boo fuckity hoo

alfaroverall
04-20-2009, 15:12
boo fuckity hoo
Old meme is old.

The irony is deliberate.

Badem
04-20-2009, 16:20
Check the age hun, she's young enough to be our daughter :rolleyes: :lmao:

shea int my daughter, she is old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

meh I prefer my women in the same country though :(