Hangover cures

[DarkLily]

please ... :(

[Dredgon]

Don't stop drinking
Sleep and don't wake up
Sex

[Forgin]

Enough water in your body

[DarkLily]

Enough water in your body

Yeah I normally drink water before going to bed, but forgot last night. Paying for it now. :mad:

[BlackVolgan]

aspro clears, easy listening music, sleep

[TrikkyMakk]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

[DarkLily]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

Oh wow, bacon sarnies are good for you? I'm off to the shop!

[Largion]

Physical pain makes you forget about the hangover and there is alot of ways you can be creative here.

[DarkLily]

I'm in physical pain already! Walk to shop helped though, that whole fresh air thing.

Right, bacon cooking - next question is red or brown?

[Tiarilir]

I'm in physical pain already! Walk to shop helped though, that whole fresh air thing.

Right, bacon cooking - next question is red or brown?

Blue. Blue is always the right answer.

[Desperado[1G]]

swallow a sponge

[Baralis]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html


Anyone else feel this is almost like saying "you are healthier if you eat" kinda thing lol.

Or maybe I just need to go back to bed.

[DarkLily]

Whelp I've now had some painkillers, drunk a few pints of water, had a little walk and eaten a very nice bacon sarnie and feeling better about the world.

I love you guys, really, I mean it, I really really love you.

[Someone]

Whelp I've now had some painkillers, drunk a few pints of water, had a little walk and eaten a very nice bacon sarnie and feeling better about the world.

I love you guys, really, I mean it, I really really love you.

Ok what drugs have you taken and where can I find them? Also give us your recipe for bacon sarnies for future use.

[Madstoog]

;3215906']swallow a sponge

lol

[Protonix]

gatorade, greasy food and masturbation

[Beeblebrox]

gatorade, greasy food and masturbation

I had a strong headache once. Then I tried to fap and almost passed out from the pain. You should try it.

[Forgin]

fapping with a headache is a bad idea


feels like: :bang: x10

[Protonix]

Oh well yeah that excludes headaches; I don't get headaches from drinking though so it's okay.

[DarkLily]

I thought I'd heard that orgasms are suposed to help with headaches? I always thought it was bullshit and looks like I was right. :rolleyes:

[Someone]

Oh well yeah that excludes headaches; I don't get headaches from drinking though so it's okay.

Ah the best kind of hangover, all you get is a little bit of vertigo and nausea that clears out pretty fast. Ah how I love to point out that to my friends, they always seem very angry at me after a hard night of drinking.

[GFH_Spike]

I thought I'd heard that orgasms are suposed to help with headaches? I always thought it was bullshit and looks like I was right. :rolleyes:

Orgasms should improve hangovers as a result of the endorphin rush and mass release of pain suppressing hormones. I suggest trying it next time.

[Caalador]

Honey, or bananas, these replace the lost potassium which is one of the primary reasons u get a hangover, the other is dehydration because ur pissing out all ur fluids all the time so lots of water, good idea to have these things before u go to bed, might not totally stop u getting an hangover, depends how much u have drunk tbh but its going to make u feel a million times better

[Wickfield]

Only two things really work for me anymore...

1) Milk drinking contest with myself (personal record is 1.3 gallons in 45 minutes, then I puked)

2) Cut your coke with Drano to give it a little kick, then snort that -- clears my head right up.

[Xolyus]

Weed is my anti hangover

[DarkLily]

Hangover mostly gone now, just the ends of a headache. God bless the internet.

[dinkfall]

My friend likes to use tramadols as a hangover cure. I assume any opioid would work the same though.
Benzodiazepines probably too.
LSD helps with headaches.

[Teutates]

any medicine which makes your blood more thin (mostly also against pain) and drink water/aquarius.

[Temet nosce]

Enough water in your body

This. Also, down a small drink immediately. If you wake up with a hangover, that's the first thing you should do.

[[O]_Fawkes]

I think the Mythbusters proved that a slap to the face or vigorous exercise will make a hangover not so bad.

[[O]_Fawkes]

Only two things really work for me anymore...

1) Milk drinking contest with myself (personal record is 1.3 gallons in 45 minutes, then I puked)

2) Cut your coke with Drano to give it a little kick, then snort that -- clears my head right up.

I'm lactose intolerant. I can drink about one tall glass of milk before I start farting and shitting all over the place.

[Temet nosce]

_Fawkes;3217822']I think the Mythbusters proved that a slap to the face or vigorous exercise will make a hangover not so bad.

Yeah, but if you're well enough to exercise already well on your way to no longer wishing you were dead.

[DarkLily]

_Fawkes;3217822']I think the Mythbusters proved that a slap to the face or vigorous exercise will make a hangover not so bad.

Think that was sobering up, rather than hangovers. I can see it might still have the same effect!

[Temet nosce]

Think that was sobering up, rather than hangovers. I can see it might still have the same effect!

I don't know what Myth Busters tested but exercise definitely helps. It speeds up the removal of toxins, in fact generally speaking any time you're trying to get rid of something in your system exercise is useful. Of course, replacing all the water, vitamins, and minerals that the booze flushed from your system ain't a bad idea either.

Ergo, series of events to remove serious hangover: Drink of alcohol (lets you function for a while), sports drink (water, vitamins, minerals), exercise (flushes system).

Thankfully I almost never get hangovers, I'm good about staying hydrated.

[heroshade]

please ... :(

Vodka tbh.

[DarkLily]

Vodka tbh.

Gimme a couple of hours and that'll be the case :p

[stalwart]

3 big ass glasses of water and a gatorade. then go to sleep.

try not to piss the bed, though.

[DarkLily]

3 big ass glasses of water and a gatorade. then go to sleep.

try not to piss the bed, though.

Yeah I normally go for water before bed, does the job well. Not so helpfull the morning after though. :rolleyes:

[kordoyn]

Breast milk. Try it.