rockyraccoon
04-10-2009, 05:06 AM
I have a brilliant idea. We take a bunch of gay couples, put them into an elite regiment and train them to fight. They'll fight better then others because their teamwork and camaraderie is more strengthened then other troops due to the constant buttsecks and this so called "love".
This is inspired by the Sacred Band Of Thebes who picked homosexual couples to be part of the unit. This was the elite force of Thebes and managed to kick(and not shaft) the ass of a less homosexual Spartan army three times their size.
Anyone agree with my brilliant proposition? This group would solve alot of our manpower shortages, as well as waiver the losing morale in the Iraq war. The only downside is that funky gay bars would have to be created and vegan food and fruity alcohol drinks would have to be served in Iraq.
This is inspired by the Sacred Band Of Thebes who picked homosexual couples to be part of the unit. This was the elite force of Thebes and managed to kick(and not shaft) the ass of a less homosexual Spartan army three times their size.
Anyone agree with my brilliant proposition? This group would solve alot of our manpower shortages, as well as waiver the losing morale in the Iraq war. The only downside is that funky gay bars would have to be created and vegan food and fruity alcohol drinks would have to be served in Iraq.