Steve Martin in Central Park

[Zylo_KR]

This one time I was sitting in Central Park eating a sandwich, when from out of nowhere some guy reaches from behind the bench, and grabs my sandwich. I turn around, and Steve Martin is taking a huge bite out of my PB&J. As he turns to walk away, he says to me with a full mouth, "No one is ever going to believe you." And he was right.

[Barbarossa]

And you're right.

I don't believe you.

[sawyerj66]

That was amazing.

[Sqarak]

This one time I was sitting in Central Park eating a sandwich, when from out of nowhere some guy reaches from behind the bench, and grabs my sandwich. I turn around, and Steve Martin is taking a huge bite out of my PB&J. As he turns to walk away, he says to me with a full mouth, "No one is ever going to believe you." And he was right.

wHO ARE YOU? sTOP TALKI LIKE THAT...

[Niles]

Who is Steve Martin?

[Someone]

Now that tale is just to bizarre to be true. If you had said that Steve Martin threatened you with a switchblade and left you naked and jizz covered there in the middle of the night then I would have believed you. But a sandwich? Way to fail, n00bie troll.

[Natdaprat]

You almost got away with the troll if it wasn't for the last line.

Damn OT trolls, try harder! OT is not amused.

[Beeblebrox]

If I were famous I would do that all the time. People won't even mind losing their food because of the "WTF" effect.

[Aleucard]

If I were famous I would do that all the time. People won't even mind losing their food because of the "WTF" effect.
Damn straight. It would be so much fucking FUN. ^_^

And yeah, OP's a lying bastard. Where's the stones?

[Marrik]

one time i slapped an ice cream cone out of a kids hand and yelled at him "YOU'LL REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!!" and then ran away.


i bet he will too :)
































and yes i stole a comedians joke as my own. im not sorry, and id do it again in a second if i thought i could get away with it.

[Strangia]

I would probably do that. Only, I would poop on peoples cars right before they leave for work. And when they come out, I will go "HAHAHA, I'm the poop menace!" and leave.

[Killuminati]

This one time I was sitting in Central Park eating a sandwich, when from out of nowhere some guy reaches from behind the bench, and grabs my sandwich. I turn around, and Steve Martin is taking a huge bite out of my PB&J. As he turns to walk away, he says to me with a full mouth, "No one is ever going to believe you." And he was right.

lol

[Azra'eil]

This one time I was sitting in Central Park eating a sandwich, when from out of nowhere some guy reaches from behind the bench, and grabs my sandwich. I turn around, and Steve Martin is taking a huge bite out of my PB&J. As he turns to walk away, he says to me with a full mouth, "No one is ever going to believe you." And he was right.



This is pretty classy troll, I can picture his face if he said that.