Omegle

[Tiarilir]

I'm having a great time chatting with other people. It's awesome.

Try it.

www.omegle.com

From the website:
"Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like."

[Justinian]

wut

[Niles]

I don't trust you.

[Tiarilir]

Trust me. It's weird.

[DocGonzo]

diaf of social networking losers...

[Niles]

Fuck you! That shit scared the shit out of me!

[Tiarilir]

Fuck you! That shit scared the shit out of me!

It's supposed to.

[kordoyn]

A/s/l?

[Tiarilir]

Start every conversation with Forumfall. Great success so far, 12 disconnects and one attempt at a conversation.

[Niles]

Start every conversation with Forumfall. Great success so far, 12 disconnects and one attempt at a conversation.

Whut? It does other things than virus me?

[Tiarilir]

Whut? It does other things than virus me?

It talks to you. But it's a person. It's creepy.

[ApocaRUFF]

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats cooking?
You: My penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What'd I do wrong??

[Niles]

It talks to you. But it's a person. It's creepy.

I will give it another shot.

[Tiarilir]

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats cooking?
You: My penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What'd I do wrong??

That's great!

[Niles]

The evil site won't load! :(

[Forgin]

I hate other people.. so no thanks

[Tiarilir]

The evil site won't load! :(

That's bad. Maybe it uses Java/flash/shockwave/whatever.

[Niles]

That's bad. Maybe it uses Java/flash/shockwave/whatever.

It worked the first time. The goverment is stealing my interwebs!

[Killuminati]

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats cooking?
You: My penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


What'd I do wrong??

I love you.

[Beeblebrox]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: hey :)
You: heeeeeeeeey
Stranger: how r ya today!
You: I'm fine!
Stranger: thats super
You: super-duper!
Stranger: you seem happy!
You: Can I kill you now?
You: that's why I brought the butcher knife...
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: * runs away*
You: oh......your body is so soft........my knife cuts through it like butter....
You: ohhhhhhhhhhlook its your organs!
You: oh ooooorgans......bloooooood....like butter!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All this site does is to make me feel rejected.

[Killuminati]

This puts AIM to shame.

Stranger: hi
You: hey, fucktard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Beeblebrox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: FORUMFALL
You: ?
Stranger: how r u?
You: ???
You: I'm black.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I keep failing.

[Killuminati]

I keep failing.

same..

Stranger: hi
You: hi, there
Stranger: from?
You: my penis is hard right now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hey
Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://charmees.*******.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fuck, I just got drive-byed on the internet.

[Tiarilir]

same..





Fuck, i just got drive-byed on the internet.

lol!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: weeeezy
You: ...
Stranger: i would like to fuck every girl in the world
You: I'm your mom
Stranger: essentially, you have just told a lie
You: Yes, most likely
Stranger: well then i hate you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QQ

[Beeblebrox]

same..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
You: HAI ESTRENGER
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
You: 14/f/tokyo
You: you?
Stranger: 22/m/usa
You: hihihi
Stranger: so what do you look like
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was getting to the good part!

[Niles]

The site is seriously hating on me :(

[Tiarilir]

The site is seriously hating on me :(

You're missing out on all the fun!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what?
Stranger: don't you know greetings???
You: No
You: what are greekings?
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: no no
Stranger: "greeTings"
Stranger: haha
You: oh
You: I see
You: waht're those?
Stranger: greetings are meaningless words we use to start a chat
Stranger: ;)
You: Oh
You: I see
You: fuck you then
You: let's continue
You: stop wasting my time
Stranger: i love oilite people...^^
Stranger: oops
Stranger: polite
You: I'm not polite
You: go to hell
You: sleep with some polite people
You: see where that gets you in life
You: you'll probably end up like Tom cruise
Stranger: i can see that, sweet heart!!!
Stranger: ^^
You: without an acting career and money
You: you're a pretty sad person
Stranger: oh, thank you, my dear!!!
Stranger: ^^
You: Deer, you mean?
Stranger: i'm starting to LOVE you!!!
You: why?
Stranger: because i can see the BIG, STRONG and GOOD heart that you have!!!
Stranger: oh... don't answer...
Stranger: i'm starting to feel lonely...
Stranger: :(
You: you mean you're starting to HATE me?
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

[sawyerj66]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE RESIDENT EVIL?!?!?!?!
You: YES
You: better than silent hill
Stranger: ...
You: after the first 2, they got shitty
You: it's true
You: you know it
Stranger: I like Pyramid Head, though.
You: He was in number 2, I think
You: This is weird. So, you're like a real person?
Stranger: No duh.
You: with real thoughts
You: not a computer
You: OH GOD

EDIT: This shit is creepy.

[Tiarilir]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE RESIDENT EVIL?!?!?!?!
You: YES
You: better than silent hill
Stranger: ...
You: after the first 2, they got shitty
You: it's true
You: you know it
Stranger: I like Pyramid Head, though.
You: He was in number 2, I think
You: This is weird. So, you're like a real person?
Stranger: No duh.
You: with real thoughts
You: not a computer
You: OH GOD
You: SO SCARY
Stranger: ...

That IS scary! :o

[sawyerj66]

That IS scary! :o
I don't think I like this place anymore.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dftba?
You: dfsfsdf?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[g3nj0]

Stranger: Did you just do that?
You: do wha?
Stranger: Your mother?
You: maybe... who wants to know?
Stranger: Fbi
Stranger: :/
You: 0_0
You: u'll never take me alive faggot!
You have disconnected.

#Round 2!!!

Stranger: hey!
You: oh hai
Stranger: peggy mitchell
You: oh gawd i just came in my own eye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sawyerj66]

Stranger: Did you just do that?
You: do wha?
Stranger: Your mother?
You: maybe... who wants to know?
Stranger: Fbi
Stranger: :/
You: 0_0
You: u'll never take me alive faggot!
You have disconnected.

#Round 2!!!

Stranger: hey!
You: oh hai
Stranger: peggy mitchell
You: oh gawd i just came in my own eye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
rofl. I think I would honestly prefer to be dumped in a party with people I don't know, who are much older/younger than me.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: this is making me so nervous
You: vomiting, brb

[Killuminati]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: how's it goin'?
You: hi, are you there?
Stranger: yep
You: I need help
Stranger: shoot
You: um, my girlfriend has been cheating on me with a guy..
You: I don't know where to turn
Stranger: You're turning to the internets?
You: ya
Stranger: and is this a joke?
You: ..no please...most people think so
Stranger: alright I have no reason not to believe you
You: like she always is with this guy in parties, and she thinks I don't know.
You: my first actual girlfriend..
Stranger: how imporant is she to you?
You: im only 15
Stranger: I'm 16
You: uh, well
You: pretty important
You: she let me go down on her
You: but she is with this guy and acts like she isn't
Stranger: so that makes her important to you?
You: but is it really fair?
Stranger: I mean like do you really love her?
You: I mean I think so
You: I guess
Stranger: that doesn't sound like it to me
You: well, how can I love her when she is fucking guys on the side?
Stranger: how long had you been together?
You: like 7 months
You: and the worst part is
You: I don't think I can live wihout her
Stranger: you mean your considering suicide?
You: god, I even feel nervous saying this here
Stranger: are you considering suicide?
You: I dunno aymore
Stranger: you're lucky I actually care
You: ...no one does
You: I can't tell my friends cuz I would look weak
You: I'm sorry
You: what should I do then?
You: I'm losing my mind
You: cuz I can't confront her
Stranger: hm
Stranger: I don't know what to tell you
Stranger: But please do not kill yourself
You: ok, then I know what to do
You: I don't think there's any other option but to kill her
You: I freakinfg hate her
Stranger: Don't kill her either
You: what do you know
You: I mean you dont care either
You: you just said there is no way out
Stranger: one second

He/she was boring me to death, though, plus I got class soon..:bang:

[sawyerj66]

Kill, that desires an Oscar.

[g3nj0]

hmm.. maybe he is really gay

Stranger: Hi im 18yo, male, and you ?
You: 22 f
Stranger: from ?
You: ur pants in about 5 minutes
Stranger: wow great
You: i can suck the chrome off a bumper 0_0
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Killuminati]

Kill, that desires an Oscar.

I actually think he was fucking around and was trying to see if I was for real. He said, "internets" so that made me think he was joking around.

[Niles]

Why are you not getting to chat with each other?

[Tiarilir]

I was trying to play the same card Killuminati did, but then I tried to stroll down another path. Such a boring guy though.


Stranger: Hey stranger!
You: Hi
You: I need help
Stranger: I'll always be here to help
Stranger: shoot!
You: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him
You: we go way back, 7 months or something
Stranger: And you didn't right?
You: I was hoping to run into him here since he blocked me on MSN and AIM, but no luck so far
You: Well
Stranger: Oh right
You: it's complicated
Stranger: :/
You: I didn't have sex with that guy
You: I was drunk
You: I let him touch me, but nothing more
You: my BF's friend was there, he saw it.
Stranger: aah
Stranger: right
Stranger: ouch
You: So what do I do? I feel so bad
Stranger: well... maybe wait for you BF to calm down... he'll unblock u eventually
You: I don't think I can live without him
You: I might just..
Stranger: and then just speak to him about it
You: Well I'm too scared
You: I think he might hit me
You: he's done so in the past when I misbehave
Stranger: If he hits you leave him
Stranger: thats out of order
Stranger: by far
You: well the weird thing is I like it
You: not the pain
You: but that someone really likes me enough
You: to make me behave
Stranger: that's not right sweety...
You: I'm very often disobeying him just for the sake of it.
Stranger: :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Why are you not getting to chat with each other?

It's a random chat. There are like 4k users on at all times. Eventually we'll most likely run into eachother and Ican't wait for that ;-)

[Beeblebrox]

It's a random chat. There are like 4k users on at all times. Eventually we'll most likely run into eachother and Ican't wait for that ;-)

We probably won't even realize it.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI
Stranger: Hi.
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Again?! Why??
You: because you suck
You: and god hates you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Killuminati]

You: ding dong
Stranger: whos there?
You: Pee Wee
Stranger: pee wee who
You: pee wee herman
Stranger: thats a shit joke
Stranger: utter shite
You: what are you? some british twat?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: how dare you call me british
Stranger: you barstard#
You: hey, fuck you
Stranger: im fucking english
You: you limey
Stranger: fuck you back
You: no
You: you have aids
Stranger: coont
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: i have a lot of things aids isnt one of them
You: go eat fish n chips, you yellow toothed bastard
You: I'm done talking to your herpes face
Stranger: nah i prefer pizza tbh
You: what kind of wanker are you
Stranger: herpes face?
Stranger: wtf
You: hell yah niggah
Stranger: get some better insults chap
You: you know you gots it
Stranger: niggah? are you black?
You: cuz I sprayed that cum on yah face
You: and you had to lick it up
You: like a good girl
Stranger: great (Y)
Stranger: well for a start im a bloke, so you spraying cum on my face makes you a bit of a *** doesnt it
You: ya
You: but around here we call it don't ask don't tell
Stranger: right...
You: you best start behaving on the internet because they might confiscate your pc
Stranger: sir, you are fucked up :)
Stranger: yeah they might
Stranger: oh well
You: yah, I'm aware
Stranger: good :)
You: any CCTV cameras watching the convo?
Stranger: 12
Stranger: and 4 other people
Stranger: and a dog
You: quick, destroy your hardrive filled with child porn
Stranger: yeas quick!
Stranger: shit better get that video of me raping your daughter off here too
You: yah, you limey motherfucker you like em young
You: sick fuck
Stranger: int it
You: well, anyways
You: good day

there were some good moments.

[Tiarilir]

copy my smiley and use it. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: wtf xD
You: RICK ROLLED LOLOLOLOL
You have disconnected.

Edit: Oh my god, pedobear as well.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey michael!
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Beeblebrox]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
You: anybody there?
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I'm here
You: oh thank god
Stranger: lol
You: I thought there werent anyone out there
You: you know...
Stranger: I know
Stranger: So how are you?
You: Im ok I guess....
Stranger: Why only 'ok I guess' is something bothering you? D:
You: the cancer is not so bad when you don't think much about it
Stranger: Oh boy
You have disconnected.

the "oh boy" made me laugh hard

ok, I'll spam that rickroll to oblivion now.

[Niles]

The site, it won't load, it did the first time but no more! :(

[Tiarilir]

The site, it won't load, it did the first time but no more! :(

I think you might've been banned.

[Niles]

I think you might've been banned.

Why?

[Beeblebrox]

why?

because you're a fascist that's why!

[Niles]

because you're a fascist that's why!

Oh, but how do they know?

[Beeblebrox]

Oh, but how do they know?

....got me now.....


does punkbuster detect nazi folks?

[Niles]

....got me now.....


does punkbuster detect nazi folks?

Dunno, maybe.

[Niles]

I got the site to work.

[Tiarilir]

I got the site to work.

Do you love it?

[Niles]

Do you love it?

My chat is quite boring.

[Tiarilir]

My chat is quite boring.

disconnect and get a new one then.

[Niles]

disconnect and get a new one then.

No, I'm talking to a 12 year old!

[alfaroverall]

Fuck you! That shit scared the shit out of me!
Where did your good sig go Niles? :(

On-topic: no. Although some of the convos you guys have posted are fucking lulzworthy.

[Niles]

Where did your good sig go Niles? :(

On-topic: no.

Not playing the game and needed to fit in the Norsefire logo.

[Beeblebrox]

I've been talking to this girl for half an hour now.....I think we might get married!

...
...
...
Stranger: yeah, where do you live?
You: Brazil
Stranger: oh thats cool
You: yeah well thats relative
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: crap i gotta go
Stranger: bye!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO she dumped me the bitch left me without warning nooooo nono...

[DarkLily]

when i tried it i just got randomidiotis

[Tiarilir]

when i tried it i just got randomidiotis

that's kind of the funny thing about it.

[Niles]

12 year old girl!

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: Hey
You: How are you today?
Stranger: I am good. How are you?
You: Quite fine.
Stranger: Thats good
You: Seen any jews around?
Stranger: No, they all went home for passover
You: Good, my gold is safe.
Stranger: why?
You: The jews want my gold.
Stranger: Oh
You: It was a "gift" from a German.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: The Far North, you?
Stranger: Across the Ocean
You: Ah.
You: Hmm, this thing is quite strange.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: How did u hear of it?
You: A forum that I call ForumFall.
You: You?
Stranger: A friend
You: I see.
Stranger: yeah
You: Do you like pizza?
Stranger: yes
You: Me too.
Stranger: cool
You: Beer?
Stranger: not old enough to drink
You: Oh.
You: A teen I guess?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just turning in 3 months
You: Hmm.
Stranger: yeah
You: So what cartoons are cool these days?
Stranger: umm I guess anything kids like. Im more into anime
You: Nice.
You: Do tell.
Stranger: I like the japanese cartoons in japanese with english subtitles
You: Subtitles are the best.
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you ever watch anime?
You: Not really, but I do like Robotech.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: cool
You: What color are your eyes? (Strange question, I know)
Stranger: hazel
Stranger: lol, its fine
Stranger: yours?
You: Blue.
Stranger: cool
You: Hair?
Stranger: light brown dark blonde
You: Hot.
Stranger: i guess so lol
You: I guess you are white?
Stranger: hispanic
You: Ah.
Stranger: yeah
You: What's the diffrent between Latino and Hispanic?
Stranger: Im not quite sure to tell you honestly
You: Okay.
You: Wiki said something about Spain.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: maybe
You: What kind of music do you like?
Stranger: Rock, classical, lullabys, a whole wide genre
You: Metal here.
Stranger: cool
You: I have forgoten to ask, girl or boy?
Stranger: girl
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah
You: The internet laws demand that I ask...
You: ...Do you want to have sex?
Stranger: Im a lesbian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Did I do good?

[alfaroverall]

when i tried it i just got randomidiotis
Be a decepticon like you are here. Bonus points if you push it by being 14/f/tokyo or something along those lines. Extra bonus points if you go for like 9/f/<insert whatever location they claimed to be at> and then say you want a big man.

I can promise that lulz will ensue if you do that. Then post the results here so we can share the lulz.

OK, Niles, /thread has just occurred. It's not worth continuing now.

[Tiarilir]

I love you niles.

[sawyerj66]

Some people are no fun :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hiya
You: I have the package.
You: Coordinates?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi scott.
You: Greetings.
You: Who?
Stranger: The person from the future told me to tell she is sorry.
You: Ah.
Stranger: You did not have enough sandels to travel with her.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: She would not let me go either, or let me steal them from a Roman.
You: I like Romans.
Stranger: But ah well, like goes on.
Stranger: Me to.
You: Wanna do it Roman style?
Stranger: Sorry, i left my sandels at home.
You: I got a extra pair.
Stranger: What size?
You: 42
Stranger: Damn, i do not no of that size, i live in a world where sizes go up to 13 and stop.
You: Ah.
You: 8
Stranger: Well, they may be a bit big, but okay, i guess they'll do.
You: Awesome.
Stranger: I like tea, and scones, and people in wigs.
You: I can get a wig.
Stranger: You can?
You: If you want me to.
Stranger: Maybe, but first i need to cut my toenails.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the fuck is "Roman style"?

[Sqarak]

What the fuck is "Roman style"?

It's actually Greek Style, Ancient Meme

[Incanam]

You: hey
Stranger: chile?
You: peru?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't get it.

[Tiarilir]

You: hey
Stranger: chile?
You: peru?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't get it.

Hahaha wtf?

[alfaroverall]

You: hey
Stranger: chile?
You: peru?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't get it.
Aw man, this could've been epic. If you guys had just kept on guessing random countries until you ran out of countries, and then whoever couldn't think of a new country first would have to leave in shame...that would've been priceless. I might have to try that later...

Here's my attempt, unfortunately he didn't continue:
You: canada?
You: russia?
You: zimbabwe?
Stranger: U.S ?
You: australia?
You: japan?
You: china?
You: india?
You: south africa?
Stranger: 你第一天学英语啊
You: mauritania?
You: libya?
You: switzerland?
You: france?
You: spain?
You: UK?
You: congo?
You: peru?
You: argentina?
You: brazil?
You: chile?
You: venezuela?
You: indonesia?
You: bangladesh?
You: pakistan?
You: israel?
Stranger: 请说中文 写写
You: korea?
You: vietnam?
You: laos?
Stranger: 你有完没完
You: nigeria?
You: mexico?
You: philippines?
You: germany?
You: ethiopia?
You: egypt?
You: turkey
You: ?
You: iran?
Stranger: ！！！！！！！
You: thailand?
You: italY?
You: *italy
You: ukraine?
You: colombia?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Still hilarious that he stayed for so long. Near the end I was just using the most populous nations off wikipedia, since I started struggling to come up with nations off the top of my head.

[GFH_Spike]

http://bayimg.com/mAOCfAAbo

You: Donkey.
You: Hello?
Stranger: I'm a mule!
You: I am a donkey.
Stranger: I'm a cool mule!
You: Do you want to fuck?
You: I think we can produce offspring.
Stranger: YEAH TOTALLY
Stranger: I'm a girl
You: 14/f/Tokyo
You: A/S/L?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Gorilla.
You: Hello?
Stranger: somebody in there
You: Who's in where?
You: Is someone in my house?!
Stranger: i mthere
You: OH GOD
Stranger: ye
Stranger: asl?
You: I have a katana.
You: 14/f/Tokyo.
Stranger: hey
You: A/S/L?!
Stranger: little girl
You: How young? I am bi.
Stranger: 55/m/US
Stranger: i m boy
Stranger: was
You: You are tranvestite?
Stranger: No a
You: You have interest in asian girls?
Stranger: why not
You: Oh my god, there's a tentacle monster slithering under the door. It's attacking my genitalia, I must go.
You have disconnected.

You: Boo.
Stranger: oi
You: Og dog malog, talla wago?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Forumfall?
Stranger: ff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Aardvark.
You: Hello?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Florida.
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hallo.
Stranger: hi!
You: Verstehen Sie Deutsch?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: didnt we beat you in world war 2?
You: I speak Englich bad.
You: Deutschland ist not in World War zwei now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: You go now.
You: Hi.
Stranger: erm okay then bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Marelt]

You: hi, would you like to suck my dick?
Stranger: No, you might have an STD or weird jungle disease.
You: awww, how about a hand job?
Stranger: No, you might have crabs.
You: you sure you don't want to be butt buddies?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Man I think I'm in love with this site.

[Incanam]

Aw man, this could've been epic. If you guys had just kept on guessing random countries until you ran out of countries, and then whoever couldn't think of a new country first would have to leave in shame...that would've been priceless. I might have to try that later...

Indeed. That was my intention. He lost too quickly.

[DarkLily]

Be a decepticon like you are here. Bonus points if you push it by being 14/f/tokyo or something along those lines. Extra bonus points if you go for like 9/f/<insert whatever location they claimed to be at> and then say you want a big man.

I can promise that lulz will ensue if you do that. Then post the results here so we can share the lulz.

OK, Niles, /thread has just occurred. It's not worth continuing now.


I was going to post the fuck you as rquested, but then figured shit never goes down well whne someone puts up pics. So erm yeah, dind't.

Oh and bloody typical i'm in a stilly mood i only get serious people trying to have converstioans.

[Niles]

For Swedes only.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hola.
Stranger: from?
You: Denmark.
You: You?
Stranger: Sveriger
Stranger: Sverige
You: Really?
Stranger: allt bra?
Stranger: ja
You: Nice.
Stranger: allt bra?
You: Give me back my lands you dirty Swede!
Stranger: hahaha lol
You: GIEF!
Stranger: why english?
You: Because...
Stranger: I think I can understand you
You: I'm not Danish.
Stranger: haha lol
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Germany?
Stranger: maybe
You: I lied.
Stranger: hmmm
You: Va fan händer bre?
Stranger: chillar
Stranger: du då?
Stranger: haha jävla skojare
You: samma typ
Stranger: vart bor du?
You: stockholm, du?
Stranger: sätter en 10 på att du är från flashback
Stranger: jag med
Stranger: var i Stockholm?
You: ett fuckat place som heter farsta, du?
Stranger: ett chillat place som heter Telefonplan
You: ok
Stranger: ålder på dig?
You: 18, du?
Stranger: kanske känner någon Farsta-bo
Stranger: samma här
You: vafan
Stranger: M***** M******
Stranger: känner du honom? ;)
You: nä
You: eller?
Stranger: okey, Farsta gymn?
Stranger: vettefan om du gör det.. kanske?
You: jag går där
You: vafan!
Stranger: okej, coolt fan
You: fett coolt att hitta en stockholmare här :P
Stranger: haha ja faktiskt
You: känns helt spaceat
Stranger: aaah, jävlar vilken drivare du var då ;D
You: det är hela grejen
Stranger: haha klart
Stranger: lurade en svensk snubbe faktiskt
Stranger: att jag var brud från Spanien
You: lol
Stranger: höll på i 10 min och när han frågade om MSN kom svenskan fram
You: pratade med nån "12" åring förut
Stranger: men fan, du känner säkert någon jag känner
You: beror på vilka slags folk du hänger med
Stranger: dom från Farsta jag träffat är rätt pundiga iofs
Stranger: super hela dagarna
You: typiska farsta barn
Stranger: haha fått den uppfattningen
Stranger: sen har ni ju grabbarna från farsta beach boys
You: dom är lite galna dom :P
Stranger: haha jaa flippade grabbar
Stranger: no ****, men har du facebook? måste checka om vi har ngn i common
Stranger: haha juste, en från min gamla skola går i farsta.. S*****
You: har inte facebook, fan vad jag suger på namn :P
Stranger: en rätt konstig blatte
You: konstig hur?
Stranger: på alla sätt, vad jag kommer ihåg
You: det är nog lättare för dina polare att känna igen mig
Stranger: namn?
You: N***** N******
Stranger: okej
Stranger: N***** och en blondie vid namn M* går också i Farsta
You: armebyxor och kängor, hänger med rökare, så känner man igen mig :P
Stranger: hahah okej, kan ju fråga ;)
Stranger: nej men mannen, dags o dra sig tillbaka
Stranger: ta det lugnt, tja!
You: syns
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It was fuckig scary to find a dude from the same city.

[raja]

soo much win

[Someone]

I managed to get this one,

Stranger: who goes first?
You: I put on my hat and wizard robes.
Stranger: its seems like this is a contest to see who says the oddest thing first.
Stranger: i would have to say you win, and i have been on for 3mins.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried to go for a classic meme but I never got far enough. But I won so I'm still happy.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: can i interest you in a cup of coffee
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: what kind
You: Black.
Stranger: racist bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got owned.

[Tiarilir]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: can i interest you in a cup of coffee
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: what kind
You: Black.
Stranger: racist bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got owned.

Haha oh my god. That's funny.

[Zyrokin]

First try was interesting...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say hi to you
You: you say hi
Stranger: hi you
Stranger: aha ......
Stranger: how r u
You: i dont understand
Stranger: which people are you ?
You: aliens
You: we come in peace
You: take me to your leader
Stranger: hold on.....
You: hold onto what?
Stranger: god told me you are joker
You: god is wrong
You: please try again
Stranger: who is right?
You: egyptians
Stranger: am i?
You: you are rightly wrong
Stranger: ......dear god!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Niles that was epic.

[Incanam]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 44/t/africa
You: u?
Stranger: where you from africa ?
You: nigeria
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i am from brazil
You: nice
You: hey, so you wanna make a load of money?
You: I was once a prince of my country
You: but the people revolted
You: and i lost everything
Stranger: realy?
You: i know someone on the inside though
You: yeah
You: he said for a small fe of 10k dollars
You: he'll get me my throne back
You: and then i will be sitting upon millions
You: sadly, i have no money to my name
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i can help you!
You: if you give me 10k, i will pay you pack 2 million when i get back on the throne
You: you'll help me?
Stranger: yes! of course! but after you will pay my pack 2 million
Stranger: ok ?
Stranger: i do!
You: yes of course
Stranger: how ?
You: i am a man of my word
You: you have to deposit 10k into my bank account
You: in fact i can make it easy for you
You: i'll just do it for you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 10k naira ?
You: just give me your social security number and all other relaent info
You: no, 10k in US money
You: he knows the naira is worthless
You: so he wants it in us money
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: i am lula
Stranger: do you know?
You: i am okonkwo
You: lula?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: luis inacio lula
You: no i have not heard of you
You: but it is a pleasure meeting someone who will return me my honor
Stranger: i am the most rich man in brazil
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yes!
You: you can help me then
Stranger: YES!
You: oh thank you so much master lula
Stranger: do you know paypal ?
You: no, what is this?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: this is a site
Stranger: web site
You: for what?
Stranger: waht is your bank ?
Stranger: a site for payment online
You: oh, i see
You: i can get your bank info and then use this website
Stranger: no problem
You: plz, can i have it?
Stranger: yes
You: you are a most generous man mr lula
You: i wish i could thank you in brazillian
You: hola?
Stranger: i always hear that
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: you are welcome
You: hola! hola! mr lula
You: please give me your bank number right away
Stranger: BANCO DO BRASIL ag: 1878 C/P 100045877-X
You: hola! Hola!!
You: My inside man can have me back on the throne in weekes
You: i will give you your 2 million in three weeks at the most
You: hola! again mr lula
Stranger: hola!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't even know how this got started. He obviously knew the whole time.

[GFH_Spike]

Stranger: lolololol
You: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Stranger: DRAGON UP!
You: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Stranger: stop it
Stranger: you so naughty
You: OH GOD YES
You: You like robes and wizard hats?
Stranger: you mean
Stranger: wizards of waverly place
You: No, wizards of sexy time, like bloodninja.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like them
Stranger: do you like pirates
You: Wanna cyber?
You: I like killing them as a ninja.
Stranger: i want to cyber
You: After raping them, I bite off their heads with my arachnid pincers.
Stranger: good
You: Okay, you have to forcefully say 'har' to arouse me.
You: Do it now.
Stranger: har
You: Louder, more forceful.
Stranger: oh i know this game
Stranger: har
You: LOUDER!
Stranger: har
Stranger: are the police after you?
You: Add some extra R's and capitalize it.
Stranger: HARRR
You: MORE
Stranger: HARRR
You: UNGHH
You: More R's!
Stranger: HARRRRRRRR
Stranger: PENIS AND DICKSSSS
You: Add an exclamation point!
Stranger: I MEAN COCKSSS
You: I'M CLIMAXING
Stranger: my job here is done
You: FUUUUUU
Stranger: am i right?
Stranger: RICK ASTLEY
You: Almost.
Stranger: RICK ASTLEYYYY
You: ARGH!!!!!
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: BARACKK OBAMAAAA
You: UNGHHHH, OH YES
You: MORE ASTLEY
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
You: I'm drowning in cum!
Stranger: i knew it
You: blurble blurble, *gasp* can't breathe.. help... *drowns*
You have disconnected.

[Vessol]

You: hi, asl? ^_^
Stranger: what's yours? :]
You: 14/f/tokyo ^_^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ausei]

Stranger: hi
You: penis
Stranger: yes
You: indeed
Stranger: ever herd of john messina?
You have disconnected.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greeings.
Stranger: salutations
You: Any jews around?
Stranger: just got crispy
You: Gut.
You: Ghost Hitler approves.
Stranger: hells yea
You: Hitler demands hot Aryan sex.
You: Are you a Aryan?
Stranger: yes, blonde hair blue eyes in the flesh
You: Gut.
You: How do we do "it" over the internet?
Stranger: we just start talkin
You: I drop my pants.
Stranger: mine are already gone
You: I start the "engine" useing my hand.
Stranger: mine or yours?
You: Mine.
Stranger: i keep it goin
You: I cum in your mouth. ( You are now carrying my child)
You: GHOST HITLER APPROVES!
You have disconnected.

I cummed in RL :rolleyes:

[Vessol]

Stranger: i love u too
You: Hello there.
You: Do you know about Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
Stranger: no, tell me?
You: Well where to begin.
You: First there was nothing. And then there was God. And then there were Dinosaurs. And then there was Jesus.
Stranger: HAHAHA, ok.
Stranger: and later Obama.
You: Yes.
Stranger: yes we can!
You: Obama is the second coming of Christ.
Stranger: yeap.
You: Yesterday I sacrificed my youngest son to him, it's the least I could do.
Stranger: true!
You: Would you be interested in joining the United Church of Obama?
Stranger: HAHAHAHA why not? maybe...
You: It -will- require the sacrifice of your youngest child(and 9.5 trillion dollars, but we'll get back to that later)
You: Sir?
You: And/Or mam
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 9.5 trillion dollars? OMG.
You: We can discuss that at a further point.
Stranger: Ok. with that money I buy the whole sky.
You: Well Sir, this is going to a very good cause.
Stranger: Ok. True!
You: You wouldn't want to be...unamerican, would you?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Thanks for the information. Have a blessed day, Ok?
You: You too Sir. Walk in His Shadow :).
Stranger: HAHAHA Ok.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Help me!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how?
You: The jews have infected me with aids!
You: You must bring Hitler the key.
Stranger: fuck that, i'm out of here

What a boring person. Hitler QQs

[Ausei]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup killa
You: Who told you?
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: last night
You: she does get around
Stranger: she does
Stranger: she got around to half of my friends
You: Yeah shes a teacher she works at a school
Stranger: oh she gets with all the kiddies?
You: Thats what she gets paid for
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: i didnt know they did that
You: good bonuses also
You: like 401K
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: maybe i should become a prostitute if they make that kind of money
You: Teachers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Buzz killington FTW

[Zyrokin]

this is the best game ever, right behind Virgin Goat Sacrifice Online.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mother?
You: are you a virgin goat?
Stranger: not mother?
You: im a virgin goat
You: so no
Stranger: damn
You: unless your the jesus goat
Stranger: maybe i am
You: have you doen any goat miracles?
Stranger: yes
You: like what?
Stranger: i have induced massive goat orgasms via cyber goat sex!
You: thats not right
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: wait
You: jesus goat doesnt have sex
Stranger: so ur not interested?
You: you liez!
Stranger: he makes it so u think u are
Stranger: all in the mind
You: i prefer sacrificial means of orgasim
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: like killing a squirrel
You: a virgin squirrel
Stranger: of course
Stranger: thats a given
You: ya never know
Stranger: hard to find these days tho
You: yea, damn slutty squirrels
Stranger: horny fucking squirrels everywhere
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tiarilir]

This was weird. I got two different conversations with myself after opening up 4 tabs...

[Ausei]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i'm ringo starr
You: No way me too!!!!!!!!!
You: I'm also Hitler though :/
Stranger: oh, hi Ringo *-*
Stranger: how are u ?
You: Jews be burning all things be fine
Stranger: tomorrow i have do a show, whit John Lennon
Stranger: where are u from ? (:
You: Germany
You: duh
Stranger: u_u
Stranger: BRAZIL NA VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIA!
Stranger: PAGODE NA CADEIA!
Stranger: não rolou '-'
You: Your language is different than mine.. you must burn as well
Stranger: ok, sorry
Stranger: i'm a little bit strange
You: sorry doesn't stop the furnace as I always said
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vessol]

You: hi, asl? ^_^
Stranger: 12 f texas
Stranger: 13*
Stranger: u
Stranger: ;)
You: 14/f/arizona
Stranger: kewl
You: do u roleplay?
Stranger: wat r u into
Stranger: yea ;)
Stranger: im a lvl 4 ranger
You: oh? u play wow?
You: im lvl 60 ne druid ^_^
Stranger: dnd
You: o
You: gay
Stranger: :(
Stranger: John?
You: no. im Rena, who r u?
Stranger: Lucy
Stranger: rena's a nice name
You: lucy is really cute ^_^
You: r u bi?
Stranger: im not sure
You: y not?
Stranger: r u
You: yes ^_^
Stranger: teach me
You: teach u?
Stranger: the dance of life
You: wut dance? rp dance?
Stranger: yea
You: ok, u have 2 do it too. i'll start
You: we r in a dark room with a big bed
Stranger: like no lights
You: ya
You: only candles
Stranger: are they scented
You: yes, they are cinimen
Stranger: tasty ;p
You: we can use candle later ;)
Stranger: ok u start
You: im laying on the bed i look up at u
You: i smile sedectively, wut u do?
Stranger: *I look back at you with sensual bedroom eyes, the ones that say "I'm gonna fuck you rotten." I'm holding a shovel.*
You: wut u gonna do wit that shovel babe ;)
Stranger: anythin u want
You: oh yaehhhhh
Stranger: *I slowly unbutton my jeans and lift up my shirt, showing my middrift*
You: mmmm
You: i put on a robe and a wizard hat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tiarilir]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO.
You: talk to me
Stranger: kay
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I cook
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i cant cook
Stranger: :(
You: we can cook together
Stranger: k
Stranger: you can teach me
Stranger: where do you cook?
You: in the kitchen :S
Stranger: i meant like
Stranger: are you a chef or something
Stranger: for a job
You: No. I'm a swede
You: I fry things at mcdonalds sometimes
Stranger: swede's are allowed to be chefs
Stranger: ah ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Allah!
You: Infidel?
Stranger: Terrorist!!!
You: Me?
You: Villa made me do it!
You: Please don't hurt me!
Stranger: Do U eat Dynamite for breakfast?
You: Sometimes.
Stranger: Freak/
You: But sometimes Villa don't give me food.
You: So I have to steal :(
Stranger: Do U believe in a black rock in the middle of nowhere/
You: According to Villa, I do.
Stranger: WTF is Villa?
You: My master.
Stranger: related to MoMMAmed?
You: Maybe, he is very fanatic.
You: I think he heard me.
Stranger: Her's a dynamite stick,shove up your arse and explode.....one less of U Freaks...HAhA
You: Ghost Hitler is not pleased.
Stranger: go ahead,U may disconnect me now
Stranger: I dare u
You: Your kind destroyed his Reich.
Stranger: i like Hitler
You: Heil Hitler!
Stranger: He disposed of all the garbage
You: Are you reall? :)
Stranger: too bad he didn't finish the job
You: The muslim crap was just a joke.
You: I do hate the jews though.
Stranger: If he had,there wouldn't be Freaks nowadays..
You: True.
Stranger: Religions make people stupid
You: So fucking true.
Stranger: They are the downfall of Mankind
You: I agree.
Stranger: Check out Bil Mahers Flick Religuolus
You: But how do I know that you are not a jew trying to trick me?
Stranger: U see every kind of religious Nutjob
Stranger: porque hablo espanol....
You: Are you a Aryan?
Stranger: jews no hablan espanol
Stranger: Do I sound like White trash to u?
You: No.
Stranger: Then,thereU go
Stranger: best Religion is no Religion
You: Wait, you call Aryans white trash?
Stranger: It{s organizes
Stranger: no
You: So, you are a Aryan?
Stranger: but any religion callin themselves some name don{t make{ any better
Stranger: I dont belong to any F"#d up religion.period
You: Tyr is my religion and Mr Hitler ofcourse.
Stranger: Its organized business
You: Mr Hitler is the best.
You: Wanna cyb0r?
Stranger: As long as u dont let any bullshitter do lip service on u is ok
Stranger: learn on ur own do research dont take anybodys BS
You: My dad likes jews.
You: Hitler told me to kill him.
You: So I did.
Stranger: I dont know any of them but from what i learned
Stranger: both jews and palestinians are f$%/&d up
You: Hitler likes to see me kill traitors.
Stranger: they can all blow themselves up for all i care
You: Are you a traitor?
Stranger: dude U really got a hard on hitler....
You: Are you American?
Stranger: I am to a certain degree....we all are
You: Hitler does not like your kind.
Stranger: Shit no....no way
Stranger: do i look like I really care-
Stranger: dude is dead
You: Are you the king of Germany?
Stranger: i liked His point of view though
You: I like royalty.
Stranger: I{m Leonardo decarpio
You: Want to be my queen?
Stranger: I{m the King of the world
You: I'm the Sith Emperor.
Stranger: I can be ur Pimp
You: That makes you my bitch.
You: Dance bitch! Dance!
Stranger: I said Pimp,bich
You: Dance!
You: I pay you to dance!
Stranger: Firstly,finish off whatever ur smokin and pass it on
You: Please bend over.
You: I'm a doctor.
Stranger: You a ***__
You: Doctor.
Stranger: shit,a Hitler lovin ***...
Stranger: no way...
You: I must make sure that you have not been raped, so bend over please.
Stranger: that{s a firs...
Stranger: sure,on the way down,lick my huevos pendejo!!
You: I'm Mr T suckha!
Stranger: are u done lickinh my huevos_
You: Don't talk spanish to me, you mexican whore.
Stranger: pinche pendejo..
Stranger: Gringo pendejo!!
You: Kuk jävel.
Stranger: tu Madre hijueputa!!
You: Sug min feta balle.
You: Kakor med sylt!
Stranger: A pollack...no wonder..
You: You insult me.
You: I'm no slav.
Stranger: that explains the stupidity
Stranger: same shit
Stranger: from the same shithole
You: I'm Scandinavian.
Stranger: all labelled STOOOPID
You: Hi mom!
Stranger: serbian scandinavian yugoslavian...all same shit!!!
You: What the fuck? Where they fuck are you from?
Stranger: u quit on me little boy__
You: I'm 47.
Stranger: im 40
You: I live in my mom's basement.
Stranger: close
Stranger: i live in my moms womb
You: She rapes me evry night.
You: Wanna join?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It took fucking forever to get him to leave.

[Niles]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I need to pee.
You: Will you help me?
Stranger: im sorry?asl
You: 15/m/Europe.
You: You?
Stranger: 15 F/ texas
You: Hot.
Stranger: was that a question? lol
You: Do you have big boobs?
Stranger: omg!
You: No?
Stranger: reeally.
You: :(
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: guess what?
You: What?
Stranger: yes i do does it matter


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hmm.
Stranger: hey conversational partner
You: Yo.
Stranger: YO
Stranger: SUP DAWG?
You: You like weed?
Stranger: i love weed
You: Awesome.
You: Come to Holland.
Stranger: i should
You: Totally.
Stranger: i live in brooklyn though there is plenty of that here
Stranger: and im too broke to go on vacation
You: Get a job?
Stranger: do you get high all day long over htere?
Stranger: thats what i heard
You: Yea.
Stranger: thats pretty cool
Stranger: i have a job
You: Cool, I don't.
You: I think yiu can guess why :P
You: you*
Stranger: im a psychiatrist
Stranger: tell me your problems
You: Well.
You: This one time.
You: Was really baked.
Stranger: and?
You: I hooked up with this girl.
You: The next day, my ass felt strange.
You: And under my bed was a condom with semen in it.
Stranger: and now you think you're gay?
You: Nah, I'm more confused about who fucked me in the ass.
You: It could be my roommate.
Stranger: why dont you ask him
You: I will, brb.
You: He said yes...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


More of my crazyness!

[alfaroverall]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: can i interest you in a cup of coffee
You: Sounds good.
Stranger: what kind
You: Black.
Stranger: racist bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got owned.
That's fucking epic, as are many of the other things that have been posted thus far. I love this thread and this site.

[Tiarilir]

That's fucking epic. I love this thread and this site.

Changing your minds, are we?

[alfaroverall]

Changing your minds, are we?
I think that much was clear by the time I made my second post.

[popsaregood230]

*Waits for 2 forumfallers to talk to eachother and double post the same conversation*

[Zyrokin]

*Waits for 2 forumfallers to talk to eachother and double post the same conversation*

Yea I was hoping that would happen soon. I was hoping it to happen to me.

[alfaroverall]

*Waits for 2 forumfallers to talk to eachother and double post the same conversation*
Doesn't seem all that likely. Let's underestimate and say there are 3000 people on there at a time. That means there are 3000 choose 2=4498500 different possible combinations of people that could wind up in a convo. Let's overestimate and say that 20 forumfallers are on here, that means there are 20 choose 2=190 possible combinations of forumfallers. So the probability of 2 forumfallers winding up together should be less than 0.00004. So yeah, this is probably not going to happen.

[Zyrokin]

Doesn't seem all that likely. Let's underestimate and say there are 3000 people on there at a time. That means there are 3000 choose 2=4498500 different possible combinations of people that could wind up in a convo. Let's overestimate and say that 20 forumfallers are on here, that means there are 20 choose 2=190 possible combinations of forumfallers. So the probability of 2 forumfallers winding up together should be less than 0.00004. So yeah, this is probably not going to happen.

dream killer...... i hate you! oh and big fan!

[Tiarilir]

Doesn't seem all that likely. Let's underestimate and say there are 3000 people on there at a time. That means there are 3000 choose 2=4498500 different possible combinations of people that could wind up in a convo. Let's overestimate and say that 20 forumfallers are on here, that means there are 20 choose 2=190 possible combinations of forumfallers. So the probability of 2 forumfallers winding up together should be less than 0.00004. So yeah, this is probably not going to happen.

Unless we disconnect and use code-words at the start of every discussion.

[DarkLily]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi want to cyber? ;)
You: have you got a wizards hat and robe?
Stranger: sure thing 4 u baby
You: i really dig the hary potter thing
Stranger: oh okay I have a pic in a harry potter costume i'm not even kidding lol
You: oh that's just amazing
Stranger: i kno
You: link?
Stranger: hang on I'm getin it
You: k
Stranger: sry my internet's goin slow 2night
You: that's ok hun
Stranger: http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_0e9c9884336dad21f5bb63fae2ef1462.jpg
Stranger: i got 2 others if u want
You: heh
You: <- girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

Know who you're chatting up! :p

[Zyrokin]

Unless we disconnect and use code-words at the start of every discussion.

mine is "surly is fat"

ex.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: surly is fat
Stranger: what?
You: surly is fat
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what?
You: surly is fat
Stranger: MONORAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLL
You: SUUUUURRRRRLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY IISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Stranger: MOOOOOOOOOONNOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Stranger: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAVVVVVKALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHH HHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[alfaroverall]

Know who you're chatting up! :p
Holy shit, I might have to save that picture...

[DarkLily]

Holy shit, I might have to save that picture...

In hindsight I should have got the other pics for you guys after seeing that one.

[Incanam]

mine is "surly is fat"

ex.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: surly is fat
Stranger: what?
You: surly is fat
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what?
You: surly is fat
Stranger: MONORAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLL
You: SUUUUURRRRRLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY IISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Stranger: MOOOOOOOOOONNOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Stranger: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAVVVVVKALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHH HHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at that irl.

Is the site still working? Not for me...

[Spankytwo]

I'm having a great time chatting with other people. It's awesome.

Try it.

www.omegle.com

From the website:
"Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like."

oh hai

[raja]

this thread is more fun than darkfall...

[Incanam]

this thread is more fun than darkfall...

So's your mom....OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Zyrokin]

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at that irl.

Is the site still working? Not for me...

Yea and I won. He couldn't handle the fattness.

NM, site is workin again.

[Incanam]

Yea and I won. He couldn't handle the fattness.

NM, site is workin again.

Thanks.

[Paralda]

ok, I'll spam that rickroll to oblivion now.

That's what I did for awhile... it got really boring.

[Vessol]

Stranger: hi
You: oh baby
Stranger: thats right
Stranger: LOL
You: rub that butter on my belly
Stranger: ROFL!
You: rub it innn
Stranger: yea?
You: Rub it over my belly baby, that sweet sweet butter.
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 11/F/Singapore
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GFH_Spike]

You: y helo thar
Stranger: hi
Stranger: it is fun
You: buttsecks?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: what does it means?
You: you want me in your butt?
You: that is its meanings
Stranger: you sucks
You: no, you sucks me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vessol]

Stranger: hi
You: scratch behind my ears hot rod
Stranger: wtf
You: You heard me, scratch behind my ears bitch. Rub my belly. *purrr*
You: wanna yiff?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GFH_Spike]

You: hu
Stranger: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 洋鬼子你好
You: gubuh..guhbuh what.. CHINESE?!
Stranger: yes ,chinese
You: why are you here?
Stranger: i say hello
You: hello to you too
Stranger: china
You: where from in China?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you?
You: yes, United States
Stranger: USA,美国
You: We say hello from across the Pacific.
Stranger: i do not speak eglish
You: What is China in the symbols?
You: 中国?
Stranger: Great Wall
You: 國?
Stranger: The slow spot chats, my English is not good
You: it is okay
You: you can practice here
Stranger: 國Traditional character
You: ah, not in talk now?
You: 这是否有道理？
Stranger: My English, will not be able with you very good communication, embarrassed
Stranger: 你也是中国的吧
You: 它是好的。 我的中国人是从译者
Stranger: You also use the translation software?
You: 我英语。 使用译者
You: 是
Stranger: BYE BYE
You: 它是否是工作？
Stranger: YES
You: cool :)
Stranger: Chats with you are very happy
You: 满意对您也是
Stranger: But translation not being able to understand
You: 您的英国是好的
You: I can translate your Chinese
Stranger: THANK
You: 译者采取中国人，做英语
You: you are welcome
Stranger: 翻译后的意思不是很准确
You: yes, it is not accurate
Stranger: After the translation meaning is not very accurate
You: 我可以解密它
Stranger: QQ you know
You: 语言区别是重大的。 这是有趣。
You: QQ?
Stranger: China's one kind chats the software
You: I do not understand
Stranger: Is similar with MSN
You: Ahh.
You: Are you using Omegle?
You: http://omegle.com/
You: ?
Stranger: You have the MSN account number
You: That is odd, I am using the website to chat.
You: 我使用网站聊天
Stranger: OH
You: yes
Stranger: I must have the lunch, goodbye
You: Enjoy your lunch.
You: 享受午餐
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: Goodbye，Good night
You: You too - 也是您
Stranger: My here is the noon, your that is the evening
You: Yes
You: Evening here.
You: 这里夜
Stranger: YES
You: 晚餐几小时前
You: Dinner hours ago.
You: I will sleep soon.
You: 很快睡眠
Stranger: That good night
You: Ahh, it means good night?
Stranger: YOU MAN ?
You: Yes.
You: 人，是。 您？
You: 妇女?
You: You are woman?
Stranger: MAN
You: I am also MAN.
You: 您更喜欢中国或美国妇女？
You: You prefer Chinese or American women?
Stranger: Chinese women
You: Why?
Stranger: You prefer Chinese or American women?
You: 为什么?
Stranger: YOU?
You: 我喜欢两个
You: I like both.
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Guten tag.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vessol]

Hehe, I love foreigners.

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Stranger: what?
You: sorry, wrong keyboard
You: Hi ^_^
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nothing
You: asl?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: you?
Stranger: man
Stranger: china
You: 14/f/japan!
Stranger: you are japanese?
You: Nippon!
You: ^_^
Stranger: o my god
You: wut?
Stranger: so you only 14?
You: Yes ^_^
Stranger: wow ,cool
You: Yeah!...Do u rp?
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: i can not understand
You: roleplay, like u pretend ur somebody and i pretend im somebody
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you have email?
You: Yes ^_^
Stranger: so may i have it?
You: sailormoonroxsockx@kurzepost.de
You: dont send me naughty stuffz
You: ^_^
You: ;)
Stranger: so why?
You: ;)
Stranger: what?
You: ;)
You: Do you want to roleplay?
Stranger: what is roleplay
You: u pretend ur somebody, like big strong muscle man and i pretend im poor weak defenseless girl
You: ^_^
Stranger: so do what?
You: pretend ur big strong guy
Stranger: i am so sorry ,but i can not understand
You: u pretend ur big strong guy and pretend do stuff to me, that roleplay
Stranger: ok
You: im laying here an u, big strong man walk in
Stranger: so how to play?
You: u tell me what u do to me
Stranger: and then ?
You: i tell u what i do in return ^_^
Stranger: so i walk in
You: ya
Stranger: so i tell you
You: yes, u tell me
Stranger: so i walk out
You: oh ya ;)
You: wut u wearing??/
Stranger: i ask you teach me japanese
You: oh baby
Stranger: baby what/?
You: ur so intellectual, it maks me hot
You: ohhh yeah
Stranger: make you hot?
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: you want to do what?
You: ahem
You: Have a seat over there Sir.
Stranger: what does ahem mean?
Stranger: yes ,i sit down?
You: Do you have a name?
Stranger: so you want me do what?
Stranger: yes
You: What are you doing here?
Stranger: role play
You: Do you know who I am?
Stranger: and who you are
Stranger: i just want to konw
You: Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator.
Stranger: o my god
Stranger: who is predator
You: Do not try to run Sir.
Stranger: what ?
You: The Guoanbu are on the way.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i send you message
You: 国家安全部
You: Did you hear me?
You: 國家安全部
Stranger: en
Stranger: 你是国人呀？
Stranger: 汉字也会打？
You: 安全部在它的途中扣留您問的
Stranger: 你到底是哪国人啊？
Stranger: 我郁闷
Stranger: 哦
You: 國家安全部
Stranger: 额
Stranger: 在呢？
You: 您為與女孩的性將被拘捕并且� ��扣留。
Stranger: 我哪里有
You: 并且執行根据州法。
Stranger: 我冤枉的
You: 不要欺辱毛!
Stranger: 什么？
You: 您死。
Stranger: 我死？
Stranger: 干嘛死？
You: 是
You: 國家安全部
Stranger: 晕
Stranger: 那死就死好了
You: 有好的生活共產主義者豬
Stranger: 额，你在说什么/？我看不懂
You: 英語。 您講它，共產主義豬!
Stranger: 我被你搞糊涂了

[alfaroverall]

OK, sorry Niles, but Vessol just managed to /thread your /thread.

This is like a falcon punch being executed off of a fighter jet made of biceps by a guy who just drank GODBERRY whose power level is OVER 9000.

[bdjhall]

You: hi?
Stranger: 你好
You: OH SHIT A CHINK

And I never spoke of it again.

[heroshade]

This is how it went for me.

You are now chatting with a random user.

Stranger: I won't say hi before you do.

You: Good, go fuck yourself.

Stranger has disconnected.

You: Fine, leave asshole, I hope you get syphilis.

Spreading Forumfallism, one random stranger at a time.

EDIT:

WTF?

Stranger: hi
You: Forumfall?
Stranger: yep
You: really?
You: Who?
Stranger: sorry
You: DAMN YOU, THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME
You: */wrist*
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[GFH_Spike]

Stranger: hi!
You: Guten tag.
Stranger: what?
You: Good day.
Stranger: your name?
You: Rothgard.
Stranger: u too
You: Roth for short.
You: You?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I native of Germany.
Stranger: frank
Stranger: Frank Zhang
You: You are Chinese?
Stranger: my english name
Stranger: y
You: You come from China or parents?
Stranger: i live in beijing
You: Ooh
Stranger: native chinese
Stranger: u?
Stranger: berlin?
You: No, Munich.
Stranger: o,Munich 1860
You: You enjoy Beijing?
Stranger: y
Stranger: i know the football team
You: I do not keep up with sports, but yes, it is popular.
Stranger: y
You: You know more than English and Chinese?
Stranger: just a little french
You: I know only German (Deutsch) and English.
Stranger: bonjour,ca va, etc..
Stranger: that's great!
You: No French, haha, only bonjour and some other basic words.
You: Yes, it is nice to know multiple languages.
Stranger: there once is a choice for me
You: You had a choice to learn French?
Stranger: y
You: School?
You: I learn English in school.
Stranger: yeah,but there is an alternative one
Stranger: which is germen
Stranger: i give it up,choosed french
You: Ahh, yes. German is not difficult, but I am native.
Stranger: and i am regretted now
You: I had choice of French, Latin.
You: English was mandatory.
You: You can learn German still.
You: I use Rosetta for English.
You: http://www.rosettastone.com/
You: You can find it on torrent sites. You know of them?
You: Pirate bay?.. yes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i got u
Stranger: there is many alike in china
You: Those who wish to learn the German?
Stranger: yes
You: More than the English?
Stranger: no
You: They will pay for private lesson?
You: I know no Chinese, which would be important for communication, I think.
Stranger: mostly in school and language training school
You: Oh, I hear of language trainer schools.
Stranger: wall street for english
You: You sign up and fly there to be a teacher.
Stranger: is famous
You: Also in Japan.
Stranger: y
You: This is site?
You: http://www.wallstreetinstitute.com/
Stranger: right
You: Maybe I sign up one day, I am only 20 years of age now.
You: You?
You: Your Englisch is good.
Stranger: there is one class at every weekend for free in beijing
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i am 25 years old now
You: You go there for lessons in the English?
You: You are older than I, haha. Most here younger.
Stranger: just to practice oral english and listening
You: Oral is important to learn.
Stranger: this is first time i came to omegle today
You: For me also, but I have used all the day.
Stranger: cool!
You: It is fun.
Stranger: yeah!
You: You gain English skills quicker here when chatting.
You: Though limited, no oral.
Stranger: that's why i came here!
You: I still have practice to master the English. Important language, though Chinese will also be very important.
You: I came here to learn also.
Stranger: but it's so convenient!
You: China gains power, strong economy.
You: It is very quick, yes.
Stranger: i hope so,but i am not that optimistic!
You: You think China will not be important as the United States?
Stranger: the crisis seems to last many years
Stranger: that's the point!
You: Yes, it is long here also.
You: You feel the crisis strongly in Beijing?
You: It hurts us in Munich badly.
Stranger: not exactly in beijing
You: In other cities of China?
Stranger: we haven't felt any big changes or obvious hurts yet
You: All Germany is damaged, but we are not bad as the England or the United States.
Stranger: maybe more obvious in jiangsu and zhejiang province
You: I wonder when the crisis will end.
You: When it will be worse too.
Stranger: may be several years
Stranger: or decades
You: Yes, it is not leaving quickly.
You: You believe the govenments are doing good to make the economy better?
Stranger: china has take out many measurements to control the economy
Stranger: taken,sry type
You: It is okay. Oh, governments also.
You: the r
Stranger: to show the faith or confidence to conquer this crisis
Stranger: is very important
You: Germany has taken the measurements also, but the people are not supportive or faithful.
Stranger: that's the point!
You: Yes, more confidence will help to recover the economies.
Stranger: so,it's what exactly the governments need to do!
You: Encourage the support and faith of people?
Stranger: y
You: I agree.
Stranger: the world need faith and confidence now
You: The world is hurt from the crisis, yes, no country is left untouched.
You: I think United States is worst.
Stranger: Germany and China is doing a great job now
You: I hear it is very bad there now, also in the England.
Stranger: both U.K and U.S hurt in the crisis
You: Germany is much better off than those two, but some countries are better than Germany.
Stranger: such as?
Stranger: i think Germany and China is the best
You: The Scandinavian countries, Norway and Sweden, Denmark and the Finland.
You: They have good economies, strong.
Stranger: i don't agree, it seems that Finland
Stranger: is also in crisis now
Stranger: Sweden,Denmark is better
You: I have not heard news from there recently.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: maybe i mix Finland with Iceland
You: Ahh, yes, that is probably it.
You: Iceland is awful, very bad now.
Stranger: yeah!
You: They have suffered worse than the US.
You: Such a small country for big problems.
Stranger: does iceland take any measurements ?
You: Yes, but the measurements are not good, they are ineffective.
You: The people are not supportive.
Stranger: oh, god,the cooperation between govern and people is critical
You: There is problems with the England. Their banks have refused to honor the responsibilities.
You: Iceland banks do not let the money be withdrawn to the England.
You: Yes, cooperation is necessary.
You: England is angry at Iceland.
Stranger: i think the cooperation in china is the best
Stranger: we all have faith in the government
You: The people are in support of the measurements best of all?
Stranger: from the rich to the poor
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: we trust our governments
You: China will become better than the US if it has the support and does not suffer as much.
You: In time, over years, maybe a decade.
You: I hope Germany recovers soon.
You: I graduate from the school soon to find a job. Difficult to find now with the problems.
Stranger: i don't think china will become better than the U.S,but china will become better and better
Stranger: which speciality?
You: It is important to grow and become better.
You: I do the psychology.
Stranger: oh,it's cool
Stranger: i like it
You: Yes, it is fun, you learn a lot about how people think and their behaviors.
Stranger: i have a colleague who do the psychology too
Stranger: we are editors
You: There is limited jobs for that here with the crisis, sadly. I need to move, perhaps.
You: You are an editor for him?
Stranger: perhaps u can find other ways
Stranger: no,we both are editors
You: Maybe. Businesses have need of the psychology specialists.
Stranger: she specialize in psychology
You: Ahh, that is cool.
Stranger: i specialize in managements and economy
You: What do you edit with her?
Stranger: so ,we edit different books
You: I might do the management also. The 'human resources'.
You: I do not know how to say it in English.
Stranger: that job have so much fun!
You: You write books too, or only edit?
Stranger: "always sit at the other side of desk"
You: Haha, I would rather be the management than the managed.
Stranger: only edit
You: Maybe you also write some day.
Stranger: we looking for potential writers
You: Your friend can if she is psychologist with enough school.
Stranger: sign a contract with them
Stranger: and design the face of booke
You: You help the books look better?
You: You also translate to English?
Stranger: y, u can say that
Stranger: no translate
You: If you become good enough in the English, you could serve as translator, possibly.
You: I do not know if that pays well there.
You: It is very good here.
Stranger: oh,it is bad here
Stranger: suffer and little paid
You: That is awful, I did not know. :(
Stranger: there is so many good translator here
You: Those translators should come to the US or the England, even Germany.
You: They would be paid better.
Stranger: those who mostly are bilingual
You: There are not enough good translators here.
You: Only for the English, not Chinese.
Stranger: i said wrong words, it trilingual
You: Three languages is a lot.
You: They know Chinese and English, and a third?
Stranger: who is specializing in the interpreting here are mostly trilingual
Stranger: not me
Stranger: i just know a little french
You: I do not know which third language to learn. I have trouble with the English, but I can communicate in it effectively.
Stranger: i still working on it
Stranger: hope to be trilingual
You: Which other language you wish to learn? German?
Stranger: maybe,but probably french
You: French is important. Not as much as English, but maybe better than German.
Stranger: for i have already learned a little french in school
You: That will help to learn more of it.
Stranger: y
You: I must go to rest, but do you have e-mail to communicate through?
Stranger: starting to learn a new language is too hard for me now
Stranger: y
You: I can help with the German if you choose it, we can help with the English together too.
Stranger: editor.zf@gmail.com
Stranger: it's my email
Stranger: may i have ur email?
Stranger: we can help each other
You: You may, my e-mail is ______________ - we both use the Gmail. :)
Stranger: it's so popular here to use gmail
You: Gmail is the best to use.
You: Simple, easy.
You: Popular here also.
You: I will communicate with you later, perhaps we send e-mails tomorrow.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: looking forward
Stranger: to ur email
You: You have a good night, Frank. I look forward also to yours.
Stranger: it's noon here....
You: Auf wiederesehen is 'goodbye' in the German, or also 'until again'
You: Oh yes, I forget the time zone difference, haha.
Stranger: haha ,could u give a phonetic symbol of that words?
Stranger: so that i can spell it and use it
You: Which words?
Stranger: Auf wiederesehen
Stranger: it will help me to pronounce it
You: Oops, it is auf wiedersehen without the e between r and s.
Stranger: [aJf`vi:dEr`zeIn]
You: Owf Veeder Zay In to pronounce it. I do not know the phonetics though.
You: We do not learn that here.
Stranger: o
Stranger: i can look in dictionary
You: Yes, that is best.
You: I will speak to you soon Frank. Have a good day.
Stranger: au revoir
Stranger: it's french
You: Haha, au revoir. :)
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi there
You: Hallo.
Stranger: hows it going
You: I am being attacked by a tentacle monster.
You: How about you?
You: Also, A/S/L?
Stranger: im having sex with a bagel in the sewers LIKE A BOSS
You: I'm being raped like a Japanese schoolgirl.
You: What type of bagel is it?
Stranger: its poppyseed
You: Do you have an addiction to opium?
Stranger: i think its because of seinfeld
You: Seinfeld is a drug lord, yes.
You: Why are you here?
Stranger: because i wanna lick peanut butter off your thighs
You: Oh, that's hot.
You: Chunky or smooth?
Stranger: smooth. like your balls against my cheek
You: Who said anything about balls?
Stranger: so your a girl :o
You: Only if you believe there are girls on the internet.
Stranger: i believe the girls are really the F . B. I.
You: Then you would be licking peanut butter off the thighs of the FBI.
You: The tentacle monsters are getting antsy. They sense competition!
You: UNGHHHH, not there!

[CuriousGeorge]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiii
You: Hello, this is Officer Micheals.
You: I've been hearing that you are carrying illicit contraband on your person.
Stranger: what？
You: You are in possession of illegal drugs.
You: Now, I have to ask you to sign this waiver to allow us to search you.
Stranger: Yes,but how do you know it
Stranger: Do you know where am i?
You: I cannot tell you our sources, they have specifically asked us not to reveal who they are.
Stranger: But,I live on Mars.Can you come?
You: I am well aware of your mental illnesses.
You: Declare anything you might be carrying or we'll have to do a frisk search on you.
Stranger: as you like
You: Ok, we'll do the frisk search.
You: What is this?!?
Stranger: I dont know
You: So you don't know that you have an oversized dildo in your groin area?
Stranger: Really
You: GET THE FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND! NOW!
You: THIS IS A STICK UP, GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Stranger: Ok,I will send you all my mony.what's you account?
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ACCOUNT?! PUT THE FUCKING MONEY INTO THIS HESHEN BAG!
Stranger: i tried,but failed
You: I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE SECONDS, IF I DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Stranger: ok,is time.And what?
You: ITS ONLY BEEN TWO SECONDS DOUCHE BAG, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY NOW!
You: HUH, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I'M DIGGING MY REVOLVER INTO YOUR TEMPLE, HUH?!?
Stranger: If you want money you can come to my place and take it.
You: I'M AT YOUR FUCKING PLACE.
Stranger: Where?
You: HERE!
You: STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU.
You: I'M FUCKING SHOOT....argh.....fuck, my throat hurts from all that screaming.
Stranger: you can shoot me now!I hope you gun can take me away from this world.
You: Woah, woah woah...why do you want to die?
Stranger: Because I have no money.
Stranger: I need much money to go back to Earth.The Mars is to hot now.Please...
You: Hm, this mental illness thing again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[heroshade]

You: !ih
Stranger: Slide it in my ass!
You: the whole thing?
Stranger: OH GOD YES!
Stranger: PLEASE HURRY!
You: but.... it's kind of sharp
You: like, it's broken and stuff
Stranger: FUCK YOU I DONT CARE!
You: fine
Stranger: DO IT NOW
You: I'll shove the fucking broken bottle in your ass
Stranger: I changed my mind
You: to fucking bad
Stranger: thats cool
You: theres no turning back now
You: forumfall?
Stranger: butt plugs man
You: I don't get it
Stranger: exactly
You: wouldn't butt plugsmake you gay??
You: I mean
You: shoving a huge cork in your ass?
Stranger: or maybe im a girl/
Stranger: or maybe not
You: hmmm anonymous chat room on the internet
You: I doubt it
Stranger: you know the internet sir
Stranger: congrats
You: thanks
You: now fuck off
Stranger: thats cool man
Stranger: ill hang around a bit
You: good
Stranger: cool
You: I'll just be masturbating to these pussycat dolls albums
Stranger: forumfall?
You: yeah!
Stranger: ............
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: damnit,
Stranger: no lulz to be had here

[Dyrrn]

diaf of social networking losers...

you bring the matches. i'll bring the gasoline. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG5UbL5gpis)

[GFH_Spike]

You: Female or male? Answer me, dirtbag!
Stranger: 你好
You: Female?!
Stranger: yes
You: Chinese?
Stranger: 你也是吧
You: No, male.
You: I am from the United States.
Stranger: 中国人就说汉语
You: Yes, but you could be using a translator.
Stranger: 你认识汉字不？
You: 例如此.
You: I am using a translator.
You: http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt
Stranger: 不是吧
You: You are not?
Stranger: 你说英语
Stranger: 我能听懂
Stranger: 应该是看懂
Stranger: 你是美国哪个洲的？
You: You understand all of my English?
Stranger: 你看过NBA嘛？
Stranger: yes
You: I am from North America.
Stranger: 北美？
You: Yes. Hold on.
Stranger: 你的地址具体点
You: http://www.travelblog.org/pix/maps/north-america.jpg
You: Florida, USA.
You: Orlando, to be specific.
Stranger: 佛罗里达
You: Where are you from in China?
Stranger: magic
Stranger: 我喜欢霍华德
Stranger: 他是NBA第一中锋
You: You like Howard?
Stranger: 恩
You: Ah, basketball.
Stranger: very much
Stranger: 你到过nba现场嘛？
You: You think he's handsome, or you enjoy his talent?
Stranger: talent
You: I have been to the NBA games, but not for years.
Stranger: 哦
You: I saw the Orlando Magic.
Stranger: 你知道姚明嘛？
You: I have heard of Yao Ming.
You: He's the very tall Chinese one?
Stranger: 你觉得霍华德和姚明谁厉害？
Stranger: yes
You: Do I think they are fierce? Talented?
You: That did not translate correctly.
Stranger: 这句听不懂了
Stranger: 哦~
Stranger: roger
Stranger: 你是大学生嘛？
You: Yes, I attend University of Central Florida.
You: I am a psychology student there.
You: Do you attend a university as well?
Stranger: 哦
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCF
Stranger: 我要去上课了。再见
You: Ah, you must go?
Stranger: yes
You: What do you study?
You: Last question before leaving. :)
Stranger: http://www.snnu.edu.cn/
You: I will look at it. Goodbye to you.
Stranger: my school
Stranger: bye
You: Do you have email?
Stranger: yes
You: We could exchange.
You: ___________
Stranger: qubofly@163.com
You: Enjoy your day. I will talk to you later.
Stranger: roger
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: Bye
Stranger: or i will be late
You: Hah, okay. I don't want to make you late.
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: VAI SE FUDE SEU MONTE DE MERDA
You: Female or male? Answer me, dirtbag!
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Why are you here?
Stranger: china
Stranger: and u?
You: No, why are you here?
You: Not where.
You: Florida.
You: United States.
Stranger: i like here
You: You like this site?
Stranger: practice english
Stranger: oh y
You: Yes, it is good for practicing English. Why do you wish to practice English?
Stranger: my work need english
You: What is your job?
Stranger: lawer
You: Do you enjoy being a lawyer?
Stranger: lawyer
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like my job
You: What makes you happy in your job?
Stranger: you have soooooooooooooomany questions
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: whats u jou?
You: The questions will never end until the conversation ends, but I will answer too.
You: I don't have a job. I attend school at a university. University of Central Florida.
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 20. How old are you?
Stranger: your major?
Stranger: 21
You: Psychology. What was your major?
You: Law?
Stranger: yes
You: Which area of law do you specialize in?
Connection imploded.

[heroshade]

You: ANAL INTRUSION
Stranger: i am a robot
Stranger: please insert command
You: oh fuck
You: I just made a serious mistake didn't I?
Stranger: human ejaculate overload
Stranger: roboot
You: AGH!\
Stranger: please insert quarter for further use
You: is robot jizz like.... acid or something?
You: wheres the quarter slot?
Stranger: Primary Function
Stranger: to eat robot jizz
You: self destruct sequence
Stranger: please insert quarter into anal recpectcal
You: forumfall?
Stranger: ??
You: nevermind
You: Go.... destroy humanity or something
Stranger: Query
You: I'll be masturbating to these pussycat doll albums
Stranger: is it worth sacrificing some for the greater good
Stranger: .
You: yes
You: Kill em all and let god sort em out
Stranger: Termination sequence initated
Stranger: please stand still while vaporzation occurs
You: Better than anal intrusion I guess
You: Do I get to be a pile of ash like in fallout?
You: WILL SOME JUNKY SNORT MY REMAINS!?
You: FUCK YES!!
Stranger: ill snort ur ashes
You: Heroshade
Stranger: expereince gain = 10 pts
You: do me a favor
You: every time you chat with something, just say "Forumfall?"
You: trust me
You: eventually you will get something incredibly lulzy
Stranger: why
Stranger: is it a stupid forum meme
You: no
Stranger: do u have stairs in ur house?
You: I just want to give them false hope.
You: and yeah, I jump down then headfirst all the time
Stranger: wrong answer
Stranger: THIS IS THE FBI PLEASE STAY ONLINE WHILE UR IP IS TRACKED
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[alfaroverall]

Awesome way to introduce yourself to someone you've never met: scream "ANAL INTRUSION." I may have to do that irl sometime.

[Adareth]

So, this explains why OT has been so dead.

Lulzy thread though.

[Sqarak]

Doesn't load for me

[The Goatbreeder]

I met a gay there. He's my friend now. He's awesome. He even swallows a load he told me.

[bdjhall]

I met a gay there. He's my friend now. He's awesome. He even swallows a load he told me.

Hook me up.

[Gloomrender]

Fucking webpage doesn't work for me.

Oh, I found the problem, you need to make it .net, instead of .com.

Shit, this is just another site.

[Tiarilir]

I love this site.

[Sqarak]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what?
You: we just met
Stranger: sorry my friend is sitting with me and told me shes done this thing before and you're meant to ask the person's age, sex and location
You: you can't go around like a loose canon poppin asl left and right
Stranger: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a bunch MuTards

[ApocaRUFF]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I like pie
You: Do you?
Stranger: i love pie
You: kool
Stranger: I like APPLE pie
You: forumfall?
Stranger: forumfall?
You: forumfall .__.
Stranger: can you please extrapalate?
You: What does "extrapalate" mean?
Stranger: explain
Stranger: go into further detail
Stranger: what is this forumfall?
Stranger: you go from pie to forumfall
You: Forumfall is an internet forum dedicated to the MMORPG Darkfall Online. Residents of the Off-topic forum of The Darkfall Online Forums refer to it as Forumfall
You: .
Stranger: Wtf?
Stranger: do you enjoy that forum?
Stranger: is it for sick pervs who prey on innocent girls online?
You: The Off-topic forums of forumfall are a hard and cruel place. Full of hate.
Stranger: so you enjoy it?
You: No, it is for people who like to accuse people of being sick pervs who prey on innocent girls online though
You: Yes
You: It taught me of this site
Stranger: this darkfall online
You: I don't play
You: Most of the Forumfallers don't
Stranger: is darkfall online like dungeons and dragons?
You: No
Stranger: you dont play but you frequent their forum
You: Darkfall online is more like Hello Kitty Land Fun Time Adventure Online
Stranger: thats a little odd...
You: No
You: I was part of the forum for years before the release
Stranger: is this forum filled with young girls?
You: I played the beta and decided not to play the game, at least not until it's released in NA
You: Yes
You: Lots of them
Stranger: hmmm i bet you enjoy it then
You: and there is a never ending supply of child porn for pedophiles like yourself.
You: Please come
Stranger: i am not a pedophile!!
Stranger: you sick sick man
Stranger: i bet thats why you go there
You: You are to a pedophile. You said you were.
Stranger: for you need of child porn
Stranger: i said no such thing!!
You: "Stranger: Hi, I'm a pedophile."
Stranger: you told me you are a pervert
You: No, you told me you were a pervert
Stranger: with your pie
You: I like pumkpin pie
Stranger: you perverted pie monster!
You: Wanna has sex?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: wtf????
You: Are you female?
Stranger: p.s. i think you are multiple people talking to me
Stranger: because you keep typing differently
Stranger: and yes i iz a girl
You: I doubt it.
You: I think you are a girly boy.
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: thats what i am?
Stranger: fucking retard
Stranger: i am a fucking woman
You: Lawl
You: QQ more ***
Stranger: okay
You: Stupid little bitch
Stranger: well.... what are you?
Stranger: a hermaphrodite?
You: Stop sucking your momma's titty
You: Do you know what a Hermaphrodite is?
Stranger: stop sucking on little girls titties?
Stranger: yes i understand the concept of a hermaphrodite
You: You make no sense, little girls have no titties.
Stranger: yoru a fucking cunt you preys on little girls like myself
Stranger: little girls have small titties
You: Ha! So you admit it, you do prey on little girls
Stranger: you fucking pedophile
You: How would you know?
Stranger: no i WAS a little girl
You: You're the pedophile, you're the one that admitted to it.
Stranger: fucking stupid little punkbitch
You: Are you a little girl anymore?
You: You are no female
You: You wish you were though.
Stranger: i am a teenage girl
You: You seem gender-confused
You: You should seek help
Stranger: you wish you didnt have a penis AND a vagina...
Stranger: so go fuck yourself
You: You are a very angry person
Stranger: your are an angry person
Stranger: with your forumfall
Stranger: well... you are more disgusting than angry
Stranger: i hope you mom is proud of your child porn obsession
You: You are the one that is obsessed with child porn
You: you keep mentioning it
You: It's very creepy. Seek help.
Stranger: you keep enjoying hearing it
You: You keep putting words in my mouth, do you want to put your dick there also?
Stranger: and stop only somtimes capitalizing words randomly... like a fucking dick you are
Stranger: and no i dont want a dick in my mouth
Stranger: and i have no dick to put in yours
You: Yes you do
You: stop lying to yourself
Stranger: if thats how this is going to be
You: Seek help.
Stranger: i will put my VIRTUAL dick in your mouth, to make you happy
Stranger: you seek help
Stranger: fucking pervert
You: It will not make me happy. I am trying to make you happy by offering myself. I am trying to save the little children of the world from your horrible wrath.
Stranger: fuck you bitch
Stranger: you can go fuck a little child
You: This will be put on forumfall for others enjoyment
Stranger: you fucking asshole
Stranger: good
You: Lots of lulz to be had.
Stranger: i will go on there later
You: Awesome
Stranger: good day sir/mam
You: Mission accomplished
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Pedophiles :O

[onetuffmaggot]

Stranger: are you a hot chick
You: Kinda
You: i am a chick
You: People rate me a 7
Stranger: are you hot
You: out of 10
Stranger: really thats not bad
You: Aww thanks hun
Stranger: do you have a pic
You: Of me ? well yeah but i need to know you better first
Stranger: i will give you my honest opinion
You: Alright first though
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: what if u show you my pic first
You: Sure
You: Stick it on like 4chan or something, they will appreciate it
Stranger: then you can guess my age? sound fair
You: Ok thats fair
Stranger: no i will send u a url of me on FB
You: ok cool
Stranger: ok wait a min...
You: Thankyoo
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30294520&l=c7d9d0ab4e&id=1003788554
Stranger: thats me
You: 43?
Stranger: you are good, im 44
You: Thankyou
You: ill get mine one second
Stranger: ok
You: Hold on a sec darling
Stranger: darling, you dont even know me
You: /Gasp
Stranger: why the gasp, ?
You: Rude =) but i dont mind
You: sorry trying to log on
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i wasnt trying to be rude
You: Dont worry :)
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: im from toronto canada
Stranger: and im Tom
You: Im live in LA but im originaly from Tokyo, Im Kiko
You: here
You: http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2994/kikog.jpg
You: im the one on the left
Stranger: ok, let me see
You: With my dad, back when we had this thing
You: I think im higher than a 7 though
You: what do you think
Stranger: Kiko you are gorgeous
You: Aww thanks hun
Stranger: simply gorgeous
You: Your so sweet
Stranger: i can see your inner beauty
You: Not many guys see it but i see you care about me
Stranger: btw, my into line....
Stranger: intro*
You: Yes ?

Stranger: about the hot chick....
You: Oh its ok i didnt mind
Stranger: that is what the last person said to me, so i thought i would use it with you
You: would you like to see a picture of my mother ?
You: people say i get my looks from her
Stranger: sure
Stranger: why not
You: http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3442/1239384188339.jpg
You: She reminds me of me now that i think about it
Stranger: ive gone this far , lol
Stranger: i dont see the resemblence
You: Really ? hmm
You: Forumfall?
Stranger: not sure i get that reference
You: Do you know forumfall ?
Stranger: no, not really
Stranger: where is that from
You: YOU FUCKING TROLL GET OFF MY INTERNETZ
You: FUCK OFF OUT OF THE INTRAWEB PAEDO
Stranger: actually you are a troll
You: YAYAYA
Stranger: i havent lied to you
You: You think your a lyrical g but you aint got nothin on me
You: EXCUSE ME SIR
You: SIR I SAID EXCUSE ME
You: MISTER HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME ?
Stranger: trolls are liars
You: STEP OUT
You: STEP OUT
You: SIR... SIR I SAID STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
Stranger: who pretend to be someone there are not
You: I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN SIR... STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
Stranger: you have misrepresented yourself
Stranger: so if you really think about it, you are a troll
You: Your like a fucking figureskater on rollerblades
Stranger: isnt that ironic - dont ya think
You: YOUR SINGING Alanis Morissette Faggot! Dont doubt my knowledge
Stranger: so you are a dude
You: No
Stranger: and a troll
You: Isnt it ironic....
You: dont ya think
You: Its like raaaain on your wedding day
You: Its a free rideeeeee when you've already paid
Stranger: see ya trollster
You: Its time to kick phil tuffnel and chew shit, and im all outta bubblegum
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The links make it

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Stranger: DO YOU LIEK WAFFLES?
You: OMG PANCAKES!
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[Sqarak]

Stranger: heyy
You: you know forumfall?
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Damn, our reputation is spreading fast :eek:

[Sqarak]

You: you know forumfall?
Stranger: of course
You: great
Stranger: not
You: what is the secret handshake
You: dirty little liar
You: no waffles for you
Stranger: :(
Stranger: but
You: not even buttercakes
Stranger: pleeeeeaase?
You: no
Stranger: mmh
Stranger: reeses?
You: no, you can have some old fries though
Stranger: old and cold?
You: yup
Stranger: (rhyme)
Stranger: ketchup?
You: you can still choose the sauce though
Stranger: hrhr
You: except powdertoast sauce
Stranger: a ketchup-mayo-barbecue-cocktail-sweet-sour-mix
You: i'm out of that one
You: k
Stranger: gimme
You: barbecue part could taste a bit coally
Stranger: why is that?
You: scraped it from the bbq
You: i prefere my sauces fresh and authentic
You: don't ask how i got the cocktail
Stranger: :(
Stranger: how did you get the sweet-sour part?
You: i'd have to murder you
You: ask my mom to take a piss on some sugar
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: milf?
You: mmmh no, more like a dried old raisin
Stranger: mhhhhh
Stranger: to how many children did she give birth?
You: one, me
You: she gave up after that
Stranger: crippled?
You: almost, when she walks it looks more like doing the shuffle
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: nice i like
You: you can have her, then she's of my back
Stranger: hunchback style?
You: more like backpack style, strapped her on
Stranger: mmh sounds like a bedtime story
You: not really, she scares the girls away
You: her two extra arms come in handy to hold em down, but when she farts
You: it redecorating time
Stranger: GREAT
Stranger: ever thought of making money with her on halloween
You: oh, god, she's wiggiling again. It thinks she's getting excited
You: wait
You: no
You: just passing some gas
Stranger: what kind of gas is it?
You: methane mostly
Stranger: ohh give her a hug for the global warming
You: dunno what the shit is that makes my wallpaper melt though
Stranger: maybe she is a dragon?
You: could be, she is coldblooded and vicious
Stranger: whats her surname?
You: Janssens
Stranger: sounds brazilian
You: omg
Stranger: :D
You: she was my dad
Stranger: SHEMALE ALERT!
You: i'm not going to check if he's pre-op
Stranger: you have no choice
You: i'll ask wait
You: oooh
You: he grunted
You: that's a yes right
You: ?
Stranger: dunno
You: oh godd i've been walking around with a shemale on my back for all those years
Stranger: those shemale dragons with children are pretty unpredictable
You: could it be that i'm as well?
You: holy shit
You: i was girl he said
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: how does it feel?
You: I dunno
You: I'm soo confused right now
Stranger: how can i help you?
You: i dunno. Should i revert back or stay a guy?
Stranger: hmm what do you like more?
Stranger: as a girl you get the period!
You: i'm pretty used to my morning erection as well
Stranger: and you have to give birth!
You: nono
Stranger: YES!
You: this genderbending has to stop now
You: it's my quest from now on
You: i will not have kids
You: period
You: and no periods either
You: btw, i now have an excuse to hang around hot lesbians
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i wanna too
You: get a double or triple sex-change
You: you might get a book and a reality show out of it as well
Stranger: :D
Stranger: thats it
You: oh no, i'm spreading the curse. Damn you mommydad
You: damn you for bringing me into this world
Stranger: i think i will take double-d titties
You: ooh "tzi dobble d"
You: people will certainly start listening to you
Stranger: and i will get a well-payed job :)
You: stripper?


Nice chat, going from average forumfall content to a constructive chat about beers.

[Sqarak]

You: oh, gonna have to cut and run. need to get ready to get drunk
Stranger: no any i want
Stranger: ohhh where will you drink and what?
You: beer in Pand Demonium
Stranger: which country? :)
You: Belgium, where else is it worthwhile to drink beer?
Stranger: GERMANY :)
You: *giggles*
You: sure
You: as long as it isn't Slovakia or Holland
Stranger: paulaner, erdinger, franziskaner, becks, krombacher, warsteiner,
Stranger: oettinger, jever, bitburger, löwenbräu
You: jupiler, goude carolus, dulle griet, duvel, gageleer, leffe, grimberge
Stranger: oh dude, i don't know a single one of those :(
You: babar, hommelbier, gueze belle-vue, gueze mort subit
Stranger: shame on me
You: you know stella?
Stranger: stella mortis? :D
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: stella artois
Stranger: http://www.austrianbeer.co.uk/images/stellaartois.jpg
You: lol austrianbeer
Stranger: heard of it :D
Stranger: yeah i wondered too
You: never drink it, it chemically yeasted crap
Stranger: :D
Stranger: in 2 monts i will be to brüssel
You: depressing city
Stranger: give me a recommendation
Stranger: ohh shit come on :(
You: mostly offices
You: thanks to the EU and NATO
Stranger: is there a nice beautiful city in belgium?
You: Antwerp, Ghent, Bruges.
Stranger: ah okay :)
Stranger: and which beer should i enjoy?
You: for a regular pint, go for Jupiler
You: brown beer either Bruine Leffe or Gouden Carolus (aka Golden Carolus)
Stranger: brown = dark beer?
You: yea sorry
You: translating to literally
Stranger: no problem :)
You: just stay away from: Maes, Stella, Primus or Zulte
Stranger: weak stuff?
You: en Heineken, it's a trap. Dutch piss
You: not necesarily weak, just utter crap
You: Zulte is for example a dark beer that tastes like a regular pils
You: Primus is slightly to bitter
You: Maes to watery
You: and Stella is just crap
Stranger: haha you are an expert, aren't you?
You: both Primus and Stella induce a hangover very quickly as well
You: I tried my share of beer yes :D
You: anyway
You: gotta go
You: cheers

this was the constructive part