Forumfall's Resident Nihilist Heads to Hedonism III

[Adraedan]

I've leaving for Jamaica's Hedonism III resort in less than 24 hours.

Does the OT have any suggestions as to what I should do while I'm there?

[Forgin]

who are you?

[kordoyn]

who are you?

This.

[Ozle]

If you really are a Nihilist, why do you care?

[Adraedan]

If you really are a Nihilist, why do you care?

I would suggest you look up mordern, functional nihilism and not what it was considered a century ago by depressed philosophers.

[bdjhall]

Eat a lot.

[Badem]

holy shit man Hedonism 3 (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Hedonism+3) and what to do there (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+to+do+at+Hedonism+3)

maybe you could try having fun (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+have+fun+at+Hedonism+3)

also

Who the fuck are you?

[Adraedan]

holy shit man Hedonism 3 (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Hedonism+3) and what to do there (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+to+do+at+Hedonism+3)

maybe you could try having fun (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+have+fun+at+Hedonism+3)

also

Who the fuck are you?

I'm looking for suggestions, I know perfectly well what options are there

[Ozle]

I would suggest you look up mordern, functional nihilism and not what it was considered a century ago by depressed philosophers.

Im a big fan of the old school way though, much harder. All these modern Nihilists just couldnt cope with the proper way of doing things and so watered it down into something they can do.

Its like Vegetarians that eat fish

[Someone]

I've leaving for Jamaica's Hedonism III resort in less than 24 hours.

Does the OT have any suggestions as to what I should do while I'm there?

First off I'm way more nihilist than you, and not that pansy ass functional nihilism either. I'm talking about the hardcore 19th centuary drug abusing philosophisers nihilism.

As for what you should do. Do a shitload of drugs and get atleast 6 STDs from 50 different hoes. Anything less and you are a disgrace to hedonists everywhere.

[Badem]

I'm looking for suggestions, I know perfectly well what options are there

suggestions and options are the same thing

fucking numb nuts

go, drink, fuck lots of women

[Paulrevere]

Whatever you do, it must include a hospital visit.

[Adraedan]

Whatever you do, it must include a hospital visit.

I think that's a general rule of thumb for almost anything fun.

[Adraedan]

Im a big fan of the old school way though, much harder. All these modern Nihilists just couldnt cope with the proper way of doing things and so watered it down into something they can do.

Its like Vegetarians that eat fish

The thing is, old school nihilism was always looked at negatively. Even Nietzsche, who could be considered a nihilist, thought nihilism was a bad thing as he defined nihilism.

Modern nihilism is almost the antithesis of classical nihilism as it is the fight against modernism and the forging of purpose from nothing, not just wallowing in nothing.

[Ozle]

The thing is, old school nihilism was always looked at negatively. Even Nietzsche, who could be considered a nihilist, thought nihilism was a bad thing as he defined nihilism.

Modern nihilism is almost the antithesis of classical nihilism as it is the fight against modernism and the forging of purpose from nothing, not just wallowing in nothing.

Nothing wrong with a bit of wallowing!
And surely him thinking nihilism is a bad thing was a classic example of nihilism!

[Temet nosce]

who are you?

Correction.

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck should we care?

[Adraedan]

Correction.

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck should we care?

Better question: Why the fuck should you really care about anything?

I said I was a the resident nihilist, didn't say I was here for very long.

Of course I have like several logins spanning several time periods, I just like always looking like the new guy. Easier to troll when people don't recognize you.

[Forgin]

Correction.

Who the fuck are you, and why the fuck should we care?


Who the fuck are you and why should I care?

[Killuminati]

You like talking about yourself a lot, OP. I would suggest the most obvious solution, a bleach cocktail.

[Aacevedo]

You like talking about yourself a lot, OP. I would suggest the most obvious solution, a bleach cocktail.

Make it extra large if you please.

[Adraedan]

You like talking about yourself a lot, OP. I would suggest the most obvious solution, a bleach cocktail.

Everyone likes to talk about themselves, some people are just afraid others will think lesser of them because of it.

[DocGonzo]

Everyone likes to talk about themselves, some people are just afraid others will think lesser of them because of it.

don't be afraid, there's very little you could do to make us think any less of you

[Milo Hobgoblin]

I'm looking for suggestions, I know perfectly well what options are there

if you need someone to tell you what to do in Hedonism.. you shoudlnt be going.


Just bring A LOT of condoms and alcohol.

[Someone]

Just bring A LOT of condoms and alcohol.

Wait a little. Don't we want him to get lots of STD's among other things? I say he should go skinny dipping and only use the stuff he can find there, also unless he has atleast one twenty hooker orgy then he has failed. Come on he is going to a place on Jamaica, an island renowned for their use of mind altering substances and desperate cheap hookers, that is called Hedonism. Unless his life expectancy isn't cut in half after his visit then he has clearly failed, to that I want to add that unless we can convince him to do the things that will completly ruin his life then we as a community have also failed.

So I say we step up to the plate and make sure that he will get a vacation that he will never remeber. Unless everything after stepping onto that flight is a blur then it was a failure for all of us.

[Aacevedo]

So I say we step up to the plate and make sure that he will get a vacation that he will never remeber. Unless everything after stepping onto that flight is a blur then it was a failure for all of us.
Wisdom

[Milo Hobgoblin]

Wait a little. Don't we want him to get lots of STD's among other things? I say he should go skinny dipping and only use the stuff he can find there, also unless he has atleast one twenty hooker orgy then he has failed. Come on he is going to a place on Jamaica, an island renowned for their use of mind altering substances and desperate cheap hookers, that is called Hedonism. Unless his life expectancy isn't cut in half after his visit then he has clearly failed, to that I want to add that unless we can convince him to do the things that will completly ruin his life then we as a community have also failed.

So I say we step up to the plate and make sure that he will get a vacation that he will never remeber. Unless everything after stepping onto that flight is a blur then it was a failure for all of us.


^^^^^^^

[DoveAlexa]

Stay away from the locals and girls who dont even want to know your name before you go down.

[Slaker]

Die from STD's.

[Slade Trillgon]

Stay away from the locals and girls who dont even want to know your name before you go down.

Names are not necessary :ninja:


Slade

[Adraedan]

if you need someone to tell you what to do in Hedonism.. you shoudlnt be going.


Just bring A LOT of condoms and alcohol.

I'm just asking for suggestions from anyone who may have gone there. I mean, it's very obvious what I am going to be doing in the realm of drinking/drug use and debauchery, but I'm also interest in if there's like any cool local oddities or like a club/bar off the beaten path that someone would suggest.

[Adraedan]

don't be afraid, there's very little you could do to make us think any less of you

I'm obviously not afraid of you people thinking lowly of me. In the end we're all just matter, so we're not worth anymore than a rock of the same approximate weight. The negative opinions of other human beings aren't anything more than the negative opinion that my couch might have if my couch could think.

Eventually, we'll die. everyone who knew us will die, and everyone they might have told stories about us to will die. At that point, we're forgotten.

In the grand scheme of the universe (or lack thereof) even the holocaust won't matter eventually.

Human life is worthless. Human opinion is, somehow, worth even less.

[DocGonzo]

I'm just asking for suggestions from anyone who may have gone there. I mean, it's very obvious what I am going to be doing in the realm of drinking/drug use and debauchery, but I'm also interest in if there's like any cool local oddities or like a club/bar off the beaten path that someone would suggest.

yes, leave the club grounds, make a left on the third dirt road and go about 40 minutes or so until you see the local's shanties

you must scream the password very loud every 20 feet or so until they all hear you so they know it's cool

the secret password is "Bob Marley was gay and sucked white men's cocks"

make sure you scream it load and repeat until the locals come out to greet you

[Adraedan]

yes, leave the club grounds, make a left on the third dirt road and go about 40 minutes or so until you see the local's shanties

you must scream the password very loud every 20 feet or so until they all hear you so they know it's cool

the secret password is "Bob Marley was gay and sucked white men's cocks"

make sure you scream it load and repeat until the locals come out to greet you

You could at least try, slightly.

[alfaroverall]

Modern nihilism is almost the antithesis of classical nihilism as it is the fight against modernism and the forging of purpose from nothing, not just wallowing in nothing.
Isn't that...almost existentialist, sort of?

Also, time to fail at forcing a meme:
Drink fluoroantimonic acid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoroantimonic_acid) and die!

tl;dr version of link: it's an acid that is 20 quintillion times stronger than sulfuric acid.

[Adraedan]

Isn't that...almost existentialist, sort of?

In a way, yes. Nihilism is, by nature, hard to define because it rejects the idea of concrete definition of relative terms. A rock is a rock because, well, it's a fucking rock and I can pick it up and throw it at someone.

Good, evil, law, chaos etc etc are relative terms. They mean different things to different people and are harder to define. If you ever actually met two nihilists who claimed to have the same belief structure, odds are they're not doing it right.

For me, nihilism is about breaking down belief until you have as little belief as possible. To eliminate faith completely and to understand the relative nature of value. My girlfriend is the most important person in the world to me, but I understand that to you or others she has no value at all as the people you hold valuable have no value to me.

Nothing is born or created with inherent value, the value is assigned by each person. An 8 pound infant and an 8 pound rock are both 8 pounds of matter, neither more valuable than the other inherently. It is only through human perception that value exists.

So what it boils down to, is a person who is not a nihilist might have a problem making a decision like... do I kill 10 people to save 1. I, on the other hand, would weight the value of each person in relation to myself. If that 1 person was my family member/friend or lover, than I would kill those 10 people without so much as a second thought and with a completely clean concious as their combined value to me was less than the value of that single person.

[alfaroverall]

In a way, yes. Nihilism is, by nature, hard to define because it rejects the idea of concrete definition of relative terms. A rock is a rock because, well, it's a fucking rock and I can pick it up and throw it at someone.

Good, evil, law, chaos etc etc are relative terms. They mean different things to different people and are harder to define. If you ever actually met two nihilists who claimed to have the same belief structure, odds are they're not doing it right.

For me, nihilism is about breaking down belief until you have as little belief as possible. To eliminate faith completely and to understand the relative nature of value. My girlfriend is the most important person in the world to me, but I understand that to you or others she has no value at all as the people you hold valuable have no value to me.

Nothing is born or created with inherent value, the value is assigned by each person. An 8 pound infant and an 8 pound rock are both 8 pounds of matter, neither more valuable than the other inherently. It is only through human perception that value exists.
Give Austrian economics a shot, I think you may like it.

[DocGonzo]

You could at least try, slightly.

why try?

especially when it concerns the cosmic irony of a self proclaimed "nihilist" going on a vacation to a place called "hedonism"

gtfo, and diaf of jamaicans, nublet

[Adraedan]

Give Austrian economics a shot, I think you may like it.

Interesting concepts... still kind of hung up on a few aspects of inherent value but it seems that the way these guys looked at the market was a significantly better version then what we currently are working with.

[Adraedan]

why try?

especially when it concerns the cosmic irony of a self proclaimed "nihilist" going on a vacation to a place called "hedonism"

gtfo, and diaf of jamaicans, nublet

I'd love to see you try to justify why someone can't be a hedonistic nihilist. Really, I'm honestly interested in your view on this. Please go on.

[DoveAlexa]

Drink fluoroantimonic acid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluoroantimonic_acid) and die!

tl;dr version of link: it's an acid that is 20 quintillion times stronger than sulfuric acid.
OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
what does it do?! WHAT DOES IT DOOO!?

How does one contain such a baddass liquid?!

[DocGonzo]

I'd love to see you try to justify why someone can't be a hedonistic nihilist. Really, I'm honestly interested in your view on this. Please go on.

but i'm not interested in telling you...i would have to care

[Adraedan]

but i'm not interested in telling you...i would have to care

I would think as a fellow forum troll hearing (reading) the sound of your own voice was one of your hobbies.

Eitherway, I'm going home from work early, and by this time tomorrow I will be closer to death than I ever have been.

Fellow trolls, continue to spew filth until my return. If I don't return, know that I died happy.

[Aacevedo]

I'd love to see you try to justify why someone can't be a hedonistic nihilist. Really, I'm honestly interested in your view on this. Please go on.

Noone cares about your nihilism, happy now? you have no value, stop thinking you have. No one cares about your view of the world either.
Really get to the fucking resort and drink a bleach coctail.

[OneSoVile]

Noone cares about your nihilism, happy now? you have no value, stop thinking you have. No one cares about your view of the world either.
Really get to the fucking resort and drink a bleach coctail.

Didn't you just care enough to reply?:confused:

[Vessol]

Why is everyone giving this stupid 09er their attention? This topic is fail.

[alfaroverall]

OOOOOOOOOOOO!!
what does it do?! WHAT DOES IT DOOO!?

How does one contain such a baddass liquid?!
Not in water. It fucking explodes if it touches water.

Beyond that, certain organic solvents can store it pretty safely I think...I wouldn't put it in glass though, stick to polyethylene or something similar.