scariest shit?

[The Dark Zealot]

So really, whats the scariest shit you can think of? you know, like for movies?
some examples?
waking up in a room sitting next to a dead guy.
A guy just standing there with a huge ass smile, eyes wide open, staring at you
a cell phone that makes your head explode if you miss a call?(or something like that)
get in bed with your wife and feel her up, notice something wierd and ask a question, and your wife comes out of the bathroom, and the one next to you turns out to be a crazy zombie with an axe?

Ok really im scaring myself now, but my vote has Got to be on a girls dolls staring at you with huge evil grins *shivers*

so yeah, im easily scared, and im prolly gonna have nightmares now...

[Drool111]

Indeed you are scared easily. The scariest thing for me would be waking up in the night, paralyzed, with some alien mother fucker standing over me and then probing me in the ass.

[The Dark Zealot]

Indeed you are scared easily. The scariest thing for me would be waking up in the night, paralyzed, with some alien mother fucker standing over me and then probing me in the ass.

okay so who thought of that anyway? I mean why was it one of the first impressions of aliens would be something like they stick something up your ass, just the fact that nobody could make that up, makes me want to believe in aliens<please no discussions on the existance aliens in this thread>

[Viluin]

Ghosts are the only thing that can still scare me.

[Drool111]

okay so who thought of that anyway? I mean why was it one of the first impressions of aliens would be something like they stick something up your ass, just the fact that nobody could make that up, makes me want to believe in aliens<please no discussions on the existance aliens in this thread>

Because some crazy old farmer once said "yerr dem alienz they came down here and abducted me in der big flyin' saucer they did, mm yes, one of em shoved this huuge probe up my ass and then dropped me back down into the paddock with the cows yep!"

[Scully]

Little girls with black hair.

[Drool111]

Little girls with black hair.

Alma

[Sqarak]

So really, whats the scariest shit you can think of? .

A turd from an undead guy that has teeth and tries to abuse your dog...that must be scary

[Thunderjohn]

Boo!!

[Badem]

shit man

I watched {REC} the other night, scared me a little, went to bed, ahd a few scary shit dreams and suddenly woke up

Had one of those muscles spasms in my shoulder, but it felt just like someone poking me in my shoulder

i froze

now fuck man that was a scary dream

[Laiziras]

some shit like washing my face on bathroom sink and when i get my head up and look to the mirror some boogieman is behind me.
or when i leave closet little open at night and i can see it from my bed i think there might be some scary looking arm coming and opening it more or someone looking at me from there:ohno:

[Sqarak]

On a more on topic note

What sometimes still bothers me is, what if I get out of bed and suddenly two hand grab my ankles :eek:

[Badem]

On a more on topic note

What sometimes still bothers me is, what if I get out of bed and suddenly two hand grab my ankles :eek:

It means you not killing your bitches properly

either that or that paraplegic fell out of her chair again

[DarkLily]

Being totally alone. I am Legend? Couldn't do it.

That and being tied down while hoards of creepy crawlies swarm over me.

I got more, but they're already in a another thread here somewhere.

[KalCwn]

The unknown...
The thing you can't see but you know is there.

Less is more.

[Temet nosce]

Heh, imagine waking up in a bright cheery room, with light spilling in the window, feeling pleasantly drowsy as you wake up. Then you try to sit up, and your muscles don't obey you. You tell your head to turn around and it won't. You start to panic as you realize your body won't respond to your commands, and you realize you're paralyzed. You'll never walk, use your arms, or even take a shit on your own again.

Now that, is fucking scary. Screw all these damned alien/ghost/zombie/violence/whatever things. Although I suppose being terminally ill, or watching your own mental facilities begin to deteriorate from something you can't halt would be horrifying as well.

[GFH_Spike]

One of my recent dreams involved a school bus driven crazily through the woods by a relative of mine in an attempt to escape from a psychopath. As a passenger, I was freaking out, but the vehicle finally rammed into a tree and came to a halt. What I didn't expect was to feel long, thin fingers grasping at my neck from behind. Apparently something had hid itself in the bus. I woke up with a rapid heartbeat and a chill at the back of my neck.

[DarkLily]

Although I will add, the story in heroshade's sig is pretty damn creepy too. :eek:

[bdjhall]

Getting fucked up the ass by Howdy Doody.

[Empty Pockets]

Being on a 6 inch ledge 2 miles up on a windy day.

All the rest is just "oh shit" material.

[Aacevedo]

So really, whats the scariest shit you can think of? you know, like for movies?

Meeting one of the psychos who lure in this forum.

[1998altima]

Here is something pretty scary, a snake taking a shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz5csHetjE).

[Aacevedo]

Here is something pretty scary, a snake taking a shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz5csHetjE).
I fucking hate you :eek:
shiiiiit
jajaja

[Marrik]

Alma

i think naked 15 year old Alma is scarier than 9 year old Alma

[The Dark Zealot]

Okay guys, im not satisfied, none of that was even close to scary... well maybe a few things

[CuriousGeorge]

Okay guys, im not satisfied, none of that was even close to scary... well maybe a few things

http://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pennywise.jpg

BOO!

[Caffy]

Things I fear:

Government power
Running out of bullets
Having my cock 'n balls cut off

Other than that? Don't be a pussy.

[The Dark Zealot]

Things I fear:

Government power
Running out of bullets
Having my cock 'n balls cut off

Other than that? Don't be a pussy.

what a fucking mood killer, get the fuck out, your not wanted here

[Drock]

When I woke up next to your mother this morning.

[Natdaprat]

Possibly anything unexpected after sex. Seriously, your weakest time is the best time to be scared.

[Rourke]

2 things.

1) My dick being torn off.

2) Waking up in a town full of PETA activists.:ohno:

[Death's Chill]

Waking up paralyzed is the only thing that seems scary in this thread.

[lilyeti]

Lol.

Being dropped in a giant cone/wedge (anything tht narrows towards the bottom). Being un-comfurtable, constantly pushed down, scraping the edges by your own body weight. Unable to sleep, barely ale to move, and staying that way until you die of starvation.

[Barbarossa]

The level of retardedness that Off Topic has become scares the bejesus out of me...

[Drool111]

Goats.

[The Dark Zealot]

Okay ive been looking around, for this video I saw a while back, on the show

"totally outrageous behavior" on G4
Its wierd, its like someone removed all traces of that video..

The video where the guy accidentally jumps out of the plane without a parachute, because the camera gear on his back weighed about the same?
once the other jumpers pull their cords he starts FREAKING out and then he dies.

Well I couldnt find the video but heres another video kinda like it
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=506_1173560291